Hi!

I'm ireadallthetime11! Welcome to my really really really long profile.

Real name: You can call me Mya. That is not my real name but i really like that name.

Interest: loves to read and play on my IPod! I love to play with my two cows, Oreo and Nutter Butter!I also love listing to music!

Other info about me: strait A student and believes in God and his son Jesus. I am a primitive babtist.

My favorite PJO quote- "With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."
-Nico di Angelo, Last Olympian, pg128 (i told this to my dad he did not really like it all he said was"You do know what the real quote is right")

My favorite HP Quote-"Now, you two — this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've — you've blown up a toilet or —"

"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."

"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."- from Molly and the twins!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" (or would be the one who tripped you, laughed, helped you up, tripped you again, and continued to laugh)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Would've already killed the person who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs, while looking back and yelling, "RUN BOY, RUN!!!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Will teach me how to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will go to the concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Will hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason there after me.

FRIENDS: Will let me make a fool of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: Are making a fool of themselves next to me.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Main character of the epicest book ever.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Or Zeus. Or Jason.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle/irritate her. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth, and were given to them by Hermes.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" "little" brother (he's technically older than her . . . maybe).
Annabeth Chase. One of Percy's best friends (and now also his girlfriend [PERCABETH!!]) and the official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. The trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we CAN'T WAIT FOR. (and protests that Percy is a son of POSEIDON not NEPTUNE)
Olympus. Home of the gods, saved by the demigods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoë's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO, Percy, Annabeth, Silena, Beckendorf . . .
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke- shhh, don't tell him I said that!)

Thalia Grace. Hunter and Lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy (for those of you who don't know, it's Leo).
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times (and helped Percy out too . . . kinda).

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers (Nico should give 'em a new uniform).
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO ("What did they do? What have they do to my city?" -Percy, The Last Olympian)
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance ('The brave, beautiful Persephone was going to get me out of this. She shrugged indifferently. "Fine. What's for breakfast? I'm starving."' -The Last Olympian)
Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

98% of the world would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was on the top of the Eiffel Tower saying he's gonna jump. Post this if you're one of the 2% sitting in the front, eating popcorn while yelling, "Do a flip!" Or be the one to push him off, yelling, "Sorry, you took too long!"

If you're really smart, but have a tendancy to say some stupid stuff, even if you're really social, post this on your profile, signature, whatever, and let the world know - it's a sort of apology for all the stupid things you will say that will inevitably come out wrong.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in God, put this in your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you secretly wished for a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile!

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've pulled a Percy: You've risked something for a friend or family member. (OH YES)

If you've pulled an Annabeth: You have over thunk something, "analyzed" a person, or created a strategy. (MEGA YES)

If you've pulled a Grover: You're not that good at sports, or you just don't like 'em, but when they had your favorite food, you ran like a demigod being chased by a hellhound. (oh yes!!!!!!!!)

If you've pulled a Nico: You've held a grudge for a while, or lost a close friend or family member, or is just a little creepy. Or something like that. (sadly yes:( )

If you've pulled a Thalia: You have been scared of something, and sorta dodged it. Or you get really scary when you're angry. (sure)

If you've pulled a Luke: If you've backstabbed someone, or you sorta double crossed them. (maybe just a little;)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

My Answer: the creek

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Conner Stoll

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Thalia

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: luke

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

My Answer: L LOVE THEM ALL!

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

My Answer:Conner Stoll

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

My Answer: Artimis

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: freak out!!

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Thalia

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Percy and Annabeth

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: NO im good and than take off running

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

My Answer: Percabeth!

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

My Answer: ??IDK??

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Read PJO fanfiction

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

My Answer: "With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

My Answer: When Annabeth fines out that Percy is the son of Posiden

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

My Answer: When he says"With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

My Answer:anything with Apollo

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: When Grover tell Percy that he is a satyr.

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: When Rachel hits Kronos with a blue plastic hair brush! I LOVE THAT PART!!!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (but its only a suggestion.)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (well...duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought??)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts...)

On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or ourtdoor use only.' (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Now, somebody out there help me out on this one. I'm a bit curious...)

On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a steak: Serving suggestion: Freeze (But wouldn't that hurt your teeth?)

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you're a Christian and declare that Jesus is Lord, then copy and paste this into your profile! JESUS!

If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

If you have read a book then cried because the series was over after that book add this to your profile!

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HATE PERACHEL AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Tratie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Gruniper, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Chrisse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood copy and paste this on your profile.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go