"The country itself is the ultimate joke; the wave you body-surf into shore after a day at the beach could contain a shark or a rip-tide and, when you get back, your house could have been burnt to the ground in a bush fire. That's where the whole 'no worries' thing comes from."
Mark Little- actor

Hello!! I'm Salerio the Dragon (hear me roar...!!! ;P) How did you find yourself here? I know I usually look at people's profiles when I read their stories or if they've reviewed me, I'm guessing you did the same? I became interested in FanFiction when my friend just couldn't stop telling me about it, so I had a look around. I was sure I would never be brave enough to write a story and post it on here though. (That and the fact that I've always thought that FanFiction would be hard to write...I mean, I knew what I would like to read, but wasn't sure if I could write something along those lines...) Anyway, I'm here now. I thought it'd be good to have perfect strangers read my work and tell me what I should fix it up on, as well as extending my vocabulary and working on my spelling. I hope you find my stories enjoyable!!

If you have any problems with my story, please tell me, grammar, spelling and facts. I like to get my facts right (so I'm grateful when people point things out to me, even though I blush and stammer and steer clear of what I've done wrong for awhile procrastinating admitting defeat and hoping that no-one thinks I'm a pretentious fool...) and I try to change people's perspectives as well. I like it when people respond to my reviews or Private Messages, I get to have interesting conversations with someone far away from where I live and with completely different experiences too! I believe (correct me if you think I'm wrong) that people everywhere are essentially the same, but our culture can make someone from a different country seem completely alien. For example, here in Australia our sense of humour is so different to other countries. It's called Black Humour. But in America, someone could get really offended because of a joke an Aussie makes and vice versa. But not the Kiwis, the Kiwis are good for a laugh (they like sheep too... XP)!!!