Monty Viper aka: Watchdude67 (Only now I'm realizing how fucking stupid that name is; completely unlike this new, perfectly serious name.)

Hair: Dark Brown/Black

Eyes: Brown

Age: Classified (I just don't want to update this every birthday)

PERSONAL:

Affiliation

Political: I don't vote, simple as that

Religious: Atheist

Favorite Quotes: (Some bash religion)

"Any performer that ever sells a product on television is now and for all eternity, removed from the artistic world. I don't care if you shit Mona Lisas out of you ass on cue, you've made your fucking choice."-Bill Hicks

"The planet is fine, the people are fucked!"-George Carlin

"Life is sacred? Who said so? God? If you look at history, God is one of the leading causes of death! "-George Carlin

"If their is a God it has to be a man, no woman could or would fuck things up this badly."-George Carlin

"In order to succeed, your desire for success has to be greater than your fear of failure.-"Bill Cosby

"A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer"-Bruce Lee

"Life is too mutha fuckin short!"-Katt Williams

"I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect."-Daniel Tosh

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us very special."-Stephen Hawking

"I'm not afraid to die because I'm an atheist, I know I'll just rot in the ground. I won't even know I'm dead, you wanna know why? 'Cause I'll be fucking dead!"-Jim Jeffries

"Don't let circumstances control you, you change your circumstances."-Jackie Chan

"Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned the difference."-Penn Jillette

"..."-Teller

"There is a gullible side to the American people. They can be mislead. Religion is the best device used to mislead them."-Michael Moore

"The universe and human stupidity are infinite, and I'm not so sure about the former"-Albert Einstein

"To me, 'God' is just short for unexplained scientific force (at the moment.)"-Me

Favorite Bands/Musicians

Metallica
Tool
System of a Down
Gorillaz
Slayer
Ministry
Rammstein
Sepultura
Ozzy Osbourne
Pantera
Iron Maiden
Paramore
Moterhead
Bob Marley
Bob Dylan
Johnny Cash
Pantera
Five Finger Death Punch
KISS
Rise Against
Suicidal Tendencies
Pink Floyd

Naruto: Became a fan when the anime first aired on Toonami. I stopped watching after I realized how much filler it had and stuck to the manga ever since; but even now I'm REALLY hating the direction Shippuden is going in. That's actually the whole reason I started writing.

Soul Eater: I watched a funny moments compilation on Youtube. I thought it looked interesting and I've enjoyed it. Black*Star being the exception. Poor Tsubaki.

Hellsing: I love this series so damn much. It can be funny, scary, gory, really gory, or just plain bad ass. The characters are all well thought out, well drawn, and like-able. Alucard is without a doubt THE coolest fictional character. Not in just in anime and manga, but overall in general entertainment. I remember first hearing about from a Naruto/Hellsing crossover where Naruto gets killed at the bridge in the Wave Arc (Battle with Zabuza and Haku), forsakes his humanity, and gets resurrected as Alucard. Sadly I forgot what the name was called and I think it has been removed the site since I can't seem to find it though the search engine, so if anyone can send me a message, telling me what the title is I would much appreciate it.

RANTS: This section will be about my rants that pertain to Naruto, general anime, and reality. Typically spur of the moment and not thought through so don't take any of these seriously.

Pro-bashing rant:
You may have already figured out that I am a huge Sasuke/Sakura basher. While many people enjoy it as much as I do, others say it is a childish and immature part of writing, so here is my defense. I think bashing is, while unnecessary, adds a sense of humor to a fic. This can really help out a story that is either too serious or too boring. Besides, I know when ever you watched the anime or read the manga and saw someone you didn't like, you wanted to just reach and smack the fucker a few times and this of course is a very good chance to do so. I can understand that some of you don't enjoy bashing because you like the characters or see that they don't act that way in the original show, but that is the beauty of it, some genious created this site as to where literally ANYONE could write what they want, however they want, so long as it abides by a few rules and even then the story could just be moved to aff.com. No one is forcing you to read my stories and the only story where I truly bash someone is in Konoha's Watchmen and Konoha Alive and I give you a clear warning right in the summary so if you have a problem with than FORSE. (Fuck off and read something else)

Delete the offensive Imagination:
Really? Fucking Really? Did the admins of this website never hear about SOPA? The fact that the bill wanted to d-list all file sharing websites and imprison up-loaders for up to five years. In case you have no idea what I'm talking about (highly doubtful since a lot of well known authors are updating stories with warnings) The admins of FanFiction. Net has decided to delete any stories that are considered too violent, contain sexual content (Lemons), song fics, etc. So much for the tagline "Unleash your Imagination". I've already done my part by adding my name to the online petition (more details in the latest update of "Do I have a Purpose Anymore?") and I encourage you to do the same. Some of my favorite stories are getting permanently removed and authors are deleting their accounts. Your or your favorite stories might have already been removed, and if not now, then soon.

P.S. Just a big fat FUCK YOU to the admins behind this bullshit and anyone supporting it.