Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Death Note, and Lord of the Rings.
Real Name: Patrick Lee Palmer
Interests: Music, Literature, Religion, Foreign Languages, Movies
Favorite Musical Artists: There are too many to mention, but they include (in NO order whatsover)
Religion: Roman Catholic
Foreign Languages: French is my official second language, then I also know some Spanish, and am also interested in Latin, Greek, Italian, the list goes on and on ...
Literature: Top work is Harry Potter, followed closely by Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Percy Jackson & The Olympians, and a whole lot more ...
Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tollkien, G.K. Chesterton, Stephen King, Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald (again, it's a long list ...)
Movies: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, The Matrix series, The Godfather trilogy, Groundhog Day, and a whole lot more ...
And now for some Harry Potter Questions ... :)
Generic Questions about Fanfic Writing ...
What was the first Fanfic you ever read? Hmm ... tough to say ... "A Kiss Can Save the World" by robst was one of the earliest ones I read ... (and that was on Portkey.)
About my fanfics ...
1. Harry Potter & the Prince of Olympus: This was inspired to me by a parody I was working on in a script format. Since Fanfiction dot net does not accept that particular format, I decided to redo it in a story format, with some obvious changes as the story unfolded. Three of the characters are alter-egos, one of Yours Truly, and the others of a couple friends of mine :) The original title was "Harry Potter and the Filii Fulminis." IN PROGRESS.
2. Harry Potter's Kicking Some Butt: A little musical parody I came up with describing what I thought Book 7 would end up like. The first time I read the books, Book 7 had not come out yet. It's set to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."
3. Harry Potter And the Casino Royale: COMPLETED. Due to some negative reactions I got from fans about the way I ended it, I decided to redo the last two Chapters. Inspired mainly by the movie, but with a few differences ;) Considering sequel ...
4. Don't Anger Harry Potter: COMPLETED. This fanfic starts off the premise of ChaOtic ReApeR's Joined Souls Challenge.
5. The DEE DEE DEE Causeway: COMPLETED. It's simply based off of a scene from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II". Not for fans of Ron Weasley ...
6. Harry Potter at the Oscars: IN PROGRESS. The Academy has one more shot to give the Harry Potter series of films an Oscar -- one would be great, more would be better. What if the Harry Potter characters were to show up for an Oscars ceremony -- hosted by Yours Truly and his Muse? :)
7. Malak AlMawt: Angel of Death!: IN PROGRESS. Based on Proud Mudblood's Year Two Challenge, but with a Dark Twist ... ;)
8. The Night a Friendship Died: COMPLETED. A re-imagining of the Yule Ball from Harry's perspective. H/Hr, of course. Again, not for fans of Ron Weasley ... unless you like seeing him get hurt ... ;)
9. Operatic Moments. IN PROGRESS. Short operatic moments with Harry Potter. HP/HG, of course.
10. Harry Potter and the Shinigami (ハリーポッターと死神). IN PROGRESS. After his death, Light Yagami has been watching the case of Harry Potter, who has been having some trouble defeating Voldemort. HP/HG. In English with some Japanese (with subtitles, of course).
11. D.A.H.P. II: Il Potterino. IN PROGRESS. The sequel to the ever-popular "Don't Anger Harry Potter." Lord Harry Potter and his Family move out to America, the Land of Opportunity. HP/HG
12. Sauronion: Son of Sauron. Sauron had died at the end of Middle Earth's Third Age, but he had a daughter known as Lilith. Years later, she had a son by the name of Harry Potter. Would the darkness claim him? HP/HG
Favorite Personal Quotes:
"Life is full of what I like to call 'Homer Simpson moments.' It just depends on what you plan to -- D'OH!!! -- about them."
"On the Sixth Day, God created Man. Looking at what He had created, He thought, 'Hey, you know what? I can do better.' "
"I am convinced that not only is Mother Nature a schizophrenic, she's also psychotic."
"Does anybody have the number for Mother Nature's shrink?"
"The rich get richer and the poor get poorer; where's Robin Hood when you need him?"
"Life is too short to complain, so enjoy it while you can!"
"If I don't put a smile on at least one person's face, I haven't had a good day."
"If chocolate is the food of the gods, then caffeine -- in all its myriad forms -- must surely be their drink."
"We're all crazy ... some of us more than others ..."
"The Circle of Life: Horse eats grass. Horse poops. Grass grows."
Favorite Movie Quotes (and quotes from other sources ;) ):
"You see ... madness is like gravity ... all it takes is just one little push." -- The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
"Do I look like a guy with a plan? I'm just a dog chasing cars ... I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!" -- The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
"Fell deeds awake ... now for wrath, now for ruin, and a red dawn! FORTH EORLINGAS!" -- King Théoden in "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"
"Arise! Arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered -- a sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride to ruin, and the world's ending!" -- King Théoden in "The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King"
"Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. A day of wolves and shattered shields when the Hour of Men comes crashing down, but IT IS NOT THIS DAY! THIS DAY WE FIGHT! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you STAND, MEN OF THE WEST!" -- Aragorn in "The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King"
"What do you mean, I'm funny?" -- Tommy in "Goodfellas"
"If you beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. If you beat him with a bat, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you'd better kill him, because he'll keep coming back and back until one of you is dead." -- Sam "Ace" Rothstein in "Casino"
"Stupid ball, that's your home! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME!" -- Happy Gilmore
"I find your lack of faith ... disturbing ..." -- Darth Vader in "Star Wars"
"I see your Schwartz is just as big as mine ... now let's see if you know how to handle it!" -- Dark Helmet in "Spaceballs"
"You went over my helmet?" -- Dark Helmet in "Spaceballs"
"Knight jumps Queen! Everybody jumps Queen! It's good to be the king ..." -- King Louis XVI in "History of the World: Part I"
"One day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. Until that day, accept this on the day of my daughter's wedding ... as a gift." -- Don Vito Corleone in "The Godfather"
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." -- Don Vito Corleone in "The Godfather"
"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart! You broke my heart!" -- Michael Corleone in "The Godfather Part II"
"Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! And by the way, Mama, alligators are ornery 'cause of their medulla oblongata! And I like Vicki, and she likes me back! And she showed me her BOOBIES and I liked them too!" -- Bobby Boucher in "The Waterboy"
"What's wrong with death, sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor? Death is not the enemy, gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference." -- Patch Adams
"Careful, boys, that aeronaut equipment is volatile ... I wanna die in a rocking chair, not a hydrogen fire." --Lee Scoresby in "The Golden Compass"
「僕は。。。正義だ!」 (I am ... justice!) -- Light Yagami/Kira in "Death Note"
「ポテチを取り。。。食べる！」 (I will take a chip ... and eat it!) -- Light Yagami/Kira in "Death Note"
"FREEDOM!!!!" -- William Wallace in "Braveheart"
"-What? Are you scared of a little lightning?
"Hulk: smash!" -- Captain America in "The Avengers"
"Puny god." -- Hulk in "The Avengers"
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -- Douglas Adams
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." -- Gandalf in "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring"
「ゴミはゴミ箱に。犯罪者はキラ様に。」 (Trash to trash can. Criminals to Kira.) -- an anonymous cell phone in "Death Note"
「この世は。。。腐ってる。」 (This world ... is rotten.) -- Light Yagami and Ryuk in "Death Note"
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