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| CrackinAndProudOfIt |
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Author has written 26 stories for Silmarillion, Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, To Kill a Mockingbird, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Great Expectations. Welcome! ¡Bienvenidos! !مَرْحَبَاً I am CrackinAndProudOfIt Who loves words and languages, the house of Fëanor, and Sherlock
Say, what would you do The Plush Toy Series Fan fiction My thoughts on AUJ in twenty words: I loved it. I really did, with the exception of escapades with certain should-be-dead goblins. Bilbo and Thorin: :D Amazing Tolkien characters include Curufin, Maeglin, Gollum, Thorin, Frodo, Eöl, and Denethor. Now that the first Hobbit movie is out, I'm somewhat reeling in awe of it-- and already looking forward to The Desolation of Smaug! Don't hesitate a minute to PM me "just 'cause" or to ask me to check out your story! Tolkien is my all-time most beloved author/fandom, but... Co-written fics of mine are labeled as such in my "Favourites" list. "Farewell, wherever you fare, till your eyries receive you at the journey's end!" | |||||||
1. Three Good Reasons reviewsWe're always bored at feasts, Glor and I... which is how Arwen and Aragorn's wedding dinner turned into proof of his affinity for wine. A (rather crack!y) birthday present for LadyErestor83. :)Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-13 - Erestor & Glorfindel - Complete2. The Wary Eye » reviews...sees life differently: the fall of the house of Fëanor as told from the perspective of Maedhros' psychotic wife.Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,340 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 4-1-12 - OC & Maedhros3. The Envelope » reviewsI'd be lying if I told you that Crackers was normal *before* her favourite author showed up and enlisted her in a program that would grant her wishes, but her life was about to cast off any semblance of the word... Part of the Plush Toy CollaborationSilmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,652 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 12-31-11 - Curufin & Maedhros4. Patience reviews"They will return." After the disappearance of the ships from Araman, Turgon disputes Fingon's faith. A belated birthday fic for Mornen. :)Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-5-13 - Fingon & Turgon - Complete5. According to Plan reviewsIt's Nerdanel's begetting day, and Russandol has a scheme. Of course he does. A birthday fic for Fortune Zyne! Warning: contains fluff. :)Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-15-13 - Maglor & Maedhros - Complete6. These My Fragments reviewsSome things, Sauron just couldn't fix. A birthday fic for AzureSkye23, told in three vignettes. Happy Birthday, Skye! :)Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-13 - Sauron - Complete7. Sullied Keys reviewsDavy Jones could never decide whether the music kept him sane, or only drove him madder.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-25-13 - Davy Jones - Complete8. Of Feet reviews...in which Grandfather Beren plays with the kiddies, sarcasm ensues, and the authoress loses a part of her dignity. Crack!Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-22-12 - Luthien T. & Beren - Complete9. Fish Bones, Goblins' Teeth, and a Bit of Bat Wing » reviewsFormerly a 100-day countdown to "An Unexpected Journey", now 100 bookverse drabbles for The Hobbit. All genres, all characters, non-chronological, major SPOILERS!Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,300 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 12-13-12 - Published: 9-5-12 - Complete10. The Bravest reviews"Her whole mind and body were focused on that alarm clock." 999 words- in Microsoft Word, that is- for Mrs. Dubose's struggle.To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-23-12 - Complete11. Shards in a Dustpan » reviewsThird Age, LotR-centric drabbles and vignettes from B2MeM12, feature many genres and characters, from Aragorn toward Caradhras, to Frodo post-Quest, to the tragic past of Denethor, to everything before, behind, and in-between! Very bookverse.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 8-18-12 - Published: 7-31-12 - Complete12. Helping Me Remember reviewsAttached to those two boys are the most repulsive of memories. A vignette starring two sets of brothers post-Sirion; decidedly not fluff. Belatedly-posted B2MeM12 fic! -...Such as it is.-Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-12 - Maedhros & Elrond - Complete13. Glass When Broken » reviews...becomes many little pieces. Silm drabbles, vignettes, oneshots, and everything in between from Back to Middle-earth Month 2012.Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 7-13-12 - Published: 4-22-12 - Complete14. Felis reviewsThis is really quite the demented little thing, based on Tolkien's account, as found in Unfinished Tales, of Beruthiel, childless queen of Gondor, and Arda's one and only crazy cat lady. Warning: Disturbing themes not wholly the character's fault. Very belatedly-posted B2MeM12 fic!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-12 - Human - Complete15. To Ears Unhearing reviewsAt various points in the First Age, what would each of Feanor's sons have said to his father, if only Feanor had been there to hear it? Belated birthday fic for Duilin!Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-22-12 - Fëanor - Complete16. The Black Breath Blows reviewsFive haikus describing the creeping coldness that is death from the above-named affliction; B2MeM12 fic! Poetry from a non-poet- be ye warned!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-22-12 - Complete17. Beneath » reviews"Come, little ones, I dare you to awaken me." A pair of vignettes for the Balrog of Moria. B2MeM12 Bingo Bash fic.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-11-12 - Complete18. A Proposal and an Engagement reviewsDora Baggins and her father, Fosco, come to Bag End on a somewhat awkward errand shortly after Bilbo's return, and Fosco receives a surprise from the most unlikely of places. Written for the B2MeM12 Bingo Bash.Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-1-12 - Bilbo B. - Complete19. What's In a Name? reviewsPip and Estella were walking in the garden. Written for the B2MeM12 Bingo Bash.Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Great Expectations - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-1-12 - Meriadoc B. & Estella B. - Complete20. Thirty More reviewsAn uncreative title for my response to AzureSkye23's challenge based on Duilin's fic 'Forty Two.' Disclaimer: Crackers is not a poet. ;PSilmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-5-12 - Fëanor & Nerdanel - Complete21. The Yarn Collection » reviewsMy responses to Virodeil's "100 Prompts." These drabbles consist of a wide variety of genres and characters, though I've been told they're primarily angsty. ; Finally COMPLETE! Thank you, my encouragers!Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,866 - Reviews: 287 - Updated: 12-31-11 - Published: 9-6-11 - Complete22. Thriller » reviewsThis is yet another themed vignette series by me. There are nine of these because each one is based off of a line or so that is in italics at the beginning from a song off of Michael Jackson's album Thriller. I own nothing !Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-2-11 - Published: 7-27-11 - Complete23. The Worst Road reviewsGollum's thoughts as he takes the road to Orodruin. One-shot.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-8-11 - Gollum - Complete24. The Powers That Be » reviewsThis is a set of sixteen drabbles one for each Vala plus Morgoth and Eru about the involvement of the Valar in LotR. Their reflections, opinions, and overlooked deeds hopefully put a different spin on the events of the Great Years.Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-8-11 - Published: 5-10-11 - Valar - Complete25. Crazy Is reviewsOne of the anomalous and "out of character" elves of Rivendell in The Hobbit reflects on her past and her current state. This short little fic is the first story I ever wrote that I consciously knew was fanfic. Review!Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-22-11 - Complete26. Even Grey Birds Sing reviewsThis is the first story I've ever posted and it's a bit strange. A very strange pairing... possibly AU, but that depends on the reader's view.Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-12-11 - Melian & Olórin - Complete
