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| PissedOffEskimo |
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, and Supernatural. I'm a legal assistant with a wife, a husband, two spawns, three cats, and a penchant for slash oriented material. Hell, let's be honest, 'penchant' is putting it nicely. We were watching Titan AE the other day and turned it into a story about a boy whose out to prove he doesn't bottom. You don't even want to know what we did with Rescuers Down Under. All deleted scenes can be found on my website, www.pissedoffeskimo.com February 2, 2012 I have just been notified that ff.net changed their profile format and my website is no longer linked through there. Therefore, I've added the link to the above description. Thanks! | |||||
1. Bruises » reviewsJust an excuse to defile the Metallicar, really. Although, the hot boy sex came in as a close second. At least, that was how it started.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,637 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-27-11 - Published: 12-19-06 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete2. Funnies » reviewsThere's what Kripke wrote, there's what the boys say, then there's what I hear.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,384 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 6-14-11 - Published: 1-4-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete3. Safety Net reviewsAll We Have Verse Wincest abound . Set during Season 2, All Hell Breaks Loose. Sam is dead and Dean can't even quantify how broken that leaves him.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,587 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-10-11 - Dean W. & Sam W.4. Observations » reviewsSnippets of the boys growing up at the Roadhouse. This is part of the All We Have universe and is pre-Wincest.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 5-2-09 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete5. He Defines Me » reviewsRewrite. AU. Rather than kill him, Voldemort hid Harry's existence from the world and raised him as a pet. Fourteen years later, he is rescued. Slash: hplv, hpss, hpdm, hplm. Please read the warnings and author's notes.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,827 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 4-13-09 - Published: 4-6-07 - Harry P. & Severus S.6. All We Have » reviewsWhen Dean's fifteen, Dad goes missing and it's up to him to take care of Sammy. Please read all warnings. Wincest.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,087 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 11-27-06 - Dean W. & Sam W.7. After All » reviewsDumbledore decides that he's had enough of the Dursley's abuse and brings Harry to Hogwarts at age eight HPDM main pairing, HPLM noncon, HPSS implied. Beware the cute.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,996 - Reviews: 478 - Updated: 10-19-06 - Published: 10-21-04 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete8. Those Freaky Malfoys reviewsDraco just wants his father to see what he sees. Multiple, convoluted pairings.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-2-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete9. Choices Made reviewsHarry made his choice. HPLM HPFG HPLV impliedHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,665 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 12-31-05 - Harry P. & Lucius M. - Complete10. He Defines Me old version » reviewsAU HPLV HPDM HPSS HPLM Rather than kill him, Voldemort hid Harry's existence from the world and raised him as a pet. Fourteen years later, Harry's rescued.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,724 - Reviews: 443 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 12-12-02 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete11. Chronicles of the Babb » reviewsThis is a collection of humor ficlettes inspired by babbchronicles a livejournal community. Some are het, some are slash, some don't know what they are, but they all try thier best to make you laugh.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-1-05 - Published: 3-12-05 - Harry P. - Complete12. As Promised reviewsHPSS Snape promised Dumbledore. Spoilers for HBP. completeHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,487 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-26-05 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete13. Twisted Little Happy » reviewsRevised Now that he finally has his 'Sev,' nothing will stop Harry from keeping him. Nothing. completeHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,533 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 7-28-05 - Published: 11-20-03 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete14. One Night » reviewsDraco can have only one heir. What will he do when a onenight stand leaves Harry pregnant with his child? completeHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,694 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 8-3-04 - Published: 5-7-03 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete15. Call It Love » reviewsPWP HPLM. Lucius has finally gotten his hands on his five year obsession... Harry Potter. completeHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,967 - Reviews: 207 - Updated: 2-12-04 - Published: 6-19-03 - Harry P. & Lucius M. - Complete
