I'm just a weird/insane 17 year old guy but as you can tell from my name FanFic reading/writing is a guilty pleasure as is anything Tratie (DON'T ASK ME WHY IDK ) so yeah but hi!

Attention, this account is inactive. I come back to check once in a blue moon, but I no longer write, and probably never will. Anyways, don't be afraid to shoot me a PM I might respond...sometime...probably xD.

We created Katcup and Dramione. We invented incest and human/animal fluff. We went where no other author has ever been before, for fear of being molested by canon fans. We did the impossible and wrote the improbable and imagined the unimaginable and loved the illogical. We are the fanfiction authors. Add your name to the list is YOU are proud of being a fanfiction author - Momentarily.

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Current Favorite Pairings (ones that i enjoy reading for, and might write for)

1. Tratie

2. Pothena

3. Percabeth

4. Thalico

Neutral Pairings (Eh don't love em' don't hate them)

1. Rico

2. Peracheal (It works sometimes)

3. Perlia

4. Jasper (JasonXPiper)

5. Peo (PiperXLeo)

5. Gruniper (GroverXJuniper) (is that right?)

Hate Pairings (mostly M/M slash)

1. Puke (PercyXLuke) *(The name says it all)

2. Pico (PercyXNico) (Just no)

3. Pason (PercyXJason) (Ewwww)

4. Dercy (PercyXDionysus) (O.o EWWWWWWWWWWW)

5. Pretty much any other M/M slash pairing

6. Pertamis (overall it's a good pairing but EVERYONE messes it up...although i have read a few good ones like "Lord Perseus and the Forbidden Love")

44 things i would do for a girl

1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly and touch her face.

are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it.

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19- NEVER ignore her.
20-tell her the way you feel about her!

oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-Tell her she means everything to you
23-tell her what feels good
24-make her feel loved
25-kiss her in front of other girls you know

26-don't lie to her
27-dont cheat on her
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-instant message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you

are you still reading this? u better be, its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her

remember this next time you are with her

36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her. (if you mean it)
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.)
44. Always Remind her how much you love her.

youll never know when she needs just a lil more love

repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose the one you care about the most!! Guys Repost: "44 things i would do for a girl"
Girls Repost: 44 things a girl would die for

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have never watched Laguna beach, The O.C., or the Hills and never will, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/tv show/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are only reading this profile 'cause your bored and have nothing to do copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever bought a game because it had a freakin' awesome looking character in it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...), Jenova Remnant (afterwards, my friends called the event the floor hug), DestinyGamer (don't ask...) CommodoreZelda13 (Yeah, I'm a freak. Deal with it) Mysticyoshie (At school with all my books) The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Sparrowflight, Silverstar's Shadow, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, crystalwolfberri, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mthologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader

If you have ever gotten a good idea for a fanfic while sleeping, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever called someone by the wrong name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Vampires shouldn't sparkle copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: In the Closet FanFic Reader,

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(What if you don't know how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(I think something got lost in the translation)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use on Mars?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No duh Sherlock)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Children's Asprin:
Warning: Keep Away From Children
(How are they supposed to get the medicine?)

Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire
(WOW! I'm amazed and enlightened!)

Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
(So... You first.)

Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
(No comment...)

Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
(Um... How? I always thought frisbees were just one little disc...)

Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(Wouldn't they be already dead?)

Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
(Yummy! Hair dye!)

Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
(Well darn, I was planning on just enchanting the picture!)

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

(\ _ /)
(O.o )

This is bunny.

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

PLeAsE pUt ThIs in yOu'Re ProFilE:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". yeah right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? !

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fricken floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the heck can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?!?

YOUR GUY SIDE

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox (:( )
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 21 (Well i am a guy so this was the hoped result)

YOUR GIRL SIDE

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. (just no)
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink.
xGo to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kd.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 3 (Well im not a girl so...)

PREP

X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 3 (I hate preps)

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 2 (If your not a prep u generally dislike them and I like Hot Topic and it is not just for goths and emos, and I'm neither)

PUNK

X You can skateboard
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3 (I'm not very punk...)

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's.(usually)
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 7 (I actually thought I was a major geek, and apparentley I am)

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 2 (true...)

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 3 (never)

PONDER THIS

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals?

List twelve of your characters from your fandom

1. Leo

2. Percy

3. Nico

4. Annabeth

5. Thalia

6. Tyson

7. Katie

8. Travis

9. Kronos

10. Poseidon

11. Bianca

12. Grover

1. Have you ever read a Four/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

o.O...Annabeth and Bianca? Just...no

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes...pretty hot but not as hot as my girlfriend (I love you babe!)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uh...?? The universe would 'Splode cuz thats impossible, Travis ain't a sea-horse and grover ain't gay

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah...lots

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW gay incest...with a cyclops...X.X Dies

6. four/Nine or four/Ten? Why?

I have to say 4/10 cuz of the whole Annabeth/Luke thing.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She would throw up and run away screaming, oh and juniper and annabeth would kill grover and percy respectively. (btw EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.

I think I got ahold of some bad Shrooms (DONT READ THIS FIC)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

GOD NO!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

(This would NEVER happen btw) Gardner knows best

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I'm Awesome (that would be his theme song)

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Massive Flirting, and a scared pant-less satyr

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

The other day, shes in like all of them.

Ipod Shuffle Quiz: One Trick Pony

1: IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY:
I Gotta Feeling: Black-Eyed Peas

2: WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Boomin(Bonus Remix): tobyMac feat Shonlock (Awesome!!)

3: WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Give me your Eyes: Brandon Heath (hmmm...interesting)

4: HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Get This Party Started: tobyMac (Yeah!)

5: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Blink: Revive (Listen to the song it makes sense!)

6: WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Tik Tok: Ke$ha (well kinda)

7: WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Hey, Soul Sister: Train (…no comment)

8: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Hold On: tobyMac (listen to the song and I do sometimes)

9: WHAT IS 22?
Dive (:/ I dont get it)

10: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Movin': Group One Crew (is that an omen?)

11: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Pure: Super Chick (hmmmmmm)

12: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
It's Killing Me: dcTalk (life does kill you)

13: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Crazy Frog in the House: Crazy Frog (hahaha :D)

14: WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Whoomp (There it is): Crazy Frog (hehehe dirty...>;P)

15: WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
We Are the Champions: Crazy Frog (hahaha they agree)

16: WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Down On the Corner: Street Corner Symphony [The Sing Off] (thats like my favorite song!)

17: WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

So Long Self: Mercy Me (freeeaaakkkkkyyyy)

18: WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Dance: Newsboys (nonono I cant dance to save my life)

19: WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Im a Gummy Bear: Gummibär (Nooooooo my secret is out! Don't Eat MEEEEE)

20: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Rawkfist: Thousand Foot Cruch (hmmmmm)

21: WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Revolution (NO I shall rule my minions with an iron fist! >:) )

22: HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Something Beautiful: Newsboys (My death will be beautiful? sniffle how poetic!)

23: WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Intro: Crazy Frog (cant think of any relevance)

24: WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Starry Night: Chris August (They do make me happy)

25: WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Kyrie: Mr. Mister (it is sniffle a beautiful song sniffle)

26: WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Until the Whole World Hears: Casting Crowns (is that a yes?)

27: WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
My Own Little World: Matthew West (my world is scary...i see dead people O.o)

28: DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Supernatural: dcTalk (WAIT...a ghost has a crush on me?)

29: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Fine: JaymesReunion (nothing funny here)

30: WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Unbreakable: FireFlight (soooo nothing does?)

31: WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
One Trick Pony: mercyme (this is an one trick pony?)

post this on your profile if you hate justin beiber, think he sounds like a girl, think he's 5 years old, and only has his music to make fun of him. also if your not one of those die-hard fans that travel hours to see him, cry when he sings, and never wash your hand when he touches it in a concet. add your name if you hate JB: KNDnumbuh007, rachpop15, buddygirl1004(all 5 of us!), In the Closet Fanfic Reader

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.(there are so many!)

if you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate people who swear becouse they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Danielle)

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? (green)

3. Your first initial? (A)

4. Your month of birth? (March)

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (White )

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.(Kyle)

7. Your favorite number? (17)

8. Do you like California or Florida more? (Florida)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (Lake)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (Going to keep that one to myself, or it won't come true)

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person (Yep!)

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are Conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (Yeah, I guess)

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (YAY)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. (Nah already did that with Danielle)

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. )

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. (interesting...)

6. This person is your best friend. (HEY! How did you know that? 0.0)

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. (Good)

8. If you choose.

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person. (Yep)

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday..

(REALLY? O.O YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!)

20 Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth.

2) Favorite guy character? Beckendorf

3) Favorite girl character? Annabeth

4) Favorite god? Poseidon, he's the most powerful and chilled

5) Favorite goddess? Artemis, shes a 12 year old girl...who could pulverize you to a fine dust and then drink it

6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? Poseidon, always. He is awesome! And the nicest

7) Is Luke hot? ….ewwww im a guy so no o.o...

8) Would you join the hunters? Would I even be allowed to? Seeing as I'm a you know GUY? And no cuz I got Dani.

9) Archery or sword fighting? Sword

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging.

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hestia.

12) Favorite book? The Last Olympian

13) Least favorite? BotL

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year round. I don't wanna miss out on all the fun!

15) Favorite couple? Tratie (even if that might not be in the book)

16) Are you a demi-god? HELL YEAAHHHH.

17) Who would be your parent? Poseidon

18) Favorite minor character? Ethan Nakumara

19) Ethan or Luke? Well Ethan is more awesome

20) Favorite monsters? Drakon's

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (u do realize being Irish means your LESS likely to be one right?)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear skirts A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (o.o whats is this referring to?)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (well most of the time)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (no I have 1 girlfriend whom I love)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid (Im white and I love fried chicken and koolaid)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Real Christians are SUPPOSED to be accepting and kind...hateful Christians are ruining our image)
I'm Mixed, so I must be screwed up. (im assuming it means mixed races?)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK, so I must think that JESUZ WAS A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. THATS CALLED BEING AN INDIVUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (nope)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I must love watermelon!
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(Grr, MY FRIENDS ALREADY CALL ME PALE ENOUGH! I DON"T NEED IT FROM YOU!!)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Just a bit...XD)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (its not my fault people hate me)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I DO HAVE HYGIENE HEALTH IT JUST GETS GREASY!!!!!!!!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (*sobs*First my friends and NOW the COMPUTER?!)

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud, and obnoxious.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I dont get it :/)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (that would be a TERRIBLE thing to do!
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (I don't even know my stereotype...)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.(It doesn't matter if were white or black we all do it.)

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (I just dont like it!)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.(they just cant handle my awesomeness)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,I MUST be having cyber sex. (Wahhh?)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (So true...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I have plenty of friends inside my books O.o)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Um... What's the point of this!?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.(Though, TYPING the words...)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (EVERYONE has their childish moments...)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (A what???)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s (I wish I was australian)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (I get angry I dont cry :P)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (It ain't your buisness!)

37 Things to do in an Elevator
1.

Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37.Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

God is whispering. Do you hear him? Can you feel the power in his voice? Does he guide you? Does he save you from the dark depths of hell? If he does,
Copy and Paste this on your profile!

The cookie gods are angry. You have stolen the last box of Oreo's! How could you?! They will hunt you down, for you are to dangerous to be left alive! Which sucks for you!
The only way to save yourself is to copy and paste this on your profile!

If you're completly random like me, post this on your profile!

If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile!

If people annoy you on a regular basis, post this on your profile!

If you cant figure out how to work an electric can opener, post this on your profile!

If you have ever had to watch six ours of Wow! Wow! Wubzy!, post this on your profile! (Little sisters O.o)

If, when you imagine the charcters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!

If you've ever bitten into a banana with the peel still on it, post this on your profile!

If you have ever spent over six hours wathcing hilarious videos, post this on your profile!

If you have ever spent six hours on youtube watching random videos, post this on your profile!

If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile!

If you have ever been so bored that nothing you do ever seems fun, post this on your profile!

It was a cold winters night,
When two dead soldiers got in a fight,
Then they shot each other in the head,
And knocked each other stone cold dead.

Two deaf policeman heard the noise,
And went to arrest those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this wild tale,
Ask the blind man,
He saw it too.

Two guys were sitting in a bar.

They start up a conversation. One says, "Hey where did you used to live?"

"142 Elm Street"

"No way, me too."

"What did your dad do for a living?"

"He was a teacher."

"No way, me too!"

Where did you go to school?"

"Cambridge Elementary"

"You have got to be kiddin', me too."

A little farther down the bar another guy is really confused by this, so he turns to the guy next to him.

"What the heck is goin' on over there?"

"Nothin. The Wilson twins are drunk again."

I, In the Closet Fanfic Reader, promise to do everything in my power to review every story that I read regardless of age, rating, or pairing.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile and take up the review revolution, for those of us who hate when you have 500 hits, and 1 review.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you've ever checked your story for reviews over 5 times in one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can think of a song in relation to almost anything, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you smack books when the charecters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I didn't expect to paste so much.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK THAT PERCY JACKSON IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!

If you love Tratie , copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks,copy and paste this into your profile.

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

If you know how to copy and paste this on your profile well you know the drill.

If you have so much "Copy&Paste" stuff on your profile you think you deserve an award for it Cop&Paste this onto your profile. "Where's my trophy?"

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. (YES)

You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.

When she misses you, she's hurting inside.

When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.

When she walks away from you mad, follow her.

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.

When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.
When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she ignores you, give her your attention.

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared, protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does.

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

Don't let her have the last word.

Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful is so much better.

Say you love her more than she could ever love you.

Argue that she is the best girl ever.

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk to her about it, because 10 yrs later she'll still remember it.

Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Let her into your world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"

After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd read it too

95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself, copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who wold have a video camera and be yelling 'JUMP!!' while laughing. 'ha ha

••) .•).•.•) .•)
(.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5

[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
4] Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13
[5] First LOOK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
[7] I just wanna say hi
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6
[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8
[13] Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3

[15] You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take My Space ( go Facebook!) pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/My Space.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

13. your sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur profile

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

////\\\\ GO NINJAS!!! Post
this on your profile
\\\\//// page if you are a ninja!

The Stairs
Tripped UP
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Have
You
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On
Put This

If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because she once liked Percy doesn't make her the worst girl in the series! If you think people should stop hating on Rachel Dare, copy and paste.

RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS

"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."

"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."

"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."

"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."

"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"

"I ran with scissors, and lived!"

"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"

"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"

"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"

"Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."

"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?"

"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"

"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."

My favorite: Russian Reversalism

I) In America you break law, in Soviet Russia law breaks you.

II) In America we have "In god we trust" printed on our money, in Soviet Russia we have no money

III) In Soviet Russia president assassinates you.

IV) In Soviet Russia anime watches you.

V) In Soviet Russia Apple eats you.

VI) In Soviet Russia Zero divides by you.

VII) In Soviet Russia Horse ride you.

VIII) In Soviet Russia Goddamn door closes you. (I write tragedies not sins)

IX) Pokemon Catch YOU!!

X) In Soviet Russia you have the right to arm bears.

XI) Breaking news this just in "Last night in Soviet Russia a fire was destroyed by a home." OMG WTF BBQ