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HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

If you like any other color, then it's either earth tones, water tones, fire tones, or wind tones. That or it's just you don't have a fave color, or maybe you like retro or rainbow. If you like rainbow then that means that you are all of the above. Good luck decided which one is really you!!(If so then paste)

I love Twilight, but sometimes I just wished they'd never made the film. Kirsten Stewart played horribly as Bella.

DEATH TO TWILIGHT AND STEPHENIE MEYER! TWILIGHT SUXS A LOT - HERE ARE A NUMBER OF REASONS WHY:

- Meyer dares to call her work the "Twilight Saga" - excuse me?! SAGA?! Even great authors like Rowling and Tolkein had the modesty not to call their epic and awesome works as a "saga", yet Meyer is being far too outrageous with her work.

- Meyer's characters are nothing more but pathetic Mary Sues. Have a look at the heroine, Bella Swan. Her name means: beautiful swan, yet her personality is so bland and dull, it's so stupid that Meyer actually makes her the main character. Bella is a clumsy girl, and seems to have no common sense whatsoever...I mean, who in their right mind would fall for a weirdo vampire that constantly watches you sleep? That's not romantic- that's plain creepy! (I'm not actually disturbed by this. I think it's sweet at some point, having feel protected and watch, but it does get creepy over time.)

-Meyer writes in such complicated terms- a good story doesn't necessarily use such "pretty, colorful, big, wordy" language like: obstreperous...I highly doubt that the high school girls and boys that have read her books even know what that means. Why write a story if you are trying to showcase your "fancy" vocabulary?

- Meyer has the worst plot ever- it is dead BORING. A girl falls in love with a vampire, who she winds up with together forever despite a few minor windups. That's it, really. The rest is fluffy, boring filler. The "climax" takes place in the last two chapters of the books and has nothing to do with the preceding 400 pages. The "conflict" is resolved far too easily. What kind of book/story is that?

- Bella is pathetic without Edward. In the second book, as soon as Edard leaves, Bella enters a I'm-going-to-remain-dead-without-my-vampire-boyfriend mode. That is plain retarded. (That scene is just...ugh.)

- Who has ever heard of a vampire WITHOUT fangs and has sparkly skin in the sunlight? That isn't a vampire! Meyer not only destroys the basic definition of a vampire, but she breaks her own rules of "vampirism" at the end of her garbage series! (I actually disagree with this. I think her vampire concept is pretty cool, minus the sparkle-thing. It's plain dumb.)

- The only reason that people like these books are that Meyer has placed NO personality into the characters whatsoever. Even people at Fanfiction.net do a better job at Fanfics of Twilight than Meyer herself! Any loser can put themselves into Edward's/Bella's shoes and act like them! (True, fanfic writers do write better than the original book.)

- Bella Swan teaches all females to let men do everything. IF WOMEN HAVE BEEN DEFENDING THEIR RIGHTS AND EQUALITIES FOR THE PAST CENTURIES, ARE THEY GOING TO LET SERIES LIKE THIS DETROY THEIR WORK?! Will girls even need to go to school anymore? WAAAAH! Damn you Meyer, you might just crush womans' rights and equalities!!

- Bella's Father is the worst father out there. He develops some suspicion about Edward, then just completely leaves Bella alone. That isn't being a good parent- that's being plain ignorant and oblivious about your child. I don't think my dad would let me hang out with a bunch of vampires!

- Bella started out as a useless, clumsy, whining doll that has suddenly become the idol for girls everywhere. Same with Edward and Jacob- WHY PEOPLE? WHY? DO YOU WANT TO BE A MARY-SUE TOO?!

- Have you noticed that Meyer has been describing characters EVERY two pages? I think we've heard enough about Edward's Flat Toned Chest, thank you very much Meyer...

- The books are predictable and childish. There isn't even proper sex in the series to deem it as a "vampire novel". Sure, there's vampires, but where's the romance?

- Vampire Baseball is a disgrace. Here you are, a mythical being, a vampire. You are a creature of the dark, and you play BASEBALL?! I wonder whether Meyer was mentally ill when she was writing these books. (I disagree with this. The original writer for this list did not think that the Cullens has to keep up appearances. No wait, what I mean is, Carlisle wants his children to have a sense of normality, even if they know it's highly unlikely. Besides, vampire baseball is pretty awesome.)

- Do any guys like Twilight? Why is it all fangirls who are so blinded by their "love" towards Edward and Jacob that they don't see the true realities: their personalities suck, and THEY DON'T EXIST! (My ex-boyfriend likes Twilight. xD)

- Bella and Edward fall in love way too quickly. Even teenagers don't do that nowadays. Besides, what is the chance of a young highschooler girl falling in love and the boy actually returns her love? UNLIKELY.

- There is something very disturbing about how Carlisle turning tennagers into vampires. Very disturbing.

- The only reason Edward can't read Bella's mind is that she doesn't have one. (I think everybody can agree with this, no? xD)

- Harry Potter and other cool characters can easily own Edward and Jacob- they suck!

- Bella gets brainwashed all the time. It's not like she has the will to stop herself- Oh no, whatever her darling Edward will do, she'll do it too! Yeah girl, go and chuck yourself off a cliff, YOU DESERVE THAT!

-The guys are completely unrealistic, boring, and wimpy. Edward is too perfect, and hardly has any flaws. That isn't a vampire at all- that's a Mary Sue, and a pathetic writer who can't write properly.

- Why is it called the "Twilight Series" If the first book itself is call "Twilight"? Give me a break woman, just get out of our lives. You've caused enough damage already- don't make it any worse!

- Every page in Meyer's books contains at least 22 grammatical errors. HOW DARE SHE CALL HERSELF A WRITER?! (Really? I haven't read the books so I wouldn't know)

- Edward relies on the school faculty to "get out of classes". So, Meyer, are you teaching kids now to rely on your rich parents to bribe the school faculty so that you can skip school and get good grades all the time? I high doubt that Edward even knew his biology at all.

- Bella has no goals or future plans at all. She constantly revolves it around Edward. As soon as she turns 18, instead of thinking about at least college, it's all: Oh no! I'm one year older than Edward darling! What am I going to do? I have to become a vampire now!

- Jacob, who has been so nice and sympathetic towards Bella is cruelly dumped by her and she prefers Edward. That is sad, pathetic, yet amusing in my opinion. Too bad Meyer is completely incapable of implying logic into her work whenever she writes.

- Why is Bella starting to use Edward for her own advantage? As soon as she starts to flirt and date with him, he's driving her around, he's the one who does this and that for her- whatever happened to her simple and humble life in the beginning?

- Edward looks too pale in the movies. He looks like a skeleton freak who hasn't been sleeping for the past 10 years. He and Bella need A PROPER LIFE.

- The conclusion to the "Twilight Saga" was completely stupid and abrupt. It took Meyer 4 books to write such boring, garbage romance, and it could've taken easily 2 books.

- Meyer chases the dreams of a 4 year old of trying to be famous. Well, look at her now...rich, and famous, all thanks to the stupid fangirls and boys that dare to read her books and purchase her work. DEATH TO MEYER'S WORK!

- This series are the biggest insult to the human race itself

PASTE THESE REASON INTO YOUR PROFILE AND JOIN THE MOVEMENT! SPREAD THE WORD AND STOP THE WORLD FROM BEING CONSUMED INTO THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORK OF ENGLISH LITERATURE! MEYER DESERVES TO BE SHOT AND HANGED! HER WORK IS SO BAD! BURN THOSE TWILIGHT BOOKS AND POSTERS RIGHT NOW! ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST, AND BE PROUD OF YOUR SUPPORT TO END THE WORLD OF THIS RIDICULOUS GARBAGE THAT HAS DEVOURED EVERYONE AROUND THIS PLANET! DEATH TO MEYER! DEATH TO EDWARD AND BELLA!

[Taken from DeathNoteMaker's profile]

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile.

Please don't cry I wish I could be there To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms Bloodied and bruised That's strange, little sister Mine were like that too

I know you scream When Daddy's there Hush, little sister I know you're scared

I can see the way He's hurting you I'm sorry, little sister He did that to me too

I know that people Ignore what's going on at home That makes me angry, little sister You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister You wanna know why I'm not there? It's a sad story, little sister But people should care

You see, little sister One day Daddy got high You were asleep in your crib So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me And smashed my head against the door While you slept, little sister I died on the floor

You know, little sister I don't think that I would have died If someone had only bothered To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister Daddy's coming home Quick, get into bed You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister He's in a bad mood Run while you can

Uh oh little sister He's lifting his belt Scream while you can, little sister Call for help

Hush little sister You don't need to cry No one can hurt you You're in my arms tonight.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

What a boyfriend should do:

When she smiles at you, smile back;

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her;

When she pushes you or hits you, hold her and don't let go;

When she yells at you, just deal with it for the time being cause apparently she's had a bad day;

When she is quiet, ask her whats wrong;

When she ignores you, give her all your attention;

When she pulls away, pull her back to you;

When you see her at her worst, tell her she is beautiful;

When she cries, hold her and don't say a thing;

When she walks by, sneak up behind her and grab her aroung the waist;

When she is scared, assure her everything is okay;

When she lays her head on your sholder, tilt her head up and kiss her;

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night;

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh;

When she grabs your hand, hold hers and play with her fingers;

When she bumps you, bump her back and make her smile;

When she runs to you crying, ask her whose butt am i kickin'

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

My friends used to be simi-normal. Then they met me.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Or did in school, any way.) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Actually right on that one, but I digress . . . ) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Again I digress . . . ) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (They didn't say mixed with what . . . There's Irish, Scottish, a dozen Native American tribes, French, German, . . . ) I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (HAH! So NOT true!) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (Not that I wouldn't be if Jack would let me get away with it at times . . . Nude is just so much more comfortable! :-) Only, of course, minus the boobs.) I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (Not really...) I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I started young at least . . . ) I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Use a coat hanger!) I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (So sorta true) I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (only part) I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Never was, any way, while in school . . . ) I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Actually, true except for my family.) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (Actually not entirely Wiccan -- I don't buy into the Rede -- but close enough.) I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Bi, thank you) I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I try not to label others, so please try not to label me) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I have my moments -- Don't we all? Not so much on most anime, though. Love ReBoot and The Cat Returns however. The Baron is so cool, almost as cool as Salem, Puss in Boots, and Ganymede!) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (I can be) I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (Only my Jack forever, always, and beyond!) I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Who needs a boyfriend when you've got the most wonderful husband in the entire cosmos?) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist (But I L-O-V-E water!!)