Yo! This is my profile! I'm a lover of reading and this was cheaper than going to the bookstore every other day for a new book. KnightlyDeathWish and I are great friends! We'll sometimes comment together as we read. He keeps me in line and vice versa. We are two parts of a whole crazy and love messing with your minds.

Wonderful. Knightly manage to convince me to fill this out at least partially. So here it goes.

Name: It starts with a K and is spelled funny.

Age: Between 1 and 99

Home: I live somewhere in the universe on a mainly blue planet with splotches of green and white.

Gender: I'm almost positive I'm female. If I wasn't someone would have told me otherwise by now, right?

Occupation/Job: To drive everyone I meet either insane or to drink. A combination of the two is preferred. Oh! And hopefully an author, one that will make you wait weeks for updates and write things only half way decent!

Here are a few of my favorite things: I enjoy keeping people guessing on the state of sanity, very few of my friends know the line. I enjoy embarrassing the people around me. I enjoy drawing anime and painting scenery. I like chocolate milk and oreos. Music and reading are good things. Anime and manga are part of my life. And I love making fun of romance novels. (Twilight is included though I don't even consider it a novel.) Cake is pretty high on this list as well... Mmm... Cake...

I hate many things including, but not limited to, any type of bug, fish, racist bastards, sexists, 'players,' and excessively rude people. Mary-sues are my archenemy most of the time. There are exceptions. Especially since crack stories make me happy.

Other random stuffs:
-I often pull stunts with my friends on a whim, bet, or dare. This has included our hair being dyed purple and green. I wore a hideously orange shirt a lot when we had it dyed green.
-I wear my hair long and I enjoy people being off guard and confused. I am often compared to the sphinx for some reason that alludes me.
-I am unashamed of my ideas and opinions and am fiercely loyal to those proven to be my friends.
-Silly weapons would be frying pans(Tangled), old lady handbags(those really do hurt), wheelchairs, and a tea pot.
-I refuse to leave flames.

Favorites and Other Stuffesses:
-My favorite author list is rather selective. I require several stipulations for that including, but not limited to: at least one complete story, at least three stories I would read multiple times, and a decent update history.
-My favorite stories are more yielding. Basically they are anything I found amusing at the time.
-I switch fandoms fluidly. I've even been know to look into ones that I know either very little or no cannon for. This causes all lists to fluctuate wildly and unpredictably.

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This was just too tempting. So Copy and Paste Time!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke) xPrincessKagurax(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko(current crush), Hotohori, Sasuke(i hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi)Otaku1995(Ichimaru Gin, Asakura Hao, Tao Ren, Uryuu Ishida, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Uchiha Itachi), shiro-otaku10(Hitsugaya Toshiro, Hisagi Shuhei(not anymore), Bankotsu, Abarai Renji, Ed Elric(not anymore), Sasuke (NOT now, i HATE him)), TeenageNeko (Gaara of the dessert, Ulquiorra Cifer), Fear the Silly People (Gaara, Zetsu, Hidan, Kisame, Kakuzu, Waluigi (Don't ask...), King Boo, Reno, Axel, Soul (Sort of), and Pit) LadyTeldra (Light, L, Abel, Cain, Hugue, Tres, Alucard, Gaara, Naruto, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Vanyel, Sesshomaru, Sabastian, Envy, Ed, Pain, Neji, Ulquiorra, Hidan, Orochimaru, Kakashi, Dark, Urahara, the Captain(hellsing), Pip Bernadotte, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy, Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir, and those are just the ones I can think of. Yes, I have very strange tastes, feel free to ask and it will be explained. I cannot guarantee you sanity's safety though.)

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile. (Hehehe. Poor guys. Your only around for our entertainment.)

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile. (Regretfully I do this with nonfictional(real people) writers as well. So keep uploading.)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar (*Cough* Envy *Cough, cough*), put this in your profile. (I am all of these things and very proud of it.)

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE, it is weird. If you agree, copy this to your profile. (I argue with myself all the time losing/winning is a 50/50.)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (For some reason calm wants to be clam and went, want. Not to mention others...)

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. (I had the cops called once...)

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (I'd go for the men, cookies are just a plus.)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Everyone I know is insane.)

Copy and paste this if you've been called and idiot and agreed. (knowingly and accidentally)

If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (People, really? I can read from 7am one day til 8am the next and probably longer if I don't stop until the letter start blurring and start looking like little animals running across the screen.)

Copy and Paste if you read LadyTeldra's entire annoying bio. (Hey, its not as long as some, but I'd probably bash my head in if it was much longer.)