Hey guys! I'm going to tell you about myself. So first you should know that me and my friend started this account together because we wanted to write a story together. So that is why we are called 20 toes. Well my name is Alex (not my real name but I like that name) and my friends name is Dave-don't ask me why she wants to be called that (not her real name either). Here are just some random facts about us.

Here is our disclaimer: We do not own Maximum Ride or any other characters that we choose to write about on this FAN-fiction cite.

ALEX

1. Girl

2. fav color=orange

3. fav animal=horse

4. siblings=one older half-brother

5. hobbies=reading, horseback riding, dancing, writing fan-fics

6. fav books=Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, (and many more!)

7. pairings I love=FAX, and PERCABETH

8. things I love= peanut butter, spell check, reviews, the Internet, and my computer (Felix)

9. things I hate=school, and being interrupted while I'm reading (I don't hate that much stuff)

10. fav foods=resses cups, corn, and noodles (not all together)

Dave

1. girl

2. fav color=green

3. fav animal=giraffe or platypus

4. siblings=one older sis

5. hobbies=playing the piano, reading, swimming

6. fav books=Twilight, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games

7. pairings I love= FAX, TEAM EDWARD (Edward and Bella), and KETTA (Petta and Katniss)

8. things I love= reading, math, and books

9. things I hate=asparagus, getting lost, and waiting

10. fav foods=gum, and salad

11. I'm 12 years old almost 13

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!

9.you get to wear a white lab coat (ooh la la)

10.you can access our stock of cool evil gadgets (aka a blender and toaster.)

11.you get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)

12.you get to wear creepy masks

13. key word: POWER you get lots of it

14.all of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. did i just say that out loud?

15.we get a vacation unlike the jedi's

16.we can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing(though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black)

17.we get to order our minons around

18.when no one is looking, we have funny faces contests

19.we love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it

20.sometimes, we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials

21.HOT BAD GUYS!!!

22.you get to act stupid any time and people are to afrade to lauph at you

23.the reason you joined

•silence is golden, duct tape is silver
•even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
•when life gives you lemons, you squirt them in your enemies eyes
•I didn't hit you I simply high fived your face

Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, and best friends poke each other with straws!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, you say i'm lactose and tolerant!

1 out of 4 people are insane, look at 3 of your friends and if they're not it's you!!!!(if this is you do the awesome copy paste thingy and add it to your profile)

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!!!!!!(if this is you do the awesome copy and paste thingy and add it to your profile)

If You...

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever run into an inanimate object and then blamed it for it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (yay!)

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, chef thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (Bad bugs)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you agree that Fang is Fangalicious, copy this into your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile..

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think those dang kids should give the Rabbit the freaking trix already, copy and paste this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream/strangle a character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone has ever asked you what Maximum Ride is about, and they give you a look that says, do-I-really-hang-out with you? copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to go into a book and kill one of the characters with sproks, put this in your profile

paste this
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if u love music! :D

Try not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech & Sandy Hook
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your file.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

I have a GIANT I mean GIANT GIANT imagination, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya, InuTaiyoukaiGalOfDarkAndLight, tashie1010, ObSeSsEd With ROXAS, animeandmangagirl12, mangafreak14,VyolytSky13, 20 Toes

I am the Girl...
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Sara Darkotter, Starlight Warrior1092,VyolytSky13, 20 Toes

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

9 Things I Don't Like

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the freak?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so.

Friends vs. Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "We screwed up again."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!

Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, and best friends poke each other with straws!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Doon's candle, now that the haze of light from the

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My cousin

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Today Show? I think...

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:42 A.M

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:30 AM

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The air conditioner and my cousin blabbing her mouth.

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This Morning. Putting peaches on a table so that they would ripen up.

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Uhhmm...been staring at my computer screen all day...

9.What are you wearing?

A T-shirt and sleepy shorts

10.Did you dream last night?

Nope

11.When did you last laugh?

Just now...

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Pics of hat boxes, two mirrors, a hat rack, two swan pics, and some flowery wall paper. Don't judge me!!! It's not my room!!!

13.Seen anything weird lately?

My cousin put her legs in my face and said "They're like sticks"

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Uhmm...intersting?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Pirates of the Caribbean 4

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

There's too much to say.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I LOVE READING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do

No more wars.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes

20. George Bush:

Uhm...He's a president right? or was...Eh

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I have no idea!

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

my cousin said Eric, Jonathan, Steven. I like Damian and Jake

u say Justin Bieber,I say Skillet

u say Bruno Mars, I say Breaking Benjamin

u say Lady Gaga, I say Sum41

u say Miley Cyrus, I say Sick Puppies

u say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace

u say Rebecca Black, I say Linkin Park

u say Jonas Brother, I say Green Day

u say Flowers, I say Puddle of Mudd

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DON'T LET ROCK DIE!

This poem is really touching so please read it.

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile

They said had run the light

That caused the six-car pileup

On 109 that night.

When broken bodies lay about

'And blood was everywhere,'

'The sirens screamed out eulogies,'

For death was in the air.

'A mother, trapped inside her car,'

Was heard above the noise;

Her plaintive plea near split the air:

'Oh, God, please spare my boys!'

She fought to loose her pinned hands;

'She struggled to get free,'

But mangled metal held her fast

In grim captivity.

Her frightened eyes then focused

'On where the back seat once had been,'

But all she saw was broken glass and

Two children's seats crushed in.

Her twins were nowhere to be seen;

'She did not hear them cry, '

'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, '

'Oh, God, don't let them die! '

Then firemen came and cut her loose,

'But when they searched the back, '

'They found therein no little boys, '

But the seat belts were intact.

They thought the woman had gone mad

'And was traveling alone, '

'But when they turned to question her, '

They discovered she was gone.

Policemen saw her running wild

And screaming above the noise

'In beseeching supplication, '

Please help me find my boys!

They're four years old and wear blue shirts;

'Their jeans are blue to match.''

'One cop spoke up, ''They're in my car, '

And they don't have a scratch.

They said their daddy put them there

'And gave them each a cone, '

Then told them both to wait for Mom

To come and take them home.

'I've searched the area high and low, '

But I can't find their dad.

'He must have fled the scene, '

'I guess, and that is very bad.'

'The mother hugged the twins and said, '

'While wiping at a tear, '

'He could not flee the scene, you see, '

'For he's been dead a year.'

'The cop just looked confused and asked, '

'Now, how can that be true? '

'The boys said, ''Mommy, Daddy came '

'And left a kiss for you.'' '

He told us not to worry

'And that you would be all right, '

And then he put us in this car with

'The pretty, flashing light. '

'We wanted him to stay with us, '

'Because we miss him so, '

'But Mommy, he just hugged us tight '

And said he had to go.

He said someday we'd understand

'And told us not to fuss, '

'And he said to tell you, Mommy, '

'He's watching over us.'

The mother knew without a doubt

'That what they spoke was true, '

'For she recalled their dad's last words, ' ' I will watch over you.'

This message works on the day you receive it.

Let us see if it is true.

ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS.

Pass this on to your true friends.

Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear.

Do not break this prayer, post it on your profile! :D

The fire men's notes could not explain

'The twisted, mangled car, '

And how the three of them escaped

Without a single scar.

'But on the cop's report was scribed, '

'In print so very fine, '

An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109.

'The 7 Second Prayer, Just repeat this phrase and see how God moves.

'Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless my family, my home, my friends, and me. Amen. '

Pass this message on

You will receive a miracle tomorrow.

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare.

This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and

He asked: 'My child, what is your greatest wish for today?' I responded:

'Lord please, take care of the person

who is reading this message, their family and their special friends.

They deserve it and I love them very much. ' The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end.