| OutlawEris |
Author has written 6 stories for Robin Hood, and Fairy Tales. Woah, guys. I just realized the seventh-grade humor that one can get from the title of "Love Bites". I'm not really up with the whole teen slang cult that has developed, so I was oblivious until just yesterday. My sister just told me that problem. She, unlike myself, is a prominent cult member. Quotes: "I drink to your health when I'm with you; "I have all sorts of useless talents." - Tamora Pierce (the character Evin) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." - John Benfield Both madmen and geniuses see something that no one else does. The difference, of course, is whether or not it's actually there. - Michael Wikoff When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are. - Cary Grant My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen Degeneres REVIEWERS ARE DEMI-GODS! You should all read the complete works of the wonderfully creative and sinfully talented writers in my favorites lists. Otherwise you are a literary peon. ;-) As always, a heaping helping of thanks to "EH,MAN" - the most honest and spectacular beta EVER! | |||||||||
1. TurnJerkin » reviewsCh. 32! Maid Marian's elderly father is in Nottingham dungeon for debts, and she knows he won't survive. The only way to save him is to hand the sheriff the one outlaw she cannot betray. What will her choice be?Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,201 - Reviews: 267 - Updated: 6-26-06 - Published: 1-3-032. Below the Tower » reviewsA mix of fairy tales. The prince wants a bride. Cinderella wants him; the Piper wants a place in his orchestra; The rats want out;Rapunzel and Aurora want in. Oh, and the witch wants them all dead. And then comes the ball.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,808 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 7-29-05 - Published: 3-27-033. Welcome to Sherwood! » reviewsRobin Hood, bold outlaw of Sherwoof. Pfft! In Marian's eyes, Robert of Locksley's a sap and romantic who's going to end up with an arrow through his neck. Unless he has some VERY unusual help---Robin Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-4-05 - Published: 12-22-034. Poppycock reviewsRobin, apprentice to master thief Robert Wood, has never seen anything wrong with stealing. So why does this noble girl, Marian, tell him he's wicked? And why does he care?Robin Hood - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-24-045. Blood is Thicker Than Power » reviewsWhat if the sheriff and Robin were brothers?Robin Hood - Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-5-04 - Published: 8-18-036. Love Bites » reviewsWill believes he is in love with the Lady Marian, but he hates himself for it, cuz Robin is miserable and loves her too. Troubles mount - a new outlaw comes to camp, and she just causes more trouble. COMPLETE.Robin Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-25-03 - Published: 11-9-02 - Complete