| Louiseifer |
Author has written 53 stories for Good Omens, Harry Potter, Discworld, Treasure Island, Velvet Goldmine, Misc. Books, Alexander, M*A*S*H, Star Wars, Jade Empire, Doctor Who, House, M.D., and Stargate: Atlantis. Figured I should update this again. I've decided to leave up everything I've written on ff.net over the years, but I doubt there will be much else joining these stories in the near future. My fanfiction well has run dry and I have realworld writing ambitions which I should be focusing on. Anyways, take a look for yourself. This is basically a portfolio to show how far my writing has developed over the last four years (although it somehow feels longer). You'll find Harry Potter in there, MASH, Discworld, Star Wars and Jade Empire, as well as a handful of others. A lot of it is slash, but anyone who has a problem with that in this century should be locked in a box with a pair of my smelly socks until they give in. The only fandom I can guarantee free of slash is Discworld, if you really are all that bothered. My favourite stories list is also well worht a look, but again some of the stuff on there is from four years ago so mind how you go. On the off-chance anyone's interested, I will take fanfic requests in any fandom I've already written in (ask if you want something else), preferably slash but I'm looking for challenges here to hone my skills and what-have-you, so if there's anything you've always wanted to see done but never found or written yourself, I'm the person to email. Don't be offended if I say no, I'm probably just busy with other writing comittments. It's well worth a try though. | |||||||||
1. Sanctuary reviewsJack hunts down the Doctor, seeking revenge. What he finds is sactuary. JackxFiveDoctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-21-07 - Complete2. Doctor Mirabilis » reviewsWhen light manipulating aliens dupe the human race into believing they constitute the one true God, the Doctor finds himself torn between revealing the absolute truth, and saving the life of the man he has grown to love. TenxJack.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,395 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 8-13-063. Scottish Rain » reviewsCarson takes Rodney home to meet his family. Slash.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 3-20-07 - Carson B. & Rodney M.4. Stasis reviewsChange is all in the mind. JackxTenDoctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-075. On the Shoulders of Giants reviewsMcKay flips a coin, and the universe splits in two. McKayxBeckett.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-9-07 - Rodney M. & Carson B. - Complete6. Ripples reviewsThere's one thing Wilson understands better than House the aftermath is always more crucial than the event itself.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-11-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete7. Ghosts reviewsSometimes, things change. HousexWilson angst.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-18-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete8. Aftermath reviewsAtton's 1st person account of his relationship with Carth. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-06 - Complete9. The Higher Path reviewsPlagued by uncertainty, Sky finds it impossible to sleep. Set at Dirge, during the night. Canonical slash.Jade Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-10-06 - Complete10. A Fairly Adequate Heaven reviewsPost Jade Empire, Sky returns to the Imperial city. Canon slash.Jade Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-6-06 - Complete11. Entanglement reviewsSometimes you don't need the force to create the strongest of bonds. Bao DurxLSM!Exile. Previously published under the title Implosion Point.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-2-06 - Complete12. Heart of DarknessTwo Jedi and their Padawan learners are sent on a mission to rid a backwater planet of a menacing beast, but there’s more to the mission than either youngster anticipates. Will become RevanxExileStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Published: 4-30-0613. In The Twilight Kingdom reviewsCarth reflects on the nature of love and war after Revan leaves known space. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-26-06 - Complete14. And Not to Yield reviewsKotOR: Dustil has a family of his own, and is forced to learn a few surprising things about his father.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-19-06 - Complete15. A Nice Day reviewsCarth takes a wellearned break, but his problems are never far away. Thankfully, neither is Revan. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-06 - Complete16. Awakening reviewsRevan tries to teach Bastila a fragment of truth, and discovers this is much more difficult than it should be. BastilaxFemale!Revan. Follows a darkside ending. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-14-06 - Complete17. Echoes reviewsCarth's betrayal sense is tingling. He can't adjust to happiness because it is always too good to be true. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-11-06 - Complete18. In Retrospect reviewsAtton's perspective as he looks back on the one that got away. AttonxCarth slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-29-06 - Complete19. Edge of the World reviewsPost Sith Lords Revan has returned to meet Carth on Dantooine. Mild slash.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-06 - Complete20. Many Ways to Fall reviewsWith four Star Maps down and one to go, Carth – with the help of Mission – comes to terms with his feelings for Revan. Male LS RevanxCarth and that means slash. Consider yourself warned.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-06 - Complete21. A Distant Memory100 word drabble. BJTrapper slashM*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 2-14-06 - BJ H. & Trapper M. - Complete22. Ben reviewsHawkeye's PoV as he admits his love to BJ. Chock full o'slash. Also naughty words. Written because the Valentine spirit can permiate even my hardy exoskeleton of cynicism. By which I mean to say this is fairly angstfree for once.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-11-06 - Hawkeye P. & BJ H. - Complete23. I'll Tell You In The Morning, Hawkeye » reviewsIt is the mid 1980s, and Hawkeye tries to justify some of her father's actions in a brutally honest letter to to Erin Hunnicut. Now finished. Involves slash and character death.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-11-06 - Published: 2-4-06 - Hawkeye P. & BJ H. - Complete24. Set in Darkness reviewsBJ needs Hawkeye to break him before he can know how to put himself back together. Slash.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-06 - BJ H. & Hawkeye P. - Complete25. Saints and Sinners reviewsMorality is a tricky subject in wartime, but the Padre finds himself at a spiritual impasse when he discovers Hawkeye and B.J. have found a fascet of peace in each other's arms.M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-13-05 - Hawkeye P. & BJ H.26. Swan Song reviewsA reunion of old comrades takes the form of a vaguely Shakespearian play, but is it tragedy or comedy? Slash, but fairly mild. HawkeyeTrapper, HawkeyeB.J.?M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-05 - Hawkeye P. & BJ H.27. Viva La Wossname reviewsSet just after the "past" timeline of Night Watch. Young Sam has a lot to think about, and the Monks of History have a bit of tidying up to do.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-7-0528. In The Orange Grove reviewsA philosophy lesson and an exploration of deepest friendship for Alexander. AHAlexander - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-12-0529. The Stuff Life is Made Of reviewsTime waits for nobody, even Sirius Black. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-31-04 - Sirius B. & Remus L.30. Colourblind reviewsRemus Lupin sees the world in black-and white, but you don't need to use your eyes for someone like Sirius Black.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-19-04 - Sirius B. & Remus L.31. Mirrors of the Past reviewsHe has tried to carry on, tried to forget, tried to forgive, but eventually, unavoidably, has come crawling like a child back to his mother’s arms with a grazed knee and a broken heart"Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-4-04 - Remus L. & Sirius B.32. Gambits and Endgames reviewsCan a relationship be like a game of chess? Can a game of chess be like a relationship? James and Peter play. Remus and Sirius nurse old wounds. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-15-04 - Sirius B. & Remus L.33. I Need Some Sleep reviewsRemus reflects as Sirius sleeps. Very short.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-13-04 - Remus L. & Sirius B.34. Games of Trust » reviewsIt is but months before that fateful Halloween night, and Sirius Black is on the trail of Remus Lupin's mysterious blond-haired loverHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,900 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-1-04 - Published: 5-22-04 - Remus L. & Sirius B.35. Cut the Rope reviewsSirius was waiting for him, beyond the veil...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-18-04 - Remus L. & Sirius B.36. Sirius' Cure for Wedding Nerves » reviewsThe sequal to Sirius' Cure For Exam Tension. Focuses on Lily and James' wedding. Anything you don't understand will most likely be explained away by the prequel. . .Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-18-04 - Published: 10-24-03 - Remus L. & Sirius B.37. New Depths » reviewsLucius Malfoy is bored. Remus Lupin is pretty. There's a lot of money resting on the outcome of this dangerous combination. SlashHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 5-24-04 - Published: 5-11-04 - Lucius M. & Remus L.38. The Curse of Basil Hallward reviewsDorian Gray fanfiction. An exploration into the mind and heart of Basil Hallward, and perhaps the answer to his mysterious curseMisc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-18-0439. The Picture of Sirius Black » reviewsHarry PotterDorian Gray crossover-ish. Remus Lupin makes the mistake of a lifetime when he paints a portrait of his lover, Sirius BlackHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-7-04 - Published: 3-2-04 - Sirius B. & Remus L.40. The Darkness Of Harry Potter » reviewsHarry's loyalties to all that is good are weakening. He's tempted by dark magic and all his guardian, Remus Lupin can do is watch...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 3-7-04 - Published: 8-29-03 - Harry P. & Remus L.41. Exercises In Free Love reviewsA newcommer to the glam rock scene threatens Brian Slade's success, but all he can see is a beautiful pair of eyes...Velvet Goldmine - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-0442. We're all crazy now » reviewsIt's the 70's. Sirius decides that forming a band is a great idea. Remus, James and Peter have little choice but to agree. . . [Yes, it's slashy but for heaven's sake Sirius is wearing sequins. Of course he's gay.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-21-04 - Published: 12-14-03 - Sirius B. & Remus L.43. Happy Christmas Padfoot reviewsFive words: More short, seasonal, fluffy slashHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-16-03 - Remus L. & Sirius B.44. Sirius' Cure for Exam Tension » reviewsSirius and Remus slash, sort of about exam stress. Sirius eats a lot of pineapple and summons rock stars. Remus frets, despairs and agonises. everyone else watches in confusion.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 10-21-03 - Published: 6-14-03 - Sirius B. & Remus L.45. Definition Of A Wolf II » reviewsContinuing the saga...Remus and Sirius are finally together but how long will their happiness last?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-25-03 - Sirius B. & Remus L.46. Pain and Pleasure » reviewsRemus and Sirius SLASH. General reflections on their relationship. Angsty goodness.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-15-03 - Published: 4-10-03 - Sirius B. & Remus L.47. Avast Ye! » reviewsWhat do pirates do with all that treasure they loot? You don't know? Neither do they...(Really loose parody with none of the actual TI characters, but fun nevertheless.)Treasure Island - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-7-03 - Published: 4-22-0348. Definition of a Wolf » reviewsSirius and Remus slash story with a plot. Officially ENDEDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,926 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 3-7-03 - Published: 11-16-02 - Sirius B. & Remus L.49. Call of Darkness reviews"We were his friends. We could have stopped him. We didn't." Remus and Sirius get mixed up with Death Eaters, danger and more than their fair share of mystery.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-15-03 - Remus L. & Sirius B.50. Fallen Angels reviewsWhat will Crowley do when faced with redemption? God in a green suit. Unmissable.Good Omens - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-12-0351. Happy Christmas, Moony reviewsFour words: Short, Seasonal, Fluffy, Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-23-02 - Sirius B. & Remus L.52. A Carrot By Any Other Name reviewsA story about Carrot. He's having a bad day...Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-21-02