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Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean. I've decided that my bio desperately needs to be redone. So here it goes. My name's Alaina, and I have a problem. I'm very ILL. Are you ILL as well? Then join ILL! I'd give you the link, except it won't work.... I live in Canada. I'm going to be a star! Yes, a movie star. No, I do not want to be a burning ball of gas. But really, my goal in life is to be an actress. I love Pirates of the Caribbean and the Lord of the Rings-the books, and especially the twins. Okay. Well. Why Leggy Doesn't Smile has been reposted! Finally. There's a lot of crap going on around here right now, but I'm hoping to start posting more. Please review! I love you all. | |||||||
1. Move Over Broadway » reviewsSome things aren't what you expect, and some things don't have the first thing in common.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-19-05 - Published: 10-16-052. The Joys of the Modern World » reviewsSet today, the elves are back on earth. And Legolas and Glorfindel discover the joys of... fanfiction? Chapter 15Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 9-26-05 - Published: 8-27-033. Where'd the Plotline Go? » reviewsThis started out as a sentence-by-sentence story at a sleepover while waiting for breakfast. Obviously it's developed a bit since then, but we thought we'd post it anyway. yeah huh! Enjoy and review!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-1-04 - Published: 2-21-034. Why Leggy Doesn't Smile » reviewsEver wonder why Legolas doesn't smile once throughout Lord of the Rings (FotR, NOT the extended version)? This is why. Reposted, with a higher rating. Please, if you still think it's too low, let me know.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-30-04 - Published: 6-30-045. Ellarohir » reviewsIf I told you one day I suddenly heard these two voices in my head you'd think I was mad..." But what if I wasn't so mad, what if there were elves fresh from Valinor in my head?Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-30-03 - Published: 12-28-036. And the Worlds Came Crumbling Down » reviewsWhat if everything you thought was real wasn't? And everything you thought was a story, existed in another world.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-21-03 - Published: 8-22-037. But I'm a Dude, Dude! » reviewsWhat happens when a typical moronic, macho, homophobic guy ends up stuck in the body of a beautiful Mary Sue? Read and find out...Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-16-03 - Published: 8-26-038. Don't Look Back reviewsSome things were just not meant to be. (WE-sorta)Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-18-039. Unseen, Unknown » reviewsChapter 3 now up! Your atypical poor-ickle-leggy-weggy-is-abused story but with a slight twist. Legolas isn't the one being abused.Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-27-03 - Published: 6-26-0310. Starring Laina! » reviewsWhat havoc will Laina wreck on poor middle earth! COMPLETED Review. You know you want to. My first fic, which would be why the beginning is awful. May or may not repost eventually. Check author's page for sequel! (I promise it will be better.)Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,160 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-22-03 - Published: 1-3-03 - Complete
