Hi! I am the biggest LotR fan. Not the biggest, but pretty big. I also am really into Spiderman, and have read the Harry Potter Books more than I can count. Basically, name a book and I've probably read it. Um, Madeline L'Engle, Tad Williams, Mercedes Lackey, Tamora Pierce, Dragonlance, ummm... Feel free to suggest books to me. I also reeeeaally like D&D and Magic.

My user name is...dun dun duuuh...ElvenRanger

Name: Justine Wingstar Riverwind K'Treva, Greater Good of Dulcea, High Goddess of Evinara.

Age:21

Muses: Rhone-Sister to Aragorn. Typically voice of reason. Romance scenesNori-Rhone's best friend. Crazy elf. Writes the battle scenes and some informational scenes. Link- The Link from Zelda but from an alternate universe. Writes the jokes and the silliness. Sometimes serious stuff. Likes to write tragedy. Random characters- The random characters wander around in the mist that is my head. They sometimes come and tell me stories, and I try to write them down. Current wanderers are Cherry Dumore and Serverus Snape, and a fighter/mage named Alessander.

Here's the site that was mentioned in Language of the Heart: http://www.venicecentral.com/

Works In progress: "A Flame In The Dark" "The Lord of The Rings: Mystery of the Shoes"No ideas. Postponed

Quote of the Week

Favorite Quotes

"You fear my pantless powers. Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants!" from the web-comic underpower, http://underpower.non-essential.com warning: not for kids!

"Gee, that sounds like a dwarvish curse for impotence. 'May your hammer fall out of your pocket.'" -me

"'"Excited the emnity of,"' Cuthbert said. 'That's a good phrase. Round. I intend to remember it and use it at every opportunity.'" -Wizard and Glass, Book 4 of the Dark Tower series by Steven King.

"Snape had never before believed in the existence of neon silver." 'Happy Birthday Dearest Sir" by FifthOctaveUp or whatever her name currently happens to be.

"Cheerleaders are like dancers that have become retarded." -Bring It On

"So we are all men of our word, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -Cpt'n Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean

"I miss her smell, and the way she tastes. It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it...but some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home." -Rob, High Fidelity

"Trapped...like rats...ina chia pet."-Frank, MIB2

"Yes, but why is the rum gone?!"-Capt. Jack Sparrow, The Pirates of the Caribbean:The Curse of The Black Pearl

"Only Death Cures Stupidity." -Faye, Cowboy Bebop Movie

"Suddenly the world is full of holes that people just whoosh away through." -Ron, Kim Possible

Sirius:Did you like question 10, moony? Remus:Loved it. 'give the five signs of a werewolf.' Excellent question James:D'you think you managed to get all the signs? Remus:Think I did. One: He's sitting at my desk. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin... -Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

"Q: What the fuck's up with Choo-Choo Bear? A: I dunno. What the fuck's up with you?" -FAQ, http://www.somethingpositive.net

"Mein Fuer, I can walk!" -Dr. Strangelove

"!! whaa?? duck-mage?"-NoComment, review

"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" -Dr. Strangelove

"Squirells never built spaceships." Capt. Graff, Enders Game

"Now doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart?" "Warms the shit out of my cockles" -the FBI Agents in Big Trouble

"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"fool of a Took!"-Gandalf

"my stomach has wrapped itself around my spine and is moaning piteously"-Elspeth(Mercedes Lackey)

"It all burns."-Farenheit 451

"that live there."- subordinate clause

"Spiders. Why couldn't it be follow the butterfies?"- Ron, HP&CoS Movie

"Would you destroy it?"-Frodo, The movie

"Just call me captian backfire"- John Mayer's "My Stupid Mouth"