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... Prolific @ b e s t // Obsessive @ w o r s t ...

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OdoruHiNoKAZE @ hotmail.com

Oh, how many of you have missed me?? Not enough, obviously, or I would be posting a lot more if you all would just harass the shit out of me. No, just kidding. Seriously. I don't need any more emails while I finish summer exams and ACE them. Oh, and fuck everyone in my goddamn Simpsons/Politics class because they don't know shit. And neither do the people in my Communicaton Between Cultures class. All goddamn idiots. Every last one; especially the moms, which is weird since my assumption would be that they would be more understanding of other cultures and domestic politics.

So on to whatever else is going on?? Not much, just went to the Paramore / No Doubt concert here in the Lou, and that was a fucking fantabulous blast. Seriously, Hayley Williams is my fucking idol and I would totally do her if I had the chance. But on to less important/more realistic things; everyone wants to see the new Harry Potter movie. Or rather, everyone already has, and has left me out of the loop. I'm going Sunday, in case you were wondering.

The Dragonball Evolution movie is crap, even with S. Chow producing, which is depressing.

Transformers 2 rocked my world, and I am seriously head-over-heels for Bumblebee in a creepy, sexual kind of way.

Everyone should watch Zombie Loan; and if you haven't, torrent it because Chika and Shito kick ass in a fucked-up, scary kinda way whilst switching body parts and blowing up sexy/demonic/lesbian zombie-esque monsters.

Oh, and hooray for gay clubs because everyone should go once in their life. And they should totally bring foreign people who are totally gay because that's just asking to have a good, drunken night. Just so long as your dress isn't too short and you don't have to pull over on the side of the highway to throw up and hope no cops see you... (I was SO not the drive, btw).

Check out The Medic

Before reading just about me, don't forget to check out my other account, The Medic.

"The hilarious account of a zombie attack on a small college town. Includes SoRiku, AkuRoku, and Cloud/Leon. Also, the occasional vampire, warlock, and a psychic or two. ...okay, so it's just crazy. Whatever." ~ ripped from our bio.

"Sora was getting pretty good at handling strange news. Riku being in love with him? Check. Roxas dating a gay vampire? Check. But a sinister undead plot to destroy the city? …That was definitely pushing it." ~ ripped from the summary.

So go check out The Medic and let me know what you think of the joint effort. We stayed up many a night/super-early-morning at Denny's drinking massive amounts of coffee and practically having panic attacks (Roxas, anyone??) from caffeine overdose.

"I'm an addict
for dramatics,
I confuse the two for love..."
Liar, Taking Back Sunday

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let's compare scars, I'll tell you whose is worse
Let's rewrite these pages and replace them with our own words..."
Swing Life Away, Rage Against

UPDATE (blood explosion) EXTRAORDINAIRE!!
I have just started watching Ouran High School Host Club and have come to finally accept twincest despite my former unconditional hate for it. My Sora MUSE (who entirely knows who she is) can and will be put at fault this time. So yes, my newest love just so happens to be Hikaru of Ouran High School Host Club. But I'm curious...

...where has my Kaoru gone?

Ah, alrighty. Updated bio time.

Name: Sonja
Age: 22
D.O.B.: 2.9.87
Location: The STL
Email: OdoruHiNoKAZE at hotmail dot com
AIM: OPTfatalist
LJ: OdoruHiNoKAZE (under massive construction... but friend me anyway!!)
Betas: 1/2 of The Medic, Beutelmaus, and Mikomi-Kiyoko
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts, Gundam Wing, Full Metal Alchemist, Final Fantasy VIII, Ouran High School Host Club, YuYu Hakusho, and Red vs. Blue
Anime: Gundam Wing, Hellsing, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Serial Experiments Lain, Ranma 1/2, Chobits, Gravitation, Ouran High School Host Club, Sukisho!, YuYu Hakusho, Sensitive Pornograph, My Neighbor Totoro, Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle (I should really say all things Studio Ghibli) ... and Red vs. Blue doesn't count as anime but it needs to go somewhere...
Games: Kingdom Hearts I & II, Final Fantasy: II, III, VII, VIII, IX, III (DS release), Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, Digital Devil Saga (SMT), Persona 2, Tomb Raider, Grandia II, Tales of Symphonia, Call of Duty 3, Halo & Halo 2 & Halo 3, Bomberman, Condemned, UNO via XBL with video chat...

Pairings:

AkuRoku
SoRiku
Cloud X Leon
Squeifer
1x2
Caboose X Donut
Church X Tex
Church X Tucker
Church X Caboose
Hitachiincest
Kyouya X Tamaki
Haruhi X Tamaki
MC X Cortana

Pairings I hate to admit to:

Axel x OC (yes, that's right...)
AkuSo
AkuRiku
Edward X OC
Duo X OC
Church X OC
Tucker X Tex

Quotes:

"Abso-fucking-lutely."
"You make me wanna punch babies in the face!" ~ Brett
"I know you're ignoring me because it only rang twice!" ~ 1/2 of The Medic
"Crapping should be a marathon, not a 100-meter dash." ~ Brett
"I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie." ~ Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing
"Got it memorized?" ~ Axel, Kingdom Hearts II
"He made me feel... like I had a heart." ~ Axel, Kingdom Hearts II
"I think I liked it better when they were on my side!" ~ Axel, Kingdom Hearts II
"You're a lesbian by default because you're afraid of penises."

Red vs. Blue
...a dedication to the world's smallest sub-fandom...

Before I start on my rant, the guys and girls of Rooster Teeth are abso-fucking-lutely amazing and I am happy to say that not only have I met them, but I've glomped Donut, or at least the guy who plays Donut. I've also spoken with Joel aka Caboose, who makes wonder how the hell he manages to function IRL. Anyway, the Red vs. Blue universe is a fandom inside a fandom, thus making it the smallest sub-fandom ever I'm pretty sure. As I went through the mere seven pages of romance fanfiction that makes up the Halo fandom I came to the sudden realization that almost all of it fucking sucks. I mean, some of it is really bad. So I have decided to commit to memory the personalities of my favorite characters to properly devise a strategy to eliminate this mainly shit-filled shisno of a sub-fandom. I will focus roughly ten percent of my free time to researching Red vs. Blue, the characters, and other shitty fanfics to bring you a wonderful multi chapter story based on the one and only Red vs. Blue!!

I know it sounds a little excessive... but have any of you attempted to read some of these fics?? This one person made a crapload of lists that people actually reviewed... another person wrote a script that was almost entirely dialogue - occassionally broken with actual actions - and another person put them in high school. All of them. With a load of OCs. Not to mention that those first two things are against the guidelines of the site - no lists, no scripts... And all of the writing is pretty bad. Not entirely horrible, but in addition to the writing you've also got the PWP thing going on. I have to save this sub-fandom. I just have to.

So on to my favorite fucking quotes...

Church: Me and Tucker will go through the teleporter and cut him off at the pass! Tucker, you ready?
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that nobody could drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: And? So? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot and covered in black stuff.
Church: So that's what this is about - you're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes, I am. I'm afraid of black stuff.

Church: So how are you doing Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: I think so. That guy Tex is really a robot... and you're his boyfriend... So that makes you... a gay robot.
Church: ... Yeah, that's right. I'm a gay robot.

Church: You don't know anything about the aliens who programmed you?
Gary: Correct. Instead, they filled all my memory banks with information about The Great Destroyer and his race.
Church: You mean humans.
Gary: That is not what they call you, but correct.
Church: Why? What do they call us?
Gary: ... Shisno.
Church: That's an insult, isn't it.
Gary: Perhaps this can be best explained in the form of a knock-knock joke. Knock, knock.
Church: Who's there?
Gary: You are.
Church: You are who?
Gary: You are a dirty, dirty shisno. Ha, ha, ha.
Church: All right, what does it mean?
Gary: What is the most foul-smelling animal on your planet?
Church: Umm... a skunk. Wait, so shisno means skunk?
Gary: Not exactly. Does a skunk defecate?
Church: Yes...
Gary: And does the skunk's defecation in turn produce its own excrement?
Church: Eww, no!
Gary: Then there is no equivalent for shisno in your language.

Frank DuFresne: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.
O'Malley: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely" and after the word "violent" include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire."

Grif: You think they'll show up?
Simmons: Well, my gut says no but then again my gut's made of an advanced polymer and it doesn't know what the hell it's talking about. Stupid gut.

Church: All right, get ready to launch Operation Circle of Confusion.
Tucker: Uh, Church? It kinda looks more like a triangle from down here.
Church: What?
Tucker: I'm just saying, it doesn't look much like a circle. It looks more like we're forming a triangle. Just a side note.
Church: Okay, fine. Triangle of Confusion! Rhombus of Terror! Parabola of Mystery! Who cares? Get the goddamn show on the road!

Church: I didn't want to mess with the timeline.
Caboose: Time... line? (sighs) Time isn't made out of lines! It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.

Grif: That chick with the black armor is back!
Donut: What chick? The one who stuck a grenade to my head?
Simmons: That's the one.
Donut: The one who's the reason why I'm in this light red armor?
Grif: Donut, I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but it's so much faster just to say pink.
Donut: Oh, I've been waiting for this... (runs to the edge of the base at Sheila) Donut: Hey bitch! Remember me? I saved something for ya! (tosses a grenade at Tex and Sheila)
Tucker: (Simmons and Griff watch the grenade, Lopez/Church watch the grenade, and Tucker and Caboose watch the grenade) Wow. That girl has some arm...
Tex: (grenade lands in Tex's lap) Oh crap.
Donut: Hell yeah! Three points, you dirty whore!

Current Projects:

Campus Club Crusaders! // Kingdom Hearts II
// Chapter 4 out of X posted //
College is hard when your rival got the Captains position you wanted, your roommate won't shut up about the 7th Harry Potter book, and your best friend's greatest joy is humiliating you. Riku just wants a break but what he gets is... /AU/ /AkuRoku/ /SoraRiku/

Cerulean's Just Another Word for Blue // Kingdom Hearts II
// Axel/Riku POV, Chapter 6 out of X posted //
Life's giving me enough crap, thanks to some unwanted feelings for my best friend. Throw two blue eyed twins into the mix and well...you get the idea. Nothin' like a little healthy competition and disorderly conduct to make my day. /AU/ /AkuRoku/ /SoraRiku/

No Reason // Kingdom Hearts II
// Roxas's POV, Chapter 7 out of 10 posted //
Switching schools in the middle of the year is hard. It's even harder when you fall for the weirdest kid in school. Throw in the miniscule fact that so called kid is a guy and the word 'outcast' takes on a whole new meaning. / AkuRoku /

Something About Shopping Lists // Kingdom Hearts II
// Axel's POV, Chapter 3 out of X posted //
Axel loves shoping lists, so it's no surprise when he helps the confused looking blond kid while at work. Axel's not 'like that' but it's obvious his new friend is and he finds himself dealing with some strange feelings for the blond. /AU/ /AkuRoku/ /SoraRiku/

The So-Called End // Kingdom Hearts II
// Axel's POV / 3rd person POV, Chapter 1 out of X posted //
I don’t know how many times I pointed it out to him that it wouldn’t work. They were too different, and love does NOT conquer all. Especially first love. Typical as it may sound, especially coming from me, but that was the truth of the matter. /AU/ /SoraRiku/

Gamertags and Screennames // Kindom Hearts II
// 3rd person POV, Chapter 1 out of X posted //
Riku can only laugh as Axel attempts to teach Sora how to hold a controller in between his unrealistic efforts to attain Rank 50. Sadly, being pistol whipped into oblivion by his rival, NoXIII, seems to be the only thing Axel does right. /AU/ /AkuRoku/ /SoRiku/

In the Works

Famous by Default // Kingdom Hearts II
// There is nothing better than anything Axel related... New Summary!! //
"Do you even know who we are? ... the Visual Sensation of massive proportions, we're the Xfactor."
Axel and Riku are the J-Rock duo Xfactor, and their newest publicity stunt has sent them to retrieve two young ladies - the winners of their "Win a date with Xfactor" - for a weekend of shopping, conferences, and dates. When they come to the realization that the winners of their contest are actually boys, things take an interesting turn... Much madness and Gravitation-esque outfits ensue!!

The Station // Kingdom Hearts II
// Chapter 2 of X completed //

...Daikirai...Kurushimi...Goshou... // Fullmetal Alchemist
In the works, a - please do not flame me yet! - story about Edward temporarily attending the Eastern Alchemic and Technological Institute for the Gifted to find a rogue alchemist who is incinerating students. His partner, Valentine Blanc, is a weapons specialist that will accompany Edward in place of Al, who cannot attend the school because of his appearance. However, he discovers that somehow Valentine is tied to the rogue alchemist and he sets out to find out why...

Monster - Goemul - // Gundam Wing
// In the works as well!! I will have to repost because I was having issues with ff dot net. //
\ 1st in a series \ Duo and Heero take refuge in a new age boarding school just outside St. Louis, MO where they meet a kumiho named Adora. She has a score to settle and the two pilots find themselves involved, not sure if they'll make it out alive... / 1x2 /

Possible Projects:

10 reasons why I hate red and khaki (working title) // Kingdom Hearts II
// Working at 4:00am is never fun, especially when it's every freaking day. I dedicate this to all the Logistics/FLOW members at Target that I don't hate. //
Axel hates his job. Unfortunately his job pays well and leaves him daylight to sleep and weekends free. At some point during training with the WAVE - which he still had no idea what the acronym stood for - he discovers the strong urge to molest his Team Lead, Roxas. Upon promptly falling out of the WAVE and ten feet to the floor, he also realizes that said Team Lead also has a ring on his finger... and beautiful blue eyes. /AU/ /AkuRoku/

Waiting to Remember (working title) // Kingdom Hearts II
The last time he saw my face and saw me was the night he told me he loved me. After that... everything changed. Riku never was careful about walking home at night. He probably never even saw the car. My best friend and then some... didn't even recognize my face after that.
That was three years ago. We've always lived together, but after the accident I didn't have much of a choice. Not that I didn't want to help him; I love him. He asked me if he was gay once, and I laughed at him. Never have answered the question either! What am I supposed to say? Yes, Riku, you are gay. And you love me and want to have in-the-butt sex. Best friends or not, even I wouldn't hang around after that.
I don't really know how Axel puts up with me. Maybe the real question is why I even bother. I'm still waiting around for him, for Riku. Maybe one day he'll remember me. /AU/ /SoraRiku/ /SoraAxel/ /AkuRoku/

Misfortunes of the Shadow King // Ouran High School Host Club
// Oh for the love of God, someone needed to do it!! //
Kyouya is the brains behind the entire Host Club operation, keeping everyone in line as well as making their endeavor profitable - albeit by a tiny margin. So what happens when a sudden budding romance decides to eat away at his heart, causing a miscalculation in finances that nearly bankrupts the entire Host Club?? / Kyouya X Tamaki /

Untitled // Ouran High School Host Club
// Unofficially, my OTP for this anime //
I have no plot, except I am fucking tired of seeing angsty romances between the Hitachiin twins. So this will be non-angst, non-PWP and pro-plot, pro-fluff. That's about it for now.

Hiatus:

Leave it up to you // FFVIII
// Is permanently on hiatus since my iPod crashed and lost all its data... //
It had been three years since Seifer Almasy had escaped from Ultimecia's Castle. However, in those three years, his mentality and sanity had been virtually shattered. He was not Seifer Almasy, he was known only as the ‘Sorceress' Knight'. /Squiefer/ /OC/

The Master Chief totally has the hots for Cortana, btw.

~ my hips don't lie, and neither do Axel's ~