"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Mythbusters

Here are some info about myself:

My name is Alex

Religion: I believe in ghosts. Does that count?

Slow or fast writer? I am a slow writer; have patience with me and don't kill me. If you do, you wouldn't know the end of the story I'm currently writing.

Interest: reading (anything amusing), sketching, writing, watching movies and anime and some other weird things that makes people sidestep my figure. Hehe. And yeah, talking to myself.(I sometimes really like doing that kind of thing)

How I look: I got hair. Black hair. Rather long, but too short for my taste. Not dark but not so white skin color. Black eyes. A rather thin but long body(my friends describes me as a stick man)

Passions or Obsessions(it really depends on how you look at it): Reading Dark themes such as Violence, super Lemon, Gruesome scenes, etc.

Reasons To Join The Dark Side

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

3. Meet the recruitment bunny!

4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

5 You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough cough!*

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

That's all for now.