|South Park's Only PKMN Master|
Author has written 1 story for Pokémon.
OMG! Yay! I FINALLY got an account here! HAZZAA! Some of you might reconize me as Ashley Ketchum or Ashygirl-pikaboy in your reviews, so SORRY that i changed my name to South Park's Only PKMN Master! *bows* that's a mistake in my part so enough chit-chat, let me tell you about myself.
Stories: I'm finally starting a story on here, and it's a multi-chapter. Yay! But please remember, PATIENCE IS KEY!
Battling the Darkness Away: CHAPTER 1 IS UP
(title not known) Summary: We find ourself seeing a little 5-year-old ash run toward the Virdinian Forest when he caught glimse of a baby pichu. When he gets himself hurt, alone in this maze that we call forest, how will he fare when an escaped criminal makes his precence known? Will his parents find him? (based on a crazy dream of Ash I had) I doubt I'll continue with this...
Avatar: IT'S THE CREATURES! If you don't have anyone to talk to about the Creatures, I'm here so just PM me :3 Or if you like Smosh, or some other youtubers, go ahead and PM away! :D (I'm 99.9% sure I'm the only person from my friends that actually like people on YouTube... -.-)
Name: My name is Maria (pretty average) but (in my opinion) it's kinda cute.
Info: I live in the US of A, but i ain't gonna tell you where! *smirks evily* I'm 100% GIRLY and 100% mexican (you found out my gender and race in 2 words) although I was born in Texas (ye-ha!) don't expect me to have a Texas accent 'cuz i don't. I can write, talk, and speak in English and Spanish and will (hopefully) learn more languages along the way.
Appearence: if you want to know, i got medium-length wavy dark brown hair (my hair seems to have black, red, and i even found a blonde hair strand in the back 0_0) with light skin and gorgeous chocolate brown eyes. I'm kinda in the tall section, but i'm kinda not. I'm not fat, but i'm not skinny either, more like in the middle. For some reason, my bangs in front seem to stand up to give me a spikey-haired appearence (i'm turning into a girl version of ash!) and, during some days when my cheeks itch , a faint z-shape appears under my eyes. O_O spooky, right? (i'll let you decide if the last one is real or not!) and decide if I'm telling the truth or not ;D
hobbies: watching tv, listening to ipod, playing soccer, exploring the woods near my house, playing video games, and hanging out with friends! BUT YOUTUBE IS MAH LIFE! :D
things i HATE so much: spiders, bugs, hearing noises after watching scary movies late at night, friends pulling pranks on me(who doesn't?) fish (the eating kind-its the smell that i JUST can't take) people getting the orders wrong at drive-thru's, people laughing TOO loud at movie theaters, snobs, racists, just over-all bad people :(
facts about myself:
I can eat scramble eggs AND popcorn with ketchup :P
I'm actually just plain stupid but my report card says otherwise >:)
When my friends ask me a question, I sometimes give an answer that has NOTHING to do with the question
I am probably the most paranoid person in my group of friends
Along with being paranoid, I have one heck of an imagination, which can be quite perverted >:P
One time when I couldn't get my password for iTunes, I thought that someone else got it and deleted ALL my stuff :(
I wonder what it would be like to live in an anime show :) lol
I always over think EVERYTHING!
I can hear you word for word, but when you are finished talking I would say "huh?"
Favorite tv shows: pokemon (always have, always will), icarly, victorious, adventure time, south park(just TOO hilarious), regular show, powerpuff girls. ppgz, family guy, the simpsons, american dad and more :P
Favorite pairings (pokemon):
1.pikashipping or pokeshipping(cute!)
2.malevolentshipping (i'm SO evil)
3.may and drew: CONTESTSHIPPING!
4.dawn and kenny: PENGUINSHIPPING! (i'm pretty sure it's official cuz kenny wanted dawn to travel with him and dawn said he looked 'handsome' when he beat ash in a battle in a note she left kenny)
5.comashipping (ashXpaul) it's new to me though :/
6.palletshipping (ashXgary) again, it's new
thanks for the help you guys!
South Park Pairings:
Style (stan & kyle)
Kyman (kyle & cartman)
K2 (kyle & kenny)
Candy (cartman & wendy)
Creek (craig & tweek)
Bunny (kenny & butters)
Dip (pip & damien)
Powerpuff girls shippings:
blossomXbrick (those pairings are it D:)
Powerpuff girls Z pairings:
KaoruXMiyako (Although I'm a fan of yaoi, yuri is kinda meh, but I can't help but like this pairing)
Favorite character(s):Ash ketchum (english) Satoshi (japanese) Sacha (french i think XD) whatever you call him. He is JUST TOO cute, funny, sweet, innocent, unselfish, heroic, etc.! God i wish i could hug him! ALL-most my stories will involve him bcuz he is the easiest to write about in my opinion. So yeah, that's somehting to look for.
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman: what's there to say? THEY ARE JUST FREAKIN AWSOME! (and Stan's dad, Randy Marsh)
Buttercup from the powerpuff girls: what a champ :D
Kaoru from Powerpuff girls z: same as above
Favorite quotes: "I wish my mom named me Bob instead of Ash."-ash from pokemon the movie 2000
"It's following pikachu like a streaker or something."
"Don't you mean a stalker, Ash?"-conversation between ash and brock in "Sparks fly for magnamite!) again, thanks for the help!
"Will you stop wiggling your butt infront of my friends faces?"-tori from victorious in 'wi-fi in the sky' or something like that.
"She dances like a diseased elephant"-part of a sentence from carly in iCarly when they help a pop star named 'ginger fox'
"Oh my god, they killed kenny!" "You bastard(s)!"- stan and kyle when kenny dies in almost every episode
"I AM A COP AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home"- cartman quote's that NEVER get too old
“Kids, I need to tell you something that you might find
"MOM KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!"
"But if we don't treat the internet with the resPECT"
"Ceeeeelllllabrate good Obama c'mon!"
"I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!!!!!!"
"Arresting me for what? Huh? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America. Huh, isn't this America? I'm sorry I thought this was America."
"-finger pointing gets us nowhere...(points) STEVE" - all from good ol' Randy Marsh from south park (the FUNNIEST adult on the show)
"Mommy, why daddy leave us?" "Well you see Timmy you dad, he's
(Pretending to be a cow)"We gotta get rid of this f*cker I'm tired of
"Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?" "Yeah actually I
"I have a bag full of dynamite see?" "Uh there's no dynamite in that
removes beard* "Dude, I'm not really Santa." *starts crying* "You
"DAN NO! What do you say?" *sigh* "I'm sorry I'm such a f*cking
"SON OF A D*CK!!!"
"Holy sh*t balls!"
"Showing people how to drive makes m'e stiff."
"Yeah I called you bluff pick a nut b*tch."
deepish voice* "Hey baby I've been lookin' for a nice young boy to
"Strangers are just friends you don't know yet."
"I hope you get raped by a donkey and forced to suck a f*ck"
"THIS TASTES LIKE LIQUID SH*T!"
"I'm not retarded, I'm SEMI-retarted"
"When I play ninja I dont F*CK around"
"NO BUNNY DIES TONIGHT!"
"I have hand-feet syndrome. I have hands where my feet should be and feet where my hands should be thanks for making me feel like SH*T!"
"I don't own you sh*t"
"I sat on Santa's lap once and something poked me in the A*S!"
"C'mon little girl, sit on my lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up"-from FLuffeeTalks on youtube. There is WAY MORE than these but it'll take FOREVER to put them on here.
I can just sit here and type every quote, but it will take like ten years XD, so check these people's youtube channels and if you like then SUBSCRIBE!
(my LJ account that I only used once, ==)
(he does like these game commentaries for games like Minecraft, happy wheels, dead island, and more. I'm sure you'll laugh the first time :) also check Kootra, SSohPKC, Danznewzmachinima, zeroyalviking, thecampingtree, slyfoxhound, and gassymexican as THEY ARE ALL AWESOME AND also form a group named the Creatures
(he talks about stuff that happens and makes it funny, but I would reccomend watching the older videos first :)
(his gaming channel)
(two extremely funny and cute guys making videos, and if you don't think that they're good, then there is a reason why they are THE THRID MOST SUBSCRIBED YOUTUBE CHANNEL, I'm sure you'll subscribe :D)
(ian's (from smosh) personal channel, and they also do lunchtime w/ smosh and mailtime w/ smosh here)
(she does very amazing make-up tutorials and tips, it's worth checking out:)
That's it for now!
Oh yeah, I'm planning on writing stories for this fansite soon and let me give you a heads up...my first story MULTI-CHAPTER which is a big thing for me.
My signiture: NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got tired of writing my signature so yeah, i might still be writing 'peace' or something. Doubt it though.
HERE ARE SOME COPY AND PASTE THINGIES:
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
20. Put M&M’s on layaway.
21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch”
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to
41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and
51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice
52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the
54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in
55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run
56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror
57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes.
58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly
59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch
61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look
62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you
64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people
65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and
66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of
67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of
71. Hit on the elderly.
72. Hit on 5 year olds.
73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.
75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.
76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a
77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for
79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind
80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.
81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.
82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say
83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people
84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your
85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your
86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the
87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to
88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,
89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department
90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.
91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn
92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that
93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,
94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in
95. Light a match under a spinkler.
96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I
97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my
98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a
99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen
101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.
BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Reasons why girls are the best
1. We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point.
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We can have men do what we want by mearly unbuttening our shirts.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
my daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers asses cause you hate 'em!
went to a party, Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now Im lying on the pavement,
My own bloods all around me,
Im sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
and now for a word from our not-sponsors
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful,
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore,
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part
Heheh...Friends or BEST Friend
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
Girls Don't Realize These Things(For all the GOOD guys out there.) I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with idiots who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
SEXUAL ABUSE & ANY TYPE OF ABUSE IS WRONG!
& THAT IS WHY!
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
>He told his friends that it was cool,
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great, huge crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
>When I went to school that day,
>I never said good-bye.
>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
>please listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."
Read this without stopping I bet you can't (Don't read ahead!):
This is this cat
Now read the third word down on each sentence.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me,
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy,
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second,
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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.If you find this
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Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
Enrique Iglesias ;)
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
I wish I that everything going wrong in my family will go right or
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (so true!)
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure. (no duh!)
Florida: You are a laid-back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
-themselves in. So I decided it would be smart to- "Diary of a Wimpy
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I didn't see TV today but the last thing on the computer I saw was
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The conversation between my mom, brother, and my brother's girlfriend
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A couple of days ago. Went to the dentist :(
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
FLuffeeTalks's YouTube Channel
9. What are you wearing?
A red shirt with pink pj's that says "champagne" across the butt
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. It was about me and my friends along with the characters from
11. When did you last laugh?
Half an hour ago. I was watching FLuffeeTalks. .
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Nothing but paint for now.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
I could've sworn I saw the doll in my room turns it's head alittle.
14. What do you think of this survey?
I like it.
15. What is the last movie you saw?
Jaws. I got the DVD.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Gold so I can buy even more stuff.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
A dream. And it had ONLY me and Cartman in it. After that I couldn't
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Sophie, Guadalupe, Lily, Sakura, or Sapphire (if that's a name XD)
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Juan, Satoshi, Kyle, Kenny, or Stan :D
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I'd have to know what that is first.
let's Play A Game of 20 Questions!
1. What is your real name and do you have any nicknames?
Real name: Maria (not giving away last name)
Nicknames: Mari, Wanda, Auntie Lupe, and more
2. Are you male or female?
3. How old are you?
I'm 14, but 13, 12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 on the inside
4. Where do you live?
5. Sexual preference?
6. What are your favorite anime/manga's
Only Pokemon and Powerpuff Girls Z, I'll think of more later.
7. What is your OTP?
8. Any other favorite pairing(s) you think you should mention?
They are at the begining of this profile
9. If you were stranded on a desert island what 3 things would you
Video games, Internet, food.
10. Any favorite bands?
Only the Black Eyed Peas, the rest are artists.
11. What about favorite foods?
Pizza, Grilled Cheese, Fried Chicken, Mac and Cheese, Hotdogs,
12. Favorite colour?
Green, red, yellow, and orange. Sometimes blue.
13. Favorite books and their authors?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series- Jeff Kinney
Alice Series- Phyllis Naylor
Just Grace Series- Charise Mericle Harper
Amelia Series- Marissa Moss
Star in the Storm- Joan Hiatt Harlow
The Mixed Up Files of Ms. Basil E. Frankweiler- E. L. Konigsburg
Spiders, barking dogs, falling from heights.
15. What do you hate most?
The things I hate the most.
16. What is your happiest memory?
Meeting my crush. .
17. Do you have any goals in life?
To graduate from college and become a doctor
18. What is your favorite lyric and what song is it from?
"To locate the single men, I got on me a special radar-
19. Any piercings? Where?
Two, one on each ear.
20. Who are your real life heros?
My parents, the Army of America and Mexico, and the heroes of
1 You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (X)
10 You just sang them to make sure. (X)
15 You have accidentally caught something on fire. ()
31 You have fallen out of your chair before. (X)
96 you've seen the 'Charlie the unicorn' Video. ()
Add up how many checked boxes you have and divide it by 100.(there are
51…is that good?
69... what a perverted number
Pick 10 characters and answer the following:
6) Randy Marsh
Is 3 Gay?
If it's with Stan, then yes.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
If Stan started killing chefs :)
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
That he never liked his food…?
Where would 8 meet 9?
At the arcade, or something.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
If he stole Craig away from him.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They both live in South Park, and that's all I can think of.
What dream would 5 have about 6
Ew…Butters dreaming about Randy? *pukes* I would also be dissapointed v.v
What would 4 envy about 5?
How would 3 greet 9?
What would 1 think of 2?
That they are good friends
10 got a daughter?
I hope he doesn't let her become a prostitute. We all know how HE is.
9 became a singer?
He could sing?
8 had quite a big secret?
That he had feelings for a certain someone .
7 won the lottery?
He would buy all the coffee he can get!
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
It's weird inviting a grown up, but I'll invite him. He is too god*
5 and 6 did a workout together?
O.O *no comment*
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
It will take years of therapy to forget what was included in that
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Stan must hate what Chef made.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Craig blushing? And with Chef? That's no good…
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be
Randy is already married… -.-
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Tweek: Owner of a coffee factory Craig: Police Officer…?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
I never knew Kyle OR Randy knew how to cook.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they
Something that will make Butters tough :p
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
I thought Cartman is more devious than that.
Would 2 trust 5?
Of course! :D
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Stan is already Randy's son, it wouldn't make sense.
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then
Oh no! Cartman is raping poor Kyle! .
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Chef you are such a pedophile! Go get a prostitue! -.-
Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an
blushes* I never knew you felt that way Stan, but I love you too! =.=
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you
Don't worry Clyde, you'll meet her someday.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in
My hair must looks like his :
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Tell Sharon. She knows what to do :)
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you
Yeah, but I don't know about his mom. She might hate me :/
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
WHAT! I never knew you loved HIM O.O
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's it black hair, deep blue eyes, sensitive, calm, caring, level-
You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?
Awkwardly laugh along.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Cheering me on and flip off the people who don't :D
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Gives me a hot cup of coffee :)
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
"WTF!? Dude your marrying HIM?I thought you LOVED ME!" but of course
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely
Say "aw hamburgers, a-are you sure you w-what to do th-this? Gee wiz…"
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
I hope he's human enough to save me…
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Something cool. He's not a COMPLETE nerd.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2
Helps me get to the hotel. He better not do anything else when he's carrying me there -.-
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
He would risk his life and save me from them…duh!
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
As long as he gives me my food, I could care less.
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Beat his a*.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Quick, where can I get Tweek?
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
I wouldn't mind at all…as long as he doesn't get grounded.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Better watch out for Tweek, Butters. He keel you.
Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
I wouldn't be suprised C.C
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
blushes then tries to act cool* h-hey Stan, what's up!
Stan: [X] You're the normal kid [X] You have an older sister [ ]You
Kyle: [X] You're Jewish ] You own an ushanka ] You have an adopted
Cartman: [X] You're fat/big-boned [ ] You get made fun of because of
Kenny: [X] You hide your face [X] You're quiet [X] You love boobies ]
Butters: [X] You often get called "gay" [ ] You get grounded all the
Craig: ] You flip people off (when i can) [ ] You're one of the cool
Clyde: [ ] You're attractive [X] You love tacos [X] Girls/Guys love
Token: ] You're African American [ ] You're rich [ ]
Wendy: [X] You're a Straight A Student [X] You're a feminist [ ] You
Bebe: [ ] Your hair is blonde [ ] You love boys/girls with hot asses
Red: [ ] You have straight red hair [ ] You wear violet [X] You can be
Tweek: ] You get frightened easily [ ] You drink coffee (decaf) [X]
Randy Marsh: [X] You've been drunk before ] You are often stupid [ ]
I guess I'm a mix between Stan and Kyle…YEAH-UH! :D
Number your favorite characters in South Park in any order, and answer
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Butters and Bebe? Don't think so.
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
If he lost some weight, then maybe.
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Tweek got Stan pregnant? Better watch out for Kyle and Craig.
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Nope. Not really.
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
That's just a pedophile…and it's creepy… *shudders*
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Four/nine! Kenny and Wendy could make it work…somehow.
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret
Randy would wonder how the f* did Cartman get in a relationship lol
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Kyle/Tweek…can't think of anything.
9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
I'd just make Kenny play strip poker with Stan :D
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about
None of my friends like fanfics like I do, so no.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?
For Bebe, I'll say She wolf by Shakira :)
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Dang…um…twisted, underage threesome…? I really don't know
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
I don't know. What I DO know is that butters isn't his type XD
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Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating,
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your
If you've ever had the random urge to eat a bowl of chips while
Paste this on your profile if the only reason you pasted this on your
Paste this if you overly and obnoctiously use smilies when ever
If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and
You have done somthing stupid/dangerous with your friends/family
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before
If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (don't
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged,
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have,
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you,
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it,
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no
If you've ever walked into a clear glass door, copy and paste this
If you've ever said something really stupid, (i.e.: 'There's no d in
If you hate High School Musical and are proud of it, copy and paste
If you read yaoi slash just to pass the time, copy and paste this onto
If you've read all of these just because you're bored, copy and paste
If you think there's absolutely nothing wrong with swearing, copy and
If you're not Japanese, but wish you were, copy and paste this onto
If you think that having 2 half-Japanese friends constitutes to having
If you love CHEESE and are proud, copy and paste this onto your
If the only words you know in a certain language are swear words, copy
If you're NOT a vampire, yet like to bite things, copy and paste this
If you've written 'copy and paste this onto your profile' so many
If you're one of the few Team Jacob fans in existence, copy and paste
If you believe racism and segregation is wrong and want to let
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance that you
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without
If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people
If you love South Park, copy this on your profile.
If you love Stan from South Park, copy this on your profile.
If you love Butters from South Park, copy this on your profile.
I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by
If you are NOT like other girls, then copy and paste this into your
If you've read a book/watched a movie over 5 times, copy and paste
If you are getting old and you keep on watching and loving cartoon,
If you love the Creatures, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love YouTube, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love more than 5 YouTubers, copy and paste this into your profile.
Since you read through the entire profile (MY profile) you were either:
b. had nothing else better to do
c. got dared
d. started stalking people (JK!)
e. just wanted the copy and paste thingies
I really don't know how to end a freakishly long profile...
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