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1) Have you ever been asked out?
Once, but he was a douche.

2) Where did you get your default picture?
Google

3) What's your middle name?
Nicole

4) Your current relationship status?

Single.

5) Does your crush like you back?
I wish, but probably not

6) What is your current mood?
tired

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Um why?

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Black and white

9) Missing something?
I don't believe so.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Nothing.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A puppy

12) Ever had a near death experience?
I don't believe so

13) Something you do a lot?
Colorguard

14) The song stuck in your head?
Storytime by Nightwish

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
Poison fire

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Nicole

17) When was the last time you cried?
Last fall

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
HELL NO.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Flying

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Sense of humor

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Iced carmel macciato

22) What's your biggest secret?
I dont really have secrets

23) Favourite colour?
Red

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Danny Phantom :D

25) What are you?
Annoyed at everything

26) Do you speak any other language?
I should be able to speak french, but I suck.

27) What's your favorite smell?

After rain smell

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Busy

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Nope

30) What are you thinking about right now?
This awesome vampire diaries episode

31) What should you be doing?
Nothing. Maybe getting ready.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Everyone.

33) Do you like working in the yard?
HELL NAH

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Anything not French and hard to pronounce.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Not really

36) What is your natural hair color?

I think it's a medium brown but I havent seen it in so long I just don't know.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

People don't make you cry.

What would your name be if you could change it?

Marianne (insert easy to pronounce last name)

Ello :D I'm Megan but I suppose you can call me Maggie or Mags if you want to

So...appearance, I guess:

Hair: Naturally light-medium brown, but (since I have this tendency to dye my hair...) it's darkish brown with blonde in it, and it's curly, goes a little past my shoulders, and I always swap between straight-across bangs and side bangs.

Eyes: Dark brown, kind in between oval shaped and circle. I wear contacts most of the time but occasionally I'll wear my glasses.

Skin: Pale. Very pale. My family uses me as comparison to other pale people. "Not Megan pale, but pale." With some freckles. (my mom once told me i looked liKE Casper the ghosT) But I'm not as pale anymore...

Height: 5'7. I pretty much tower over all my friends except maybe two or three.

Other: I have really long arms, fingers, and legs. But I'm also kinda a stick. I'm really thin...I like to wear jeans, and I own a total of 1 pair of shorts. I have 10 pairs of pants, 4 odd colored (red, purple, neon green, camo.) And I wear a stud belt and purple vans every day. I like the color black and that's pretty much what my closet is made of. I wear a little bit of makeup, but not overboard, mostly just consisting of foundation and mascara, and I dont paint my nails, it bothers me and in my opinion looks very stupid. I have full-ish lips that are very pale pink...basically everything about me screams "blond" but I'm a natural brunette. I am occasionally a stero-typical blond.

I've recently joined my school's colorguard team. And something that kinda pisses me off is that a lot of people think that we're just the rejected cheerleaders. But in reality, what we do is REALLY hard, and our warm ups? They look like a freaking ballerina class should do them. Most of my team is super flexible, and if they actually wanted to, they could be cheerleaders. So next time you think "Oh, they're just the rejected cheerleaders" why don't YOU go throw the rifle, flag, or saber, and catch it so perfectly your first try? Why don't YOU go memorize their dance moves? Yeah. You won't because you CAN'T. THanks :)

"My all-time favorite quote, that also probably describes me, is "I have it on pretty good authority that I'm a dumbass."

Understand this: I don't care what anyone thinks of me. I'll do what I want and wear what I like. I don't care what you say and nothing will change my mind. You're wrong if you think you can change who I am.

I like to be myself. People try to change what I do and what I wear, and my response is "Fuck you I'll do what I want." I don't care what anyone says to me about what I wear. Comment and you'll only piss me off. If you're truly a dumb-ass then you'll tell me what to wear, how to do my hair, and how to act. And I will never speak to you again and I will continue doing whatever I want, when I want, how I want. Pissing me off will only hurt you, not me. Try to pick on me and I'll be a bitch right back to you. I'm not someone you can mess with. If you pick a fight with me, you're an idiot. I'm not tiny. I'm not weak. I'll kick your ass and make you regret everything. I hate sterotypes. Say men are better than women and I'll prove you wrong on the spot. You can't change who I am and nothing will affect my decisions. Peer pressure doesn't work on me. And only an idiot would try. I don't drink, and I don't do drugs. Say it's cool and I'll ask you if it's cool to die young or have cancer. It can happen to anyone.

Okay so I'm annoyed easily (yes I'm one of THOSE people...), I don't like small noises or people who think they're "all that". Im very quick thinking, and dont like people to move slow. If someone's talking, I want the point to be made quickly, because I'm very impatient. I can guarantee, if you piss me off, you will NOT be forgiven easily.

I am a native to Arizona which probably is the reason I hate the heat and hate the cold at the same time. I DO NOT want to stay in Arizona any longer than I have to and I plan on going to collage somewhere in California . California owns all and I spend every summer up there with family. I love the beach, but hate how cold the water is and I love Disneyland but hate disney cartoons...? Doesn't really work but whatever lol. At first I'll be absolutely terrified of a roller coaster, but once I go on, I want to go again and again. California Screamin is my all-time favorite ride, along with Tower of Terror and Pirates of the Caribbean (do you even know how long it took me to learn how to spell Caribbean right?)

I don't know how many of you have gone through high school (no lockers), but if you have you may feel my pain. I have constant pain in my back, and I have pulled at least four muscles in one year from the weight of my backpack. My shoulder is screwed, and it's hard for me to sit up straight or stand for too long because of the pain. If anyone has e ever pulled a muscle, you know how bad it hurts. I played soccer for seven years and volleyball for three, and I've had more than my fair share of pulled muscles, and it sucks. Sooooo much.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

I wish :(

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

Hell yes.

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Um...3 I think

4) Favorite candy bar?

TWIX.

5) Favorite shoes?

My destroyed Converse

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Once or twice

7) Least favorite school subject?

Math. Biology. Chemistry. French. EVERYTHING.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

I can proudly say NEVER

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Once. A very long time ago.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

My crush

12) Favorite genre of music?

'Symphonic metal/rock

13) What is your zodiac sign?

Pisces

14) What time were you born?

3:59 or 4:59. I can't remember

15) Do you like beer?

#minor

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Of course

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

Um...Miley Cyrus

18) Are you sarcastic?

It's my first language.

19) What are your favorite colors?

Red

20) How many watches do you own?

Only like 3

21) Summer or winter?

Winter. Summer here is hell on earth. Of course, Winter isn't much better.

23) Favorite color to wear?

Red or light blue. They make me look tanner.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Sprite!

25) What color is your cell phone?

Blue

26) Where is your second home?

School -_-

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

A couple times

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

No, and I hope to keep it that way.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

Two.

30) How many video games do you own?

Only around seven.

31) What was your first pet?

A terrier named Bailey

32) Ever had braces?

Yup, for a year and a half. My bottom four teeth aren't straight though.

33) Do looks matter?

A little but not a lot

34) Do you use chapstick?

No. I hate stuff on my lips

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Eberle, Schwartz, Wilson

37) Are you too forgiving?

Not at all.

38) How many children do you want?

Kids are loud and needy. I want none.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

A few things, yes

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

I don't usually eat much breakfast

41) Do you own a gun?

I live in a gun free house

42) Ever thought you were in love?

No.

43) When was the last time you cried?

Last fall

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Play with my rifle.

45)Olive Garden or Panera Bread?

WTF is Panera Bread????

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

Never

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

Not even a fake one.

48) Nicknames?

Maggie, Muffin (my parents -_-)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

No. Fortunately for them.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

I've never been out of the West coast states

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

What the hell is that?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

That damned guy that won't get off my mind...

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

Um, no.

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

I do.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Decently okay with it.

57) Do you dye your hair?

Every couple months. I have to with my roots (brown roots, blonde hair. It's beautiful when I don't redye it...)

58) Does anyone like you?

I hope so.

59) What year were you born?

That would reveal my age, and if rather not.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Sitting in baby heaven.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

God, I hope not.

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

Wendy's all the way.

63) Do you like yourself?

Not too much.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

I'm not really close with either but I guess my mom cause she's easier to talk to.

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

Not incredibly, more like paranoid of psychos.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

Not that I'm aware of.

68) Do you own a webcam?

No.

69) Have you ever stripped?

...No.

70) Ever broke a bone?

Nope.

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

WTF is AIM?

73) Pringles or Lays?

Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

I don't think so.

75) Rugrats or Doug?

i don't even know what Doug is so I guess Rugrats.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

She doesn't like me, so not really.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

I'm pretty sure that I was underweight up until a couple years ago, and I can still see my ribs. So not seriously, no.

79) Do you have a birth mark?

I do not.

80) Do you own a car?

Not technically yet, but my grandmas moving soon so I get her car.

81) Can you cook?

I once asked my little sister how to make hotdogs. No I cannot.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

People

Know it alls

Awkward people

83) Do you text message often?

No. Rarely ever

84) Money or love?

Love.

85) Do you have any scars?

Too many to count

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

To go to sleep

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

Love them.

88) Relationships or one night stands?

Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

Im assuming its gum. And neither, I don't chew gum.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

I guess.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

Never seen any.

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

A few scattered boxes .

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

My daddy

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

My parents. BUY RANCH.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

I don't think a person has ever made me cry.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

Josip

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

Connor.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

I don't IM.

100) Who was the last person that called you?

My grandma

I am also a proud member of Hogwarts Online and I am a Gryffindor Lion xD

I am a nerd--I absolutely LOVE Avatar the Last Airbender, the cartoon and movie, but cartoon owns it. Sadly it went off Nickelodeon and for a while I considered writing a letter to try and convince them to put it back on. I don't have Nick Toons so I can't watch it Dx

Okay, just because I can, I am going to make nice, organized categories and list the stuff I like, BECAUSE I CAN!!! xD

Movies:


UNDERWORLD MOVIES. ALL OF THEM. BEST MOVIES EVER. (underworld addict, here :))

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Red Riding Hood

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Theif

Bewtiched

All Harry Potter movies

The Uninvited

Insidious

Anastasia (yes the cartoon)

Nightmare Before Christmas

I Am Number Four

TV shows:

The Vampire Diaries

Pretty Little Liars

The Nine Lives of Chloe King

CSI (NY and Las Vegas, not Miami.)

Bones

Law and Order

Nikita

Avatar: The Last Airbender

That 70s Show

My Wife and Kids

George Lopez

The Nanny

Books:

HoN series

Percy Jackson series

The Host

Harry Potter 1,2,3,4,5,6,7

The Vampire Diaries series

Pretty Little Liars series

Uglies series

Ruined

Ella Enchanted

Fairest

Artists:

NIGHTWISH!!!!

Within Temptation

Florence and the Machine

EVANESCENCE

Songs:

Nemo by Nightwish

Jillian by Within Temptation

Heavy in Your Arms by Florence and the Machine

The Mummers' Dance by Loreena McKennitt

Last of the Wilds by Nightwish

Poet and the Pendulum by Nightwish

Ghost Love Score by Nightwish

The Siren by Nightwish

Meadows of Heaven by Nightwish

Angels by Within Temptation

Cosmic Love by Florence and the Machine

Brick by Boring Brick by Paramore

Missing by Evanescence

Lithium by Evanescence

Palladio by Escala

Requiem for a Tower by Escala

The Mountain by Erin Bode

Ghost Opera by Kamelot

Under a Violet Moon by Blackmore's Night

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You have to be crazy to read this

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you don't say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but instead yell random things that make you laugh. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you head bang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on your scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is when you try to email Stephanie Meyer to hurry up and write Midnight Sun otherwise your dad will beat the crap out of her. crazy is when you listen to old songs then put the radio on on something modern. Crazy is when you decide that you can live with only three hours of sleep so that you can finish reading the book that needs to be returned today.Crazy is when you laugh every time see HOme EcoNOMics written down, because the word NOM is in there. Crazy is when you run into the school bathroom pretending to look for Billy Mays because you need to get some Oxy-Clean from him, as you spilled soda on you shirt. Crazy is when you have inside jokes, with yourself, that you laugh at in the middle of Math and get those What-the-heck-are-you-laughing-at looks. Crazy is when you put a pizza in the oven upside down, then wonder why there's hardly any cheese on it. Crazy is talking to your friends then randomly falling out of your chair for no apparent reason--and it wasn't even on purpose. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you hate child abusing, copy this into your profile:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender: Connor

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? M

4. Your month of birth? March

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours: Sammy

7. Your favorite number? 13

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) I wish that my parents didn't have to worry about money all the time.

Are you done? Sure.

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love. Spontaneous.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time um... okay?

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. Sure sure

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

POP QUIZ!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s your name?

Megan/Maggie

Gender?

girl

Age?

High school age.

What’s your birthstone?

Aquamarine

Zodiac?

Pisces

Astrological sign?

What's the difference?!

Height?

5'7

Weight?

I don't really know? Around 120 I guess.

Hair color?

Natural color? I don't even know anymore. Current color? Brown and blonde

Eye color?

Brown

Do you have a crush on anyone?

mhm

Who?

A guy friend of mine.

Are you lying to me?

About what?!

Do you have an imaginary friend?

Nope

Do you want an imaginary friend?

Not really.

Look to your left. What do you see?

My dresser

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?

Uh sleeping?

What was the last thing you yelled?

I don't remember.

Do you believe in magic?

Sometimes

Do you believe in fairies?

nope

Who’s your crush?

I told you, a guy friend!

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

Not that I remember.

More than once?

No?

What did you do when you got to the bottom?

Yeah I don't remember falling down stairs. Kay?

Type your name with your feet.

I'm too comfy to move.

Was that fun?

Well, I doubt it would have been, had I actually done it.

Run around the house. How do you feel?

I'm too lazy to get out of my bed.

Do you own a credit card?

I got a debit one.

Do you like to shop?

YES.

What’s the last thing you bought?

A pair of boots.

Who’s your crush?

A GUY FRIEND WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE REVEALED.

What’s your favorite color?

Black/red

Favorite animal?

Don't really have one.

Favorite fruit?

Watermelon.

Quick! You have to save the world!

Give me Doctor Who and I can do it in eleven minutes.

Someone has a knife to your back.

Kick them in the tummy. D

Do you swear?

Like a sailor!

Do your parents know you swear?

Yes. Yes they do.

What is open on your computer?

In all? This, Skype, and Netflix

Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My mother. I said "I'm too tired to make my bed."

Where are you?

My bedroom

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

My ceiling?

What’s the last thing you ate?

Brownie.

What's your personality like?

Bossy. Sarcastic. Awesome. Shy.

Who do you have a crush on?

his name shall not be revealed.

What was the last thing you thought?

How many times is this thing gunna ask who I like?

Do you sleep walk?

not that i know of.

Do you sleep talk?

Don't think so.

What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

My brother was eaten by fruitflies.

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

A bush.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Go to Europe, bitch.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Water.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

This little question thingie.

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

I don't own one.

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

"It takes place before their Justice Building, a huge marble structure." (Catching Fire)

What can you hear right now?

Crickets

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

I'm alone.

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

I don't know?

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?

Nah, I'm good.

who’s your crush!

Oh. My. God. Are you freaking serious? His name starts with a C. Now go and have fun with that.

Paste this on your profile!!!!!


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If you could read that put it in your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars..
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA…
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm Welsh so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick..
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (that’s stupid)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak..
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes sometimes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd. (i only occasionally wear them tho...)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (seriously, I hate this one. My uncle died of AIDS so don't mess with me on this.)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
II am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".

I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
Im a boy and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. (Thrift Stores!!!!!!!)
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl..
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Um well I only have a little talent..._
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob(Not when I talk, but I reckon I do when I write.)
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS

THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $15

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $150

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $235

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $335

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150-
[x] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $435

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1035

Vision?
] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[x ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1060

Shoe Size:
] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ x] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,110

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[ ] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
] Brown - $300
[ x] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $2,735

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
] Nope - add $1000
[ x] some - $750

Final Total: $3,485

I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!!

RULE 1: You can only say "Guilty" or "Innocent".

RULE 2: You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

Asked someone to marry you? Innocent

Kissed one of your Facebook friends? Innocent

Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent

Ever told a lie? Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back? Innocent

Kissed a picture? Innocent

Slept in until 5 PM? Innocent

Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty

Held a snake? Innocent

Been suspended from school? Innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent

Stolen from a store? Innocent

Been fired from a job? Innocent

Done something you regret? Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent

Kissed in the rain? Innocent

Sat on a roof top? Innocent

Kissed someone you shouldn't? Innocent

Sang in the shower? Guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent

Shaved your head? Innocent

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty

Had communication w/ your ex? Innocent

DATING Someone? Innocent

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/ cab fare? Innocent

Milked a cow? Innocent

Enjoyed your vegetables as a child? Guilty

Spoiled as a child? Innocent

Written love notes but never handed them out? Innocent

Draw in class instead of doing your work? Guilty

Girls: has your BF ever taken you to the dollar movie theatre? Innocent

Enjoy music? Guilty

Spend more time on your MySpace than cleaning your room? Innocent

Want to be a monster? Innocent

Get embarrassed easy? Guilty

Is 7 your lucky number? Innocent

Are you an early bird? Innocent

Do you write poetry? Innocent

Know how to swim? Guilty

Have a hidden stash of money? Innocent

Clean your ears? Guilty

Like the sound of the ocean? Guilty

Here's 30 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? I wish...

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Little known fact about me: You meet me, you have on best authority to assume I really don't like you. Not for any real reason other than I am easily annoyed.

3) How many houses have you lived in? Total of 3 I do believe

4) Favorite candy bar? Twix or KitKat but mostly, screw candy bars, I like Toostie Pops

5) Favorite shoes? Vans or boots, mostly ankle boots

6) Have you ever tripped someone? I played soccer for 7 years. To me thats like asking "Do you breath" hahaha

7) Least favorite school subject? Math and or History. Though right now I hate school in general.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? What kind of a person do you think I am? NO.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Once at a soccer game...

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My stories or you know...that person you just want right next to you all the time...

12) Favorite genre of music? Rock/Symphonic Metal

13) What is your zodiac sign? Pisces

14) What time were you born? 3:59 PM

15) Do you like beer? Beer smells nasty, so no I dont. Never had it though.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Dude I prank called someone yesterday. It's my daily passtime.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I'd say Hillary Duff but I do believe that's my sister's...

18) Are you sarcastic? I was born with sarcasm as my first language.

19) What are your favorite colors? Black, red, purple

20) How many watches do you own? several, none work

21) Summer, Fall, Spring, or winter: Spring. I hate heat and hate cold. Spring is my escape of both.

23) Favorite color to wear? Black. I'm pale so I cant really wear bright colors anyways.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi!

26) Where is your second home? My best friends house.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? On the bus XD

28) Have you ever had a cavity? No and sure as hell dont plan to...

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Erm...one tiny, one floor, and a lava lamp...

30) How many video games do you own? I myself own maybe 6...if you're counting my entire house, my brother owns like...a lot.


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