Author has written 26 stories for Doctor Who, Mentalist, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Psych, Sherlock, Merlin, Primeval, Dharma & Greg, Criminal Minds, and Supernatural.
Psychedelica (a.k.a. Jenny or Ace).
16 & Year 11.
Of the female variety.
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Word of caution: I am on a long but temporary hiatus due to unforseen circumstances. No biggie though. I'll be back.
That sounded ominous!
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Hey guys :)
My tastes vary from week to week, really. And I get obsessed with things easily. My fandoms include:
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Also, if you're following my fics 'Loving the Enemy', 'A Hundred Things What Happened' or 'Broken', you can probably tell I have problems with attention and commitment. I am hoping to get these finished at some point, but am reluctant to take them down completely so have just put a 'HIATUS' warning on them.
MY STORIES (as of 29/12/11)
Broken - Multi-chapter. Following a raid-gone-wrong, Reid has an accident which leads him to no memory whatsoever (yet he is still able to quote statistics and facts, which surprises even him). As his memories start to trickle back, the team learns things about their fellow agent they never even imagined ... Inspired by the famous line from Memoriam: "I don't want to be here." Warning: dark, possible triggers for abuse. UPDATE: I have NOT given up with this story. I have made a vague plan (something I rarely do) and am currently going into more detail, working out what's going to happen chapter-by-chapter. Give me a few weeks, tops. I WILL post the next chapter (though I'm thinking of writing the WHOLE story before posting again, because then you won't have to wait 7 weeks in between chapters). IN-PROGRESS.
The Boy from Ipanema - Humorous (hopefully) little oneshot, kinda cracky. We have a high Reid and a very amused Morgan. And I think it's kinda funny, if I may say so myself. COMPLETE.
Criminal Minds/Dharma & Greg crossover
Amalgamation - Come on, someone had to! Hotch is reunited with Dharma in a Chinese restaurant, and hilarity ensues. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
As I Breathe My Last - Ah, one of my favourites! It's pretty sad, but touching. The Doctor (Eleven) writes a letter to Rose, in between Closing Time and The Impossible Astronaut. He knows he is going to die, and every time the Doctor dies, he thinks of Rose. I'm not trying to toot my own horn here, but I think it's beautiful. COMPLETE.
Flutterwings Flutter By - Random fluffy little oneshot. One of my earliest attempts at fanfiction, but I'm not taking it down. The idea was good, the writing style was okay, if you look deep enough you can find metaphors ... (or so I've been told). Just a drabbly thing, only one review :( Would be nice to get my numbers up (hint hint) but don't feel obliged to read it. I've done better. COMPLETE.
She Was Strawberry Blonde - Aw, a sweet one :) A Rose/TenII fic, in which they have their first child and Rose hears about the Doctor's other children, and how the littlest one didn't make it past six. I've just read it again now, because I haven't read it since I posted it back in May, and it's heartbreaking. Ugh. Why must I write so much angsty hurty stuff? COMPLETE.
Space Oddity - My first ever fic, and a multi-chapter one at that. And an actual adventure/episode-fic as well. A man called Jonah is on a suicide mission for NASA, and then the Doctor, Amy and Rory get trapped up on his ship with no way home ... The chapters are really short, I realise now (as I said, first ever fic) and the lines to David Bowie's Space Oddity are dispersed throughout the story, but you can ignore them. It's not really a songfic. It's just vaguely based around the idea of a spacecraft going up into space and the pilot knowing he's about to die and telling his wife he loves her, etc. So yeah. COMPLETE.
What a Wonderful World - A Jenny!fic - yay! The summary below is terrible, but I can't be bothered to change it XD The story's okay, and is again based vaguely around the song What a Wonderful World. A short tale of Jenny and her exploration and the first man she falls in love with, but are they meant to be? COMPLETE.
Birthday Boy - Actually one of my favourites, despite only having five reviews. Jane doesn't tell anyone it's his birthday, not anymore. He just sits alone and thinks back over birthdays throughout his life. Includes his 5th, 10th, 17th and 30th. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Every Time We Say Goodbye - Okay, I'll admit it. This one's not my best. But it's sweet, and it's simple, and it's how I think Rigsby really does feel about Grace, throughout his time knowing her. Unashamedly Grigsby, and a songfic. Oh, and I don't actually use their names, not until the very last line. So yeah. *Clears throat in embarrassment*. I'll go now ... leave you to it ... Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Mommy - I. Like. This. One. Multi-chapter, in which Jane, who has not seen his mother since he was three years old, is reunited with a woman who claims to be that maternal figure he's been missing all these years. But is everything what it seems? In order to find out, Jane has to dig up some painful skeletons that might just be better left buried ... One of my other favourites. COMPLETE.
The Prime Seat - Multi-chapter, high school AU. The same few minutes from each person's POV. And also the proud owner of my first flame, which I have kept up because I don't want the flamer to think they've won some kind of victory. I just want to say to any flamers out there: We are not intimidated by you. Making us seem worse does not make you better. Telling us we're bad writers does not make you good writers. It doesn't work like that. (Mini-rant over) COMPLETE.
Throwing Caution to the Wind - Yep, yet another Arthur-finds-out-Merlin's-secret fic! I love reading reveal fics, but I don't want it to happen on the show because it would ruin the I've-saved-your-life-countless-times-and-you-think-I'm-just-some-idiot-servant relationship. However, I would object to a storyline in which Arthur finds out about Merlin's secret then somehow forgets, due to some sort of spell or curse or something. A-ny-way, in this particular reveal fic, Merlin is forced to use his magic to save Arthur's life. All the spells included are in Old English and I have included translations. I had real fun writing this one! One-shot. COMPLETE.
Five Times Connor Didn't Get the Hint ... - (and One Time Abby Made It Obvious). I really do love Conby, so here's a little five-times-and-once story for all you other Conby shippers! Humorous, I hope :) COMPLETE
Five Times Abby Thought Connor Was Gay ... - (and One Time She Realised He Was Straight). More Conby, more humour! Kind of related to the other five-times-and-once story, except set sort of parallel to it, because they both start with no Conby and end up with it. If that makes sense. Whatever. COMPLETE.
lassie teh unicron - Cracky twoshot (so far!). Based on the charlie teh unicron vids on YouTube. Charlie = Lassiter, obviously! Dialogue is from the videos, but the descriptions and thoughts are mine. Humour again (all I seem to be able to write is humour and angst/hurt/comfort!). COMPLETE.
Detectives with Hats - Again, based off one of the YouTube videos - Llamas with Hats. Sherlock is Carl, John is ... the other one. You don't necessarily need to have seen the vids, but you might think I'm on drugs or something if you haven't seen them. Again, dialogue from the videos, Sherlock going around killing people, John wearing hats and getting annoyed, and plenty of cracky humour to go around! Two chapters posted, and I'm thinking of writing part three at some point. COMPLETE.
Lucky - Oneshot - snippets of John's life following the bomb. He's physically fine, except for a few bumps and bruises, but Sherlock's the one not waking up from his coma. Just an introspect on John as his newly-found life crumbles around him. Non-slash, unless you interpret it as pre-slash. And some good John/Lestrade friendship/comfort, again without the slash. One of my other other favourite ones I've written. COMPLETE.
Songfic Drabbles - Exactly what it says on the tin. Not songfics really, just the iPod shuffle challenge. Ten songs, ten drabbles. COMPLETE (I meant to only write five but I ended up writing ten).
Loving the Enemy - Theoretically a multi-chapter fic, Valguine all round. I've only written C1 and haven't even thought about it since (except for feeling guilty when I get reviews saying 'Please continue!'). I'm hoping to buy and read Death Bringer soon, and so inspiration should hopefully come from that. Until then, watch this space! TEMPORARY HIATUS.
A Hundred Things What Happened - More drabbly humour. And it's more like Five Things What Happened, considering I got to 'Past' and gave up. Again, reading Death Bringer might help :) TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Angels Get Bored, Apparently - Oneshot drabbly thing. Castiel is bored, and Dean is just trying to work. And Cas can be very annoying when he's bored ... COMPLETE.
Hey Jude - Oneshot, drabbly. Dean's first memory isn't a memory at all. It's just a story he's told himself, based on the original memory. So no, he can't actually remember his mom. His first memory is just of HOT and BURN and GET SAMMY OUT. Unless that's just a self-told story too. Introspect on Dean. COMPLETE.
Nine Dollars and Forty-Eight Cents - Oneshot, in which the Winchester brothers find Cas holding a random child in the middle of the night, battling a vending machine. No wonder everyone involved is confused, including Cas. Just a random, sweet little drabble. COMPLETE.
Human!Cas 'verse - drabbly oneshots in which Castiel is human and is just trying to be normal ... All of the story titles end in 'ap'. Don't ask me why.
Snap - Cas has a camera, and is being annoyed as usual. Thanks, Dean. Brilliant idea. COMPLETE.
Sap - Cas finds a 'bleeding tree' and Dean tells him it's just tree juice ... with humorous consequences.
(PROBABLY/POSSIBLY/HOPEFULLY) COMING SOON
Zap, in which Cas plays with static electicity after Sam teaches him not to stick Dean's amulet into the plug socket.
Wrap, in which Cas discovers the joys of blankets, and decides to wear one as a cape.
Trap, in which Cas gets stuck in one of those sticky finger trap things and begins to panic.
Nap, in which Cas insists on making Dean sleep with a teddy bear he bought him. Dean is not amused.
Woodman's Creek, which I have been trying to write since about April. When I originally joined this site, it was to publish the first three chapters and continue writing this fic, but for some reason it just never happened. Whenever I find the old notebook I wrote it all down in, I get incredibly enthusiastic about the whole idea, but I always lose interest in a matter of days. Simple summary:
A body of a boy is discovered, having been in the ground for a number of years. Investigating, the CBI find links to a carnival life . . . and Patrick Jane himself. However, there's one problem: Jane can't remember the kid, despite the evidence that they were the same age and apparently quite good friends. As they learn more about the case, things begin to trickle back for Jane . . . almost as if the memory's been repressed. Story includes flashbacks to a group of three kids who call themselves the Crusaders . . . and a darker side to one of the members. I did consider making him a child Red John for a while, but decided against it.
Something serious for Psych. I only have lassie teh unicron, and seeing as Psych is one of my favourite shows, I really want to write something BIGGER for it. Something SERIOUS (or as serious as Psych can be XD)
I did it! NaNoWriMo! 62k! However, it's pretty bare and lifeless right now, so I'm currently in the process of revamping it. Story will include the following (the exclamation marks are to add suspense!!):
A drowning Scorpius Malfoy!!
An autistic Scorpius Malfoy!!
An eccentric Potions professor who mistakes a group of horses for hippos!!
A cranky Sorting Hat who refuses to sort a student!!
A wiseass Sorting Hat!!
The Founders!! (kind of)
Wandless & wordless magic!!
A matchstick transfigured into ... a railroad spike?
James is a jerk!!
A baddie whose initials are KCC!! (the first syllables of each name are Kai Car Cor)
A mystery subplot I forgot to resolve but will hopefully resolve in the final draft!!
A salamander in a shoe!!
A time lapse scene!!
A dream sequence scene!!
An eleven-year-old dictator!!
WATCH THIS SPACE!!!
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