Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
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Favorite sports: Badminton, Touch rugby, ripper rugby, kickball (kinda like baseball but you use your feet and you roll the ball towards the pitcher, its a game my teacher thought of (or did he..?))
Languages I speak: English, Filipino (PINOY AKO!!! XD), Pig Latin, Sarcasm, I'm trying to memorize the Morse code.
Favorite Pairing: NEJITEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite character: Tenten (because her name is one of my many nicknames and we both like sharp pointy stuff with the occasional Panda (PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) (for some reason, I have a nickname called Chocolate Tenten, I love chocolate so deal with it!)
I cannot write stories because of my school life (no, we dont have excessive homework or projects, we actually have about 3 or more homeworks a week, and school starts at 8:30 and ends at 3:00, its the after school things that gets me to go home at about 4 or 5) and because i cant write oneshots for some reason (THEY ALWAYS END UP CHAPTER STORIES!!! I DONT HAVE THE TIME FOR WRITING CHAPTER STORIES!!)
I'd rather read peoples nejiten stories because I'm a fast reader, (i finished a 100 chapter fanfiction in 3 days and a deltora quest book in...2-3 hours)
I like to read fanfiction. Especially Nejiten. I kinda like orienteering; its fun but hard. I like to learn new things, especially interesting facts (did you know that you can defeat an alligator and/or crocodile by holding their jaws closed and punching them in the eye?). I like to play badminton, King Dodge, ripper rugby, touch rugby and t-ball (not necessarily meaning I'm a sporty chick. I just enjoy playing them when I have to. But I am DEFINITELY NOT a girly-girl ) . My dream is to become a doctor, earn lots of money, and donate some of that money to organizations like SPCA, Plunket, Leo's club/Lions club, Starship, KONY 2012 and stuff like that.
I have LOADS of Nejiten romance ideas in my head. I just cant make them because me, my mum and my dad share the same laptop (their idea not mine) and they can read what I write and I DONT like it. I think they like to pry in my personal life (they can't pry through my brain so HAH!) The ideas are mostly fluff, their are some semi-angst (I cant make angst, I cry too much since theres so much drama and sadness) some humour but I don't think anyone else will think its funny. Some just have to be multi-chapter, and I don't think I can do that with all the things I do after school. Some are song fics, depending on what I'm listening, you get the idea.
I have these sudden swings on music that I call 'Song Swings'. Like, one day I listen to Owl City the next week or so its Evanescence. Then its Naruto beginnings and endings. It gives my this HUGE AS idea on different songs.
For some reason, even though I'm NOT goth, most of my wardrobe is dark colors.
When you read the rest of my Profile, they might consist of some things that happened in my life, charities that need support and the Copy-Paste things I read from other authors profile so BE PREPARED.
Oh, by the way, before I continue. I want you to do me a favor. Read the first message if you haven't already. The one about Kony.
Did you read it?? If yes, you're amazing. If not, you're heartless. Now, I want you to go to youtube and type KONY 2012 and click the first video. The one with 9,000,000 views on it. (it will definitely be more than that by the time you watch it). Then go to Facebook if you have one and go the the page Invisible Children. Like that page. Now, if you want to, PM me if it touched your heart and you want to help (I'll reply). If you disagree with this, its fine. I can't force you to change your decision.
Help us spread the word. I can't donate or anything like that because my parents keep track of every single thing I do (minus using-the-bathroom part). If you agree that Kony should be stopped, help spread the word. Share the message and save thousands of children from being forced to be soldiers who will kill their families(boys), sex slaves (girls) and most importantly, forced to leave their family and get killed if they disagree (all of them). Please help spread the message, it would be the least you could do to help the Invisible Children
I, Eagle-Wing-sorceress, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
Naruto Survey I "borrowed" from rmcHolicxxx (nah, I found this on the profile. wanted to do it. Hopefully, they don't mind.)
Favorite: Tenten and Neji
Least favorite: Karin (sorry Karin haters!)
Crush: None. But if I had one, it would be Neji. BUT HE'S TENTEN'S.
Favorite girl: Tenten
Favorite boy: Neji
Favorite Kage: 4th Hokage, Minato Namikaze
Favorite villian: Itachi. Is he still a villain anyway?
Least Favorite Villian: Kabuto... such a meanie.
Person most like you: Tenten...although I don't have many weapons.
What you think of Choji: he's a big SWEETIE!! I just KNOW he'd be a good cook.
What do you think of Ino: pretty but needs some training. No offense Ino lovers. And I think she'd be a pretty good ice skater.
What do you think of Sasuke: He's... a betrayer. But I'm sure Naruto WILL turn him around, smack him upside the head and drag him back to Konoha. I also think he'd be a pretty good rapper and singer.
What do you think of Lee: Dedicated and a hard worker. The fact that he, like Naruto, will never give up is really inspiring. I can see him teaching kids martial arts in a dojo already.
What do you think of Neji: Tenten's soulmate. Jealous of his hair. Will be a CEO of a company.
What do you think of Naruto: FUTURE HOKAGE OF THE LEAF!! And I think he's be a pretty good boomboxer. Don't ask why.
What do think of Oro: He should be not evil. Now, imagine him trying to be gangsta.
What do you think of Sakura: She's strong inside. She should show it more often, no offense Sakura lovers. I can see her as the best medic nin in Konoha. And a doctor in an AU world.
What do you think of Hinata: The cutest female sweetie to have EVER existed in the Naruto world. I see her as a famous ballerina.
Ino or Sakura: Both
Kiba or Shikamaru: Both
Neji or Lee: Both
Tenten or Temari: Tenten
Naruto or Saskue: Both
Gai or Kakashi: Both
Hinata or Hanabi: Both
Sasuke or Itachi: Both
Sharingan or Byakugan: Byakugan
Mind or shadow control: Both
Fire or Water: Water
Air or Earth: Earth
Favorite Element: Water. Its so calming. And blood bending is a pretty good thing too.
Summon frog, snake, or snail: Gamakichi, Gamabunta and Gamatatsu
Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, or Taijutsu: All
Weapon: Everything Tenten has. But my favourite is the Katana. And that gigantic spiky wrecking ball.
Chidor or Rasengan: Rasengan
Shadow clone or Transformation: Both.
Who should Naruto be with: Hinata. They even each other out and they look cute together.
Sakura: Sasuke. My friend would kill me otherwise.
Ino: Anyone except Sasuke, Naruto and Neji. They're taken.
Choji: Anyone except Sakura, Hinata and Tenten. They're taken.
Shikamaru: Anyone except Sakura, Hinata and Tenten. They're taken.
Kiba: Anyone except Sakura, Hinata and Tenten. They're taken.
Shino: he'll find someone. Just not Sakura, Hinata and Tenten. They're taken.
Lee: Anyone except Sakura, Hinata and Tenten. They're taken.
Are Ino and Sakura too obbsessed with Sasuke?: . . .
Other random questions
Best Sensei: Iruka-sensei
Should Sasuke die: Nah. Naruto will change him.
Which girl looks better post-timeskip: All of them.
What girl looks worst post-timeskip: ...None.
What guy looks best post-timeskip: All of them.
Which guy looks worst post-timeskip: ...none.
What\'s the best episode: 1st episode of Naruto and when Neji catched Tenten when they fought Kisame.
What\'s the worst: . . . uh...
Funniest: The one where they wanted to see what was under Kakashi's mask and when Gai piggy-backed Kakashi and Lee tried to piggy-back Neji. LOL
Wierdest: . . .
Do Fillers suck: sometimes
Dubs or orginal: Both
Anime or Manga: Anime...I guess.
Favorite manga chapter: Oh, I don't read it.
Least: as said above.
Have you seen the movies: YEEEEESSSSS!!! THEY'RE FREAKIN EPIC!!!
Are you a Narutard: Aw, NAAAAAAHHHH. I AIN'T NO NARUTARD. SENSE THE SARCASM.
Have you cosplay-ed, if so, as who: haven't yet.
If not, do you want to, and as who: Yes, as Tenten and Hinata.
Do you own any Naruto items: I made cosplay scrolls (No I'm not sharing them)
Have you read every manga: No
Have you watched every anime: NOPE! BECAUSE NARUTO SHOULDN'T END.
Was this quiz troublesome: Nah. I liked it.
Did you understand that "joke": Hai, Shikamaru.
Have you ever read a book? Yeah? What kind? Manga or Book? If you haven't you should.
If you chose Manga skip the next line. If you chose Book, read the next line.
What book(s)did you read?
What manga(s) did you read?
Now that you answered tell me. Did you like the book(s)/manga(s)? Yeah? Do you wanna read it/them again? Yeah? No? Why/Why not? Cool, funny, boring, lame? Romance, Humor, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Horror blah blah blah? Who's/Who are the author(s)? Is/Are he/she/They a good one(s)? Yeah? No? Why/Why not? If you could change the title, what would it be? Is it only one book/manga or are there others? Yeah? No? Maybe? If there are, would you read them? Yeah? No? Do the Yeah and No questions annoy you? Yeah? No? PM me the answers if you want. Yeah you can copy-paste this if you want. Just made this up randomly.
Yes I have.
For books, Deltora Quest books 1,2 and 3, Song of the Lioness Quartet, The Immortals Quartet, The Circle of Magic Quartet, the Protector of the Small Quartet and The Key to Rondo. For manga, just Naruto.
Yes, yes I did.
Nah, too many of them.
Cool to all of them.
Mostly Adventure with some Romance in the books. Humour and Adventure in Naruto.
Emily Rodda and Tamora Pierce. Yeah! They're epic! They're books are so good its like watching a movie in your head.
I wouldn't bother, too many books to change. Naruto will stay the same.
Yes there are more. Yeah, I pretty much read them all except for Naruto Shippuden and The Circle of Magic Quartet.
Don't pay attention to the Yes No questions.
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
Girls Don't realize these things:
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
FRIENDS: Are for a while
FRIENDS: say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world
FRIENDS: say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
Annoying things to do on an elevator:
2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
4) MEOW occasionally.
5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
6) SAY -DING at each floor.
7) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
9) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new underwear on."
10) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
11) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
12) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
13) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
14) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
15) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
16) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
17) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
18) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
29) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
20) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
21) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:
My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is freak cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
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