Alley Petifier
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since: 04-18-11, id: 2855073, Profile Updated: 11-15-11
country: USA
Author has written 4 stories for Big Time Rush, Vampire Diaries, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Lol...I'm a ton like James...All you Rushers out there know what I'm talking about ;) ^_^

I wanted to write something here because now that I started a story people might start coming here :D I love softball, reading, writing (of course :P :) :D), poetry (usually mostly writing my own free verse I might actually get something published!!!), singing, and dancing. I'm letting you know now that I don't keep on adding new chapters to stories without encouragement so if you like one of my stories please review so I know you liked it or hated it and if you did like it then it will encourage me to keep on adding to stories!!! That's all I have to say now!! Oh and the book (poetry) I shall keep all you guys updated about how it's going on here :)

I love music and it's my life. I don't have a favorite song and I love all music except for opera.

My favorite colors are black, red, blue, and white.

I love to talk so please PM me!!! :)

Oh and if you do PM me then I would love to know where you're from cuz it's interesting how there's people all over the world reading this!!! :D

Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. 2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which is cooler, black or white? 6. Name a person of your same gender. 7. What's your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Which is prettier, lakes of oceans? 10. What is your wish? Done with that? Here are the answers: 1. You are in love with this person. 2. If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love. Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved. Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom. S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate. 5. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change. White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you chose: California: You love adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, MelRose520, Meggiemoggymoo, Morwen's Cat, BigTimeLoganLover (AKA Ella),daisy54154, Alley Petifier

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Writing lists is funny. Not it's not! Oh I don't know...)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine. *cough STARBUCKS cough*

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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Favourite Big Time Rush Quotes:

Logan: Together we're 64, that's older than you. (pauses) i mean, that is older than you, isn't it?
Mrs. Knight: Eat.
Logan: ok...

Kendall: Why do you think Gustavo locks his fridge?
James: I bet he keeps his heart in there.
Logan: Or his victims.
Carlos: Or food!

Kendall: (on the phone)
James, Bitters is roaming the hall now looking for our party. Did you get everyone out of the apartment?
James: We're working on it.
Kendall: Are you on the dance floor?
James: I can't hear you. We're... dancing into a tunnel.

Kendall: Gustavo, the song is great.
Gustavo: Um, of course it's great. I wrote it. But the band isn't great! What's missing is the secret rock and roll ingredient.
James: Hair mousse.
Carlos: Chocolate mousse.
Logan: Spandex? Please don't say spandex.

Mercedes: I've just decided that...you're my new boyfriend. (grabs Kendall) Let's go!
Kendall: What? I don't even know her! Help me!

Kendall: It's also time you stopped feeding me dinosaur shaped chicken!
Mrs. Knight: you love your dinosaur chicken!
Kendall: Well, yeah ...when I was eight!
Logan: We are men now, Mrs. knight!
James and Carlos: (playing with dino chicken) RAARRR!!!

Carlos: Of course he loves you! Who wouldn't love you? With... your hair...and your hands...and that rat dog thing...

Kendall: What have we learned since we came to LA?
James: Black is the new black!
Logan: if you drink cold milk on a hort day you die!
Carlos: Every time you leave your house your toys come to life!

Kendall: This looks weird, right?

Kendall: We promised to do this in a responsible manner. Now, we have 64 years of experiene between us and...who am I kidding?! I'll race you to the media room!

Gustavo: I'm gonna laugh and leave victoriously now! Muahahahaha!!!

Carlos: I'm gonna bring a snowmobile to my desert island!
Logan: Tropical climate, genius!
Carlos: Will you just let me have fun on my desert island?! It's MINE!

Logan: 100% of the female population are attracted to guys with British accents!
Kednall: But none of us are British.
Logan: Speak for youself, guvnor.

Jo: Oh, sorry. i never got your name.
Carlos: Uh...Reginald Solsberry from England!
Logan: WHAT!

Carlos: SWIRLY SLIDE!

All: PUDDING!

Carlos: ...and then hit it with a sledgehammer!

Logan: i was seven, i didn't know what I was doing!

Kendall: Bad boys go where they want.

Gustavo: (To Logan) So, are you gonna do the right thing?
Kendall: No, i am. Hold my loofa.

Logan: Don't go in there! He's Satan! He's Satan with Bugeye sunglasses!

James: We look good!
Kendal: we look like Uncle Sam threw up on us!

Logan: Oh no! His battery died! Wait...what?

James: I think I broke the statue.

Logan: I gotta get new friends.

Kendall: James, you're orange and you look like a freak.

Logan: I was seven, i didn't know what I was doing!

Gustavo: STOP BEING ORANGE!

James: My lucky comb!

Logan: Oh is a letter genius, not a song title.

Gustavo: i am the lone song writting wolf.

Carlos: I knew we should have chose camp awesome!

Man 1: I think I'm the fastest man alive! (goes to GWR headquarters) I am the fastest man alive!

Man 2: I think I'm the strongest man alive! (goes to GWR headquarters) I am the strongest man alive!

Man 3: I think I'm the hottest guy alive! (goes to GWR headquarters) WHO THE HELL IS JAMES MASLOW!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

What is your favourite colour and why?

red its awesome

Who is your celebrity crush?
every boy in Big Time Rush (mostly James!!!)

Who would you go lesbian for?
i dont go that way but if i did i would have to choose Nina Dobrev

What's your favourite film?

Harry Potter series, and Hangover

What's the one fast food you can't live without?
Pizza

Worst habit?
talking to my self

Last song you listened to on your Ipod?
If I Ruled The World by Big Time Rush

Three most listened to songs on your itunes?
Bella's Lullaby, Let Me Sign, Supermassive Black Hole, If I Ruled the World

DO YOU

Play an instrument?: yepp

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: yes

Like to sing?: all the time

Have a job?: nope

Have a cell phone?: no

Like to play sports?: totally!

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no

Have a crush on someone?: a couple of people

Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: nope

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: no just 3

Have any special talents/skills?: singing, writing, dancing, and acting

Exercise daily?: school, softball, basketball, jump-roping (everyday after school ;) gotta 'gain more endurance than a marathon runner' (all my BTR fans out there know what I'm talking about ;D)

Like school?: most of the time

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?: yes

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: yes

Speak any other languages?: english, spanish, australian english, french

Go a day without food?: no but very little food, yes

Remember your dreams: most of the time

Read music, not just tabs?: kinda

Roll your tongue?: yes

Eat a whole pizza?: maybe, never tried

HAVE YOU EVER

Won something in the lottery?: nope

Snuck out of the house?: nope, no reason 2 yet

Lied to get out of trouble?: yes

Had a computer crash?: ya, literally, it fell off the counter (my mom did it)

Gotten lost in your city?: no

Seen a shooting star?: nope

Been to any other countries?: yaa!!! Australia!!! LOVE IT THERE!!!

ARE YOU

Fat: no

randome: you bet i am

awesome: totally!!! people tell me everyday :)

what do you say if people tell you, you are not cool?: cool is another word for cold, if i ain't cold then i am hot, i know i'm hot. thank you for embrasing it.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened... yesterday.

Fandom Survey : Big Time Rush

Favorite character: James
Least Favorite character: Bitters
Character with the best hair:James
Character with the best eyes: Kendall
Character I'd most like to kiss: James
Character I'd most want to hug: Carlos
Character I'd make lunch for: All ;P
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Kendall
Character I'd go shopping with: James
Character I'd go dancing with: Kendall
Character I'd take over the world with: Logan
Favorite Pairing: Kendall/James
Favorite relationship: I have no idea ;P

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. I only like it when I really want something and we're getting what I want.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 14 (Hmmm, I guess I sort of am a tomb boy but at the same time not :P)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. I sort of only smile when people expect me to.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 5 (That's really weird!)


1. Daughter of the gods and Chaos reviews
The gods have a secret missing person that they've kept their demigods from knowing about...will she turn up or not? What happens if she turns out to be an assassin? Will she forgive them? All OCs and suggestions accepted!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-16-12
2. Nothing Even Matters reviews
This has nothing to do with BTR. I just used their song title for my title... Rated T for mild violence and death.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-11
3. Big Time What? » reviews
Gustavo is signing a new girl group and James falls in love with the lead girl and doesn't want to do anything but listen to their music and stare at her.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 6-12-11 - James
4. Damon's in Love? » reviews
What happens when Damon finds someone he might like more then just for using. He's never liked Elena in this story Rated M for future chapters
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-30-11 - Published: 7-6-11 - Damon S.