Hi this is VFran. I love four things sleeping, reading, watching t.v., and messing with my friends. I also have the attention span of a three year old. Oh, and for your information my spelling sucks! I like anything violent, and many of my friends have suggested that I see a therapist because of the large amount of death threats I give out. Many said friends are sadly no longer in town.(They had to move. I didn't kill them, it's just you can't stay in our town if your dad is over sixty.) TT-TT

My favorite books are; Harry Potter, Maximum Ride,

My favorite animes/mangas are; Katekyo Hitman Reborn, D. Gray-Man, Bleach, and Gintama! But I love KHR the most!

My favorite characters in KHR are;

1. Fran

2. Hibari

3.Enma

4. Xauxus

5. Byakura

6. Reborn

7. Bel

8. Mammon/Viper

9. Skull

10. Ryohei

Random Stuff

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in the opposite direction.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people

I am not crazy! You know what! The voices don't like you anymore!

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Weather Forecast for tonight: dark

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

It's strange, isn't it? You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, on to a little seesaw, and then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought, "WTF happened to my ceiling?"

If you're gonna go cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls.

You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth.

When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions.

Need a vacation? GO AWAY!

Randomness is the base of conversation.

I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, I haven't missed it yet.

Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference.

Whenever you feel angry at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sarcasm is your bodys natural defense against stupidity.

Don't make me mad, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

I’m here because Heaven couldn’t let me in, and Hell was afraid I’d take over...

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

I will temporarily rule the world, forever

I'm not crazy I'm just ... well, I'm not crazy!"

Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them

Dude, like, I think she's speaking Chinese again

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass

Impotence...Nature's way of saying ‘No hard feelings'

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off

If you continue to poke me with that chopstick i will not cease to kill you with it

If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige

Now, I want you all to start daydreaming. Yes, just pretend you're listening to my lecture. Yeah, that's the glazed expressions I want!

Hell is actually a lot hotter than this room, but the joy levels about the same

IT’S ON FIRE, IT’S ON FIRE, AND FIRE IS HOT!

Now you know that evil will always triumph because good is stupid

If there’s anything more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

I DON’T CARE! IN THIS KITCHEN, I AM GOD!

A news reporter is someone who starts by saying "Good evening" and then proceeds to tell you why it isn't.

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth??

If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

How important does a person have to be before they're considered assasinated instead of just murdered?

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"