Hey all,

I'm 27 and a middle school social studies teacher. Which works out perfectly for me because I kinda miss being 13...

I was dragged kicking and screaming into this fandom about a year ago and I haven't looked back since. Thanks to my girls from WFENY for that.

This is my first real attempt at writing anything so just sick back and enjoy the adventure with me!

I'm a Twilight fan and a Rob fan. Separate and together.

I have met some of my best friends through this fandom and share not only my love of all things Twilight and Rob but also the best and worst of our lives and I wouldn't want it any other way - to my 12months girls - I love you all!

Enjoy and leave me a message!!

New Note: My awesome friend MsSassyKassie (SilentLady1) and I have started a bit of a collaboration venture with our writing as well. I'll still be posting my stories (as I get a chance to work on them) right here, but if you like what I've written check out our collaboration author profile as well - just search for PervyTwins or go to http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/u/4094404/pervytwins (just replace the (dot) with a . of course).