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SassMonster stared blankly at her laptop's screen, her young teenage mind a total blur. "Okay, so I have a laptop. What the bacon am i suppost to write on a profile page...?" She said to herself. She shrugged her broad shoulders and took a sip from the coffee cup on her desk. She read a ton of other people's profile pages and they all seem so boring. SassMonster wanted to make a statement that said "BAM!!! IM SASSMONSTER AND IM AWESOME SO VISIT MY PAGE, SENT ME A PM, GIVE ME ALL YOUR COFFEE, OR SUFFER MY WRATH!!! So without further adu, please welcome SassMonster to the keyboard! Dont give me that look. I know, you're probably staring at your computer screen right now, probably slouching at some desk or on the floor somewhere, and probably wanting to rip my head off because you found at least 30,000 grammer mistakes in here already. You probably look like this: -_- Well let me just tell you, Im not stupid. I dont care about grammer at the moment :) Okay guys so yeah, Favorites: --Most of the stuff below is from Iceshadow-- There were 3 girls They were looking through people's MySpaces The girl slowly came upon this one particular MySpace It had creatures in the background, and the man looked like a phsycho She started laughing with her friend on how ugly he was Right then, an instant message came up It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like myMySpace?? XxLoVemExX: What?? Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now. XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now. XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living crap out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid.You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him, he's a freaking psycho! The girl: Ok holy crap, you think he's watching us? SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem. SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really scared. Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs, trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girl's friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two You Know You're a Warriors Fan When. . . 1. You say "moons" instead of "months." 2. You wonder what mouse tastes like. 3. You're in love with Jayfeather (or any other awesome cat!). yes :) 4. You want to follow a shooting star. 5. You're scared of clouds covering the moon. 6. You say "fox/mouse-dung" instead of "crap." nope 7. You hate it when others are on your territory. 8. You want your own forbidden love. no eww thats too complicated 9. You talk constantly to yourself about how a certain tabby "aunt" is actually a "mom." 10. You knew all along that Squirrelflight was not mother material. duh 11. You're scared of running across a road. 12.You think Lionblaze will be evil. WHAT?? 13. You think Hollyleaf will be evil. 14. You think Jayfeather is a god. (this doesn't apply to me) Same here. The only true god is the Father himself. Don't believe me? Check the Bible. It says so. Still don't? Take it up with Him (that was from Iceshadow's profile) 15. You desperately want Tigerstar to come back to life so he can die nine more times. 16. Repeat 15. 17. Repeat 16. 18. You're afraid of crippling your leg. (Moment of silence for Cinderpelt, please. sob) 19. You make up pairings for fun. 20. You grow out your "claws." 21. You think that all people who act suspicously are reincarnations of ShadowClanners. 22. You either hate Crowfeather, love him, or have a love/hate relationship with him. 23. You think ruling the forest would be awesome. 24. You never stop to think what you would do after you took over the forest. (Seriously, I would get bored) 25. You love Ashfur. 26. You hate Ashfur. 27. You think that Twolegs riding horses is mouse-brained. 28. You would love to be able to tease everyone in ThunderClan becuase you know all their weaknesses. 29. You think Ferncloud will explode in T-minus two moons (thats how long a cat's pregnant) 30. You think Firestar has no sense of adventure anymore. 31. You're scared to go in the garage because you think there are monsters in there. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile. If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (duh) If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned withbeing popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Hawksky, Brambleshadow of WindClan, SassMonster If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. (DEFINITELY!) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think (or know) you're obsessed with Warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't decide who Crowfeathershould be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile! (LEAFPOOL!) If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. im cinderella -_- If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me on Earth, I will deny you in front of my Father at the Gates of Heaven." 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you say soda instead of pop, copy and past this to your profile. If you ever wished you could be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide (LOL) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile -ive spelled salt wrong before XD A friend helps you up when you fall. a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much smart one?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "LETS DO THAT AGAIN! I CALL SHOTGUN THIS TIME!" If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off it's orbit" for a couple of scientist's likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Steeltalon, warriorfreak, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Natureboy3, Wolfgrowl, Hawksky, Brambleshadow of WindClan, SassMonster About 160,440 people die of lung cancer each year. About 85 percent of these people are smokers. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think smoking should be made illegal. If you'd rather get hammered by King Dedede than get hammered by alcohol, put this in your profile. If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beggining the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer. If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile. If you like things that no one else you know does, copy and paste this onto your profile. cough certain guy friend of mine :D cough 10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erinsplaced her along withher parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone riqht now he white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up.He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" If you hate racism repost this Girls The human Body: Month 1 Month 2 Month 3 Month 4 Month 5 Month 6 Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. And on a serious note: In loving memory of... ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth ...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Fuck you if you think that.) I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(No way) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm POLISH, so I MU I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a SOFTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be ugly. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (In some ways but not a lot) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (????wtf????) I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence. I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER. I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it. I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it. I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH' I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me. | |||||
