Name: That's for me to know and you not to find out

Age: See above

Gender: I'll throw you a bone- Female

Favorite Color(s): Turquoise, Blue, Indigo, Violet, Green, Silver, Mint Green, Black (even though it's not technically a color. Oh well!)

Favorite Animal(s): Wolf, Artic Fox, Fennec Fox, Sugar Glider (if you don't know what that is, you have to look it up), White Bengal Tiger, Owl, Scooby Doo (he's an animal!), Puffin , Dolphin, Sea Turtle, Seal, Bat, Rabbit, Otter, Horse, Dog, Cat, Cardinal, Finch, Hummingbird, Chinchilla, Meer Cat, Flying Squirrel, Deer, Bobcat, Pig, Octopus, White Seal, Leopard, Lion, Jaguar, Cheetah, Panther, Zebra, East African Crowned Crane. If you can't already tell, I LOVE animals. That's why I'm a vegetarian.

Lucky Number(s): Thirteen, Seventeen, Nineteen. Hence the pen name...

Favorite Bands/Artists/Groups/Singers/Whatever you want to call them: Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, Rascal Flatts, Kelly Clarkson, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Nickelback, Sick Puppies, Lady Antebellum, Sugarland, Chris Daughtry, Evanescence, Green Day, Breaking Benjamin, Zac Brown Band, Linkin Park, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, Disturbed, Blake Shelton, Adelitas Way, Shinedown, Staind, Godsmack, Alice in Chains, Craig Morgan, Toby Keith, Keith Urban, Sara Evans,

Favorite Movies: Season of the Witch; Space Balls; Grown Ups; Clue; Valentine's Day; A-Team; The Last Song; Hop; Planes, Trains, & Automobiles; Twilight; The Twilight Saga: New Moon; The Twilight Saga: Eclipse; Clash of the Titans (the new one); Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief; The Lovely Bones; Sherlock Holmes; Lost Boys; Vampires Suck; The Expendables; The Other Guys; Knucklehead, Legendary, Scooby Doo; Scooby Doo: Monsters Unleashed; Journey to the Center of the Earth (the new one), The Sorcerer's Apprentice; All the Harry Potters; Paranormal Entity; See No Evil; The Hanged Man; Nine Dead, Thor; Season of the Witch; Clue;

Favorite Books: The Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer (as if you didn't already know); The Helping Hands by Kristina Circelli (my old reading teacher's daughter); Pretty Little Liars series by Sara Shepard; The Den of Shadows Quartet by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes; The Last Song by Nicholas Sparks; Percy Jackson & The Olympians series by Rick Riordan; The Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan; Beastly by Alex Flinn; Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling; The Missing series by Margaret Peterson Haddix; Hunger by Jackie Morse Kessler; Rage by Jackie Morse Kessler

Favorite TV Shows: Pretty Little Liars; NCIS; WWE Monday Night RAW; WWE Friday Night Smackdown; Deadliest Warrior; WWE Tough Enough; Rocko's Modern Life; South Park; Family Matters; 1,000 Ways to Die; Tom and Jerry; Ren and Stimpy; The First 48; Everbody Loves Raymond; House of Anubis; Dexter; Snapped; Forensic Files; Wipeout; Seinfeld; Wicked Attraction; Ghost Adventures; SpongeBob SquarePants; Jackass; What Not to Wear; Cold Case Files; Law & Order: Special Victims Unit; House, M.D.; My Wife and Kids; Total Drama Island, Action, and World Tour; Covert Affairs; The Nanny; Man v. Food; Phineas and Ferb; The Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest...;Roseanne; America's Funniest Home Videos, Tosh.0, The Nine Lives of Chloe King; Project Runway

And as you can see from how many shows, books, and movies I like, I have almost absolutely NO social life whatsoever.

Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/ThirteenXSeventeenXNineteen/249443535073695

Favorite Quotes:

"We belong together." ~ Benjamin Stone as Alek Petrov to Skylar Samuels as Chloe King (The Nine Lives of Chloe King)

"'You still like girls, don't you?'
'No, Dad, I think they're yucky'" ~ Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman and Topher Grace as Eric Forman (That '70's Show)

"Someday everything will make sense, so for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding youself that everything happens for a reason." ~ Unknown

"It is the job that is never started that takes the longest to finish." ~ J.R.R Tolkien

"Violence perceived is violence achieved." ~ Jeffrey Donovan as Michael Westen (Burn Notice)

"There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface." ~ Michael C. Hall as Dexter Morgan (Dexter)

"I just know there’s something dark in me. I hide it. Certainly don’t talk about it. But, it’s there. Always. This dark passenger. And when he’s driving, I feel, alive. Half-sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don’t fight him. I don’t want to. He’s all I’ve got.” ~ Michael C. Hall as Dexter Morgan (Dexter)

"Promises mean everything. But once they're broken, sorry means nothing." ~ Unknown

"Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller with ever mistake." ~Unknown

"One must dare to be himself, however frightening or strange that self may prove to be." ~ Unknown

"You can only come to morning through the shadows." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

"You can't steal second base and keep one foot on first." ~ Unknown

"We're all staring down the barrel of a gun. So if your life flashed before you, what would you wish you would've done?" ~ Unknown

"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes just be an illusion." ~ Javan

"Well, in my experience, if something seems to good to be true, it's best to shoot it just in case." ~ Gabrielle Anwar as Fiona Glenanne (Burn Notice)

"Today you are you, that is truer than true, there is no one alive that is youer than you." ~ Dr. Seuss

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool my best friend, and you're dead freaking meat." ~ Ashley Benson as Hanna Marin (Pretty Little Liars)

"If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a freaking duck!" ~ Ashley Benson as Hanna Marin (Pretty Little Liars)

"Knowing the right questions is better than having all the right answers." ~ Tyler Blackburn as Caleb Rivers (Pretty Little Liars)

"Said the girl with poor judgement to cat in the hat." ~ Tyler Blackburn as Caleb Rivers (Pretty Little Liars)

"(To rude jocks) Don't you guys have practice. Or did you lose your balls?" ~ Lucy Hale as Aria Montgomery (Pretty Little Liars)

"They have a way of a putting two and two together and getting five." ~ Keegan Allen as Toby Cavanaugh (Pretty Little Liars)

"Everyone says love hurts, but that isn't true. Loneliness hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality, love is the only things in this world that covers up the pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that doesn't hurt." ~ Unknown

"Strangers stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. But best friends stab you with a bendy straw." ~ Unknown

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." ~ Unknown

"Whenever a thought comes into your mind without force or reason, it's meant to be there. Your heart can speak for itself; you shouldn't speak for your heart. And the next time you feel unusual, there's a reason. There's a reason for everything and everyone, and sometimes, a certain someone has more reasons than others." ~ Unknown

"Revenge is sweet, friendship is golden. Love is indescribable. And a kiss is something that tells a story in a way revenge or friendship cannot; it tells a story by love." ~ Unknown

"Giving up a dream doesn't hurt as much as when you do it for someone you love." ~ Unknown

"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends." ~ J.K. Rowling

"It's our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." ~ J.K. Rowling

"The best of us sometimes eat our words." ~ J.K. Rowling

"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow up to be." ~ J.K. Rowling

"What's comin' will come and we'll meet it when it does." ~ J.K. Rowling

"You start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." ~ J.K. Rowling

"Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself." ~ J.K. Rowling

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." ~ J.K. Rowling

"You should never end an apology with an excuse." ~ Unknown

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve to live. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement for even the very wise cannot see all ends." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

"Faithless is he who says farewel when the road darkens." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

"Fair speech may hide a foul heart." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

"Courage is found in unlikely places." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

"The wise only speak what they know." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

"It takes a moment to love somebody, but a lifetime to forget." ~ Unknown

"No guy is worth your tears and the ones that are won't make you cry." ~ Unknown

"Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling or getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree." ~ Unknown

"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met." ~ Unknown

"If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say 'I love you'." ~ Unknown

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap." ~ Unknown

"It takes a second to say 'I love you,' but a lifetime to prove it." ~ Unknown

"Love is like the air we breathe. It may not always be seen, but it is always felt, used, and needed." ~ Unknown

"The love we have is God's gift to us. What we do with it is our gift to God." ~ Unknown

"I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you." ~ Unknown

"There was one single thought in my head: keep thinking. Thinking would keep me alive. But now I'm alive and thinking is killing me." ~ Unknown

Favorite Ships That I Don't Need a Reason to Like:

Pretty Little Liars
Spencer H./Toby C.
Caleb R./Hanna M.
Aria M./Ezra F.
Emily F./ Samara
Aria M./ Jason D.

NCIS
Ziva D./Tony D.
Tim M./Abby S.

House of Anubis
Nina M./Fabian R.
Mara J./Jerome C.
Alfie L./Amber M.
Nina M./Jerome C.

Law and Order: SVU
Olivia B./Elliot S.

Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour
Gwen/Duncan

House M.D.
A. Cameron/R. Chase
G. House/L. Cuddy

Covert Affairs
Annie W./Auggie A.

The Twilight Saga
Bella S./Edward C.
Alice C./Jasper H.
Rosalie H./Emmett C.
Esme C./Carlisle C.
Bella S./Jasper H.
Bella S./ Alec V.

Percy Jackson & The Olympians
Annabeth C./Percy J.

Harry Potter
Harry P./Hermione G.
Ron W./Luna L.
Ron W./Lavendar B.
Ginny W./Draco M.
Ginny W./Neville L.
Luna L./Neville L.
Luna L./Draco M.
Draco M./Hermione G.

Lemonade Mouth
Wen G./ Olivia W.
Mo B./ Charlie D.
Stella Y./ Ray B.

The Nine Lives of Chloe King
Chloe K./ Alek P.
Amy/ Paul

Ships I Can't Stand

Pretty Little Liars

Spencer/ Anyone else that isn't Toby C. (Spencer and Toby belong together)
Aria M./ Noel K. (I mean, come on! Really?! He practically threatened her and pretty much stalked her)
Emily F./ Ben (For rather obvious reasons)
Hanna M./ Sean (Again, for rather obvious reasons. They were too golden couple for me anyway)
Hanna M./ Lucas (It's just... just. NO)

NCIS
Leroy Jethro G./ Jenny S. (She's dead, and even though I loved her character, I can't ship them)

House of Anubis
Mara J./ Mick C. (He basically used her for her brains)
Fabian R./ Joy M. (The didn't have chemistry. It showed nothing of a relationship for them, other than her calling him 'Fabes')

Law and Order: SVU
Elliot S/ Kathy S. (I don't care if they were married. They only got married because Kathy got knocked up)

Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour
Duncan/ Courtney (They were too different and she kept trying to change him. And, if he hadn't won TDA and the million, they probably wouldn't have gotten back together)
Gwen/ Trent (The dude's a pysco. 'Nuff said)

House M.D.
A. Cameron/ G. House (Umm... what?)

Covert Affairs
Annie W./ Ben (How many times is this dude gonna leave her? The relationship just won't work)

The Twilight Saga
Bella S./ Jacob B. (He imprinted on her daughter...)
Bella S./ Emmett C. (He's too brotherly to have any type of relatioship with her other than a borther/ sister one that won't make me feel weird)
Bella S./ Carlisle C. (He was one of her father figures throughout the whole entire book series)
Bella S./ Any one on the Volturi guard that isn't Alec (I don't really know why. I just don't)

Percy Jackson & The Olympians
Percy J./ Rachel (I dunno why. I guess I'm just a hard shipper of Percabeth)
Annabeth C./ Luke (He tried to kill her and Percy at one point.)

Harry Potter
Hermione G./ Ron W. (They don't get along. At. All. He's constantly belittling her. And then she all of a sudden likes him in the 6th book? WTF? And I swear J.K. Rowling just put them together to make one big 'happy Weasley family' Same as Harry and Ginny.)
Harry P./ Ginny W. (Ginny is way too Mary Sue. She's pretty, funny, nice, athletic, smart. I mean, really? Ugh. And she was his big fan girl that he pays no attention to untl the 6th book, same as Hermione with Ron, minus the fan girl part.)

Lemonade Mouth
Charlie D./ Stella Y. (They barely interacted and it's complete overkill to pair them all up)
Mo B./ Scott (They were not good for each other and they did not work)

The Nine Lives of Chloe King
Chloe K./ Brian (No no no no no no no no NO!!! It's way too Twilight and he's just annoying and can't accept that they can only be friends and he looks like Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz!!!)
Alek P./ Amy (NO NO NO NO NO! I don't even know where the author got that idea! It's so- ugh. Just, ugh.)

Any Book, Movie, TV Show, Anime, Comic, Cartoon, Play, Misc., or Game
I don't ship any slash couple unless the characters are gay in the book, TV show, comic, movie, anime, misc., game, play, or cartoon. If they aren't gay in that, I refuse to read any slah fic on them.

Spread The Word
Post all over FanFiction, the ABC Family website, and Facebook:
Chloe and Brian as a couple: Too Twilight
Brian's dad trying to kill Chloe: Too Teen Wolf
Alek and Chloe as a couple: An original plotline
LET'S MAKE THE NINE LIVES OF CHLOE KING AN ORGINAL!!!!

THE NINE LIVES OF CHLOE KING GOT CANCELLED!!! APPARENTLY, NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE WATCHED IT >:(

This link was just too cute not to post anywhere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMb-9tTBpcA

And now for the crap you probably don't care about and will probably just scroll right through:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (No, I'm not. Rude...)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Hehe. Well... if the straight jacket fits...)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (I guess I'll see my fellow supporters there then :/)
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (That so explains why I'm a grammar Nazi *sarcasm*)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm not even legal yet...)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (What if I'm only part Native American? Does that mean I dance around part of a fire and partly scream like a part savage?)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Yes, because wearing a black shirt or pair of jeans every once in a while so makes me that)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend (Yeah, um... slight problem with that... All the guys in my school are idiots and I haven't dated anyone. So...)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I can't disagree with that...)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (I want to dye crazy colored streaks in my hair... Does that count?)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Haha. No, I dress like that cause, well.. in my opinion... all the other clothes sucks :D)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Of course, because being a girl and good at drawing makes me gay *rolls eyes*)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (Nah, people wanna eat meat, that's their problem. I just know I won't be slaughtering any innocent animals. Or, maybe... I just don't want to eat anything that use to have a face :/)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (LOL! I laugh everytime I read that! But, of course, it isn't true. Again, guys in my school are morons.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (But... doesn't that only make sense with GUYS? Last I checked, I wasn't one...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Hehe. Noooo. I'm only part German. I don't mind Jewish people.)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (Of course that's what it means! *smacks forehead* Why didn't I figure that out?)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude (But I thought I was screwing all of my guys friends...?)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (But I thought I was anorexic...?)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Um, OK?)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (No... I'm just tolerant!)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (No one's like everyone else.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I'll agree to that to some extent. There are a ton of things I don't know of or about.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Not true! It's just too bright...)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Nope. My group doesn't throw parties.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (I just don't like to cause pain. If I absolutely have to I will, but... other than that... no.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I can actually agree to that for the most part. I can easily get along with people who aren't stuck up.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I don't... If they can't draw, they can't draw.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (This is the first one that I can almost completely agree with. I hang out with people, but big groups make me uncomfortable. Especially if I don't really know a person in that group.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (FINALLY! ONE THAT'S ACTUALLY RIGHT!!!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Well... not over-controlling ;D)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Again... not over-controlling)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (OK, it's just when I get really, REALLY bored... and they're newspaper comics! They don't count!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (No... I just get overjoyed to see the person on TV...)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Yeah, tell that to the people I've smacked.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Kinda true. I AM loud-mouthed and kinda, sorta, not really arrogant)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo(Um... If I'm reposting this on FanFiction, that KINDA guarantees I'm a young writer. So...)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Naw... I just think everyone deserves equal rights.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Obviously, if I'm doing this stupid thing.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I'm not actually English, but... I can fake the accent. Does that count?)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I... I... But... I wanna disagree, but it's kinda true.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I just don't like those people...)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Nope... I just occasional recycle. But I do worry about the environment... Sometimes
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Nope! Wrong again!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (It's just nice not to have to think every once and a while. What's so wrong with that?)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER (I hang out with a lot of people...)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T TO CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Nope, just a grammar Nazi!)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Well that explains the straight A's)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (For, like, the third time, the guys in my school are stupid!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Technically, I AM. But, specifically, I'm Catholic)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Nope. I don't get the point, but... it's not my body)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (It depends on what it is)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (Again, not over-controlling)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (I only check a few times...)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (That's not it at all. My personal life is just MY business, no one else's.)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Apparently so...)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, raisngdanielle, StarPhire27. Redmissy100, SuperZoey. Chalek4ev, ThirteenXSeventeenXNineteen

Girls Don't Realize These Things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!