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since: 10-15-02, id: 281090, Profile Updated: 04-07-08
country: United States
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Author has written 39 stories for Suite Life series, South Park, Faculty, High School Musical, Hills Have Eyes, X-Men: The Movie, Misc. Movies, Harry Potter, Lost, Sweeney Todd, Saw, and Twilight.

This guy goes into the hospital, okay? ... His wife's just had
a baby and he can't wait to see them both.
So he meets the doctor and he says, "Oh, Doc, I've been so
worried. How are they?"
And the doctor smiles and says, "They're fine. Just fine
Your wife's been delivered of a healthy baby boy and they're
both in tip-top form.
"You're one lucky guy."
So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers.
But it's empty.
His wife's bed is empty.
"Doc?" he says and then turns around and the doctor and all the
nurses wave their arms and scream in his face,
"APRIL FOOL! YOUR WIFE'S DEAD AND THE BABY'S A SPASTIC!!"
- The Joker, Arkham Asylum: Serious House on Serious Earth

Kristin. Girl. 18. CA, USA.

aspiring graphic designer, writer, person.

sensitive. intelligent. friendly. blonde. blue eyes. shy. 5'3''. artistic.

likes movies, music, comics, gore, internet, drawing, designing, video games, villians, cats, tattoos, disney.

dislikes babies, marriage, haters, cheaters, bad friends, mosquito hawks, onions, smokers, meat packing industry, racism, discrimination, abuse, rape, homophobia, sexism, grillz, thugs, dancing, bullying, rap, needles, vomit, insomnia, back stabbing. +more, i'm sure

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AIM: HardlyScarecrow

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1. Taking the Plunge reviews
Post Eclipse. Edward only consents to Bella's wants the night of their marriage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-9-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
2. Twilight: A Series of One Shots » reviews
Series of one shots written for an LJ community. Fics about minor characters, Jacob, the Cullens, and a lot of pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 5-15-08
3. Homework reviews
It's impossible to do homework with a vampire in the room. written for an LJ community. BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-11-08 - Complete
4. We Are All Lost » reviews
Series of one shots written for LiveJournal community lostfichallenge. Fics about Alex, Freighties, odd pairings, Desmond, family, and more. Rated for some chapters.
Lost - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,943 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 5-23-07
5. Nosy reviews
Charlotte sneaks a peek at Dan's journal.
Lost - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete
6. Capture reviews
Amanda needs to be validated. AU themes. Amanda/Adam.
Saw - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-1-08 - Complete
7. A Little Kiss reviews
Mr. Todd finally gets a little shut-eye.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-9-08 - Complete
8. Beautiful » reviews
Some things you lose and some you just give away. Bebe centric. Chaptered.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,352 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-7-07 - Published: 8-24-07 - Bebe S.
9. Kate Floats Too reviews
AU LOSTIt book crossover. Written for LiveJournal community Kate follows hubby Ben Hanscom back to Derry.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-07 - Kate - Complete
10. Dirty Little Secret » reviews
Kenny's making bets, keeping secrets, and worrying Kyle. Might be KxK, still deciding.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-20-07 - Kenny M.
11. Transpired reviews
Bellatrix is unsatisfied. Takes place after CH1 of DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-1-07 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
12. Desperate Times
Ben remembers when he was younger and at an all time low. One shot.
Lost - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Published: 5-17-07 - Complete
13. Being Marjorine II reviews
Sequel to Being Marjorine. In his mid teens, Butters feels Marjorine trying to come back.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-28-07 - Butters S.
14. Never Dead reviews
Kenny does a few tests, despite the protest of his friends, to see if he really will always come back. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-31-07 - Kenny M. - Complete
15. Phase and Fire II reviews
Series of Kyro oneshots written for LJ comm phasefire. Rated for some chapters.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-07 - Kitty & Pyro
16. Missing reviews
Brenda risks a friendship to fool around.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-07 - Complete
17. The Manhattan Project reviews
US History brings back some unwelcome memories for Bobby.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-18-07 - Complete
18. Carousel » reviews
Why me? Why did this have to happen to me? God must hate me. I’ll be damned if he doesn’t. It feels like everyone’s ashamed of me and I have no where to go, no one to help me. How did I get here? REVAMPED.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,768 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-13-07 - Published: 12-1-06
19. Nightmares reviews
Bad dreams come with Lynn's pregnancy. Prefilm, obviously.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-13-07 - Complete
20. I'm No Superman reviews
Doug is nervous before the baby comes and worries about his parenting skill, or lack thereof.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-7-07 - Complete
21. Walk In My Shoes » reviews
[Mean Creek]Imagine your parents split because your dad is gay, your mom runs off, and you have to deal with it all yourself, everyone assuming everything’s peachy keen. What would you do?
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-28-07
22. Tease reviews
[Little Miss Sunshine] Frank picks a sevenyearold Dwayne up from school. Wrote this in January. Rated for language.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-21-07 - Complete
23. You Love Me » reviews
[Little Miss Sunshine] FrankDwayne, inspired by You Love Me by DeVotchKa. What do you do when it all comes crashing down? Wrote in January.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-21-07 - Complete
24. Wheels On The Bus reviews
[Little Miss Sunshine] Drabble. What Richard's thinking the first time they push the bus. Wrote in January.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-21-07 - Complete
25. Wine reviews
[Little Miss Sunshine] Frank gets a little tipsy and does something he shouldn't have. Wrote this in January.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-21-07 - Complete
26. High reviews
Brenda's first time experimenting with drugs and alcohol.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-07 - Complete
27. Narcissa's Mistletoe reviews
And what an eventful Christmas party it was. Holiday submission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-24-06 - Bellatrix L. & Severus S. - Complete
28. Admit reviews
Where is your husband now, Bellatrix?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-16-06 - Bellatrix L. & Severus S. - Complete
29. Phase and Fire » reviews
Series of Kyro oneshots written for LJ comm phasefire. Rated for some chapters.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,423 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-9-06 - Published: 10-16-06 - Kitty & Pyro - Complete
30. Baseball Bat reviews
[Mean Creek]Clyde remembers when George attacked him with a baseball bat. Oneshot.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-19-06 - Complete
31. Piglet reviews
Ruby develops a friendly relationship with the little pig. Oneshot. 2006 version I think this is the only mutantrelated fic as of this moment.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-2-06 - Complete
32. Forbidden Zone » reviews
Brenda has a nightmare and finds comfort in a childhood ritual with an added twist and finds she has some consequences to deal with the morning after.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-23-06 - Complete
33. Daddy Daddy reviews
Daddy... Oneshot.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-21-06 - Complete
34. More and More reviews
Doug, Brenda, and Bobby mourn and realize it's going to take a long while to get over the events of their vacation. Oneshot.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-21-06 - Complete
35. Aftermath reviews
The result of what's left of the Carter.Bukowski family a few months after The Hills. On hiatus.
Hills Have Eyes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-17-06
36. All The Small Things reviews
Sharpay has always frightened Kelsi, and still does, but why? Oneshot. Implied femmslash.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-15-06 - Complete
37. So I Thought reviews
The relationship that never was, but was always hoped for. R&R, please.
Faculty - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-13-06
38. Being Marjorine reviews
After dressing up to be Marjorine, Butters feels that being a girl isn’t all that bad. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-19-06 - Butters S. - Complete
39. Blankie reviews
At age 17, Cody still has Blankie. Zack insists Cody get rid of it, but Cody has no intention of doing so. One shot.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-17-06 - Complete
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