Author has written 2 stories for Gallagher Girls.
if you are reading this then you must have the right amount of clearance
but unfortunatly you only have access to the file of this screen name: its-ehpay-kid
please note that this is a copy from CIA files. we were caught trying to download file so only some information was able to be downloaded.
screen name: its-ehpay-kid
codename: vu-du witch (as in voo-doo dolls)
real name: classified
height: five feet and one and a half inches
hair: in side:dark brown, black; out in the sun: light brown, red-ish, dark brown-ish, orange-ish
eyes: dark brown
interests: swimming, reading, watching t.v, bowling, going on the computer, sneaking around, listening to music, writing stories, going to theme/amusement parks, going to parks, swinging on swings, hanging around friends and cousins...adults not so much
hobbies: writing stories, going crazy, being shy
sports: swimming, badmitton, volleyball
performing arts: piano, singing, marching band
attends (school): classified
dislikes: bitches (a given), some guy whose name is unknown (system has a hard time tracking down people at this time), being bored, being around boring people
relationship status: system cannot be sure at this time. but before system failed she said she was with someone
talents: pavement artist, sneaking around, piano, going crazy, being a bitch when needed, acts like a different person when needed, cussing out at someone when needed, creating random scenarios on the spot.
additional information: the operative used to attend Gallagher Academy but Headmistress Morgan sent her on a mission to live in the outside world. the operative is now their source for the outside world. but since she no longer attends Gallagher Academy, she only knows how to speak Tagalog (Filipino), French and English. the operative is a very hard person to figure out. she admits she even lies at times just so people won't be able to become close to her but she only lies with good intentions. reason for her lies: she doesn't want to be hurt by people who have become so close to her. the operative claims she has already been through enough.
there was more information but the CIA terminated our download. our system is trying its best to hack in again. but this time, it will only get specific information. if you would like us to get some information for you, just contact us.
if you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
list 10 of your friends ( not in order) (that would be mean)
1. cousin (priscilla)
4. Kills Children(cassey)
5. liz (liz)
8. josh torres
10. sabrina(my cousin)
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
KC, josh t., and michie go crazy and start talking about GLEE or sumtin random
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens
liz would slap the hell out of sarah
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
you can't make me chose between my"cousin" and vina!! thats just wrong
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
sabrina would be like vegas you are my cousins "wife" david go kill yourself or somthing you broke its-ehpay-kid's heart.
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
(kills children, name says it all dont it) maybe sabrina or david...well maybe not priscilla..
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
priscilla would probably burn the kitchen down or make cereal
9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
maybe kills children because they're both so crazy
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it
lol daivd would kidnap vegas...knowing david he'd probably want something about his fave band 30 sec. to mars or something...he's usually very predictable
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
vina no question. i see priscilla everyday.
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
just for the helll of it
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
michelle goes all fuggin tae kwon do on 'em
14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
josh wouldn't really care...he barely knows them
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
cause david josh torres'd sarah (lol get it?)
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
laughing fit...my cousin is the best random story teller ever
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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