This is a poem (as poetic as I get) I wrote in dedication to that stupid girls are apples analogy:

Girls

Are not Apples

Apples are inanimate objects

That people eat and throw away

Dont waste your time waiting for someone to climb a tree

If you truly want someone, which

you very well may not

go

and

get

him

Anyway, after that poem you probably have an idea of what kind of person I am but I like talking/writing about myself so I'll just keep going.

My name is Thayet at least thats what I'll be going by here and if ever you find yourself in the position you can call me that. I am 2000 years old and I'm aiming for 9000. I had lived on mars for the majority of my existence but recently took up residence on earth for reasons unknown even to myself perhaps in my greaat age and experience I thought living on a planet with an increasing level of C02 in the atmosphere would be a good idea. Maybe I'm going senile in my old age.

I like eating, reading, writing, painting, dancing, fancy weapons, candy, cats, sleeping, dreaming, the colors blue, gray, silver, green and purple, skulls, music, singing, hiding, my computer, my own opinion (I'm arrogant what?).

I dislike people who talk down to me, people who favorite but dont review, mcdonalds, cheap halloween costumes, people who wear slutty clothes but defend themselves by saying they aren't letting the restraints of a modest world hold them down (if you want to be slutty just be slutty), excelerated global warming, people who think slumming is cool, the sweet overripe smell of dead fruit, people in general.