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| Ragamuffin Girl |
Author has written 26 stories for Banjo-Kazooie, Legend of Zelda, Invader Zim, Neopets, Jhonen Vasquez, Roman Dirge, Pokémon, and Eternal Darkness. Hmmmm...anyone notice the similarity between Jack Skellington and IT? ~*~*~*~*~Updated last on 12/1/03~*~*~*~*~*~ It's been a while, I know. Don't bother reading the out-dated profile below, or any of my old sucky fics. They were good back in the day, but now it's all poop. And my Hitchhiker's Guide Hyrule is up to anyone who wants to finsh it, just please give me any due credit. I just don't have the time. The rest of my unfinshed stuff shall remain as such, I guess. I'll give a real update when I'm not two weeks behind in school work. THE DARKNESS COMES! Guess what people? I'm actually going to start updating this!!! WHEEEEEE!! And I deleted some of my old work. I'm re-doing this whole thang! Okay, I'll start off with my bio. I was born 7/18/89 so do the math! :P I'm a crazed fangirl of Jhonen Vasquez and Roman Dirge. I'm in the 7th grade in some middle skool in Californa. Yup. Oh yes...I have peeps livin' in mah head. My alter-ego, Riz. Riz the homicidal Irken is more like it. Read "Character Bios". My best friends also have peeps in their heads. Stacey has Riz's robot, C.I.R. Crappy Info. Retarded/Retreval is my guess. CIR often visits my head though so it's like she lives there too. My other friend, Adam, has an Irken Zam in his head along with the robot M.I.R. No clue what that stands for. See "Character Bios" once again. I am a outcast of soiciety and I really, really, REALLY do NOT like humanity. Due to their self-centeredness and all around stupidity, they've doomed the planet. I'm an artist and am even paid to draw stuff for my classmates. Yup. I have my own comic strip going too, I've made enough to do a comic book. They're very popular at skool w/ my friends so I'll give publishing a try. During elementry skool, I was an outcast. Not into what everyone else my age liked. Crushes, fanshion, shopping, looking good, caring more about social life then skool work, getting busted all the time, polluting, socializing...I knew that i was different(good4me). But only until the end of 6th grade when I discovered Invader Zim. Meaning Jhonen Vasquez. MY LIFE WAS SAVEDED!!People are jealous of me and four guys like mah. It's acturally pretty nice. XD I am an insane lil freak who is currently obsessed with LENORE COMIX!! RAGAMUFFIN, YEAH!!! XD Ummm...*ahem*...yeah. ^_^() I love JtHM too. LOTS. AND I FEEL SICK, GO SPOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKYYYYYY!!!!! SQUEEKY!!! XP Squee is sooooo cute. Poor lil' guy. Hehe, so funny. To tell you the truth, I've never really READ an actural full issue of any of those. However the internet has supplied me with a TON of information. I know enough to write a decent fanfic, at least. I'm ordering the Squee collection from mah crappy Boarders store and my dad is gettin' me a Lenore collection. Yep. I've seen all the web-sodes. HAMSTER EXPLODY! Anywho, I think it's important to tell you all my history of pen names. I will change them often. I was first Epona the Lost Sage of Life. Then Invader Riz. Soon it was Invader Riz and CIR. Then RizCirZamMir. Now it's Ragamuffin Girl! Yayers! *sings* Yo listen up Here's a story about a teen girl who lives in a squeak world And all day and all night and everything she hears is just squeak like her Inside and outside Squeak in house with the squeakin' through the window and a squeaking toy 'Cause everything is squeak for her and herself and everybody around Cause she ain't got nobody to listen... Talk to Spooky, *squeak noises* I have a little toy, it's name is Spooky! Squeak is the only word that he can say Squeak to the streets and to Devi...*stops singing* ^_^;;; | |||||
1. The Inheritance reviewsThis is a complete butchering of Max's chapter. It had to be done for skool, and so it's written all bad-like and just plain isn't good. More like a "based on" fic. It was written late at night wo coffee. I just wanted to add onto this section.Eternal Darkness - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-1-03 - Complete2. The Hitchhikers Guide to Hyrule reviewsI used to write really crappy fics for this section way back when, and now I'm back, and hopefully less crappy. Please R&R. I'd also like to note that only this prologe will be written like...how I wrote it.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-033. Vengence » reviewsNot even groundedifiedness can stop me!* CHPT 7! *This be my infamous "Enya Fic" which has no set plans for it. It involves mainly fancharacters, but the story is worthwhile and must be done with fancharacters..Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,679 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-7-02 - Published: 12-9-014. Doom The Nick, Doom The Nick! » reviewsR for language. Me and my creations go andround up authors and Jhonen-creations, and yes it's old but I'm determinded to finsh this: Chapter five up: Sry for the wait ppl. WE GET CAPTURED!Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-21-02 - Published: 5-8-025. A Lost Ragamuffin » reviewsRagamuffin, after an attempt to fly (dun ask, READ) has fallen into JhonenLand! How will ANYONE survive! Rating 4 language. CHPT 12 UP: Yes, at last! A certain kitty makes her appearance again and times get more threatening for our duo o doom!Roman Dirge - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 6-7-02 - Published: 2-4-026. RolePlay That's Really Long And Dramatic and CrazyOkay, me and three others have had a RP going on for a while and i've been recording it. It gets quite melodramatic then it goes dramatic/angst then it's all funny then spooky. It's a nice little story, I recommend it. PG13 because of graphic voilence andInvader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,489 - Published: 5-14-027. Vampire reviewsI gotta think of better titles. - -;;; Actually, this fic has nothing to do with Ragamuffin, contary to poular belief supported by my pen name This is about Squeak, my vampire kitty, with a twist at the end. Songfic: Nightmare Before Christmas song.Roman Dirge - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-9-028. The Thing What Randomly Written reviewsMe and Tallest cohort wrote this off the top of our heads, both doing a paragraph at a time, continuing off of each other's story. Good reviews means we'll continue! Insanity should be a genre, no? OOC too.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-4-029. A New Trainer reviewsHannah, the younger sister of the greatest Pokemon master ever, Kate, is about to start her own adventure. With some very oringal and unexpected twists.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-4-0210. Idiots and an Invader » reviewsOkie, I wrote the first chapter by myself. The rest was written by a friend. CHAPTER 4 IS UP AT LAST!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-13-02 - Published: 10-10-0111. A Poem About Kitties reviewsA dirge for kitties, as Lenore enters the kitty store. Give me a break, I'm not a poet - -Roman Dirge - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-13-0212. A Parody To Up Spirits reviewsThe IZ cast have taken Jimmy Eat World's song "The Middle" and made it an encouraging message to us all that sums up what we told ourselves before. (I should stop with the going back to the cancel subject, shouldn't I? I've been in shock and only now hasInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-3-0213. Tried So Hard » reviewsAltered versions of Linkin Park's 'In The End' to fit feelings of Jhonen and his fans after IZ was canceled. First one sucks.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-2-02 - Published: 3-14-0214. Invader Zim Role Playing » reviewsIt's only romantic because of an evil magical game in the second rp. Heh heh, it's really good and funny. RP 2 courtesy of the AIM role players.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,293 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-23-02 - Published: 7-12-0115. They Were The Martians, The Butt-Stupid Martians reviewsA parody of the theme to-oh make a wild guess.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-16-0216. I'm a Fangirl" reviewsParody of the Smash Mouth song. My first ever parody, Mmmyep. It sucks and it's not really THAT humorous.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-14-0217. Kazooie Goes Gerudo! » reviewsYes, it is up. Sorry for the really bad work on the first chpt. The ones after it are way better. Be warned, it has a sad and surpising ending. Rated PG for words like 'butt' and intensity or violance that come later. Hey, I'm a tough rater.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-20-02 - Published: 2-14-0118. A Zafara Tael reviewsA story about faeries, a faerie-blooded zafara, and little tid-bits about the species. The story is told by My wonderful zafara, TaelNeopets - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-0219. Oregon Trail » reviewsMeant to be funny but turned out into a little bit of angst with a good amount of drama. I played an old version of Oregon Trail and it kept a automatic journal which I added on to. Angtsy and drama-filled humor. CHAPTER 3 IS UP! Dib is in it by request.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-13-01 - Published: 11-10-0120. Gir Captures Nny reviewsYou are the star of this odd little thing! Poor JohnnyInvader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-3-0121. Soflow's Eyrie Day reviewsMy Eyrie Soflow wrote about how his Eyrie Day went. It's short and cute, just a nice quick read -Neopets - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-0122. Enya Sonfics/Teaser reviewsSomeone was going to do it sooner or later. Anywho, this is actually a teaser to an upcoming ficcy so I'm unsure about the genre. Play the right Enya music while plotting this out in your head. Even if you don't know Enya, you should still read it for theInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-8-0123. NeoPets.Com RPs » reviewsTWO UP!I'm recording all my RP(role play)s I do at and turning them into a fic! No genre cuz it changes for each RP. Rating only because this is unpredictible stuff I'm dealing with. But that's what makes it fun!Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-2-01 - Published: 10-1-0124. Zim vs. DisneyLand! » reviewsZim goes to the Magical Land! Won't GIR be happy? More parts to come...beware! THING ABOUT MORE CHAPTERS IS UP!Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-2-01 - Published: 6-27-0125. Tiny Thing reviewsWell, you guys asked for it. So I had better see reviews from all of you! I will hunt you down if you don't review! Hey, I'm in this too so it's going to be even better then with just Zim!Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-2-0126. Valentine's Day reviewsI hope this hasn't been done yet. My 'Kazooie Goes Gerudo' fic was deleted and to cool my anger, I wrote this. I'll start re-typing it now while you read AND REVIEW.Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-01
