Hallo! Meine Liebe, Please call me Eulphy. It is short for Euphemia Elsea Yue. My age is none of your bussiness. Obviously, I'm a girl. I'm single, don't bother with me, cuz I'm just gonna make you head go BOOM. I love Anime, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter. I just don't support the canon for HP. Seriously!!

My Personal View on matters regarding my S.S. Harmony..

This may seem like utter bias but you must admit, Hermione and Harry are purrrrrrr-FECTO for each other. Besides, if you read the whole seven books, who was it that stuck by Harry's side? HERMIONE!! In the 6th book, Jo probably made used of things and circumstances to create the perfect Weasley family... YUCK!!! No offence, I love the Weasleys. Just... *shiver*

Let's see, Ginny! Seriously...!? I've got nothing against her, but there are people out there who just... UGH! MARY-SUE!! ICK!!! She's better off with someone like Neville. Seriously. *shivers* I really hate the 'Harry's mother had red hair, so his wife should be a red haired too.' Theory. Um, that's like incest with his own mother. Especially with the comments on how Ginny looks so much like Lily Potter. Mother-Complex much.

I suggest you read, ChemProf's fic on how he abolished that damn Theory.

Next, Ron. Um, no offence, I know he's supposed to be a strategist and all, but one can't go anywhere with just that. He has to move, to work hard, to have someone encouraging him. As much as I love Hermione, she can't do that. She's... she's a perfectionist in a sense. She won't be able to help Ron make his way to the top if she keeps on criticizing him. And Molly Weasley ain't helping that matter. So, I suppose that Luna can be his partner.

By the way, Do you really think it's sexual tension the way people argue? They say Hermione and Ron argue like an old married couple. Precisely that! They're not an old married couple. In their 50s that's acceptable. But if they were to be wedded, I'm pretty sure that they're arguments would cause for an early divorce. That's not Liebe, people.

NEXT!! Molly Weasley. My God, I have so much critic. Many people say she's so cool for killing BellaBitch. But Honestly, I say she's utterly... lame. Sure, she managed to raise her seven children, but if you look into it deeper, it's obvious she raised them wrong.

With Bill, what parents wouldn't approve of a wonderful Woman for her son!? Fleur may be like a bitch, a French, and a Veela... but she's very intelligent. That's why she was chosen as champion, DUH!!!

Charlie, I love him. He is my favorite Weasley. Because I can make his personality. Haha... But according to what I've read about him, Molly doesn't approve of his choice of occupation. I can understand how she says it's dangerous and how he is always far from home, but she should understand that this is what he wants. The least she could do is support him in little ways she can.

Next is Percy Weasley. I must say I understand where he is coming from. I've been... given responsibilities by my mother to always be on top. I can't get any B-. She sees it as a failure. If my mother is anywhere near Molly Weasley, I might just flip! Honestly!

Fred and George. My favorite pranksters second only to my Remus and Sirius. I fully understand the ideals and lessons their story had shown in the books. To pursue your dreams. To not give up. To not let hindrances such as others who don't believe in your ability let you down. To smile even in the midst of troubling waters. I can't help but cry when I remember what happened to them.

Molly's ideas of future for her sons are like every mothers. Except some accept their children regardless. Molly seems like the type to pick favorites. If you ask me, Fred and George does pranks to get noticed. That would be at first, until they found it fun. But then... their mother never approved of their wishes, their goals. That's got to hurt.

And the scene in the Seventh Book where Percy returns. Can you believe how she just pushed Fred away so she can hug Percy? I know it's the Prodigal son returns Blah, Blah, Blah. But if it was me, I'd hug them both! Serves her guilt right. The last thing she did to Fred was push him away. And now, he's dead.

Hmph!

Next is Ron... I swear, if Molly just doesn't compare her sons, maybe Ron wouldn't belittle himself so much. And Goddamit, he isn't just some sixth-hand guy. Ginny gets new things cause she's a girl. Percy gets new things cause he's a Prefect. Goddamn! Woman, even my mother isn't that bad. She loves me and my sisters and brother equally. She tries hard to feed us. She tries hard to work to earn for our living. Maybe if you just work your arse off instead of simply being a Housewife, maybe you wouldn't complain much about your money problems.

Ginny... She's become spoiled because of you! Being the only girl doesn't make anyone special! Being babied doesn't give you more love! In time, I swear, your daughter might condemn you for babying her. She doesn't know the hardships of like due to it. Goddamn!

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Heya!!

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very flirtatious.
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Eulphy: Has gorgeous eyes (E= ///// D'aaaw!!); Is very flirtatious (U= I am not... *pouts*); Smile to die for (L= Well, *giggles* Maybe); Popular with all types of people (P= Well, people do say I'm a Social Butterfly); Easy to fall in love with (H= Don't ask me!)

Pein
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends, etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing(s).
[X] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein Score: 4]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[ ] - My closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling(s) bother(s) me a lot.
[ ] - Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[ ] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 1]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore
[X] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly! :(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3]

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[ ] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[ ]- I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[ ]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 2]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people (or children) tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[X] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 4]

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 6]

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[ ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 1]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 1]

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out EVER. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook!

I'm the introvert girl. I've been befriended, betrayed, and I want it all to end. But I'm also the girl who still has one friend who stands by her side despite her weirdness. I'm the girl with many people laughing at her and her jokes and complimenting her. Even though I know that they make fun of me behind my back, I'm still the girl who will do her best to fit in. And still cries inside the Lavatory.

And Damn it, I'm proud to be that girl!!