Straight-Outta-Hobbiton
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since: 04-16-11, id: 2849816, Profile Updated: 09-21-12
country: USA
Author has written 20 stories for Supernatural, Brothers Bloom, Kuroshitsuji, Bleach, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.

Hey, readers!

I'm Emilia, I live in New Jersey, and I have lurked in the corners of fanfiction.net for God knows how long. I live for Supernatural, Bleach, White Collar, House MD, Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and various other TV shows, not to mention books, movies, and video games. I'm proud to be a dork.

I'm a music buff and a Supernatural buff, and I'm considered a pretty good beta too, so call me if you want some help!

I started this account for two reasons:

1) Myself and a friend of mine had too many fanfiction ideas to not write any down.

2) I think having somewhere to publish my fics might prompt me to finish more of them. *blushes* I tend to only finish them in my head.

I generally write for yaoi, but I do have some hetero pairings that I love, such as Jo/Lucifer, Castiel/Meg, and Castiel/girl!Dean... For the most part, though, it's all about the boy love. \o/

I also post on a livejournal account, so if you're interested, here's my link: http://anioleczka.livejournal.com/

A few things about me:

-I'm obsessed with Supernatural

-I'm obsessed with music

-I have no life

-I think Yaoi is the new black

-My favorite color happens to be black

-I think God should be paying child support at this point

-I am terrified of spiders and horses

-School is the devil's work

-I hate math

-PIRATES ARE AWESOME!

-Chuck is God

-I like my boys tough... But girly :3

-Cleaning sucks ass

- I am a fangirl

I hope you enjoy my brain, children. Go have a good time! :)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


1. Runaway reviews
Mycroft should never have told Sherlock to go away and never come back, he shouldn't have.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-13 - 11th Doctor & Mycroft H. - Complete
2. Child of Desire reviews
Ichigo is chosen by Desire to take up its role as an Endless. Now he's an androgynous, walking aphrodisiac in all the best ways, and there's another war looming.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-7-13 - Ichigo K. & K. Urahara
3. Children of the Seireitei » reviews
Stories of the children of our favorite characters, and their reasons for hiding in the human realm.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-27-13 - Published: 9-21-12 - Shunsui K. & Ichigo K. - Complete
4. Lachrymose reviews
A moment with the Doctor's true love. Just a little drabble written for a cute tumblr post.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-13 - 10th Doctor & Weeping Angels - Complete
5. Family Business reviews
So... Ichigo's the head of the mafia. His mother didn't tell Isshin everything.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-21-12 - Ichigo K. & K. Urahara
6. Everything Has Changed reviews
The Undertaker's love dies, leaving him a single father.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-12 - Undertaker - Complete
7. To Be Shown the Beauty reviews
A Cas is saved by Destiel love wrapped up in a fic about two archangels who simply need to remember who they are and who they love. Dean/Cas, Lucifer/Michael
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,983 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-27-11 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete
8. Will You Be My Superman?
Guess who comes back for Halloween? A/N: Sorry it's late! I meant to put up this little drabble yesterday but I got home from tricking and just passed out. But, here you go anyway.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Published: 11-1-11 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete
9. Things Have Changed For Me And That's Okay
Sam and girl!Lucifer are getting married- how sweet! Pure fluffiness and happy endings.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Published: 9-28-11 - Lucifer & Sam W. - Complete
10. Memories reviews
Because there needs to be more BB fiction. Here's a little trinket for y'all.
Brothers Bloom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-11 - Complete
11. In Which Castiel Is Flattered reviews
Just a little drabble. The title says it all, I think.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-12-11 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete
12. Eyeliner and Cigarettes reviews
It's been a few days since Castiel decided he was God… When the Hell did Adam come back?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-26-11 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete
13. Turpentine Kisses reviews
Meet… Luci? Post-Apocalypse AU, with a nice helping of girl!Lucifer… Imagine a pretty Courtney Love. The name is from The Smashing Pumpkins song Cupid De Locke.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-11 - Sam W. & Lucifer - Complete
14. Parklife reviews
In which the Winchesters meet Emily.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-11 - Jo H. & Lucifer - Complete
15. Temptation reviews
Meg, Castiel, a desert, a blanket, and some cigarettes. Based off the song 'Temptation' by VAST. Enjoy, minions.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-11 - Castiel & Meg M. - Complete
16. Picture Perfect reviews
In the 'Danger Line' 'verse. Michael has been put in the care of the 'Morgenstern' family.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-18-11 - Michael & Lucifer - Complete
17. The Beginning reviews
The beginning of Adam's friendship with Lucifer. Set in the 'Danger Line' 'verse, if y'all are curious.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-18-11 - Adam M. & Lucifer - Complete
18. Meat
Maybe the demon in Dean was stronger than Castiel thought. Based on the song "Meat", by Angelspit.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Published: 4-18-11 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete
19. Night of the Hunter reviews
Based off the song "Night of the Hunter" by 30 Seconds To Mars. A dark drabble on Dean's protectiveness of his friends and family.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-18-11 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete
20. Danger Line reviews
A little drabble about humanized!Lucifer and his new family. I got the idea from the Avenged Sevenfold song "Danger Line".
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-11 - Lucifer & Adam M. - Complete