Author has written 106 stories for Open Season, Elf, Chicken Little, Kung Fu Panda, Winnie-the-Pooh, Ice Age, Cats & Dogs, Flushed Away, Incredibles, Country Bears, Veggie Tales, Back at the Barnyard, Shrek, Toy Story, Web Shows, Johnny Bravo, Shark Tale, Cars, Lion King, Air Bud, Father of the Pride, Misc. Cartoons, A Bugs Life, My Little Pony, Misc. Movies, Invader Zim, Parodies and Spoofs, and Stuart Little.

To anyone who wants Blue Sky Studios to make more Ice Age shorts and an Ice Age TV show with Peaches back as a little kid (the way she was in Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas and voiced by Ciara Bravo again), please sign my petition and convince Blue Sky Studios to do it over and over again through e-mail and stuff! Please! Even after the fourth film released, we can still do it! Also, if you wanna sign my Stuart Little petition that's also on change.org, it is about petitioning Rob Minkoff to make Stuart Little 4, plus a Christmas special titled Stuart Little: Little Hi, Little Ho Ho Ho! Go sign it and add more supporters before it is too late! And also sign the Lion King petition on the same site petitioning Minkoff again to make a new TV series called The Lion King: The Young Adventures, which will focus on more childhood adventures of Simba and Nala! Hurry and sign these petitions before they get taken off of change.org! I really hope you really see this message and actually do it! I am so sick and tired of people ignoring me and letting it be the way it is! PLEASE DO IT NOW! I AM BEGGING YOU GUYS OUT THERE, ALL OF YOU!!

My favorite movies are Alvin and the Chipmunks (I wish there was a live-action sitcom of it, with the CGI Chipmunks and Chipettes), Open Season, Finding Nemo, Surf's Up, Shark Tale, Barnyard, Alpha and Omega, Shrek, Hoodwinked, Bolt, Cats & Dogs, Norbit, Brother Bear, the Fox and the Hound, Elf, the Simpsons Movie, and Good Boy!. My favorite TV shows are Boog and Elliot's Big Adventure, Mr. Meaty, the Penguins of Madagascar, Oobi, The Simpsons, Back at the Barnyard, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Oobi at Work. My favorite video games are The Simpsons, Barnyard, Open Season, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Ice Age, Alpha and Omega, Surf's Up, Finding Nemo, Shrek, Flushed Away, Madagascar, Shark Tale, and Bolt.

My favorite stand-up comedians are David Alan Greir, Larry The Cable Guy, Eddie Izzard, Greg Cipes, and Janeane Garofalo.

I like to listen to Justin Bieber (who is my all-time favorite singer), Justin Timberlake, Jesse McCartney, Jeanette McCurdy, and Terry Crews. I also like to stay home and relax, but I hate having to go to the stores and malls.

My favorite movie characters are, like I said, Alvin and the Chipmunks (I'll be their big fan forever), Dot (A Bug's Life), Slinky Dog (Toy Story), Nelly (Good Boy!), Lenny (Shark Tale), Twitchy Squirrel (Hoodwinked), Donkey (Shrek), Chief (The Fox and the Hound), Gisela, Giselita, and Elvis (Open Season), Lani Allikai (Surf's Up), Bart Simpson (The Simpsons Movie), the Jersey Cows (Barnyard), Tigress (Kung Fu Panda), Helen Parr (The Incredibles), EVE (Wall-e), Jovie (Elf), Penny (Bolt), Dory (Finding Nemo), and Mater (Cars). My favorite TV characters are Gisela, Giselita, and Elvis (Boog and Elliot's Big Adventure), Secretary Ilykfonez (Oobi at Work), Parker Dinkleman (Mr. Meaty), Alvin Seville (Alvin and the Chipmunks), Sheen Estevez (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius), Mater (Cars Toons: Mater's Tall Tales), Malina (The Emperor's New School), Mort (The Penguins of Madagascar), Tigress (Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness), Bridget, Nigel, and Ryan (The Wild), Bart Simpson (The Simpsons), Uma (Oobi), the Jersey Cows (Back at the Barnyard), and Nemo, Dory, Pearl, and Coral (Finding Nemo).

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes. Very quietly, I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

FAVORITE ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Huell Howser (R.I.P.), S. Scott Bullock, Steve Oedekerk, Chris Hardwick, Jeffrey Garcia, Tino Insana, Leigh Allyn Baker, David Alan Grier, Larry the Cable Guy, Matthew J. Munn, Justin Long, Antonio Banderas, Terry Crews, Justin Timberlake, Susie Essman, Corey Edwards, Jason Hopley, Matthew Gray Gubler, Todd Doldersum, Marty Stelnick, Karen Disher, Jamie Shannon, Karley Scott Collins, Matthew W. Taylor, Fred Stoller, Sean Mullen, Christopher Showerman, Arden Myrin, Carter Jenkins, Harrison Fahn, Mark Walton, Danny Jacobs, Jesse McCartney, Brittany Murphy (R.I.P.), Chris Wedge, John Leguizamo, Hunter Elliott, Blake Clark, Jim Varney (R.I.P.), Janeanne Garofalo, Eddie Izzard, Greg Cipes, Beatrice Miller, Emily Hahn, Maya Angelou

FAVORITE SINGERS: Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Jennete McCurdy, Jesse McCartney, Terry Crews, Carter Jenkins, Matthew Gray Gubler, Ciara Bravo, Justin Long, Brittany Murphy, Greg Cipes, Maya Angelou

FAVORITE MOVIES: Alvin and the Chipmunks, Open Season, Surf's Up, Brother Bear, Alpha and Omega, Shrek, Hoodwinked, Bolt, Cats & Dogs, Good Boy!, Flushed Away, Norbit, Shark Tale, Elf, the Simpsons Movie, the Fox and the Hound, Ice Age, Barnyard, Kung Fu Panda, Toy Story, The Wild, Finding Nemo

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Boog and Elliot's Big Adventure, Mr. Meaty, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Back to the Barnyard, TheDeafOneManShow (video series), PrankandSpank (video series), Smokingmonkeyvideos (video series), Oobi at Work (video series), The Simpsons, Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, Toy Story Toons, Oobi

FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES: Barnyard, The Simpsons, Open Season, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Surf's Up, Alpha and Omega, Shrek, Bolt, Flushed Away, Shark Tale, Kung Fu Panda, Toy Story, The Wild, Brother Bear, Finding Nemo

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FAVORITE COUPLES:

Kenai/Nita (Brother Bear)

Otis/Daisy (Barnyard: The Original Party Animals)

Humphrey/Kate (Alpha and Omega)

Bridget/Benny (The Wild)

Marlin/Dory (Finding Nemo)

Lisa Simpson/Nelson Muntz (The Simpsons)

Oscar/Angie (Shark Tale)

Buddy Hall/Jovie (Elf)

Jimmy Neutron/Cindy Vortex (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius)

Kuzco/Malina (The Emperor's New School)

Tow Mater/Holley Shiftwell (Cars)

Gloria/Melmen (Madagascar)

Scrat/Scratte (Ice Age)

Oobi Wazzup/Secretary Ilykfonez (Oobi at Work)

Parker Dinkleman/Leanne (Mr. Meaty)

Sheen Estevez/Libby Folfax (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius)

Lightning McQueen/Sally Carrera (Cars)

Alistair/Carmen (Open Season)

Elliot/Giselle (Open Season)

Kitty Galore/Mr. Tinkles (Cats & Dogs)

Tod/Vixey (The Fox and the Hound)

Otis/Abby (Back at the Barnyard)

Rabbit/Dinkleman (Open Season)

Garth/Lilly (Alpha and Omega)

King Julien XIII/Marlene (Madagascar)

Simon Seville/Jeanette Miller (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

Roddy St. James/Rita Malone (Flushed Away)

Donkey/Dragon (Shrek)

Po Ping/Tigress (Kung Fu Panda)

Bolt/Mittens (Bolt)

Josh Redgrove/Brittany (Mr. Meaty)

Shrek/Princess Fiona (Shrek)

Norbit Rice/Kate Thomas (Norbit)

Crane/Mei Ling (Kung Fu Panda)

Cody Maverick/Lani Aliikai (Surf's Up)

Owen Baker/Connie Flemming (Good Boy!)

Granny Puckett/Fisherman (Hoodwinked)

Boog/Ursa (Open Season)

Theodore Seville/Eleanor Miller (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

Diggs/Catherine (Cats & Dogs)

Butch/Ivy (Cats & Dogs)

Monkey/Viper (Kung Fu Panda)

Alvin Seville/Brittany Miller (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

Favorite Quotes/Scenes:

Open Season 3:

Giselita- Uhh... new game?
Elliot- Well, that's enough fun for one day.
Gisela- Now can we wait for Uncle Boog to come back?
Elliot- Boog, Boog, Boog! From now on, we will no longer mention his name!
Gisela- Okay...

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Elvis- Mother! I was attacked by a ferret!

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Alistair- I see you sweating in nervous anticipation!
Boog- What are you talking about? I'm not sweatin'.
Alistair- Yes, you are. I see a little drop of moisture on your upperbrow. Right there. Hello, little sweat!

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Gisela- (to Elliot) Mom always says that if a friend is upset with you, you should try and work things out.
(Elliot begins to tear up)
Elliot- You're upset with me? OH, YOU'RE RIGHT! I'VE BEEN A COMPLETE FAILURE! HOW CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?
(He collapses and continues to weep)
Giselita- Uh, we were talking about you and Uncle Boog?
Gisela- You should go talk to him.
(Elliot sucks on his thumb as he cries)
Giselita- Or maybe we should go get Uncle Boog and bring him here. And you're not a complete failure. You're our dad. We love you no matter what.
Elvis- Father? It's OK.

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Doug- I'm telling you, Alistair, one of these days, I'm gonna give that diva a piece of my mind!
Alistair- I'm sure you will.
Doug- I mean, back where I came from--
Alistair- I know! The zoo!
Doug- No, no, no! For the last time! It's the wild animal park! There's a difference, you know. Anyway, when I was in the wild animal park, no one treated me that way! All the animals worshipped me! There was one grizzly, one king of the jungle: Me!
Alistair- Ohh! Si!
Doug- Just as soon as we get escape, I'm going to find a place exactly like that! And I won't forget your help. I'll be king, and you'll be... we'll find something for you to be.
Alistair- (confused) Huh?!

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(The wilds leave to save Boog from the Maslova Family Circus, when Gisela and Giselita stop and turn to Doug, who has been tied up and hurt by the animals)
Giselita- Impostor.
Doug- Sorry!

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Roberto: I don't remember Boog's fur bein' so light and spiky like that.
Mr. Weenie: Listen, I know Boog and that guy's Boog!
Stanley: Whoa. That is Boog. He sure looks terrible.
Fifi: Of course he looks terrible! They're trying to KILL HIM!!!

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Boog- Yo, you got some kind of thing growin' outta your neck.
Doug- I know. His name's Alistair.
Alistair- Hola! Como esta? (spits on Boog)

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Doug- (Disguised as Boog) I'm not your servant! I'm king of the jungle!
Reilly- Well, technically, the lion is the king of the jungle.
Buddy- And this is the forest.
Ian- The jungle tends to be denser and hotter.
McSquizzy- (slaps Ian) Deer!
Ian- What? I travel.

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Giselita- Ha ha! Mom's going to kill you! (does cutthroat gesture)
Elvis- I was attacked by a ferret!
Giselita- No, you weren't!

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Boog: So what are you, some kind of llama?
Alistair: I'm an Argentinian Camelid!
Boog: What's an Argentinian Camelid?
Alistair: It's a kind of llama.

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Doug- (undercover as Boog) Why don't y'all run along and fetch me some goodies?
Ian- Goodies, schmoodies!

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Doug: Move!
McSquizzy: (whispers to Ian) Better do what he says! He's gone blarney crackers!

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Ursa- Why is fur dark?
Boog- Like I told you, I'm not Doug! I'm Boog!

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Fifi: Hi. Mr. Weenie. Come and sit with me. We can watch the television together.
Mr. Weenie: He's not still mad at me, is he?
Roberto: I think his angry days are behind them, if you know what I mean.

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Elliot: BFFs 'til the end.
(he and Boog do a fist bump)

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Roger- Let's go SAVE him! Oh I wanna go save him! Oh please please please please!

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Boog- I guess me and Elliot ain't as tight as I thought we were. (to Dinkleman) Hey, wait! You're not gonna cancel on me too, are ya? Us bears gotta stay together. (laughs) You know what I like about you, Dinkleman? You're always there when I need ya! And don't worry, we're gonna have a blast tomorrow! This'll be the best guys' trip ever! You'll see.

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Roger- Meat Snacks!

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Russian Dog- (upon seeing Boog) There is something different about Doug.
Russian Cat- Looks like somebody got hairbrushed for birthday!

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Boog- You'll always be my BFF.
Elliot- Are you apologizing?
Boog- Yeah.
Elliot- I forgive you! But only because you forgave me first.

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Elliot- What have you done with Boog?!
Doug- He's locked away somewhere you'll never find him! Especially after tonight, when they take him back to Russia!
Elliot- (gasps) RUSSIA?! ..Who's Russia?
Doug- It's not a who! It's a where! And believe me, you could walk for the rest of yo' life and never get there!

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Alistair- No need to worry! You gonna knock her out with the real you! She'll be all like, "Doug? Who's Doug? I'm all about Boog, baby!"

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Shrek the Third video game:

Fiona: Hey, why didn't you just eat your way out?
Gingy: No! That's revolting! I'm not a cannibal!
Gingy: Girls! I'm glad to see you! They were going to do horrible things to me! With chocolate!
Fiona: You're safe now. Have you seen Cinderella? Or Pinocchio?
Gingy: Stromboli took Pinocchio to the Evil Queen's castle! He's going to use Pinocchio to create an army of evil wooden puppets!
Fiona: But where's Charming?
Gingy: Oh, you mean the King of the Stupids?! He's back in the castle preparing for his big show.
Fiona: Then that's where we're going. Right?
(Sleeping Beauty falls asleep)
Fiona: I love her, but she'll only slow me down. Gingy, watch over her. When she wakes up, get her out of here.

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Shrek: Hey, kid. Which one is Artie?
Artie: Um... that tall one over there. But he prefers to go by his nickname Peaches.
Shrek: Okay...

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Shrek- All right, Peaches, you're coming with me.
Lancelot- What did you call me?
Shrek- Peaches. Come on, we've got a ship to catch.
Lancelot- You said it again!
Shrek- And you'll have a whole kingdom calling you that, if we ever get there! Now move it, Peaches!
Lancelot- Unhand me! You've insulted Lancelot's honor for the final time!
Shrek- Lancelot? I thought you were Arthur!
Lancelot- That's one insult too many! You should face me on the field of battle!

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Prince Charming: Listen to the crowd, Shrek! Do you hear what I hear? I hear thousands of people crying out for a hero! A new king!
Shrek: Oh, they'll get a new king all right.
Prince Charming: You can't mean that boy Arthur! Ha ha! I know all about him! He's a coward! Last my men saw, he was skulking away into the woods. In any case, prepare yourself for our big scene, Shrek!

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Prince Charming: It's showtime!
Artie: This is so lame, Charming! I can guarantee not a single teenager would be caught dead watching this WEAK production! You're missing a huge demographic!
Prince Charming: What are you talking about?
Artie: You know, for a long time, I told Shrek I didn't want to be king. Too much work, too much hassle, but now, I know it's what I have to do!
Prince Charming: (Sarcastically) Bra-vo! Fantastic speech! Now get off the stage and stop interrupting my show!
Artie: You get off the stage, Charming! I'm king now!
Prince Charming: Guards! Get the boy and chain him up!

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Prince Charming: Extras! Stage right! Get him!

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Prince Charming: Lightning crew! Capture that boy!

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Prince Charming: Cyclops! That's your cue!

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Artie: Show's over, Charming! Come on down from your... cardboard make-believe tower!
Prince Charming: No! You know what they say! It's not over until the fat ogre sings!
Artie: Um, I'm not an expert on the theatre, but I'm pretty sure they don't say that.
Prince Charming: Well, I AM an expert on the theatre, and unfortunately for you, that includes stage fighting.
Shrek: Get him, Artie!

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Shrek: Go for the ropes, Artie!

Shrek- Take a bow, Charming. Show's over.
Prince Charming- All right. It's been a good run. Excuse me while I exit stage left!
Shrek- Not just yet! (Fights Charming)

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Captain Hook: (Singing) I'm evil!
Pirates: (Singing) He's evil!

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Fiona: Ha! If those guards think a wooden door can stop me...

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Kung Fu Panda 2:

Shen- How did you... how did you do it?
Po- You know you just keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose...
Shen- Not that! How did you find peace? I took away your parents! Everything! I-- I scarred you for life!
Po- See that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
Shen- No they don't. Wounds heal.
Po- Oh yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
Shen- I don't care what scars do.
Po- You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from the past, 'cause it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
Shen- You're right. Then I choose THIS! (begins attacking Po with his knives)

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Shen- Who do you think you are, Panda?
Po- Who do you think I am, Peacock?
(both of them begin to laugh)
Po- Why are we laughing?

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Po- You were there.
Shen- Yes. Yes I was.

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Kung Fu Panda:

Tai Lung- (gasps) The WuXi Finger Hold!
Po- Oh you know this hold?
Tai Lung- You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that!
Po- Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

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Open Season:

Giselle- Hi-ya! (kicks the hunter's teeth out)

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Ian- You two are perfect for each other: (to Elliot) You're a loser (to Boog) and you're a loserer!

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(When the deer get ready to attack the hunters)
Elliot- Can I?
Ian- Go for it, Smelliot.
Elliot- CHAAAAAARGE!!!

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Elliot- Oh, I get it! You're like a pet! Hahaha!
Boog- I ain't nobody's pet!
Elliot- Riiight. (shakes Boog's bowl tauntingly)

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Elliot- You're funny! I was like "Maybe," then I was like "Uh huh!"
(Boog throws Elliot over his shoulder)

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McSquizzy- I suggest you turn back from where you came!
Boog- That's what I'm tryin' to do! So just point me to the way of town, and I'll be outta here!
(The Furry Tail Clan point many different ways, and then laugh at Boog)
Boog- THAT'S IT! You're askin' for a whoopin'!
McSquizzy- Ready! FIRE!
(The squirrels throw their nuts at Boog)

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Elliot- Dinkleman? Is Dinkleman your DOLL?

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Shaw- Listen, girl scout! They're dumb animals! I'm just repsectin' the natural order: Man on top, animals on the bottom! But your bear-- now, now, your bear is special. He belongs somewhere on the middle. Between 2 slices of rye smothered in gravy! (cackles)
Beth- You're a sick, sick, twisted puppy, Shaw!

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Beth- GO TO BED, BOOG!
(Boog gets startled and vomits on the window)

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Boog- Go scamper off into the woods now, little buddy.
(Beth drives off)
Boog- Little one horned freak.
Elliot- Buddy? He called me Buddy!

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Ian- "Boog?" What's that stand for? BOOGER?
(He and the herd laugh)

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Elliot- Hey, I took you out of the garage! You should thank me!
Boog- Thank you?!
Elliot- You're welcome, buddy.
(Boog growls in anger and drops Elliot)

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Elliot- What's a Shaw?
Boog- Only the nastiest hunter in town.

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Bobbie- Bob, we've been robbed! And they took Mr. Weenie!

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Boog- AAAAAAA!! Where's my home?! Somebody stole it!
Elliot- Hey! Would you keep it down?! I'm tryin' to sleep here! (Yawns in Boog's face)

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Elliot- Show me your 'grr' face, nature boy!

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Ian- Hello, Smelliot! Ha ha ha ha! I called him "Smelliot."
(he and the deer herd all laugh)

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(During the battle with the hunters)
McSquizzy- Move them pudgy legs!
Mr. Weenie- I feel so alive! (howls)

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(Bob and Bobbie run over Shaw)
Bobbie- A real life homo sasquatchez! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Shaw- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Ian: Oh! I've heard of you! You're that bear who got his butt thumped by a squirrel! Ha ha ha!

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Shaw: Show's over, you four-legged freaks of nature!

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Open Season: The Video Game:

Shaw- I saw you untie my deer! You made an enemy today, bear! I'm gonna get you some day, understand?
Beth- Shaw! You get away from him!
Shaw- Enjoy the comfort, bear! You're gonna have to go back in nature some day and when that day comes, I'll be there...waiting!
Beth- Don't worry about him, Boog. He can't do anything to you as long as you're safe under my roof.

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Elliot- Boog, you're comfy.

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Elliot- It's like a roller coaster, except really really dangerous!

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Elliot: See ya in a few!

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Elliot- This is better than first class!

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Elliot- "Boog!" Ehh... I mean, what was that ranger thinking? Elliot-- now that's a name! Boog, that's just plain weird.

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Elliot- (taunting the hunters and shaking his butt; singsong) Nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah!

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McSquizzy: [Sing-song voice] I got my eyes on you! You're not finished! Go scare those humans! [Puts his hands on his hips, while the squirrels throw nuts at Boog]

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Miss Feathers: When you're close enough to a hunter, he'll glow. At that moment, start to growl at the hunter. When you're ready, let go of that roar! And the red zone is the biggest roar of all!

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Shaw- This is your first time in the forest, bear! And it's also gonna be your last! 'Cause when I'm done stuffin' your friends, I'll be enjoyin' my warm and cozy bear rug! Next to my fireplace! Now make like an animal and stand still so I can shoot ya good!

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Elliot: What do I have to do, paint a target on my butt?

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Boog: You'll be okay, as long as the Boogster's around.

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Open Season 2: The Video Game:

Elliot: RABBIT FIGHT!

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Elliot- Forever and ever?

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Elliot: WEENIE!

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Serge- (when Elliot is about to yell when he realises his big antlers broke off) EVERYBODY!!! DUCK!!!

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The Powerpuff Girls:

[From Paste Makes Waste]

Buttercup- You can't stick to me! You can't stick to me! Nyah nyah nyah nyah... (Elmer's stomach opens up and makes a hole, which Buttercup flies through) Nyahh??

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[From The Rowdyruff Boys]

Bubbles- You'll never defeat us. So there.
(She blows Mojo a raspberry)
Blossom- The Powerpuff Girls never lose!

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[From Twas the Fight Before Christmas]

Santa- No buts! I ain't listenin' to no buts from some no-good naughty kids! And no no-good naughty kids are gonna tell me what's what! 'Cuz guess what?
(They don't answer)
Santa- ANSWER ME!
Blossom- Uhh...
Santa- That's right! First time, first time it's EEEVER happened, every last little no-good, good for nothin' kid in the stinkin' world was naughty! Except for one-- one nice, sweet little girl!
Buttercup- You're wrong!
Santa- Oh, I am, huh?! Well I's gots the list, baby! Check it!
Princess- Yeah, check it!
(The PPGs look at the list and gasp)
Santa- Yeah! I million, bazillion good for nothin's on this list! And one, little itty bitty perfect little angel over here.
Princess- NYAH!

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Buttercup- When did you send yours, Smartypants?
Bubbles- December 26th.
Buttercup- Ha! That's after Christmas!
Bubbles- December 26th last year! (blows a raspberry)

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Bubbles- You're naughty!
Princess- (gasps) Nuh-uh!
Blossom- Yeah-huh!
Princess- Nuh-uh!
Buttercup- Yeah-huh!
Princess- Nuh-uh!
Bubbles- Yeah-huh!
Princess- Prove it!
Blossom- You bought the city and legalized crime!
Buttercup- You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!
Bubbles- You gave us a bomb for our birthday!
Buttercup- You teamed up with 3 felons and went on a crime spree!
Bubbles- You tricked our friend Robin into stealing! And then you tattled on her!
Blossom- You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous! And you don't care who you step on to get what you want!
Princess- And your point is?
(The PPGs sigh in frustration and facepalm themselves, then the school bell rings)
Blossom- The point, Princess, is that you better behave yourself or all you're ever gonna get for Christmas is a big, fat lump of coal in your stocking!

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Mr. Meaty:

[From The Fries That Bind]

Josh- Oh. It's like that, huh, Porker?
Parker- (shocked) What'd ya call me?
Josh- Let me see... I think it was... Porker.

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Parker- Can't believe that Josh called me Porker.
Gord- Tough day at Mr. Meaty?
(Parker sees Gord's fake hand and gasps)
Gord- Hi there, my carnivore friend! Tell me, why are your vibes all in a twist?
Parker- Well, because I just got in a big fight with my best friend, and you know it's-- (notices his fake hand) What on earth is that?
Gord- Oh, you mean my meat reacher! Well you see, I'm Gord. I'm the manager over at Soy What, and as a strict soytarian, I'm not allowed to touch meat, so this little friend helps me out.

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Josh- Okay, Parker. I need you back.
(Sees some shadows in the backroom of Soy What)
Josh- Parker? You in there? Dude, if you've gone hippie on me, I am so outta here.

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(During Josh and Parker's meat fight)
Brittany- Stop!
Parker- He called me "Porker!"
Brittany- You two are supposed to be best friends!
Parker- Not anymore.
(Brittany gasps as Parker storms off)
Brittany- Josh! Don't you understand that you have to treat your friends with respect?
Josh- Well, forget it! I mean, if Parker's gonna sob like a baby, then he'll come crawling back like another baby, heh, then um, I can handle this place myself.
Brittany- Basically, have fun.

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(Josh wiggles a wiener in front of one of Gord's cannibals' face)
Josh- (Sing-song voice) Watch the wiener!
(he then slaps the cannibal across the face with the wiener)

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[From Hamish]

Goth Girl- You know, I really hope this movie isn't violent because if there's one thing I don't like... it's violence.
Josh- Oh, yeah. Well, actually, I think it's a romance. With lasers.
Goth Girl- Oh. Well then, I'm glad I'm seeing it with you, Josh.
Josh- (thinking:) I am so smooth.

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Goth Girl: It smells like smoked ham in here.
Josh: (sniffs himself) It's not me.
Parker: Well, you know what? I am so stoked to be here with you, best bud Hamish! And you know, it's so nice to have a loyal friend like you who wouldn't ditch me for a girl like someone else! You're right, Hamish! The guy in front of us does have a big dumb head! We can move if you want.
Josh: Parker.
Parker: Oh, Josh! What a surprise! I didn't know you were coming to this movie!
Josh: Yes, you did.
Parker: Let me introduce my new best friend Hamish! Hamish, this is Josh.
(Josh turns back, annoyed)
Parker: Yes, the backstabbing loser I told you about from my past!
Josh: You're a freak, Parker.

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Josh- (upon seeing Goth Girl:) Hey!
Goth Girl- Oh. Oh, hi.
Josh- Hey.
Goth Girl- Hey.
Josh- What'd she say?
(Parker looks confused)
Goth Girl- I said, "Hey."
Josh- Oh. Hey.
Goth Girl- Hey.

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Stormtrooper #1- You there with the ham! Freeze!
Parker- Well, it is about time that you guys showed up! Okay, here's the problem: He started attacking my best friend and I think he should be punished to the full extent of interstellar law!
Josh- Oh, whatever!
Parker- Mm-hmm.
Josh- The ham started it!
Stormtrooper #1- Ccrrch! All of you leave or suffer our misery rods!
Stormtrooper #2- Over! Ccrrch!
Josh- Yeah, whatever. Why don't you take your tin foil-covered tubes and stick them up your nose?
Stormtrooper #1- Ccrrch! Insubordination!
(he hits Josh with his misery rod)
Josh- Ow!
Parker- Ha-ha!
(he also hits Parker, and then they both hit Josh and Parker)
Parker- Ok, you know what? That's annoying.

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Josh: (beating Hamish up) Not so funny now, eh, meat boy?

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Josh: Whoa! Did you see that? She's totally into me!
Parker: Um, Josh? You may have forgot, but we, like, planned this, like, 3 star cycles ago!
Josh: Come on, Parker. Have a heart. I've been waiting to go on a date with that girl for, like, ever.
Parker: OK. Get this through your very sick and greasy skull, OK? You're not going to the movies with her, because you're going with me! You know why? Because I'm your best friend! And I forbid you to have any other friends, do you hear me? Forbid you! (to a nearby man) You!
(He pushes him into a dumpster)
Parker: You stay away! He's my best friend! Do you hear me?! My best friend!
Josh: Parker. A "goth-pportunity" is knocking in. I'm gonna answer that, OK? So take care of yourself.
Parker: Wait-- OK, fine! That's fine! You just go! That's great! 'Cause you know, I just asked you to the movies 'cause I felt sorry for you!
Josh: Whatever.
Parker: I got a million of friends I can go see this movie with! Do you hear me?! A MILLION! (to the man) Hey, you. Do you want to be my best friend?
Man: Don't touch me! Don't touch me!

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Parker- Oh, that's hilarious, Hamish! You are so much funnier than Josh!
(A man shushes Parker)
Josh- Just stop, okay? Your friend isn't real. He's made of ham.
Parker- Don't listen to him, Hamish. Josh's feeble mind cannot comprehend the concept of best friends having fun together!
(Parker sits back down)
Parker- Huh? I agree. You want me to tell him? Okay. Hamish said that your shirts aren't nearly as cool than he thinks they are.
(Josh gets up and just stares at Parker)
Parker- What? Take a picture, it'll last longer.
(Parker keeps poking Josh with Hamish, and finally Josh sits back up)
Josh- Quit it, Parker!
Parker- I didn't do anything! It's Hamish!
Goth Girl- I have chicken finger crumbs in my hair.
Josh- Whoever it is, if you don't stop right now, I'm gonna lay down the Spock!
Parker- Hmm? (laughs) Hamish just called you a nimrod! Good one, Hamish!
(Josh is shocked and prepares to attack)
Parker- Run, Hamish! Run!

---

[From Back Seat Driver]

Parker- If you don't take that skunk back to Scaunchboro and give him a proper funeral, then I'm gonna tell Brittany everything!

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Josh- Good evening, sir or madam. (sees the officer) I mean, sir!
Police Officer- Three questions, son. One, ya realize ya ran through a stop sign back there? And those trees? Two, why does your car smell like skunk? And three, why is there a plus-sized ninja hidin' out in your backseat?
(Parker emerges from the seat)
Brittany- Parker?! What are you do-- what is he doing in here, Josh?
Josh- Uh, obviously, he's spying on our date?
Parker- Spying?! After all I did for you?!
Police Officer- All right, license and registration, please.
Josh- I actually left my license in my other pants, and...
Brittany- Other pants?! Oh, Josh, how could you forget your license?!
Parker- Oh. That's easy. He doesn't have one!
Brittany- You don't have your license, Josh?!
Police Officer- All right, step outta the vehicle, please, son! Now!

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Josh- Clam it, whiner!
Brittany- (shocked) What?! Excuse me, Josh?! Don't you tell me to clam it!
Josh- I wasn't talking to you, Brittany! I swear!
Brittany- Then who were you-- LOOK OUT!
Both- AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Open Season 2:

Charlene- There you are, Rufus! How's my shinin' star?
Rufus- Charlene, look at you! Don't you look prettier than a glob of butter on a stick of wheat cakes!
Charlene- Goodness me! Thank you, Rufus. Oh, may I?
Rufus- I'll be much obliged.
Charlene- (sniffs Rufus' butt)

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(Elliot's antler cracks off)
Boog- Ooh! That just ain't right!
Elliot- Aw, come on!

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Elliot- Let's limit the casualties! ALL RIGHT!

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McSquizzy: (to Elliot) Aye! Give it a rest, ya freak of nature!

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Elliot: There's only one place in the kitchen for one cook. And this one cook is me and Boog. We're partners.

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Elliot- You know what, Giselle? Maybe you should go home, 'cause you're just slowing us down.
Giselle- Whatever.
McSquizzy- No she's not! YOU are!
Elliot- Huh?

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Elliot- BING! Shhh.

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Boog- Look, Elliot. We need Giselle. She's a good tracker.
McSquizzy- Yeah, and without her we never would have found Mr. Weenie and that giant, tin canned thing!
Elliot- (scoffs) Beginner's luck!
Boog- Giselle, we gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?
Elliot- (long gasp) Boog! You traitor! (to Giselle) And you... traitor EX! (Giselle looks offended) Enjoy your new-found partnership!
Boog- Oh, come on, Elliot--
Elliot- I don't need any of you! I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own! So long!
McSquizzy- Hey! You're goin' the wrong way, you choob!
Elliot- (Sarcastic) Oh, thank you very much! This is a shortcut-- (falls off a cliff and begins screaming)

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Deni: (sing-song voice) Bo-ring! (quacks)

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(The wilds are trying to find a way to sneak into Pet Paradiso without being seen)
McSquizzy- We could tunnel our way in!
Serge- Or we could fly you all in!
McSquizzy- Oh there's a great idea! A 1-pound bag of crazy, liftin' a 1200-pound bag of lazy!
Boog- (shocked) What?! I'm 900 pounds!
McSquizzy- That's crap!

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Boog- (disguised as an Old English Sheep Dog) This will not work!
Elliot- Don't doubt me, #2 friend. Trust the plan!
Buddy- Yeah, trust the plan!

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Mr. Weenie- (looks at Bobbie's butt) Oh, no! Full moon!

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Bobbie: (upon finding Weenie) It's you! I can't believe it's you!

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Roberto- It's not bad. No one will even notice.
(A dog walks by, sees Fifi's bald spot and bursts out laughing)

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Mrs. Schlapiano- I wonder where I left my room key.
Attendant- Hey! (picks up Mrs. Schlapiano) Nice try! You're not fooling anyone with that phoney disguise! What are ya wearin'? A porcupine on your head? (throws Mrs. Schlapiano aside) Get outta here you vagrant!

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(When Bobbie finds Mr. Weenie)
Elliot: He's being tortured!
Mr. Weenie: No!
Elliot: Nooo!
Mr. Weenie: (Pawing at the window) No!
Elliot: NOOOOOOOOOO!
(Bob and Bobbie drive off with Mr. Weenie, and a panic-stricken Elliot starts panting and gasping for air, with his tongue sticking out)

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Boog: (Disguised as a sheepdog) Elliot! Weenie! Thank goodness you safe!
Elliot and Mr. Weenie: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Boog: Shh! What are you doin'?!
Elliot: Who are you?!
Boog: What do you mean? I'm your best friend!
Elliot: McSquizzy?
Boog: (Puts his paws on his hips) McSquizzy?! He doesn't even like you!
Elliot: (Resting his hooves on his hips) Look, I'm not talkin' to some (puts his hoof in Boog's face) random, overweight sheepdog about my personal relationships. (Turns around and crosses his arms)
Boog: It's me, Boog! (removes wig)
Elliot: (Slapping Boog's belly) Boog's fat. No way.
Boog: (Agitated) Elliot!
Elliot: Huh? (Turns around) Wow! It is you! Did you lose weight?

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Roger- Stanley, it's been ages!
Stanley- Actually, it's been exactly one year, Roger.
Roger- Really? It seemed like such a long time!
Stanley- (Rolls eyes) Ugh, do I have to explain this again? Alright, listen. We go to Pet Paradiso. Every year at the same time, as painfully, we have the same conversation!
Roger- We do?
Stanley- Yes, we do! Is this ringing a bell?
Roger- Stanley, it's been ages!
Stanley- (annoyed) It's gonna be a long week!

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Elliot: (to Boog, who's in disguise as an Old English Sheepdog) Well, you were hibernating, and we were hangin'. Turns out we have a lot in common: We both like nuts. (puts his hands on his hips)
Boog: YOU are nuts!
Mr. Weenie: Stop this insanity!

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The Wild:

Nigel: Do we not have the party hats of death? I've got mine!

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Baby Hippo- (giggles)
Ryan- Hey there, little fella. You're lost too, huh?
Baby Hippo- Uh-huh.
Ryan- You remind me of my buddy back home.
Mama Hippo- AAAAAA! Oh, a blood-thirsty monster!
Ryan- (looking around, scared) Where?! Where?!
Mama Hippo- Oh, he's a killer! Get away from my baby!
(starts trying to slam butt down on Ryan)
Ryan- Calm down, lady!
Mama Hippo- Won't anyone save my baby?
(pounces up and almost slams butt down on Ryan, who runs off)
Baby Hippo- Bye bye!

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Bridget- Nigel, I don't know what you're trying to pull, but I will kick your--
Nigel- Silence! (hits Bridget with his torch)
Bridget- Why, you little--
Nigel- (hits Bridget again) Silence again! You do not speak to me!
Ryan- Nigel, what's the deal?!

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Benny- Nigel! Get your paws off my girlfriend!
Bridget- I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
(Bridget then falls and accidentally squashes Benny with her butt)

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(During the wildebeest fight, Samson knocks Kazar's horn off)
Ryan- Yeah!

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Kazar- Top of the food chain, Ma! TOP OF THE FOOD CHAAAAIN!

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Nigel- We cannot eat them without... uh, ONIONS!

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Nigel- Very good. Very organized. (the wildebeests don't respond) Can I use your toilet?
(They still don't answer, then burst into song)

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Nigel- Holy moly!
Wildebeests- Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly...
Kazar- You are our... KING!
(Nigel looks up at the koala statue and laughs; he then cackles evilly)

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Kazar- Great Him, shall we prepare the feast?
Nigel- yes, we shall! Uh... what's on the menu?
Kazar- (referring to Nigel's friends) Them.
(Nigel and the others are shocked and gasp)

Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas:

Manny- You are so grounded!
Peaches- Sorry, Daddy.
Manny- I was talking to Sid!
Sid- Sorry, Daddy.

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Sid- I have an excellent sense of direction.
(Almost falls off a cliff)
Sid- Wait! AH CHOO!
Peaches- Bless you!
Sid- Thank you.
(Then they fall screaming)

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Peaches- (During the snowball fight with Crash and Eddie) You guys need to chill out!

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Peaches- Hit it!
Elf Sloth- Hiyah! (Whacks her butt)
Peaches- Ow! Not me!
(The sloth plays the drums)