I'm a fan of azureshipping...oh well deal with it.

Quotes:

If good things come to those who wait, does that mean the bad things are reserved by the rebellious? - EggrollEmpress

"In Yu-Gi-Oh, there are no women. Only EXTREMELY girly men..." - Marik (YGOTAS)

"Too many religions...and only one god!" - Ozzy Osbourne (I Don't Wanna Stop)

Awesome people:

1. God (Or whoever you believe in...)

2. Me

3. My friends

4. Seth Green, obvious reasons, in an alternate universe that man is my husband .

5. Bioware, they made KotOR...and MASS EFFECT! I freaking love JOKER!

6. The dude who made Yu-Gi-Oh

7. The guy who made Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged series

8. Whoever wants to be 8th...

I'm a fan of azureshipping, polarshipping, and possibly kiddieshipping...
I don't know, I got this whole matchmaking list:

1. Seto/Tea

2. Joey/Mai

3. Tristan/Serenity

4. Mokuba/Rebecca

5. Duke...who cares? He can just go out with one of his fan girls.

If you've ever heard of the game trilogy Mass Effect, you'll know what I'm talking about. If you don't, look into it! (Especially if you have a thing for Star Wars, RPG (Role-Playing Games) styled games, Seth Green (one day I'll create a time machine and change the year I was born to 1979, so I could marry him without such an age gap) or if you enjoy an emotional deep sci-fi, futuristic game.)

Mass Effect Fav Couples .

1. Joker/EDI (HANDS DOWN! I FREAKING LOVE THEM! FAVORITE CHARACTERS, FAVORITE COUPLE! They were meant to be...I'll explain later)

2. (F)Shepard/Kaidan Alenko (I'm not saying aliens and humans couldn't hook up, but I'd prefer having Kaidan be my kid's dad)

3. Tali/Legion (This couple speaks to me! It's like Joker and EDI, synthetics hooking up with organics...must be a fetish. They remind me of Romeo and Juliet...minus all the suicide and stuff...depending on your choices really)

4. (F)Shepard/Garrus Vakarian (Garrus is a badass, the only reason I'd romance him...but I'll stick with Kaidan majority of the time anyway)

5. (M)Shepard/Ashley Williams (Same thing as #2 really, just the opposite gender option. Got the idea from my brother who romanced her, my brother is kickass, Ashley's a kickass soldier, works for me!)

6. (M)Shepard/Miranda Lawson (Miranda, well she's the Cerberus "hottie", genetically engineered for perfection. She's human-ish, kind of why Ashley's my top choice)

7. WhateverCharacterYouAre/WithWhoeverYouWant (I don't care if you prefer the awesome aliens on your crew, they're all great characters! I just wouldn't pick them, everyone is entitled to their own opinion)

Reasons why I think my pairings are awesome:

Joker/EDI (This is more for the Joker fangirls and boys who have been honestly 'bitching' about EDI being a sexbot...way to insult your ride across the galaxy...jerks)

I get Joker is awesome and it would be cool if he could be romanced but honestly;

1) Shepard's died enough, how much heartbreak can he take?

2) He has spent more time with EDI than anyone else, including Shepard (combining all three games).

3) Shepard has enough romance options, give Joker a break.

4) EDI probably does have the parts, (that said fangirls and boys have accused her of not having) as an infiltration capability. Come on it's Cerberus tech, look at Miranda!)

5) ...Shepard doesn't have time for this s/he has a galaxy to save!

If you go on Youtube, and type in Joker turns down Shepard, you'll probably see a comment similar to what I said here...yeah that would be me commenting. One out of thousands who've seen the video, (I thought it was hilarious) who actually thinks the JEDI pairing is awesome, and not flipping Shoker (Shepard/Joker) I also think that their couple name is stupid. Since I love Star Wars I think the JEDI pairing name is awesome...

Shepard/Kaidan, Tali/Legion, Shepard/Garrus, Shepard/Ashley, Shepard/Miranda

I've already said it...

Avatar: The Last Airbender opinion:

I absolutly love Zutara! Even though, I knew right from the get-go, that Aang and Katara were going to be canon. Bu-b-but, Zuko is hotter! Literally! What girl doesn't want her man to be the opposite element as her, and steamy at that! Sokka could work with just about any of the girls, I mean come on, the guy's a stud.

Iroh- My most favorited character. I never had the experience of a grandfather, or grandparents at that, they died before I had the chance to really get to know any of them. But Iroh, he always gave me this homey kind of feeling. I enjoyed his life-lessons advice he'd give to Zuko, and the charisma he'd give everyone else. The hardship of outliving his only child, that's a burden for any parent to withstand, made him all the more real. The way he gives encouraging advice to others gets to me, his character has depth. He is almost a saint, but he has gradually dealt with his uneasy past. My favorite moments are when he acts as a major fatherly figure for Zuko, because his real father isn't worthy to be a father, I think it gives him a sense of re-living new moments with his deceased son. My most heartfelt moment; his little story in Ba Sing Se, when he goes around helping everyone he encounters (minus the guy with the broken window). His episode's ending, almost me cry. The fact that he purchased a small kit to celebrate, had me confused a bit, at first I thought he was buying it to plan something for Zuko and a girl. When I realized what it was really for, had me on the verge of tears. He was celebrating his deceased son's birthday, the fact that he did that makes me really want to cry. It's terrible to think of outliving your child, I loved this moment, to add to it that episode was dedicated to his original voice actor, Mako, who had died.

Zuko - I see him as a typical misunderstood teenager, his character has a lot of depth. What I love about his character is his relationship with his uncle is a stronger bond than with his corrupt father, that and the little lessons and advice his uncle gives him. It truly is inspiring.

Katara - Strong willed female, who can fend for herself. I wish I had that confidence...and that she hooked up with Zuko instead. :P

Aang - A kid, trapped in the responsibilty of a matured adult. Poor guy, but he did a good job anyway.

Sokka - Comic relief characters have a soft spot in my heart, since I consider myself the comic relief character amongst my friends. This guy is awesome, and he is a true ladies man.

Toph - Tomboys all the way! I can act like Toph a lot, she's misunderstood, she doesn't want help all the time. I can be her at times, but maybe a little more sensitive.

Azula - Crazy, evil, power-hungry, blue fire and lightning bending bitch. Sums it all really...moving on!

Mai - Quiet I guess, I like her and I don't like her. She's cool, and stuff but she's Zuko's love interest. Totally interferes with my Zutara fantasy!

Ty Lee - The ditsy one. Reminds me of a few of my friends. I can't help myself to think this, but honestly, I can't be the only one who wants to slap some sense into her!

Suki - Badass. Fan warrior lady. Just awesome.

Victorious Fav Couples:

1) Caterina (Cat) Valentine/Robbie Shapiro Cabbie! =_= (Robbie and Cat are amazing! Too cute together!)

2) Jade/Beck (Don't ask me, I like them together better than anyone else.)

3) Tori/Andre (GAH! I can't put the accent mark over his name! NOOO...so yeah these guys totally click...)

Zoey 101 Fave Couples:

1) Logan Reese/Lola Martinez I absolutely love these two! They're both feisty, actors, names both start with 'L', but there aren't like any fics about this pair, and I love them so much...too bad I can't write, otherwise I would've wrote one. :P

2) Chase Matthews/Zoey Brooks Well DUH! It was totes destiny!

3) Michalel Barret/Lisa ? They could totally work, no wonder they were dating in the show.

4) Quinn/Mark It's not rocket science to notice how these two click. Why they broke up is really stupid. That and if she's with Logan that ruins Lola and Logan...can't have that!

Kick-Ass Opinion:

Kick Ass - Dave's pretty cool, I don't get what's so wrong with comics and superheroes. Admit it, everyone wants to be able to dress up in spandex, and not look like a douche, and pretend they are superman. I'm a woman and I approve of nerds, ComiCon and superheroes! Fuck the haters...not literally...they don't deserve that.

Hit-Girl - Mindy is a boss. If I was raised like she was, it'd be cool, but kinda weird. Like what the heck does a kid do to be normal? Beat the crap out of some punk? I don't know! Anyway. I totally like her and Chris to be together...because I'm sick and twisted like that, you know? I'm all about villains! Am I the only one who thinks Chris is adorable, though? Actor or character, he is adorable.

Red Mist/ The Motherfucker - He's so badass. I like his color scheme. He kinda reminds me of a Bruce Wayne or Dick Grayson, since he's rich and his daddy is dead and whatnot. Well, except he's a villain...not a vigilante...sucks balls. WHY RED MIST WHY! I wanted you with Mindy! Damn you Chris! Choosing the dark side of the force! Although Red and Black is a very nice color combination for a suit and stuff, coming from my artistic perspective!

Big Daddy - I really must say, Damon, your suit is pretty fricking awesome. Batman is a totally swank man to doppelgang. I thought it was cool he raised his daughter to defend herself, I mean, that just cuts down on surprise attacks in an alley and stuff. I love how he says, 'child' and 'baby doll' and 'sugar', instead of her name.

Frank D'Amico - Prick. Douche dad. Y U NO like son?! Your kid is fricking adorable! WAH! And cut down on the fucking drugs, god.

About me:

When it comes to my fanfictions, they are more sponataneous, rather than sitting down and taking the time to plan out what I write. I impulsively write, and go with the flow. The funny thing is; I usually get my story plot ideas when I'm in the shower. Weird, I KNOW!

So anyway, I have a drawing talent, all my friends and other people are always telling me my drawings are AMAZING! I've been getting into anime/manga so my drawings look detailed (down to the shading and shadows). I have drawn Yami, Seto, and Tea. I want to make a long poster with all the main characters of Yu-Gi-Oh! hand drawn on it. A long process. Maybe sometime I'll post the drawings...probably not though...

In the future, I want to become a nurse then a writer. What better way to start than by writing fanfics? Well, I've posted my stories here and people read them. If you're thinking that I write this stories to be reviewed, well you're half right. I write because I need to get a story plot out of my brain and on paper, err screen. The reviews help too, I need to know what I've been failing at, or if I should continue to do what I'm doing. So, I'd like to see more reviews. :D

Oh yeah, in my demented fantasy future: I build a time machine, change the year I was born to 1979, marry Seth Green, and go to Comic-Con like every YEAR! COSPLAYERS UNITE!

STORY INSPIRATIONS (MUSIC)

Bad Boy - Bad Boy by Cascada (Title is from song title, story revolves around song)

Past is Past - You're Going Down by Sick Puppies (Seto's revenge, and his quarrel with Pharaoh)

There and Back Again - S&M by Rihanna (It describes Raven in later chapters)

Change of Heart - The Bird and the Worm by The Used (Describes Zuko's psychological problems)

Promise - What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction (Maggie's insecurities, but Jasper likes her anyway)

Therapuetic Torture - I Was Lost Without You (Mass Effect 3 soundtrack) by Sam Hulick (This song drives emotion through me...I sound really sentimental don't I? Helpless-Romantic right here.)

I am quite sure there will be more of my fanfictions added to this list, I rely on music more than I'd like to admit, even for story inspirations...

BTW, sorry to the Yaoi fans, but I EXTREMELY DISLIKE the Yaoi fics. I don't know, I just prefer...STRAIGHT. Had to get that off my chest...

Put this
on your profile
if you support
the ORIGINAL
YUGIOH!! (meaning not GX or 5D!) ORIGINAL YUGIOH

Ok if that didn't tell you enough I'll say it...I like the Original Yu-Gi-Oh, not GX or 5D or whatever the new one is called...I like it enough, that I'm still getting cards from the original series (more difficult now since the newer series are here)...

I LOVE Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged series (YGOTAS)...the one by CardGamesFTW (aka LittleKuriboh) that man is a genius!

NOTICE: Thanks for reviewing my stories...it really helps...and I'm really sorry to be keeping the readers of my stories waiting. I will try to upload a chapter for Past is Past and for Not Again. Also a heads up, I might be making a sequel to, probably the majority of my readers favorite, Bad Boy. I'm not sure though, so I won't spoil it, and let some people down. So thanks for reading and reviewing, and I'll try to upload more chapters soon! :D

*September 5th 2012* WELL...I am an epic fail. :Promises before summer, to update and stuff. Summer is over, not one update.: You all have one free virtual slap, every additional slap will cost you in monetary value. I suck at keeping promises, BUT would you all be at ease if I said,

"Okay, fanfic followers of the interwebs, I will go ham everytime I have a thought, a teeny tiny plot thought, I will juice it into an update ASAP. I'll go do it right now...after I find some fanfiction for me to read, I'm in a Young Justice phase...might write a Dick and Babs story...probably should finish my other stories first...I'm not a very reliable source of entertainment...ANYWAY. I WILL UPDATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY UNFINISHED STORIES VERY SOON. Kay bye."

*January 17th 2013* Happy New Year's guys and gals of the internet! I know I'm an asshole for not uploading anything. I've been distracted by different phases, like Young Justice, Red Dawn and now Kick-Ass. Hah hah...I know. TERRIBLE. >.IF I DON'T UPDATE! FREAKING PM ME! LIKE SERIOUSLY! I WILL GET OFF MY ASS AND ATTEMPT TO WRITE YOU A CHAPTER. By the way, some of these stories I might not have much in store for...so I MIGHT PUT THEM UP FOR ADOPTION. UP FOR GRABS PEOPLE! Then you can twist my stories, that I got from twisting the characters of another's creation, into your own personal fantasies! LOL! I'm so funny. Just kidding. But seriously, let me know and I will send you what I have left for that story and let you take the reins. :D Happy reading!

Don't ask me why I did this stuff...I just thought I should add a "little" more to this profile for you guys to look at...

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(I already do that...)

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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20 Things To Do At Supermarkets!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu I choose you!"

17. When someone looks at you, stare at them & after a minute, smile.

18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many people look up
optional: laugh at them after

19. Superglue a penny to the concrete in the parking lot & see how many people try to pick it up.

20. Get 2 pigs (weird i know) and paint 'pig 1' one the first pig and 'pig 3' on the second pig. See how long it takes them to find 'pig 2'

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!THIS IS GREAT ADVICE...

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" (I've done this so many times with such a straight face, Oh my God...those boys were really freaked.)

Friends: give you an umbrella when its raining
Best Friends: take your umbrella and yell RUN RETARD RUN!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap.

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE, GET A BAT AND FOLLOW ME!!

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If you ever feel alone, but still stand tall...copy and paste this to your profile.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Spare me the ignorance)
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to move so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

The Random Quiz, Made by...Someone...

1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? 9. In studying how we make sense of our everyday life, enthomethodologists try to uncover our background assumptions. These form the basic core of our reality, and we base our actions on what we define as real. Because our perceptions are rooted in the social structure and in interactions with others, sociologists use the term the social construction of reality. (Heh...that awkward moment when you have a sociology textbook...and you don't take that course...)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? The door to my parents' bedroom

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Grimm

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 12:30AM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 1:22AM (Way off much?!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My dad snoring...heh heh..

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Walking home from the bus stop, at like 2:50PM

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Another profile to get this survey...?

9. What are you wearing? My clothes...you know? A shirt and jeans...oh and socks!

10. Did you dream last night? I usually dream about the person I like, and it fades to black (like that song!)or I can't remember and I'm hallucinating and I didn't have a dream.

11. When did you last laugh? Right now when I read the previous-previous person's answer to this question which was "Right now when my little brother screamed like a girl."

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Paint...musician decor...and some paintings...and a pastel portrait of my dad from Hershey Park from a few years ago.

13. Seen anything weird lately? Well...this one time...I was in the hallway okay? Then a noise went off and these funny looking flesh things came out of this mysteriously linked boxes and they were like, "BLAHBLAHBLAH!!" I was like what are those things?! I found out they were teenaged humans, and the boxes were "rooms"...so the weirdest thing I've seen recently was a human teenager! Just kidding...I was in my High School, and I saw some really freaky people, purposely getting attention...mad weird!

14. What do you think of this quiz? If it had some snacks it would be better...but I'll suck up my pride for the time being.

15. What is the last film you saw? The last film I saw was...wait, complete film? Ip Man (2008), or some of the film? Ninja Assassin (the blood confused me)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Dr. Evil's lair and/or son...just kidding. I'd fund charities. And pay debts.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I guess you could saying I'm falling for a guy who is a College Sophomore, and I'm only in High School. Don't worry my friend and I both agree he's hot, she said I had a better chance since I was the only one he really talked to when we all went on this trip. We flirt everytime we see each other. The sad thing is, when ever I say something will happen, it will be the opposite. I can sense I will be forever alone...

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would end all conflicts with countries and unite us all under one world banner, so we could move forward in scientific studies, into space! Like in Mass Effect! Oh and destroy the Friday song/mute justin whatshisface specifically for me anytime his songs play.

19. Do you like to dance? No, I can't dance. I'm a socially awkward penguin. I've been to enough school dances to notice dancing has diminished to fist pumping, mosh pits, and grinding. None are all too appealing for me.

20. George Bush: I remember seeing this video that showed his face morph into a Reptilian Alien (conspiracies I know...) scarred me for life and scared the sh*t out of me!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Calypso, I love Greek and Roman mythology and whatnot, main reason why I chose Astronomy for an elective next year.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Septimus, sounds cool. I just want my kids to have unique names, something you don't see everyday, like common names, they bore me!!

Funny Phobias If you laugh at any of these, paste it in your profile!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

Androphobia- Fear of males A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!"

Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming.

Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman A guy looks at his fiance

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand."

Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!"

Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch.

Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!"

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jaz

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jazizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): purple pidgeon

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Victoria Garden

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom/dad's maiden/ gentleman(?) name): Frijaroa (I love Star Wars...but I can never pronounce their names...how do I say my own?!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Orange Coke (Orange Crush...Cocaine...uh? Drugs?)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom/dad's maiden(er gentleman?)name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aiviwna

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Figueroa (How is that a first name?)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Cow (Heh heh heh...I have a Koi fish...it's spotted black and white, so I nick named it Cow.)

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Kumquat Cataclysm

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Turquoise Pegleg