| Telanu |
Author has written 25 stories for Teen Titans, Harry Potter, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pet Shop of Horrors, Deadwood, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Misc. Movies, Closer, Major Crimes, and James Bond. The fandoms I've listed here are New Teen Titans (1980s glory days), Harry Potter, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005 Burton film), Petshop of Horrors, The Devil Wears Prada, and The Closer. Most (but not all) of my writing is SLASH. Please don't read if that offends you. I've written several other Petshop of Horrors fanfics under the name of raison d'etat. You can find them at www.fanfiction.net/raisondetat, if you like. I'll probably leave them there, instead of going to the hassle of trying to move them to this profile. I'm vain and would hate to lose all the reviews. Several of my fics aren't archived here (including my Snape/Harry "Tea" series), so if you want to see what else I've written, it'd be better for you to go to my website, which is linked above. | |||||||
1. The Spy Who Loved M » reviewsImmediately following the events of "Untouchable," James Bond has to learn—yet again—that everything has a consequence, and that trust can matter more than love.James Bond - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,839 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-10-13 - Published: 3-16-13 - James Bond/007 & M 3 - Complete2. Untouchable reviewsSummary: Inspired by a prompt on the bondkink meme on Livejournal. Sometime between Quantum of Solace and Skyfall, Bond and M have been drugged with an aphrodisiac.James Bond - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-23-13 - James Bond/007 & M 3 - Complete3. La Vita Nuova reviewsThe third and final part of the Sharing the Road series. Three years after the events of "The Room and the Road" and "The Rabbit Hunters," life goes on for Beatrice Masters. (Thanks to Luthien for the beta and encouragement!)James Bond - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-19-13 - James Bond/007 & M 34. The Rabbit Hunters » reviewsPart Two of the Sharing the Road series: a sequel to "The Room and the Road." Raoul Silva doesn't kill so easily, and 007 and M have only one more chance to take him down. There's only one problem: he's not 007 anymore. And she's not M. Who are they now, and what will they become together?James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,538 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-16-13 - James Bond/007 & M 3 - Complete5. Hell or High Water » reviewsA high school AU for The Closer. Brenda is the overachieving cheerleading captain and presumptive valedictorian who has her eye on Georgetown University. And she really, really hates the new history teacher who hails from New York. Why does Miss Raydor get under her skin so badly, especially when she hardly seems to notice Brenda in return?Closer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,669 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 12-13-12 - Published: 9-3-12 - Brenda L.J. & S. Raydor6. The Room and the Road reviewsAU for Skyfall. What if Q hadn't spotted Silva on the tube train and Bond hadn't made it to the inquiry in time? Please note the warnings.James Bond - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-4-12 - James Bond/007 & M 3 - Complete7. 1109 reviewsRusty and Sharon have always known that life isn't fair, but hope is a hard thing to kill. Set between episodes 1x07 and 1x08.Major Crimes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-3-12 - Complete8. She Likes a Prizefight reviews[The Devil Wears Prada] Miranda x Andy FEMSLASH. Don't read if that offends you. Set after the film ends.Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,992 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 3-14-07 - Complete9. Toe Tapping Fun reviewsSet during the film, before Lecter is transported to Memphis. Clarice Starling is going to make Hannibal Lecter an offer that, frankly, he can't afford to refuse.Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 1-31-07 - Complete10. Thy Best, Thy Heavenly Friend reviewsSet directly after the Season One finale, Sold Under Sin. Al Swearengen and Seth Bullock didn't quite finish their little talk. AlxSeth SLASH.Deadwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-31-07 - Complete11. Drabble Sequence: Ten Years Later reviewsThis drabble sequence was written for the psohdrabbles community on LJ. Prompt: ten years later. WARNING: character death.Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-30-06 - Complete12. Sadie, Sadie » reviewsWhen Leon Orcot gets an idea in his head, there's no stopping him. DxLeon yaoi. Now Complete!Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,577 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 11-29-05 - Published: 10-20-05 - Complete13. In Camelot reviewsGuess who's coming to dinner? Wilbur Wonka, D.D.S., visits his son's factory for the first time.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 8-1-0514. Special Recognition reviewsWilly Wonka has so much to teach Charlie Bucket about running a business.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-26-0515. Noise reviewsA prequel to my fic "War Begets Quiet", from Snape's POV. SS/HP SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-12-02 - Harry P. & Severus S.16. War Begets Quiet reviewsYou can't always get what you want. Snape/Harry SLASH. Not a part of the "Tea" or "Coffee" series.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 4-9-02 - Harry P. & Severus S.17. Oh, Just This Once reviewsPrequel to "Your Horoscope For Today." How that unlikely union came about. WARNING: Snape/Harry slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 100 - Published: 1-31-02 - Harry P. & Severus S.18. Your Horoscope For Today reviewsSnape's having a bad day. Maybe coffee will help. Or Harry. Or both.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 289 - Published: 11-26-01 - Harry P. & Severus S.19. Rounded With A Sleep reviewsThe Terminator makes plans; Kory takes a shower (woo hoo!) and has a dream that could change the course of her life – not to mention the fate of the universe.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,999 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 8-24-0120. Many Movements reviewsPart 7 of the "Fire and Ice" series,with cameo appearances by Wonder Woman and the Terminator. The Titans shuffle around a little on the great chessboard o' life.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,773 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-0121. First Night Home reviewsOn New Tamaran after the events of NEW TITANS 130, Koriand'r ruminates on the direction her life has taken.Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-15-0122. Friendly Persuasion reviewsStarfire has a proposal for Raven. Sequel to "I Can Do This."Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-1-0123. Delaying A Decision reviewsRaven thinks she's made up her mind, but something happens. Sequel to "Cold Reflections."Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-8-0124. First Kiss reviewsStarfire finds a way to thank Raven for rescuing her...Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-29-00