Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Yakuza, Watchmen, and Uncharted series.
Monty Viper aka: Watchdude67 (Only now I'm realizing how fucking stupid that name is; completely unlike this new, perfectly serious name.)
Hair: Dark Brown/Black
Age: Classified (I just don't want to update this every birthday)
Political: I don't vote, simple as that
Favorite Quotes: (Some bash religion)
"Any performer that ever sells a product on television is now and for all eternity, removed from the artistic world. I don't care if you shit Mona Lisas out of you ass on cue, you've made your fucking choice."-Bill Hicks
"The planet is fine, the people are fucked!"-George Carlin
"Life is sacred? Who said so? God? If you look at history, God is one of the leading causes of death! "-George Carlin
"If their is a God it has to be a man, no woman could or would fuck things up this badly."-George Carlin
"In order to succeed, your desire for success has to be greater than your fear of failure.-"Bill Cosby
"A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer"-Bruce Lee
"Life is too mutha fuckin short!"-Katt Williams
"I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect."-Daniel Tosh
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us very special."-Stephen Hawking
"I'm not afraid to die because I'm an atheist, I know I'll just rot in the ground. I won't even know I'm dead, you wanna know why? 'Cause I'll be fucking dead!"-Jim Jeffries
"Don't let circumstances control you, you change your circumstances."-Jackie Chan
"Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned the difference."-Penn Jillette
"There is a gullible side to the American people. They can be mislead. Religion is the best device used to mislead them."-Michael Moore
"The universe and human stupidity are infinite, and I'm not so sure about the former"-Albert Einstein
"To me, 'God' is just short for unexplained scientific force (at the moment.)"-Me
Naruto: Became a fan when the anime first aired on Toonami. I stopped watching after I realized how much filler it had and stuck to the manga ever since; but even now I'm REALLY hating the direction Shippuden is going in. That's actually the whole reason I started writing.
Soul Eater: I watched a funny moments compilation on Youtube. I thought it looked interesting and I've enjoyed it. Black*Star being the exception. Poor Tsubaki.
Hellsing: I love this series so damn much. It can be funny, scary, gory, really gory, or just plain bad ass. The characters are all well thought out, well drawn, and like-able. Alucard is without a doubt THE coolest fictional character. Not in just in anime and manga, but overall in general entertainment. I remember first hearing about from a Naruto/Hellsing crossover where Naruto gets killed at the bridge in the Wave Arc (Battle with Zabuza and Haku), forsakes his humanity, and gets resurrected as Alucard. Sadly I forgot what the name was called and I think it has been removed the site since I can't seem to find it though the search engine, so if anyone can send me a message, telling me what the title is I would much appreciate it.
RANTS: This section will be about my rants that pertain to Naruto, general anime, and reality. Typically spur of the moment and not thought through so don't take any of these seriously.
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P.S. Just a big fat FUCK YOU to the admins behind this bullshit and anyone supporting it.
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