South Park's Only PKMN Master
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since: 04-21-11, id: 2863410, Profile Updated: 09-03-12
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OMG! Yay! I FINALLY got an account here! HAZZAA! Some of you might reconize me as Ashley Ketchum or Ashygirl-pikaboy in your reviews, so SORRY that i changed my name to South Park's Only PKMN Master! *bows* that's a mistake in my part so enough chit-chat, let me tell you about myself.

Stories: I'm finally starting a story on here, and it's a multi-chapter. Yay! But please remember, PATIENCE IS KEY!

Battling the Darkness Away: CHAPTER 1 IS UP

(title not known) Summary: We find ourself seeing a little 5-year-old ash run toward the Virdinian Forest when he caught glimse of a baby pichu. When he gets himself hurt, alone in this maze that we call forest, how will he fare when an escaped criminal makes his precence known? Will his parents find him? (based on a crazy dream of Ash I had) I doubt I'll continue with this...

Avatar: IT'S THE CREATURES! If you don't have anyone to talk to about the Creatures, I'm here so just PM me :3 Or if you like Smosh, or some other youtubers, go ahead and PM away! :D (I'm 99.9% sure I'm the only person from my friends that actually like people on YouTube... -.-)

Name: My name is Maria (pretty average) but (in my opinion) it's kinda cute.

Info: I live in the US of A, but i ain't gonna tell you where! *smirks evily* I'm 100% GIRLY and 100% mexican (you found out my gender and race in 2 words) although I was born in Texas (ye-ha!) don't expect me to have a Texas accent 'cuz i don't. I can write, talk, and speak in English and Spanish and will (hopefully) learn more languages along the way.

Appearence: if you want to know, i got medium-length wavy dark brown hair (my hair seems to have black, red, and i even found a blonde hair strand in the back 0_0) with light skin and gorgeous chocolate brown eyes. I'm kinda in the tall section, but i'm kinda not. I'm not fat, but i'm not skinny either, more like in the middle. For some reason, my bangs in front seem to stand up to give me a spikey-haired appearence (i'm turning into a girl version of ash!) and, during some days when my cheeks itch , a faint z-shape appears under my eyes. O_O spooky, right? (i'll let you decide if the last one is real or not!) and decide if I'm telling the truth or not ;D

hobbies: watching tv, listening to ipod, playing soccer, exploring the woods near my house, playing video games, and hanging out with friends! BUT YOUTUBE IS MAH LIFE! :D

things i HATE so much: spiders, bugs, hearing noises after watching scary movies late at night, friends pulling pranks on me(who doesn't?) fish (the eating kind-its the smell that i JUST can't take) people getting the orders wrong at drive-thru's, people laughing TOO loud at movie theaters, snobs, racists, just over-all bad people :(

facts about myself:

I can eat scramble eggs AND popcorn with ketchup :P

I'm actually just plain stupid but my report card says otherwise >:)

When my friends ask me a question, I sometimes give an answer that has NOTHING to do with the question

I am probably the most paranoid person in my group of friends

Along with being paranoid, I have one heck of an imagination, which can be quite perverted >:P

One time when I couldn't get my password for iTunes, I thought that someone else got it and deleted ALL my stuff :(

I wonder what it would be like to live in an anime show :) lol

I always over think EVERYTHING!

I can hear you word for word, but when you are finished talking I would say "huh?"

Favorite tv shows: pokemon (always have, always will), icarly, victorious, adventure time, south park(just TOO hilarious), regular show, powerpuff girls. ppgz, family guy, the simpsons, american dad and more :P

Favorite pairings (pokemon):

1.pikashipping or pokeshipping(cute!)

2.malevolentshipping (i'm SO evil)

3.may and drew: CONTESTSHIPPING!

4.dawn and kenny: PENGUINSHIPPING! (i'm pretty sure it's official cuz kenny wanted dawn to travel with him and dawn said he looked 'handsome' when he beat ash in a battle in a note she left kenny)

5.comashipping (ashXpaul) it's new to me though :/

6.palletshipping (ashXgary) again, it's new

thanks for the help you guys!

South Park Pairings:

Style (stan & kyle)

Kyman (kyle & cartman)

K2 (kyle & kenny)

Candy (cartman & wendy)

Creek (craig & tweek)

Bunny (kenny & butters)

Dip (pip & damien)

Powerpuff girls shippings:

buttercupXbutch

bubblesXboomer

blossomXbrick (those pairings are it D:)

Powerpuff girls Z pairings:

KaoruXButch

MiyakoXBoomer

MomokoXBrick

KaoruXMiyako (Although I'm a fan of yaoi, yuri is kinda meh, but I can't help but like this pairing)

Favorite character(s):Ash ketchum (english) Satoshi (japanese) Sacha (french i think XD) whatever you call him. He is JUST TOO cute, funny, sweet, innocent, unselfish, heroic, etc.! God i wish i could hug him! ALL-most my stories will involve him bcuz he is the easiest to write about in my opinion. So yeah, that's somehting to look for.

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman: what's there to say? THEY ARE JUST FREAKIN AWSOME! (and Stan's dad, Randy Marsh)

Buttercup from the powerpuff girls: what a champ :D

Kaoru from Powerpuff girls z: same as above

Favorite quotes: "I wish my mom named me Bob instead of Ash."-ash from pokemon the movie 2000

"It's following pikachu like a streaker or something."

"Don't you mean a stalker, Ash?"-conversation between ash and brock in "Sparks fly for magnamite!) again, thanks for the help!

"Will you stop wiggling your butt infront of my friends faces?"-tori from victorious in 'wi-fi in the sky' or something like that.

"She dances like a diseased elephant"-part of a sentence from carly in iCarly when they help a pop star named 'ginger fox'

"Oh my god, they killed kenny!" "You bastard(s)!"- stan and kyle when kenny dies in almost every episode

"I AM A COP AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!"

"Screw you guys, I'm going home"- cartman quote's that NEVER get too old

“Kids, I need to tell you something that you might find
shocking. *deep breath and silence* I’m gay.”
awkward silence
“Again?”
- Mr(s). Garrison & Stan Marsh

"MOM KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy
tonight" - conversation between cartman and his mom in 'Cartman's
getting an anal probe'

"But if we don't treat the internet with the resPECT"

"Ceeeeelllllabrate good Obama c'mon!"

"Yeah...YEEEAAAH"

"I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!!!!!!"

"Arresting me for what? Huh? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America. Huh, isn't this America? I'm sorry I thought this was America."

"-finger pointing gets us nowhere...(points) STEVE" - all from good ol' Randy Marsh from south park (the FUNNIEST adult on the show)

"Mommy, why daddy leave us?" "Well you see Timmy you dad, he's
just…he's a F*G"

(Pretending to be a cow)"We gotta get rid of this f*cker I'm tired of
the night-time rapings and I'm not letting him take a truck load of us
to one of those farmer orgies again. Everybody to one side, let's tip
this motherf*cker"

"Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?" "Yeah actually I
was. And you're bringing back some really BAD memories…even
though you can't have memories when your two months old…d*ck"

"I have a bag full of dynamite see?" "Uh there's no dynamite in that
bag." "Aw I brought the dildo bag again."

removes beard* "Dude, I'm not really Santa." *starts crying* "You
just ruined a 45-year-old man's Christmas! I'm gonna go home and tell
my mom, who I still live with."

"DAN NO! What do you say?" *sigh* "I'm sorry I'm such a f*cking
pervert."

"SON OF A D*CK!!!"

"Holy sh*t balls!"

"Showing people how to drive makes m'e stiff."

"Yeah I called you bluff pick a nut b*tch."

deepish voice* "Hey baby I've been lookin' for a nice young boy to
rape, but it seems he found me. Hold on, let me get my good underwear
on I'm comin' down."

"Strangers are just friends you don't know yet."

"EAT BABY!"

"Unf*ck'yourselfover"

"I hope you get raped by a donkey and forced to suck a f*ck"

"THIS TASTES LIKE LIQUID SH*T!"

"I'm not retarded, I'm SEMI-retarted"

"When I play ninja I dont F*CK around"

"NO BUNNY DIES TONIGHT!"

"I have hand-feet syndrome. I have hands where my feet should be and feet where my hands should be thanks for making me feel like SH*T!"

"I don't own you sh*t"

"I sat on Santa's lap once and something poked me in the A*S!"

"C'mon little girl, sit on my lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up"-from FLuffeeTalks on youtube. There is WAY MORE than these but it'll take FOREVER to put them on here.

I can just sit here and type every quote, but it will take like ten years XD, so check these people's youtube channels and if you like then SUBSCRIBE!

Links!:

http://megasupermnm.livejournal.com/profile (my LJ account that I only used once, ==)

www.youtube.com./UberHaxorNova (he does like these game commentaries for games like Minecraft, happy wheels, dead island, and more. I'm sure you'll laugh the first time :) also check Kootra, SSohPKC, Danznewzmachinima, zeroyalviking, thecampingtree, slyfoxhound, and gassymexican as THEY ARE ALL AWESOME AND also form a group named the Creatures

www.youtube.com/FLuffeeTalks (he talks about stuff that happens and makes it funny, but I would reccomend watching the older videos first :)

www.youtube.com/FLuffee4TheWin (his gaming channel)

www.youtube.com/Smosh (two extremely funny and cute guys making videos, and if you don't think that they're good, then there is a reason why they are THE THRID MOST SUBSCRIBED YOUTUBE CHANNEL, I'm sure you'll subscribe :D)

www.youtube.com/IanH (ian's (from smosh) personal channel, and they also do lunchtime w/ smosh and mailtime w/ smosh here)

www.youtube.com/MichellePhan (she does very amazing make-up tutorials and tips, it's worth checking out:)

That's it for now!

Oh yeah, I'm planning on writing stories for this fansite soon and let me give you a heads up...my first story MULTI-CHAPTER which is a big thing for me.

My signiture: NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got tired of writing my signature so yeah, i might still be writing 'peace' or something. Doubt it though.

HERE ARE SOME COPY AND PASTE THINGIES:

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I
think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what
happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
and turn the volumes to “10″.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t
seen
you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid
embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk,
anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re
taking it for a “test drive.”

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about
five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the
department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store
as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch”
from
the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell
“hello”
upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
“Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any
Shnerples here?”

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
“Mission: Impossible.”

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I
need some tampons!!”

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the
restrooms

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those
voices again!”

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and
relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain
that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little
umbrella in it.

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice
possible “sex and candy”

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the
mannequins.

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in
Cosmetics.

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run
between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror
while you pick your nose.

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes.
(Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act
as spastic as possible.

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch
everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look
with
various funnels.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and
scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you
and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is
breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you
do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was
another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME
darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto
the ground screaming and having convulsions.

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people
out.

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and
begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good
bessie.”

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of
shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the
boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every
perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another
girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.
“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When
the boy
shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.
“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they don’t realize it!

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of
super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean
in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front
of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the
perfume!!”

71. Hit on the elderly.

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left
as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the
ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like
crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was
the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!
Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.
Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a
prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.”
to
people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those
electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they
don’t know you.

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for
toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend
that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over
wanting to use it, start barking at them until
they run away crying.

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind
customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of
your
friend.

80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say
“Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll
have a Quarter
Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of
french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say
“Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t
give it to you
say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it?
I’d expect this from
Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like
everyone else your know. You digust me” Then walk away
mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-
like as you can

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people
asking where the rash cream is because your family and all
your friends seem to have a rash too.

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your
“multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern
person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old
girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should
sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly
good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta
Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc.

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your
arms
and legs around like your having some kind of massive
seizure.

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the
store.

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to
leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your
walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to
go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then
quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away
as fast as your can.

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,
your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while
singing the circus song.

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn
around.

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that
someone istrying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over,
start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little
attention” Then run away crying.

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,
start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just
stay mesmerized.

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in
my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your
hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming
“NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO
NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the
eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a
fire…” The pull out a
zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t
light the zippo, just hold it closed.

95. Light a match under a spinkler.

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I
warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get
my shot gun”. Then walk away.

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my
god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss
him.
Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call
me??” Then
walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.

98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a
mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as
possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your
watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t
get
paid enough to do this”

99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen
my mommy?”

101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.

BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...

Reasons why girls are the best

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can have men do what we want by mearly unbuttening our shirts.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (well, being Catholic, it's in Christianity, so does it count?)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(Well good grades)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (only for halloween :P)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (some what) ;)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting(I'm a Roman Catholic though but if you're not DON'T copy&paste this little note!)

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I'm UNDER 18, so I MUST be an irresponsible child
I HAVE A TEMPER, so I am automatically RETARDED or a BITCH when I go
quiet trying not to blow up at insults
I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never
only liked them as a friend.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals
I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one
myself. (My dad doesn't smoke alot, but I guess it still counts as a
smoker)
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.
I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting
dirty, and parties.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (I'm usually polite,
but not always quiet :)
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I'm proud to be who I am, so I MUST be desperate. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue. I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature. I like stupid humor, so I MUST be immature

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

my daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers asses cause you hate 'em!

went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

and now for a word from our not-sponsors

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother
that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a
transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful,
tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let
my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away
from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I
wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left
me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be
able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before
graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out
we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want
to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore,
nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now
live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow
suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is
also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn
to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid
to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until
someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon
as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much
better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't
believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents
he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part
to end it.

Heheh...Friends or BEST Friend

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG! We messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it
with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a
tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life
story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS:Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they
think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Girls Don't Realize These Things(For all the GOOD guys out there.) I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with idiots who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black
man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was
born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die
I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you
grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in
the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die
you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black
man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

SEXUAL ABUSE & ANY TYPE OF ABUSE IS WRONG!

Mommy,
Daddy did something to me.
He made me loose my virginity,
he came into my room,
without knocking on the door,
he picked me up and threw me on the floor.
He pulled down my undies,
he ripped open my shirt,
he pushed his thing in so hard that it hurt.
But that wasn't all,
that wasn't the end,
he started to hit me,
and that's just where it begins,
He beat me so bad that I started to cry,
Oh tell me LORD why I didn't die!
When he was done,
he walked out the door,
he didn't even pick me from up off the floor

& THAT IS WHY!

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."

Read this without stopping I bet you can't (Don't read ahead!):

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now read the third word down on each sentence.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post
this in your profile

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for
eternity.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this
little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy
this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to
buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to
look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for
Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her
afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her
where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can
give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with
God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I
thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy
not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He
then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me,
but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check
again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to
his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to
sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy,
but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to
buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I
started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which
mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young
woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-
sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to
recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the
newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went
to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for
people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her
hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her
chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed
forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second,
a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and
says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you
left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I
would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.If you find this
incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

HOW GUYS FLIRT: 1. He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just
play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to
start a converstaion with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that
day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see
"Twilight" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and
didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if
he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer when ever you two
talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You were invited
by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at
all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which
makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you
mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into
your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair,
face, thighs, KNEES,ect.) HOW GIRLS FLIRT: 1.She calls you by your
full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and
laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's
talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She
says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her
face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with
seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of
your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes
you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays
with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside
of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a
lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. 13. She will try and
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stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost
this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u
love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost
this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Enrique Iglesias ;)

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

Green :D

3. your first initial?

M

4. your month of birth?

April

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Shakira :D

7. your favorite number?

10

8. do you like California of Florida more?

California

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

I wish I that everything going wrong in my family will go right or
better!

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (so true!)

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one
you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who
are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to
blossom (yeah-uh!)

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the
you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long
but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good. Will I be a millionaire?

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will
find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard
at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad
for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would
do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

Really?

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

Yes!

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure. (no duh!)

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very
reserved. (I knew that)

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one
hours and it will come true before your next birthday! Hopefully! :D

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

-themselves in. So I decided it would be smart to- "Diary of a Wimpy
Kid: The Ugly Truth"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My knee

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

I didn't see TV today but the last thing on the computer I saw was
FLuffeeTalks on YouTube (which kicks a*!)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

Almost 5pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:57 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The conversation between my mom, brother, and my brother's girlfriend
plus the TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

A couple of days ago. Went to the dentist :(

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

FLuffeeTalks's YouTube Channel

9. What are you wearing?

A red shirt with pink pj's that says "champagne" across the butt

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. It was about me and my friends along with the characters from
South Park.

11. When did you last laugh?

Half an hour ago. I was watching FLuffeeTalks. .

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing but paint for now.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I could've sworn I saw the doll in my room turns it's head alittle.

14. What do you think of this survey?

I like it.

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Jaws. I got the DVD.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Gold so I can buy even more stuff.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

A dream. And it had ONLY me and Cartman in it. After that I couldn't
see ANYTHING that had Cartman in it for a month.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Sophie, Guadalupe, Lily, Sakura, or Sapphire (if that's a name XD)

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Juan, Satoshi, Kyle, Kenny, or Stan :D

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I'd have to know what that is first.

let's Play A Game of 20 Questions!

1. What is your real name and do you have any nicknames?

Real name: Maria (not giving away last name)

Nicknames: Mari, Wanda, Auntie Lupe, and more

2. Are you male or female?

Female

3. How old are you?

I'm 14, but 13, 12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 on the inside

4. Where do you live?

United States

5. Sexual preference?

Straight

6. What are your favorite anime/manga's

Only Pokemon and Powerpuff Girls Z, I'll think of more later.

7. What is your OTP?

My what?

8. Any other favorite pairing(s) you think you should mention?

They are at the begining of this profile

9. If you were stranded on a desert island what 3 things would you
bring and why?

Video games, Internet, food.

10. Any favorite bands?

Only the Black Eyed Peas, the rest are artists.

11. What about favorite foods?

Pizza, Grilled Cheese, Fried Chicken, Mac and Cheese, Hotdogs,
Spagetti, Tacos, Buritos, Chips, Cookies, junkfood in general.

12. Favorite colour?

Green, red, yellow, and orange. Sometimes blue.

13. Favorite books and their authors?

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series- Jeff Kinney

Alice Series- Phyllis Naylor

Just Grace Series- Charise Mericle Harper

Amelia Series- Marissa Moss

Star in the Storm- Joan Hiatt Harlow

The Mixed Up Files of Ms. Basil E. Frankweiler- E. L. Konigsburg

14. Phobias?

Spiders, barking dogs, falling from heights.

15. What do you hate most?

The things I hate the most.

16. What is your happiest memory?

Meeting my crush. .

17. Do you have any goals in life?

To graduate from college and become a doctor

18. What is your favorite lyric and what song is it from?

"To locate the single men, I got on me a special radar-
And the fire department hotline in case I get in trouble later-
Not looking for cute little divos or rich city guys that just want to
enjoy-
But having a very good time and behave very bad in the arms of a boy"-
She Wolf by Shakira (it reminds me of a friend)

19. Any piercings? Where?

Two, one on each ear.

20. Who are your real life heros?

My parents, the Army of America and Mexico, and the heroes of
September 11, 2001

1 You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (X)
2 You have ran into a glass/screen door. (X)
3 You have jumped out of a moving vehic0le. ()
4 You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave
you weird looks. (X)
5 You have ran into a tree/bush. (X)
6 You have been called a blonde. ()
7 You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. ()
8 You just tried to lick your elbow. ()
9 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had
the
same melody. (X)

10 You just sang them to make sure. (X)
11 You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (X)
12 You have choked on your own spit. (X)
13 You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (X)
14 You type with three fingers or less. ()

15 You have accidentally caught something on fire. ()
16 you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (X)
17 You have caught yourself drooling. (X)
18 You have fallen asleep in class. ()
19 Sometimes you just stop thinking. (X)
20 Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were
talking
about. (X)
21 People often shake their heads and walk away from you. ()
22 You are often told to use your "inside voice". ()
23 You use your fingers to do simple math. (X) -.-
24 You have eaten a bug accidentally... ()
25 You are taking this test when you should be doing something more
important. (X)
26 You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't
realize
it. (X)
27 You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your
hand/pocket the whole time. (X)
28 You have reposted bulletins because you are scared that what they
say will happen to you if you don't. ()
29 You break a lot of things. (X)
30 You tilt you're head when you're confused. (X)

31 You have fallen out of your chair before. (X)
32 When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture
on the ceiling. ()
33 The word "um" is used. (X)
34 You dont know what "um" means. ()
35 You say "what" and "huh" alot. (X)
36 Your directionally impared. ()
37 People often think your younger than you actually are because of
the way you act. ()
38 People have accused you of having Tourette Syndrome. ()
39 You mix up your right and left hand. ()
40 When you cant describe something you resort to hand gestures. (X)
Why not?
41 You make up your own words. ()
42 You space out alot. (X)
43 You've laughed so hard you couldn't breathe. (X)
44 You stare off into space alot. (X)
45 When talking to someone, you trailed off and started mumbling to
yourself. (X)
46 Your friends fear for your sanity. ()
47 You cant remember what happend yesterday. (X)
48 You cant remember what happend an hour ago. ()
49 You laugh at things that no one else thinks are funny. (X)
50 You've been called a klutz before. ()
51 You spell 4 letter words wrong. (X) .-
52 You often say "Can you repeat the question?" (X)
53 You dont know how many letters are in the alphabet. ()
54 You just sang it to check. ()
55 You counted on your fingers. ()
56 You didnt get 26 letters. ()
57 When you learn a new word, you repeat it because it sounds cool. (X)
58 It's very easy to confuse you. ()
59 People ask you if your in the right class or grade. ()
60 You rock back and forth or shake when you get nervous. ()
61 Sometimes, you feel lightheaded or dizzy for no reason. (X)
62 You have gotten lost in your own house or backyard. ()
63 You've spelled your own name wrong. (X) …shut up
64 You have forgotten your own name. (X) I said shut up!
65 You have forgotten your parents or best friends names before. ()
66 You start studdering when your too hyper or exited. ()
67 You have forgotten where you are or where your going. (X)
68 You don't know why your taking this quiz. (X)
69 Your afraid of the monsters in your closet. ()
70 You still have a nightlight because your afraid of the dark. ()
71 You get hit and 10 secounds later flinch. (X)
72 When someone screams you scream too. (X)
73 Simple or low tech things entertain you. (X)
74 You belive you can fly and have tried. ()
75 You hurt yourself in trying to fly. ()
76 You belive in lepracauns, werewolves, vampires, ect. ()
77 When you hurt yourself, you get up and try it again only to hurt
yourself again. (X) I kept forgeting…
78 You have taken a drink, laughed, and the drink went through your
nose. (X) ...
79 You jump to conclusions that make no sense to anyone but you. (X)
80 You have tried to lick your ear. ()
81 You talk to yourself. (X) I just finished doing that.
82 You argue with youself outloud. ()
83 You have a secret room where you plot your diabolical plans for
world takeover. ()
84 You narrate your own life or someone elses life. ()
85 People call you random. (X)
86 They don't mean random in a good way. (X)
87 People accuse you of being high or stoned. ()
88 You mess up when counting to 10. (X)
89 Your friends are embarresed to hang out with you. ()
90 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (X)
91 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (X)
don't ask…
92 You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (X)
93 People have called you slow. ()
94 Your friends/family know not to use big words around you. ()
95 You used a calculator to find your score for this bulletin. (X)

96 you've seen the 'Charlie the unicorn' Video. ()
97 you've been shocked by those fake pieces of gum. ()
98 your friends have checked the back of your head for '666'. ()
99 you've laughed really loud during a scary movie. (X)
100 You've been kicked out of a golfcourse' movie theater/ bowling
ally/ other public amusment place,for causeing mass histeria. ()

Add up how many checked boxes you have and divide it by 100.(there are
100 questions)

51…is that good?

69... what a perverted number

Pick 10 characters and answer the following:

1) Stan

2) Kenny

3) Kyle

4) Cartman

5) Butters

6) Randy Marsh

7) Tweek

8) Clyde

9) Craig

10) Chef

Is 3 Gay?

If it's with Stan, then yes.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

If Stan started killing chefs :)

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That he never liked his food…?

Where would 8 meet 9?

At the arcade, or something.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

If he stole Craig away from him.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They both live in South Park, and that's all I can think of.

What dream would 5 have about 6

Ew…Butters dreaming about Randy? *pukes* I would also be dissapointed v.v

What would 4 envy about 5?

Um...nothing really

How would 3 greet 9?

"Hey"

What would 1 think of 2?

That they are good friends

10 got a daughter?

I hope he doesn't let her become a prostitute. We all know how HE is.

9 became a singer?

He could sing?

8 had quite a big secret?

That he had feelings for a certain someone .

7 won the lottery?

He would buy all the coffee he can get!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

It's weird inviting a grown up, but I'll invite him. He is too god*
funny.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

O.O *no comment*

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

It will take years of therapy to forget what was included in that
text. Lol

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Stan must hate what Chef made.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Craig blushing? And with Chef? That's no good…

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be
happy?

Randy is already married… -.-

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

I guess.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Tweek: Owner of a coffee factory Craig: Police Officer…?

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

I never knew Kyle OR Randy knew how to cook.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they
pick?

Something that will make Butters tough :p

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

I thought Cartman is more devious than that.

Would 2 trust 5?

Of course! :D

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Stan is already Randy's son, it wouldn't make sense.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then
a few hours. What are you thinking?

Oh no! Cartman is raping poor Kyle! .

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Chef you are such a pedophile! Go get a prostitue! -.-

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an
email. Now what?

blushes* I never knew you felt that way Stan, but I love you too! =.=

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you
tell him/her?

Don't worry Clyde, you'll meet her someday.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in
your mind?

My hair must looks like his :

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Tell Sharon. She knows what to do :)

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

NEVER!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you
get along?

Yeah, but I don't know about his mom. She might hate me :/

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

WHAT! I never knew you loved HIM O.O

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's it black hair, deep blue eyes, sensitive, calm, caring, level-
headed, cool, cute…

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Awkwardly laugh along.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Cheering me on and flip off the people who don't :D

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Gives me a hot cup of coffee :)

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

"WTF!? Dude your marrying HIM?I thought you LOVED ME!" but of course
I'll rather marry Stan than Chef

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely
embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Say "aw hamburgers, a-are you sure you w-what to do th-this? Gee wiz…"

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

I hope he's human enough to save me…

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Something cool. He's not a COMPLETE nerd.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2
do?

Helps me get to the hotel. He better not do anything else when he's carrying me there -.-

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

He would risk his life and save me from them…duh!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

As long as he gives me my food, I could care less.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Beat his a*.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Quick, where can I get Tweek?

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

OoO WHAT?!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Awkward O.O

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

I wouldn't mind at all…as long as he doesn't get grounded.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Better watch out for Tweek, Butters. He keel you.

Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I wouldn't be suprised C.C

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

blushes then tries to act cool* h-hey Stan, what's up!

Stan: [X] You're the normal kid [X] You have an older sister [ ]You
often puke [ ] You have a poofball hat [X] One of your parents is a
geologist ] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn [X ] You have a
boyfriend/girlfriend ] You have a lot of talents [X]

Count: 5

Kyle: [X] You're Jewish ] You own an ushanka ] You have an adopted
sibling ] You easily get mad [X] Your hair is curly [X ] You're
diabetic ] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors [X] One
of your parents is a lawyer ]

Count: 5

Cartman: [X] You're fat/big-boned [ ] You get made fun of because of
your body weight [ ] People make fat jokes about you ] You eat a lot
of junk food [X] You love acting/dressing like Hitler [ ] You think
Ginger Kids have no souls [ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars ]
You have a single mother for a reason ]

Count: 2

Kenny: [X] You hide your face [X] You're quiet [X] You love boobies ]
You're such a pervert with a dirty mind [X ] You have cheesed before
[ ] You're poor [ ] Your parents fight all the time [ ] You beg for
money ]

Count: 3

Butters: [X] You often get called "gay" [ ] You get grounded all the
time [ ] You don't have a lot of hair ] You've seen your parents
naked before [ ] You have a fatass friend ] You're not that popular
at school [X] You dance [X] You've fallen in love with the opposite
sex [X] (my crush)

Count: 4

Craig: ] You flip people off (when i can) [ ] You're one of the cool
kids at school ] You've gotten ripped off before [ ] You think you're
cool [X] Most of the time you're not happy [ ] You don't participate
in anything you think sucks [X] If you did something you have never
done before, you would be sooo happy [ ] Your last name starts with a
T ] You like things nice and boring

Count: 2

Clyde: [ ] You're attractive [X] You love tacos [X] Girls/Guys love
you [ ] You love parties [X] Your friends are mean to other people
(some of them) [X] Your hair is messy at sometimes [X] You often wear
red and/or blue [ ] You look at Playboy Magazines

Counts: 5

Token: ] You're African American [ ] You're rich [ ]
Anything racist gets you mad [X] You're a nice guy/girl [X] You wear purple and yellow [ ] You
know/knew someone with the last name "Black" [ ] You live in a big
house [ ] You've kicked a fat kid before

Count: 2

Wendy: [X] You're a Straight A Student [X] You're a feminist [ ] You
have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend (I have a cute crush though) [ ] You
fall in love with other boys/girls [X] You get called a "hoe" [ ] You
get mad easily at things against you [X] School is fun to you ]
You're a bitch

Count: 4

Bebe: [ ] Your hair is blonde [ ] You love boys/girls with hot asses
[ ] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy ] You are/were a head/
regular cheerleader ] You like playing Truth or Dare [X] You love
girl talk [ ] You think your boobs are too big for your age [ ] You're
part of a Secret Committee

Count: 1

Red: [ ] You have straight red hair [ ] You wear violet [X] You can be
a total bitch at some times [ ] You love talking on the phone [ ] You
get called by your nickname [ ] When your parents are gone, you invite
people over [ ] You have fallen in love with the eye candy [ ] You
talk only to your friends

Count: 1

Tweek: ] You get frightened easily [ ] You drink coffee (decaf) [X]
You tend to twitch ] You see things that other people do not [X]

Count: 2

Randy Marsh: [X] You've been drunk before ] You are often stupid [ ]
You want to become a geologist one day [ ] You fight with baseball
fathers/mothers [ ] You have gotten arrested for a stupid reason ]
You play childish games [X] You've once did something gay in your life
[ ] You love beer

Count: 3

I guess I'm a mix between Stan and Kyle…YEAH-UH! :D

Number your favorite characters in South Park in any order, and answer
the following questions! Have fun!..

1. Stan
2.Kyle
3. Cartman
4. Kenny
5. Butters
6. Tweek
7. Randy
8. Craig
9. Wendy
10. Bebe

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Butters and Bebe? Don't think so.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

If he lost some weight, then maybe.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Tweek got Stan pregnant? Better watch out for Kyle and Craig.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Nope. Not really.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

That's just a pedophile…and it's creepy… *shudders*

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Four/nine! Kenny and Wendy could make it work…somehow.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret
relationship?

Randy would wonder how the f* did Cartman get in a relationship lol

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Kyle/Tweek…can't think of anything.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

coughficcough

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Opposite Scars

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

I'd just make Kenny play strip poker with Stan :D

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about
nine slash?

None of my friends like fanfics like I do, so no.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

For Bebe, I'll say She wolf by Shakira :)

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Dang…um…twisted, underage threesome…? I really don't know

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

I don't know. What I DO know is that butters isn't his type XD

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Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko,
fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, Sofatagg, Som1-Random,
Mantineus, Masaki-Hanabusa, South Park's Only PKMN Master

YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if
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(Isn't it Facebook now?)

if you made an anime show in your head, you star in it, your friends
star in it, and you even have a theme song copy and paste in this to
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If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this in your
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99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few
of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this
on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

...P...Put this
...O...On your
...K...Profile
...E...To stop Pokemon
...M...From
...O...Being
...N...Hated
...!!...It shows you care..

...A...put this on
...S...your channel
...H...if u love Ash

If you're a tomboy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit
some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a
fellow Poke-Freak!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race
is humanity.

If you love black, but are no goth, copy this on your Profile. (i'm
not madly in love with black because I like green more but still :P)

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the
characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

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profile

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profile

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and
paste this on you profile. (it was SUPER wierd :\)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

friends help you move, best friends help you move the body.

friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best
friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days."

you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark
is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful,
you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment..

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving
door.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is
wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine
at all.

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her's forever.

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Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back
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The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly
reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to
have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

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problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste
this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the
characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius
Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan)
Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty
McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/
Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus)
FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters
inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward
Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47
(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis)
SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward
Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman), Heidi the Odd(A Lot, not
telling...), TheDreamChaser (Raven Roth, Hawk Woman, Wonder Woman,
Draco Malfoy, Zuko), South Park's Only PKMN Master (Ash Ketchum from
Pokemon, Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski from South Park, Beck Oliver
from Victorious, Drake Parker from Drake&Josh)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being
popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't,
copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
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THfangirl01, Dragon(just a short name), PokeFreak 38,geny35,
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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste
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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating,
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If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that
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Chan, Dragon, PokeFreak 38,geny35, masaki-hanabusa, South Park Only
PKMN Master

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Paste this on your profile if the only reason you pasted this on your
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Paste this if you overly and obnoctiously use smilies when ever
possible. (I actually have a page back-to-back full of smilies)

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy
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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your
profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before
you say it, copy this into your profile. (One time I was talking to my
friend and then I…I…uh something)

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (don't
ask how)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then
why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two
footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm
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longer.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue
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profile.

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If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these
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apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've read all of these just because you're bored, copy and paste
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If you think there's absolutely nothing wrong with swearing, copy and
paste this onto your profile. (I only do it when I have to :/

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If you love CHEESE and are proud, copy and paste this onto your
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times you could write it blindfolded on an invisible keyboard, copy
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If you're one of the few Team Jacob fans in existence, copy and paste
this onto your profile (although I'm not all into twilight)

If you believe racism and segregation is wrong and want to let
everyone else know, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your
name to the list.JoongStar,Desert Rose123124, Suki-Itami, South Park's
Only PKMN Master

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I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by
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in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul,
Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili,
NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their
souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their
families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool) Ultra Drama Queen
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your souls), Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, XxLettieXPaixX,
hypermonkeygirlX3, Mitchi-chan, South Park's Only PKMN Master

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this on your profile.

If you are getting old and you keep on watching and loving cartoon,
copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the Creatures, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love YouTube, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love more than 5 YouTubers, copy and paste this into your profile.

Since you read through the entire profile (MY profile) you were either:

a. Curious

b. had nothing else better to do

c. got dared

d. started stalking people (JK!)

e. just wanted the copy and paste thingies

I really don't know how to end a freakishly long profile...

1. Battling the Darkness Away » reviews
While traveling through Sinnoh, Ash begins to experience terrifying things. Pain from seemingly nowhere, reflections that seem to have a mind of its own, and more. Can Ash and friends figure out the problem before it's late? And what's this familiar deep voice coming from? Read to find out! Rated T just to be safe. One-sided malevolentshipping coming soon as chapters go on.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-8-12 - Published: 9-2-12 - Ash K./Satoshi