Hey peepsicles! Thanks for reading! Here's a little about myself...

First thing's first! I am taking requests for Hetalia stories!! :D PM me if you have a request (or review my request story: Italy, the Messenger) and I'll do my best to write it ASAP!

Some of my favorite lines/excerpts from some of my favorite stories! :D

"But why the hell do I have to marry the potato-bastard because of your screw-up!"

"Cause if not, his grandfather will kick my ass."

"You marry him then!"

"No thanks. There's this thing called pedophilia-"

"Make Feliciano marry him!" - A Hetalian Midsummer - by Bri Nara

"There's nothing weird about two men loving each other, Lovi. Roderich and Ludwig love each other, and they have no problems. I love you. Why can't we be together? Are you shy?"

Lovino cringed. "You sound like Natalya." - Allergic to Love - by LonelyHearts2008

"You want to do what?" cried Francis.

"I want to get Lovi to love me back." Antonio said, twiddling his thumbs.

"What it sounds like you're saying, Tonio, is 'I want to commit suicide. Can you help me?'." Gilbert said. - Allergic to Love - by LonelyHearts2008

YEAH! Finally getting HetaOni! Downloading it as I type :3 Excited, but... DON'T LET STEVE KILL ME!!! ;A; (If you get that I love you forever (Not in the creepy way! :3))

...Just finished playing the HetaOni English demo version 9.10... Can't decide whether to applaud or cry now! Hmm... maybe I'll do both! Anyway, IT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!! Except... DAMN IT I WANT THE NEXT VERSION TO COME OUT ALREADY!!! It ended just after Chapter 9... Seriously! Romano and Spain showed up and it ended with a raging cliffhanger... But it was a good cliffhanger... In that cliffhanger-ey sort of way... :S Also, I loved the touching companionship/brotherly love stuff. Oh Prussia, you really can be noble :3 Seriously. I love you even more now w

Trying to learn: The dance that goes with "Leave in Summer, Yet You're in my Fluffoughts". Thank you, Prussia, for making this dance look sexy.

My newest story is: Pages of my Heart

Favorite HETALIA PAIRS :

(not in order of fav.)
1. Prussia/Germany

2. Italy/Romano

3. America/England

4. France/Canada

5. Spain/Romano

6. Germany/Italy

7. Italy/Austria

8. Denmark/Norway

9. Canada/America

10. Russia/China

Favorite Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Naruto, Inuyasha, Tokyo Mew Mew, Rosario Vampire, Princess Tutu, Sonic X, Squid Girl, Hayate No Gotoku, Shin Koihime Musou, Hetalia Axis Powers, Kamichama Karin, Prince of Tennis, Ruroni Kenshin,

Zodiac Sign: Gemeni

Elli Seychelles and Karachan Furrimen! I LOVE YOU!!!! (not in the creepy way!) YOU ARE THE TWO BEST FRIENDS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD GALAXY PLANET HYPERSPACE CYBERSPACE ATMOSPHERE COSMOS SATELLITE ORBITAL SUN-DEPENDENT NATION STATE COUNTRY TOWN CITY VILLAGE FLAT UNIVERSE THINGY! a.k.a, YOU ROCK!! X3

Two things about me that I think are super-awesome (to me anyway) are: the fact that my birthday falls on the Hungarian Day of Independence, and the fact that I am partially Prussian by heritage! That's literally awesome .

Actually, one more thing: to all you other Hetalia fans: What is your favorite pairing? I personally LOVE Germancest, I can never get enough of that pairing -w- However, my favorite by way of cuteness would have to be GerIta. DUH

Also, as a footnote (this is also to other Hetalians), I'm very sorry PruCan fans, but I just DO NOT SEE how those two EVER became a legitimate pairing. I mean, they're opposites right down to their voices, personalities and manner of speaking. So, for that, along with a number of other reasons, I'm sorry, but I will NEVER recongnize PruCan as a valid pairing in my book. :)

Oh, one more thing, me being the total anime nerd that I am, PLEASE CHECK OUT MY LINKS HERE! :D XD

They may not be showing up...Hmmmm... :/?????? Oh, well XD. But if you get the chance, go to myfconline.com and look for RaindropNinja.

Name twelve of your favorite Hetaliacharacters in any order.

1. Romano 2. Italy 3. Lithuania 4. Spain 5. Iceland 6. China 7. Germany 8. Austria 9. Sweden 10. Denmark 11. Prussia 12. England

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? (Iceland/Denmark)

No... But that actually sounds interesting and possible. I'd like to sometime

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? (Lithuania)

Umm... Well, he's cute. But I'm not sure if he's hot, per se.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? (China/Romano)

Dear lord... it would be a serious, martial-arts-savvy boy with auburn hair, a curl, a love for tomatoes and pandas, and one hell of a swearing problem.

That would be the most wonderful end to the world... But seriously crack-ish.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Sweden)

Unfortunately, no... Solely because I don't remember reading any fics involving hi- Oh wait! Yes, I have. :)

5) Would seven and two make a good couple? (Germany/Italy)

Oh HELL YES! Those two are meant to be!

6) Four/eight or four/nine? (Spain/Austria) (Spain/Sweden)

Hmm... Probably Spain and Aussie. Because they can piss each other off so well

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? (Germany, Lithuania/Austria)

He would probably just leave it alone without comment and not bother with someone else's love life.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. (Italy/China)

"Italy loves pasta; everyone knows that. But what happens when Italy has eaten every type of pasta there is? Simple: Enlist help from the world's oldest nation in creating a new kind! After all, China was the original inventor of pasta, so he should be able to come up with something, right?"
HA! 52 words! And still plausible!

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (Spain/Denmark)

Not that I know of O.o

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (Romano/Iceland)

Ummm... Dammit. Maybe... 'Cold Front'?

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? (Lithuania/Prussia)

I don't know, but it would somehow involve their mutual fear/hatred for Russia...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven hot? What about nine slash? (...)

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose? (Sweden)

Oh geez... I honestly can't think of one right now.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? (Italy/Lithuania/China)

Crack pairing, Yaoi, Angst

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? (Austria/Iceland)

Hello. How are you today? Your clothes look rather nice.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. (Denmark/Austria)
uh...no.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Germany, Italy/England)

He would... Probably turn around and immediately leave, before most likely crying because Italy's in love with someone else...

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Spain/Romano)

HOLY CRAP! That would be amazing I do! I do want Four to de-flower One! :D :D :D Umm... I don't know, probably something involving Roma's massive inferiority complex to his little brother. Either that, or a little bit of alcohol and too many tomatoes

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (China)

Uhhh... Nope!

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Prussia)

Umm... Besides me, Karachan Furrimen and Elli Seychelles, I believe.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five? (Italy/Spain/Iceland)

Actually... Yeah, probably. Though I'm not too certain of Icey's character type...

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Denmark)

falls over laughing* I have no clue...

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Iceland)

Uhh... I haven't.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Prussia/Sweden)

Uhh... Probably not... And he'd most likely have to be hella drunk...

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Lithuania/Germany)

Germany, because he is nobody's uke (Except for Prussia's.)

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic? (Romano and Sweden are in a happy relationship until Sweden suddenly runs off with America. Romano, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Prussia and a brief unhappy affair with England, then follows the wise advice of Iceland and finds true love with Italy." )
"Il mio Cuore è mio fratello's" (My heart is my Brother's)

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Germany/Austria)
I would laugh. And it KInda is. KINDA...

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x]You're very happy-go-lucky. (I used to be)
[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[x]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[x]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.
(7/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[x]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[x]You like to walk your dog.
[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[x]You work very hard. (Depends I guess)
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.(Um, when I'm at home, yeah.)
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[x]You've had issues with money once or twice .
(8/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ }You're very mature (XD NOT EVEN CLOSE!)

[ ]You think everything over before saying it.

[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[x]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people .
(5/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[ ]You love hamburgers.
[x]You think you're awesome. (Of course I am! Can't you tell?!)
[ ]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[x]You know aliens exist. (Somewhere...)
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses. (For reading, but yeah.)
(6/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.
[x]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. (Only when I'm not hyper)
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.(That's bad shit, man!)
[ ]You get drunk quite easily. (Don't know)
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[x]You're good at embroidery.
(5/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate. (LOVE YOU ELLI SEYCHELLES AND KARACHAN FURRIMEN!)
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense. (Do I have one? No. Do I want one? HELL NO!)
[x]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[x]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[x]You're very flamboyant. (You want fries with that?)
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(6/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[x]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (Heh heh... yeah... Not gonna answer that one...)
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[ ]You love vodka.
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[x]You're very strong.
[x]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(7/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature. (Hahahahahahaha! That's FUNNY!)
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.
[x]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x]You work hard.
[x]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets .
(6/10)

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.
[x]You're polite.
[x]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.(THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE!)

[x]You have a mole on your face.

[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.(Kinda...)
[x]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (Only to those I like)
[x]You wear glasses .
(10/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.
[x]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[x]You love polar bears.
[ ]You hate fighting.
[x]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[x]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x]You feel under-appreciated.
[x]You're bilingual. (Ehhhh... Kinda...?)
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(7/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[x]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[x]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[x]You make a very nice role-model.
[x]You don't let people get a word in edgeways. (I SOWWY ;A;)
(6/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth. (HAHAHAHA! Nooooo, not at ALL!(Sarcastic, bitches!))
[x]You like to wear flowers in your hair. (I did when I was a bit younger...)
[x]You used to be a very tough kid.
[x]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. (Yeah, bitches!)
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.(Hahaha! Love ya Elli Seychelles and Karachan Furrimen!! )
[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (Hellz yeah!)
(9/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious. (What's "serious" mean?)
[ ]You have a lot of patience. (What is this 'patience' you speak of?)

[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x]You're not very confident.
[x]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ]People tend to walk all over you.
[x]You're a born worrier.
(7/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[x]You're very flamboyant. (Pshaw! Like, totally!)
[x]You're quite hyperactive. (Like OMG, YES!)
[x]You can be quite goofy. (Like, what was your first clue?)
[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers. (GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE!)
[ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[x]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(9/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited. (Depends on who it is)
[x]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[x]You hate Russia.
[x]You love to fight people.
[x]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[x]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(9/10)

Kesese

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you.
[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. (T.T Now I want one!)
[x]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot. (-_-')
[x]You love churros. (Oh my god, YES!!!!!!!)
[x]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.
[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(10/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around.
[x]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot. (Most would say no. They're wrong.)
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell. (Meh, sometimes I don't eat because it means I have to get up and MOVE)
[x]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(10/10)

You know your a huge fan of Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.(No, I'm the hero!)
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "GerIta" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.

I AM 116% MENTAL!!!
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 4

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow
[X]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[X]You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

TOTAL: 4

] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

TOTAL: 8

MAX TOTAL: 29

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you're reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever day dream about killing Aoyama Masaya, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (or yell at) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. (Heh, heh. Yeah...)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.(*Sad look* You don't wanna know how many times..)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you haven't ever actually killed anyone... YET... copy and paste.(*Winks at Elli Seychelles*)

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile. (I'd film it and sell it to my friends)

If you copied almost all of the c&p things on your profile from someone else's, copy and paste this to your profile. Then, favorite that author.

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.

- No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, “AMEN!”

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with ‘In Accordance With The Prophecy’.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream’I Won! I Won!’

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,’Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we’d have to find some other site to visit.)