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since: 10-22-02, id: 284419, Profile Updated: 04-26-11
Author has written 51 stories for Ranma, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Buffy X-overs, Evangelion, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Book X-overs, X-overs, Harry Potter, Marvel, Anime X-overs, Kick-Ass, Gold Digger, X-Men: Evolution, Discworld, Justice League, Bleach, Big O, Stargate: SG-1, Batman, Firefly, Angel, and Red Dwarf.

I actually write quite a bit, it's the way I put off the chore of typing it up that slows me down. Well, that and the damn plot bunnies that get me writing stories about other things that I don't post. Fortunately Godogma has taken it upon himself to type up the majority of my work as he was impatient with my glacial update speed.

My homepage link is the link to my author's page at Bast's anime addventure board. You'll find I post stories at both places, but the ones there are often a bit different as they are a collaborative effort. The Fragments posts are mostly just a backup from some of that. I'll be working on expanding the fragments into whole stories at some point.

And if anyone has story suggestions feel free to send them as I tend to get lost in the middle of stories quite a bit.

If you see one of my stories and think you can write a better version of it feel free, just drop me a line and credit me with the original concept so I don't get accused of plagiarizing my own work. Thanks!

Remember to review, it encourages me to write more!


1. It's hard to keep a Hitgirl down reviews
Be it Illness or Injury, Marcus knows he can rely on Mindy staying in bed for Dave, but why does that fact seem as disquieting as it is comforting? Contest entry for Precocious Crush.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-21-13 - Mindy M./Hit Girl & Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
2. Storybook Hero » reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,275 - Reviews: 442 - Updated: 7-13-12 - Published: 11-30-11 - Harry P.
3. Fragments » reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 113,574 - Reviews: 1008 - Updated: 7-6-12 - Published: 6-20-07
4. R&D » reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 2-16-12 - Published: 1-20-12 - Xander H.
5. Walking in the shadows » reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,682 - Reviews: 748 - Updated: 2-14-12 - Published: 9-9-07 - Xander H.
6. Preconceptions » reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 2-13-12 - Published: 11-19-09 - Xander H.
7. Avatars and Interpretations » reviews
YAHF! The Scoobies dress as popular comic book characters, but popular characters are always subject to personal interpretations...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 2-13-12 - Published: 5-9-05
8. The Next Great Annoyance » reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 193 - Updated: 2-3-12 - Published: 12-11-11 - Harry P.
9. The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind » reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,013 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 1-27-12 - Published: 12-28-11
10. It's a stretch! » reviews
I've seen far too many stories where squealing fangirls You know who you are! try and pair Xander with Angelus. So I decided to try and write a couple of scenes were they actually got along.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 1-26-12 - Published: 11-2-10 - Xander H. & Angelus
11. Crush » reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,764 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 1-19-12 - Published: 7-21-09 - Xander H. - Complete
12. I wouldn't exactly call that sitting » reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,781 - Reviews: 605 - Updated: 12-30-11 - Published: 1-16-10 - Xander H. - Complete
13. Lacking an Anchor » reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,296 - Reviews: 384 - Updated: 12-16-11 - Published: 4-12-08 - Xander H.
14. Links Broken, Bonds Forged » reviews
Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,878 - Reviews: 194 - Updated: 12-11-11 - Published: 7-12-10 - Xander H.
15. Water under the bridge » reviews
No map, no home, but plenty of time and new sights to see for the few Scoobies who have left for the stars.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,507 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 8-15-11 - Published: 7-25-10
16. SM Fragments » reviews
Stray ideas for SM stories.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 4-26-11 - Published: 6-20-07
17. Adventurers and Adversaries: Hellmouth Edition » reviews
Willow gets Xander an RPG game for his birthday, but nothing is ever normal when the Hellmouth is involved.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 4-8-11 - Published: 2-4-11 - Xander H. & Willow R.
18. Glaring Problems » reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 517 - Updated: 2-1-11 - Published: 10-24-10 - Naruto U.
19. Copycat » reviews
YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,305 - Reviews: 241 - Updated: 1-27-11 - Published: 7-27-10 - Xander H.
20. A boy in the hand » reviews
A lonely young girl takes her Poppa's advice on the best way to snag a boyfriend. Too bad her Haruka Poppa had just been kidding around. Ranma & Sailor Moon crossover.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,461 - Reviews: 972 - Updated: 8-13-10 - Published: 5-9-07 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn & Ranma
21. Copyright Infringement » reviews
Johnathan and Xander burgled all the Coach's files and equipment on the swim team's transformation to make sure there wouldn't be anything fishy in their future, but what Johnathan does with the project's gear and a couple of blood samples...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-5-10 - Published: 8-4-10 - Xander H.
22. New Lamps for Old – Reaping what you've Sown » reviews
This is story #2 of 4 that have major characters personal memories removed and their souls switched around to see how they'd do. In case you were wondering this is Ichigo from Bleach switched out with Naruto. Not a one shot.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 7-25-10 - Published: 11-16-09
23. I Still Say it Looks like a Nail » reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,388 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 7-8-10 - Published: 5-20-10 - Xander H.
24. Colors and Capes » reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 5-20-10 - Xander H.
25. An Exchange of Favors reviews
Xander is tagged for a temp job. One shot crack fic, cause I was bored.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-16-10 - Xander H. - Complete
26. Two outta Three reviews
Did you ever wonder who the characters were before their memories vanished, or if they might even have had a hand in wiping the minds of the world themselves?
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Big O - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-12-10 - Complete
27. First Do Know Harm » reviews
Everyone wears masks. Xander finds out that Harmony isn't at all what she seems when he saves her life one night and gets a peek behind it. Of course her death via vampire upon graduation really complicates matters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-9-10 - Published: 11-12-09 - Xander H.
28. New Lamps for Old – Death is but a Doorway » reviews
This is story #1 of 4 that have major characters' personal memories removed and their souls switched around to see how they'd do. In case you were wondering this is an old Naruto switched out with a post wedding Ranma in a Sailor Moon crossover verse.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,042 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 10-11-09
29. A realistic SI reviews
I wrote an SI, a huge thing with multiple chapters and stories. This isn't that. This is my second attempt at writing something that shows what I would actually do if stuck in the Marvelverse with superpowers.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-29-09 - Complete
30. Limbo partners reviews
Xander is sucked into Acaltha's portal, but hell isn't his destination. Belasco's Limbo just went co-op.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-22-09 - Xander H.
31. Reflection of the sun » reviews
Oz's attempt to leave Willow after Veruca's death doesn't go as planned.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-14-09 - Published: 2-26-05 - Oz & Willow R.
32. Potions Mishap » reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 198 - Updated: 1-9-09 - Published: 4-3-08 - Harry P. & Luna L.
33. Election Day reviews
Some people take the long view when it comes to leadership. Oneshot!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-19-08 - Complete
34. Wild Stallions reviews
The Gemini Water didn't have the effect Happosai expected when he doused Ranma with it.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 11-19-08 - Complete
35. Excuses for Snape reviews
A strange thought and an excuse for Snape's behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-19-08 - Harry P. & Severus S.
36. Puffin' like there's no tomorrow! » reviews
The Original Scoobs have gained in power and wisdom over time, well power anyway, but they seem to have lost some of their sanity along the way. HPBuffy Xover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 7-22-07
37. Better than Oz's costume reviews
YAHF where Xander picks a costume that actually outranks Oz's fourth season Halloween costume.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 94 - Published: 9-25-08 - Xander H. - Complete
38. The Ultimate Escape Artist reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 293 - Published: 5-24-08 - Harry P.
39. A change in the weather » reviews
X-Men Evo/Ranma 1/2 Xover. Ranma's father isn't and his mother isn't the woman he thought she was.
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,812 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 6-20-07 - Ranma & Storm/Ororo M.
40. Play it again, Naruto! » reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 271 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 5-16-07 - Naruto U.
41. An Ex X Man reviews
Late chapter addition to Tales from the Barman.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-5-08 - Xander H. - Complete
42. Rei:incarnated » reviews
What happens to the standard canon plotline when the main characters are reincarnated souls from another anime?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 1-14-08 - Published: 9-25-05 - Shinji I.
43. Not Quite reviews
HP Discworld crossover. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, but he's not quite what anyone was expecting, but what can you expect from a boy raised on the Disc?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 118 - Published: 12-9-07 - Harry P.
44. Blind Leap » reviews
Ranma learns to jump from world to world... kinda. Fragmented. Multicross.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-20-07 - Ranma
45. Killing Frost » reviews
Backstory missing backstory. Fragmented but a complete section. Ranma Realms
Crossover - X-overs & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-20-07 - Ranma
46. Pilot's Manual » reviews
Heavily fragmented story. Don't bother reading it cause it makes no sense. SR
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-20-07 - Shinji I. & Rei A.
47. Chaos to Chaos » reviews
Just parking a fragmented story here. Ranma Wanda. Xmen Evo crossover type.
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,595 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-20-07 - Ranma & Scarlet Witch/Wanda M.
48. Not a traditional Djinn » reviews
Ranma actually gets to make a wish without outside interference. ByeBye Nerima, hello Jade.
Crossover - Ranma & Gold Digger - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 6-5-07 - Published: 5-28-07 - Ranma
49. A Psychological Profile of Akane Tendo » reviews
A response to the often asked question "What is wrong with that girl?"
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 12-25-04 - Published: 3-3-03
50. Son of A Bet! reviews
Can Kitchiri help fix a really smurfed up timeline or will things only get worse for one Ranma (not related to Genma) Satome?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-04
51. What’s meant to be? » reviews
Is Akane really the one? AU, Planned xover with Tenchi Rated M for future events.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-1-03 - Published: 3-9-03
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