Update: Sept 5th 2008, let it be known that the fic-who-just-wouldn't-die is now finished. It's got mistakes, weirdness, and ugly writing stamped on its forehead, but like a proud lil' mama, (sigh) I can't help but pinch its mug, and smile.

Upcoming stuff? Woooo. There are few strange fics I have kicking around. Mostly oneshots, because they don't take a year to finish. (Technically, it was because my laptop died on me...) but we'll see.

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I'm young enough to know I'm old, and old enough to know I'm full of it.

Angst is easy. Comedy is hard. Brevity is the stuff of heroes.

I'm mostly useless, but in between this thing called non-virtual life, I do dabble in this or that. Feel free to wander to my livejournal for extended enjoyment of this so-called authoress.

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1. Sisyphean Tasks » reviews

Not all who return stay found. Part II: A look at the What If Sasuke Never Really Returned via a thoroughly biased 3rd party. Guest starring: Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and co. Sasu/Saku, Naru/Saku

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,552 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 10-21-07

2. Diagrams reviews

The library, summer, the drawing sitting before them. Philosophy and all the if only's in the world. [SasuSaku]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-27-07 - Published: 10-27-07

3. As Awkward As They Come reviews

The door opened to an unkempt, quasinude, shorthaired, blonde man, who stood scratching the spiral on his stomach. In boxers. With a shotgun. [Sakura has dating problems: Naruto and Sasuke. What's a girl to do? Get even.]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 9-29-07

4. The English Sort of Love reviews

[Becoming Jane] Eight metaphors of grief for the impossible. TomJane

Complete - Jane Austen - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-27-07 - Published: 9-27-07

5. Of Ocean Storms and Philosophy reviews

She still manages to surprise him, and he her. Akigure. Drabble.

Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-12-07 - Published: 8-12-07

6. Sonnet 29 reviews

The Sohmas are used to this slow wait for her death. All save Shigure. AkiGure

Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 7-29-07

7. Completion reviews

Sakura, and this strange concept of 'team.'

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-7-07 - Published: 6-7-07

8. Amnesia reviews

Her memory loss was still confusing, years after the incident passed. Anko and the leftovers of other men's lives.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 4-22-07

9. Numbers reviews

“Numbers matter, and just because you can’t do them, doesn’t make them idiotic.”DHr

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-23-06

10. Drunken Vanilla Splendor reviews

Faye leaves. Spike finds her. She leaves. He finds her. Lather, rinse, and repeat.

Complete - Cowboy Bebop - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06

11. On the Eighth Morning » reviews

A song from somewhere reaches my ears. Loose Drabbles

Complete - Trigun - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-5-05 - Published: 7-29-05