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To anyone who wants Blue Sky Studios to make more Ice Age shorts and an Ice Age TV show with Peaches back as a little kid (the way she was in Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas and voiced by Ciara Bravo again), please sign my petition and convince Blue Sky Studios to do it over and over again through e-mail and stuff! Please! Even after the fourth film released, we can still do it! Also, if you wanna sign my Stuart Little petition that's also on change.org, it is about petitioning Rob Minkoff to make Stuart Little 4, plus a Christmas special titled Stuart Little: Little Hi, Little Ho Ho Ho! Go sign it and add more supporters before it is too late! And also sign the Lion King petition on the same site petitioning Minkoff again to make a new TV series called The Lion King: The Young Adventures, which will focus on more childhood adventures of Simba and Nala! Hurry and sign these petitions before they get taken off of change.org! I really hope you really see this message and actually do it! I am so sick and tired of people ignoring me and letting it be the way it is! PLEASE DO IT NOW! I AM BEGGING YOU GUYS OUT THERE, ALL OF YOU!!
My favorite movies are Alvin and the Chipmunks (I wish there was a live-action sitcom of it, with the CGI Chipmunks and Chipettes), Open Season, Finding Nemo, Surf's Up, Shark Tale, Barnyard, Alpha and Omega, Shrek, Hoodwinked, Bolt, Cats & Dogs, Norbit, Brother Bear, the Fox and the Hound, Elf, the Simpsons Movie, and Good Boy!. My favorite TV shows are Boog and Elliot's Big Adventure, Mr. Meaty, the Penguins of Madagascar, Oobi, The Simpsons, Back at the Barnyard, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Oobi at Work. My favorite video games are The Simpsons, Barnyard, Open Season, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Ice Age, Alpha and Omega, Surf's Up, Finding Nemo, Shrek, Flushed Away, Madagascar, Shark Tale, and Bolt.
My favorite stand-up comedians are David Alan Greir, Larry The Cable Guy, Eddie Izzard, Greg Cipes, and Janeane Garofalo.
I like to listen to Justin Bieber (who is my all-time favorite singer), Justin Timberlake, Jesse McCartney, Jeanette McCurdy, and Terry Crews. I also like to stay home and relax, but I hate having to go to the stores and malls.
My favorite movie characters are, like I said, Alvin and the Chipmunks (I'll be their big fan forever), Dot (A Bug's Life), Slinky Dog (Toy Story), Nelly (Good Boy!), Lenny (Shark Tale), Twitchy Squirrel (Hoodwinked), Donkey (Shrek), Chief (The Fox and the Hound), Gisela, Giselita, and Elvis (Open Season), Lani Allikai (Surf's Up), Bart Simpson (The Simpsons Movie), the Jersey Cows (Barnyard), Tigress (Kung Fu Panda), Helen Parr (The Incredibles), EVE (Wall-e), Jovie (Elf), Penny (Bolt), Dory (Finding Nemo), and Mater (Cars). My favorite TV characters are Gisela, Giselita, and Elvis (Boog and Elliot's Big Adventure), Secretary Ilykfonez (Oobi at Work), Parker Dinkleman (Mr. Meaty), Alvin Seville (Alvin and the Chipmunks), Sheen Estevez (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius), Mater (Cars Toons: Mater's Tall Tales), Malina (The Emperor's New School), Mort (The Penguins of Madagascar), Tigress (Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness), Bridget, Nigel, and Ryan (The Wild), Bart Simpson (The Simpsons), Uma (Oobi), the Jersey Cows (Back at the Barnyard), and Nemo, Dory, Pearl, and Coral (Finding Nemo).
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
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REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
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If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes. Very quietly, I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
FAVORITE ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Huell Howser (R.I.P.), S. Scott Bullock, Steve Oedekerk, Chris Hardwick, Jeffrey Garcia, Tino Insana, Leigh Allyn Baker, David Alan Grier, Larry the Cable Guy, Matthew J. Munn, Justin Long, Antonio Banderas, Terry Crews, Justin Timberlake, Susie Essman, Corey Edwards, Jason Hopley, Matthew Gray Gubler, Todd Doldersum, Marty Stelnick, Karen Disher, Jamie Shannon, Karley Scott Collins, Matthew W. Taylor, Fred Stoller, Sean Mullen, Christopher Showerman, Arden Myrin, Carter Jenkins, Harrison Fahn, Mark Walton, Danny Jacobs, Jesse McCartney, Brittany Murphy (R.I.P.), Chris Wedge, John Leguizamo, Hunter Elliott, Blake Clark, Jim Varney (R.I.P.), Janeanne Garofalo, Eddie Izzard, Greg Cipes, Beatrice Miller, Emily Hahn, Maya Angelou
FAVORITE SINGERS: Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Jennete McCurdy, Jesse McCartney, Terry Crews, Carter Jenkins, Matthew Gray Gubler, Ciara Bravo, Justin Long, Brittany Murphy, Greg Cipes, Maya Angelou
FAVORITE MOVIES: Alvin and the Chipmunks, Open Season, Surf's Up, Brother Bear, Alpha and Omega, Shrek, Hoodwinked, Bolt, Cats & Dogs, Good Boy!, Flushed Away, Norbit, Shark Tale, Elf, the Simpsons Movie, the Fox and the Hound, Ice Age, Barnyard, Kung Fu Panda, Toy Story, The Wild, Finding Nemo
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Boog and Elliot's Big Adventure, Mr. Meaty, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Back to the Barnyard, TheDeafOneManShow (video series), PrankandSpank (video series), Smokingmonkeyvideos (video series), Oobi at Work (video series), The Simpsons, Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, Toy Story Toons, Oobi
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES: Barnyard, The Simpsons, Open Season, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Surf's Up, Alpha and Omega, Shrek, Bolt, Flushed Away, Shark Tale, Kung Fu Panda, Toy Story, The Wild, Brother Bear, Finding Nemo
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Kenai/Nita (Brother Bear)
Otis/Daisy (Barnyard: The Original Party Animals)
Humphrey/Kate (Alpha and Omega)
Bridget/Benny (The Wild)
Marlin/Dory (Finding Nemo)
Lisa Simpson/Nelson Muntz (The Simpsons)
Oscar/Angie (Shark Tale)
Buddy Hall/Jovie (Elf)
Jimmy Neutron/Cindy Vortex (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius)
Kuzco/Malina (The Emperor's New School)
Tow Mater/Holley Shiftwell (Cars)
Scrat/Scratte (Ice Age)
Oobi Wazzup/Secretary Ilykfonez (Oobi at Work)
Parker Dinkleman/Leanne (Mr. Meaty)
Sheen Estevez/Libby Folfax (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius)
Lightning McQueen/Sally Carrera (Cars)
Alistair/Carmen (Open Season)
Elliot/Giselle (Open Season)
Kitty Galore/Mr. Tinkles (Cats & Dogs)
Tod/Vixey (The Fox and the Hound)
Otis/Abby (Back at the Barnyard)
Rabbit/Dinkleman (Open Season)
Garth/Lilly (Alpha and Omega)
King Julien XIII/Marlene (Madagascar)
Simon Seville/Jeanette Miller (Alvin and the Chipmunks)
Roddy St. James/Rita Malone (Flushed Away)
Po Ping/Tigress (Kung Fu Panda)
Josh Redgrove/Brittany (Mr. Meaty)
Shrek/Princess Fiona (Shrek)
Norbit Rice/Kate Thomas (Norbit)
Crane/Mei Ling (Kung Fu Panda)
Cody Maverick/Lani Aliikai (Surf's Up)
Owen Baker/Connie Flemming (Good Boy!)
Granny Puckett/Fisherman (Hoodwinked)
Boog/Ursa (Open Season)
Theodore Seville/Eleanor Miller (Alvin and the Chipmunks)
Diggs/Catherine (Cats & Dogs)
Butch/Ivy (Cats & Dogs)
Monkey/Viper (Kung Fu Panda)
Alvin Seville/Brittany Miller (Alvin and the Chipmunks)
Open Season 3:
Giselita- Uhh... new game?
Elvis- Mother! I was attacked by a ferret!
Alistair- I see you sweating in nervous anticipation!
Gisela- (to Elliot) Mom always says that if a friend is upset with you, you should try and work things out.
Doug- I'm telling you, Alistair, one of these days, I'm gonna give that diva a piece of my mind!
(The wilds leave to save Boog from the Maslova Family Circus, when Gisela and Giselita stop and turn to Doug, who has been tied up and hurt by the animals)
Roberto: I don't remember Boog's fur bein' so light and spiky like that.
Boog- Yo, you got some kind of thing growin' outta your neck.
Doug- (Disguised as Boog) I'm not your servant! I'm king of the jungle!
Giselita- Ha ha! Mom's going to kill you! (does cutthroat gesture)
Boog: So what are you, some kind of llama?
Doug- (undercover as Boog) Why don't y'all run along and fetch me some goodies?
Ursa- Why is fur dark?
Fifi: Hi. Mr. Weenie. Come and sit with me. We can watch the television together.
Elliot: BFFs 'til the end.
Roger- Let's go SAVE him! Oh I wanna go save him! Oh please please please please!
Boog- I guess me and Elliot ain't as tight as I thought we were. (to Dinkleman) Hey, wait! You're not gonna cancel on me too, are ya? Us bears gotta stay together. (laughs) You know what I like about you, Dinkleman? You're always there when I need ya! And don't worry, we're gonna have a blast tomorrow! This'll be the best guys' trip ever! You'll see.
Roger- Meat Snacks!
Russian Dog- (upon seeing Boog) There is something different about Doug.
Boog- You'll always be my BFF.
Elliot- What have you done with Boog?!
Alistair- No need to worry! You gonna knock her out with the real you! She'll be all like, "Doug? Who's Doug? I'm all about Boog, baby!"
Shrek the Third video game:
Fiona: Hey, why didn't you just eat your way out?
Shrek: Hey, kid. Which one is Artie?
Shrek- All right, Peaches, you're coming with me.
Prince Charming: Listen to the crowd, Shrek! Do you hear what I hear? I hear thousands of people crying out for a hero! A new king!
Prince Charming: It's showtime!
Prince Charming: Extras! Stage right! Get him!
Prince Charming: Lightning crew! Capture that boy!
Prince Charming: Cyclops! That's your cue!
Artie: Show's over, Charming! Come on down from your... cardboard make-believe tower!
Shrek: Go for the ropes, Artie!
Shrek- Take a bow, Charming. Show's over.
Captain Hook: (Singing) I'm evil!
Fiona: Ha! If those guards think a wooden door can stop me...
Kung Fu Panda 2:
Shen- How did you... how did you do it?
Shen- Who do you think you are, Panda?
Po- You were there.
Kung Fu Panda:
Tai Lung- (gasps) The WuXi Finger Hold!
Giselle- Hi-ya! (kicks the hunter's teeth out)
Ian- You two are perfect for each other: (to Elliot) You're a loser (to Boog) and you're a loserer!
(When the deer get ready to attack the hunters)
Elliot- Oh, I get it! You're like a pet! Hahaha!
Elliot- You're funny! I was like "Maybe," then I was like "Uh huh!"
McSquizzy- I suggest you turn back from where you came!
Elliot- Dinkleman? Is Dinkleman your DOLL?
Shaw- Listen, girl scout! They're dumb animals! I'm just repsectin' the natural order: Man on top, animals on the bottom! But your bear-- now, now, your bear is special. He belongs somewhere on the middle. Between 2 slices of rye smothered in gravy! (cackles)
Beth- GO TO BED, BOOG!
Boog- Go scamper off into the woods now, little buddy.
Ian- "Boog?" What's that stand for? BOOGER?
Elliot- Hey, I took you out of the garage! You should thank me!
Elliot- What's a Shaw?
Bobbie- Bob, we've been robbed! And they took Mr. Weenie!
Boog- AAAAAAA!! Where's my home?! Somebody stole it!
Elliot- Show me your 'grr' face, nature boy!
Ian- Hello, Smelliot! Ha ha ha ha! I called him "Smelliot."
(During the battle with the hunters)
(Bob and Bobbie run over Shaw)
Ian: Oh! I've heard of you! You're that bear who got his butt thumped by a squirrel! Ha ha ha!
Shaw: Show's over, you four-legged freaks of nature!
Open Season: The Video Game:
Shaw- I saw you untie my deer! You made an enemy today, bear! I'm gonna get you some day, understand?
Elliot- Boog, you're comfy.
Elliot- It's like a roller coaster, except really really dangerous!
Elliot: See ya in a few!
Elliot- This is better than first class!
Elliot- "Boog!" Ehh... I mean, what was that ranger thinking? Elliot-- now that's a name! Boog, that's just plain weird.
Elliot- (taunting the hunters and shaking his butt; singsong) Nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah!
McSquizzy: [Sing-song voice] I got my eyes on you! You're not finished! Go scare those humans! [Puts his hands on his hips, while the squirrels throw nuts at Boog]
Miss Feathers: When you're close enough to a hunter, he'll glow. At that moment, start to growl at the hunter. When you're ready, let go of that roar! And the red zone is the biggest roar of all!
Shaw- This is your first time in the forest, bear! And it's also gonna be your last! 'Cause when I'm done stuffin' your friends, I'll be enjoyin' my warm and cozy bear rug! Next to my fireplace! Now make like an animal and stand still so I can shoot ya good!
Elliot: What do I have to do, paint a target on my butt?
Boog: You'll be okay, as long as the Boogster's around.
Open Season 2: The Video Game:
Elliot: RABBIT FIGHT!
Elliot- Forever and ever?
Serge- (when Elliot is about to yell when he realises his big antlers broke off) EVERYBODY!!! DUCK!!!
The Powerpuff Girls:
[From Paste Makes Waste]
Buttercup- You can't stick to me! You can't stick to me! Nyah nyah nyah nyah... (Elmer's stomach opens up and makes a hole, which Buttercup flies through) Nyahh??
[From The Rowdyruff Boys]
Bubbles- You'll never defeat us. So there.
[From Twas the Fight Before Christmas]
Santa- No buts! I ain't listenin' to no buts from some no-good naughty kids! And no no-good naughty kids are gonna tell me what's what! 'Cuz guess what?
Buttercup- When did you send yours, Smartypants?
Bubbles- You're naughty!
[From The Fries That Bind]
Josh- Oh. It's like that, huh, Porker?
Parker- Can't believe that Josh called me Porker.
Josh- Okay, Parker. I need you back.
(During Josh and Parker's meat fight)
(Josh wiggles a wiener in front of one of Gord's cannibals' face)
Goth Girl- You know, I really hope this movie isn't violent because if there's one thing I don't like... it's violence.
Goth Girl: It smells like smoked ham in here.
Josh- (upon seeing Goth Girl:) Hey!
Stormtrooper #1- You there with the ham! Freeze!
Josh: (beating Hamish up) Not so funny now, eh, meat boy?
Josh: Whoa! Did you see that? She's totally into me!
Parker- Oh, that's hilarious, Hamish! You are so much funnier than Josh!
[From Back Seat Driver]
Parker- If you don't take that skunk back to Scaunchboro and give him a proper funeral, then I'm gonna tell Brittany everything!
Josh- Good evening, sir or madam. (sees the officer) I mean, sir!
Josh- Clam it, whiner!
Open Season 2:
Charlene- There you are, Rufus! How's my shinin' star?
(Elliot's antler cracks off)
Elliot- Let's limit the casualties! ALL RIGHT!
McSquizzy: (to Elliot) Aye! Give it a rest, ya freak of nature!
Elliot: There's only one place in the kitchen for one cook. And this one cook is me and Boog. We're partners.
Elliot- You know what, Giselle? Maybe you should go home, 'cause you're just slowing us down.
Elliot- BING! Shhh.
Boog- Look, Elliot. We need Giselle. She's a good tracker.
Deni: (sing-song voice) Bo-ring! (quacks)
(The wilds are trying to find a way to sneak into Pet Paradiso without being seen)
Boog- (disguised as an Old English Sheep Dog) This will not work!
Mr. Weenie- (looks at Bobbie's butt) Oh, no! Full moon!
Bobbie: (upon finding Weenie) It's you! I can't believe it's you!
Roberto- It's not bad. No one will even notice.
Mrs. Schlapiano- I wonder where I left my room key.
(When Bobbie finds Mr. Weenie)
Boog: (Disguised as a sheepdog) Elliot! Weenie! Thank goodness you safe!
Roger- Stanley, it's been ages!
Elliot: (to Boog, who's in disguise as an Old English Sheepdog) Well, you were hibernating, and we were hangin'. Turns out we have a lot in common: We both like nuts. (puts his hands on his hips)
Nigel: Do we not have the party hats of death? I've got mine!
Baby Hippo- (giggles)
Bridget- Nigel, I don't know what you're trying to pull, but I will kick your--
Benny- Nigel! Get your paws off my girlfriend!
(During the wildebeest fight, Samson knocks Kazar's horn off)
Kazar- Top of the food chain, Ma! TOP OF THE FOOD CHAAAAIN!
Nigel- We cannot eat them without... uh, ONIONS!
Nigel- Very good. Very organized. (the wildebeests don't respond) Can I use your toilet?
Nigel- Holy moly!
Kazar- Great Him, shall we prepare the feast?
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas:
Manny- You are so grounded!
Sid- I have an excellent sense of direction.
Peaches- (During the snowball fight with Crash and Eddie) You guys need to chill out!
Peaches- Hit it!
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