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Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter. Alright, I think it's time to rewrite the profile, considering it's two years out of date. Makes sense that I organize it by the things I enjoy :-) Harry Potter: I started writing Harry Potter fanfiction in 2002 because I was tired of waiting for book 5 to come out and decided to try to write it myself. I posted it online at the request of my college roommate, and was amazed when people actually liked it (it was my first time being any sort of an author.) Although there was a break for a few years as I started writing HP-RPG work, I now do both; If anyone's interested in trying out RPG writing (or even curious what it is) feel free to email me about it. Music: I graduated Iowa State University with a minor in music. Not because it was any sort of goal on my part, but because I took enough music classes for fun that by my senior year I was only 2 classes away from the minor. I play the trumpet and the piano, and love doing composing and arranging. For Christmas of 2003, instead of going out and buying presents, I made a music cd for all my family and friends as a gift - and I'm doing the same for the 2005 Christmas. Recently I got a nice little tool - a Xorg Synthesizer that will hopefully let me produce some songs that verge on professional quality. If you're interested in hearing some MP3's - either of me playing trumpet/piano or of songs I've composed/arranged, fire me off an email or YIM message (if you have Cable/DSL - you won't want to try to download them with dialup...) Programming: I've always loved tinkering around and programming on computers. So it wasn't unexpected when I graduated ISU with a degree in Computer Science, and have a job programming here in Des Moines. Working a full time job programming does make it a bit difficult to work up the gumption to program much on my spare time. Nevertheless, there have been a few projects that were finished out. The biggest was my own web browser which featured it's own popup blocker (this was before the version of IE that does it automatically) and a program that tracked the posts, authors, and house points for my RPG site. | |||||||||
1. The Agent of Necropolis » reviewsA rare adventure fic in a post-book-7 world. An illusive figure has emerged in the wizarding underworld and Harry and Ron aren't the only ones looking in to it. Between their nosy kids and Draco's vested interest, the two aurors have their hands full.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 7-17-08 - Harry P. & Albus S. P.2. Half Blood Prince Outtakes reviewsMany people assume that books can't have outtakes. I pity them. Anyway, by incredible acts of detective work these, I assure you, are not my own creative works I've been able to ferret out some lost outtakes to the sixth and penultimate HP novel.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-2-08 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete3. The Legacy of SPEW reviewsRose takes the mantle of SPEW and takes it one step further. The result is a start-of-term ceremony that no student will soon forget...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-25-08 - Rose W. & Jimmy P. - Complete4. Editor Inspiration reviewsExclusive editor notes from the development of Chamber of Secrets. One of the most illuminating reads to understand the background for JK's second novel: HP and the Chamber of Secrets.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-19-08 - Gilderoy L. & Albus D. - Complete5. Problems of a Sort reviewsIn a world of fast women and easy money, two vice cops struggle to ... oh, heck. It's a funny story about the Sorting Ceremony, but honestly, who would read a story with that Summary? Trust me, if you're looking for a laugh, you won't be disappointed...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-24-08 - Jimmy P. & Albus S. P. - Complete6. Mister Stu » reviewsWith all the nasty swipes at Sues at there, what happened to making fun of Stus? This story is going to help change this gender inequality. Not only that, but you the reader get a say in just how they get made fun of! Sequel to 'Miss Sue'Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 11-7-05 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete7. Movie Trailer Tragedy reviewsA parody of the horrible state of HP fanfiction since book 7, featuring an all-new Harry Potter trailer of epic proportions.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-4-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete8. The Trouble With Names reviewsParody/Humor - Ever wonder what would happen to a first year entrance to Hogwarts that just happened to have the unluckiest name in existence?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-2-08 - Albus S. P. & Jimmy P. - Complete9. Doublebagged Redemption » reviewsA marriage counselor gives a couple a rather unusual exercise to help them learn to communicate: writing fanfiction shortstories. Features several ficlets around the HarryGinny ship see inside, though the story itself is not fluff by any means.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,597 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 12-1-05 - Published: 10-7-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W.10. Miss Sue » reviewsYet another nasty swipe at all those Sues out there. I think that about sums it up. Chapter 3 is up, making the story even worse... come on, with a summary like this, you know you Have to read itHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 11-7-05 - Published: 8-11-05 - Ron W. & Minerva M.11. Harry Potter and the Scepter of Fury » reviewsBook 1 of a series rewrite. It's Harry's first year, and he quickly finds himself overwhelmed and in the middle of the plot that seems to be attracting some rather odd characters, all centered around a scepter that was until recently thought a legend.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-7-05 - Published: 8-3-05 - Harry P. & Voldemort12. Lilys Downfall reviewsThe only thing worse than this Marauder's parody is... well, I don't think 6 billion years of history have anything on the mind-numbing stupidity of this fic. (Come on, you know you want to read it now!)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-7-03 - James P. & Lily Evans P.13. Harry Potter and the Legion of the Shadow » reviewsHarry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his fifth year, but finds that Voldemort seeks to awaken a horrible power.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 56,977 - Reviews: 335 - Updated: 6-7-03 - Published: 1-12-03 - Harry P. & Voldemort14. Floating and Sinking reviewsAnother horrible, badly written parody of mine. I'd describe it, but I'm still disinfecting my keyboard from typing it.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-25-03 - Harry P.15. The Sorting of Helga Hufflepuff reviewsWhat exactly happened the day the sorting hat was created...?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-24-0316. Summer Divination reviewsA new discovery has been made - a powerful branch of divination. Will Harry be able to cope?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-22-0317. Oblivion reviewsA scene that's never been written before on (at least to my knowledge) - I'd tell you what, but the entire story'sHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-2-03 - Harry P.18. Sorting 101 reviewsParody - Harry returns to Hogwarts for a 5th year, but runs into a disgruntled Hogwarts employee... of the most unlike type.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-28-0319. Harry Potter and the Sphere of Madness » reviews19 Years after Graduation, the method used to trap Voldemort has been broken. Sequel to my 5th-7th year trilogy (two draughts, possessions of voldemort, obsidian tome)Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-20-03 - Published: 1-23-03 - Harry P. & Voldemort20. Harry Potter and the 6 Endings of Doom reviewsHarry Potter seeks deliverance from the 6 most horrible story endings ever written.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2-18-03 - Harry P. & Voldemort21. Harry Potter and the Battle Against Loose Ends reviewsAh, yet another parody. Chaos Warlocks, Anti-Lycanthopy, Adoption, and the Goat King's eternal struggle against the evil Existing Plot PointsHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-1-0322. Rite of Descent reviewsYet another Parody - this time of all those stories where Harry/Hermione/Ron/Ginny/Draco/etc are the heirs to the Hogwarts founders, and have to complete some epic quest to save the world because of it.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-12-03 - Albus D. & Voldemort - Complete23. Harry Potter and the Obsidian Tome » reviewsHarry Potter returns for his final year at Hogwarts. But Voldemort yet again seeks to destroy, and has a terrible new power...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,515 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 12-19-02 - Published: 12-7-02 - Voldemort & Harry P.24. Lumberjacks and Pining for Harry reviewsYet another one of my parodies. The unfortunate victim: Rampant SongficsHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-19-02 - Harry P. & Albus D.25. Hogwarts: with Hormones reviewsDid you know that 30% of HP stories on are Romance? Did you know that only 15% are Humor and 5% are Action/Adventure. Even 'General' only has 25%! I think this amazing fact deserves a parody. 5th in the series.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 12-15-02 - Albus D. & Hermione G.26. Malfoy sings, Voldemort Laments, A tragic tale reviewsThe fourth of my parodies. The target? Malfoy/Hermione shippers and Voldemort Descent TalesHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-13-02 - Draco M. & Voldemort27. Not Another James and Lily Fic! reviewsHow many of those James and Lily fics are there! I got tired of reading summary after summary about life at Hogwarts during the Marauder years, centered around the various love affairs of Lily and James, and decided to Spoof them. So there!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-11-02 - Lily Evans P. & James P.28. Harry Potter and the Possessions of Voldemort » reviewsHarry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his 6th year, to find it yet again under attack. Dementors attack, Professors and Students are under assualt, and there seems to be a traitor within the school... Sequel to 'Harry Potter and the Two Draughts'Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,004 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 12-7-02 - Published: 11-20-02 - Harry P. & Voldemort29. But What About Ron reviewsA little fluff piece which pokes a bit of fun at all the HP/HG pairings out there (Don't get me wrong - I'm still a fan of them, especially the Psychic Serpent)Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 12-3-02 - Harry P. & Hermione G.30. Harry Potter and the Two Draughts » reviewsHarry Potter returns for his 5th year at Hogwarts. But Voldemort is back, and everything seems to be centered around Snape... Death Omens, Veela Charms, Quidditch Action, and the Triwizard Tournament! *** COMPLETE ***Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,866 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 11-20-02 - Published: 11-9-02 - Ginny W. & Severus S. - Complete31. Nightmare on MarySue Street reviewsHehe, the idea for a Mary-Sue Parody fluff hit my head! Come on - Read It! You know you want to! (NOTE: It really doesn't have anything to do with Nightmare on Elm Street)Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-19-02 - Hermione G.
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