NAME: Helen

AGE: 20

LOCATION: NE Soctland

Please read this if you wanna know when things are a-coming! Whoooooo: http://ygraine.blogspot.com/

Also, my LiveJournal.http://igrayne.livejournal.com/

Here is my MySpace. Feel free to add me or something (just send me a message and tell me who you are) :)

Intresting facts to know and tell:

Doesn't like Strawberries
Is allergic to marchmallows, jellybabies and jelly
Used to be allergic to chocolate!
Can move her scalp with the power of her mind!
Is a social care student.
Is convinced that Voldemort is living in the back of George W Bush's head.
She went to the same school as Lord Byron did (for a whole two weeks before he left. CoughsKicked outcoughs
Was born on the same day that the Titanic was found off the coast of Newfoundland

Loves.

Marilyn Manson: I know that this is a very contervarsail (sp) thing to say, but i truely love his music and i get rather angry at the media for bad mouthing him and blaming him for horrid murders.
Rage Against the Machine: Amazing music, no lovely dovey love songs here.
Radiohead: Depressing? I don't think so.
David Bowie: Life on Mars being my all time fav.
Motorcycle Diaries: If you haven't seen it yet, get off your ass and see it!
Interview with the Vampire: Tom cruise, Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas and Christian Slater...what more could you ask for? beautifully acted.
Star Wars: Well, it's ace isn't it?
Doctor Who: Well the new series on the BBC that's just finished cries Christopher Eccelston, I'll miss you! I haven't seen much of the old ones I'm afraid. sigh
Harry Potter: I love Snape, Lupin and Tonks the best.
Micheal Moore: A god amoung insects! He desrves to be a saint!
Ernesto 'Che' Guevara:...Words cannot express my love and admiration for him.
James Blunt: I don't know why I love you but I do
Hayao Miyazaki: I just love his really weird films, Spirted away being the best, then Princess Monoke.
Labyrinth: I haven't (yet lol) got any ff for this fandom, but I love this film maybe more than life itself, that and...
Dark Crystal: This was my 'childhood' film. I adore it! It just brings so many good memories with it.

Loathes

Tony Blair: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
George W Bush: Why oh why? I hate him! Sorry. There was no need to invade Iraq, just because your economy is in shambles. Also work togther to sort out the enviroment.
Capitilism: I don't like the idea of smaller bussinesses not doing well because other ones are bigger. Support your local shop/pub/anything!
'RnB' music: It's rubbish! Cannot understand what they're going on about, and the all sound the same to me.
NEDs: Sorry prejudemental unsocalist of me but still, they insult us, and gives us youngsters a bad name
Alexander: That film with Colin Farrel...Godawful three hours long spent two waiting for the end
My Ex boyfriend: He's just a git really...i hate him.

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Boredem is truely a wonderous thing. I like quotes so i decided to well...write some down in my profile. Might give you an idea what random stuff i like and therefore give you hindsight in what my fics are going to be like. Although I doubt I'll be able to be compared tho this greatness. lol.

'We tried to lock him in a pyramid, but mum caught us' Fred/Geroge Weasley PoA about Percy.

'My father was a bee keeper, his father was a bee keeper, i wanna walk in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this: Ahhhhhh!'- Eddie Izzard, Glorious

'I've wiped the Internet?' Eddie Izzard, Glorious.

'Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?'- Monty Python Holy Grail

'Fantastic!' -The 9th Doctor, in general

'Before i go, I just want to tell you, you were Fantastic.' 9th Doctor parting of the ways.

'Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave!' Jareth, Labyrinth

'You want to fly on a magic carpet and speak to the King of the Potato people, and beg for your freedom, and you claim to be sane?' Rimmer, Red Drawf V Quanantine.

'These trousers are slightly flared' Dan Starkey- Divorcing Jack

'Die dear auntie Mab, that's the last thing i shall do' Mordred-Merlin

'Here's another curse for you-May all your bacon burn!' Calcifer- Howls moving castle (film at least)

'You don't have to call me Sir Professor.' Harry Potter to Snape in HBP.

I love quotes, they make me smile! Apologies if i happened to get any of them wrong.

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About'London Calling' the thing is, I've lost it. This is why that, and infact, 'The Face of the moon' and 'the one and only' haven't been updated in...years. The computer they were on went 'BOOM!' Knew it was going to happen, and I'm an idiot and didn't save it onto disc. Grrrr! really really sorry. But it's the summer holidays now, so maybe, armed with my trusty new computer, try and update them but I really don't know. But i shall try my best.

In the meantime however, feel free to read all of my other fics and REVIEW them. Thanks Muchly!