I've found that a lot of fanfiction is boring. Same old plot, reused and rehashed. It's just not fun anymore. I'm on a mission to help all the authors out there come up with truly sensational, truly unique stories that everyone would sit back and say 'wow' after reading. If I happen to review your story, please take my advice into consideration. It could really take your story from good to great!

I'm a 21-year-old college student. I've been reading fanfiction for a long time, going on ten years. I know all of the generic plots a thousand times over, and it's about damn time someone called authors out on it. I could care less about grammar and spelling (unless it's COMPLETELY ridiculous), as that's something that is easily fixed. A bad plot, however, is something a little harder to remedy.

And now for my only internet meme (I edited it to make it more accurate):

Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans

Normal people: say "Oh my God"

YuGiOh fans say "Oh my RA!" (But hopefully, only in cosplay. Otherwise, you sound like an idiot.)

Normal people say "Shut up and do me!"

YuGiOh fans say "Shut up and duel me!"

Normal people think bad guys are one-eyed, scarred burly men.

YuGiOh fans know there is nothing better than a couple of white and blond haired criminals to make it all better.

Normal people when being chased yell "HELP ME, SOMEBODY!"

YuGiOh fans when being chased will go into an alleyway long enough to pull out their deck and challenge the opposition to a duel.

Normal people get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.

YuGiOh fans run outside to try to catch a glimpse of the Winged Dragon of Ra.

Normal people would go to the beach for a vacation.

YuGiOh fans would go to Egypt to try to find the lost city of Kul Elna.

Normal people would be scared when they see people in purple trench coats chasing them.

YuGiOh fans would be extra scared because Kaiba is fully capable of killing them and getting away with it.

Normal people get freaked out when they see people on motorcycles.

YuGiOh fans know that it is probably just some Egyptian slut with a personality disorder.

Normal people think YugiOh is just a stupid children's card game.

YugiOh fans know that Yugioh was not supposed to be about that stupid children's card game.

Normal people think little people are funny!

Yugioh fans think that little people all have the souls of ancient pharaohs inside of them, and thus should be treated with respect.

Normal people are more careful with their money.

Yugioh fans would just spend all their money on cards and cosplays. That shit's expensive.