Ishi Bana-Bana: Crack!Writer, Sociopath, and Avid Shoe Wearer

Lover of Parentheses, Ellipses, and Oxydoxes

Listening to: Black Eyed Peas and various techno music. I blame Fyre for the BEP addiction.

Thinking About: Life, love, and the pursuit of bunnies.

Addicted to: Social media. Ugh.

Favorite Movie right now: Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Might post quotes.

Where was I? Oh, right. I am random, crazy, insane, unorganized, enjoy stealing stuff from Forever Fyre then claiming it's mine... Oh wait. That's anything in general.

Yup... I am Lord Fanboy The Seventy Second. If you wish to amuse me, play some cool music. If you wish to get on my bad side, play Justin Bieber or say that the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series are real books. (They aren't) If you wish to make me bored, or make me go crazy, don't play music. I go crazy when that happens... I like to claim I have a playlist in my head, but I get hit so many times by dodgeballs in P.E. that my iPod is broken. Lol. Seriously, I have music in my head all the time. Right now it's 'Addicted and I Just Can't Get Enough', or whatever. And now it's Ke$ha. Oh goobers.

I may have an account on FictionPress called Appleby Grey. Maybe. I'm thinking about it.

I created the FGTC Wiki, then abandoned it. I got cookies.

I 'cheated' at 'Guess what everyone's last name is?'. Supposedly. Honestly, it was just inference. (I mean stalker stuff. And Fyre told me a month earlier.)

I got the 'Best Random Ship Moment' award for Foamzula. I call it the Randummy. Yay. I also got the 'Wierdest Story Award' for the same story, 'Brownies?'. I call it the Wierdie. Oh, and the Jiao-Jie award. But Rain took it, and she won't give me cookies!!! SO... I stole it back. And made all the ones I was nominated for (EVERYTHING) out of soap. Hehehehe... What's with all the strange looks?

Oh, and I got TOAST. From SPRY. From Spry's Apple Pie In Your Eye. AND IT ISN'T WET, SALTY, OR EATEN BY OLD MEN! Yesh... And water, for complaining! From SPRY! And cake. Same place. Same person.

Dude. I have too much pastries.

I have shiny hair.

...I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK!

-QUOTES (Viewer discretion is advised. No, seriously.)--

"Roses are red

Violets are blue,

I have a gun

So get in my van."

Andy Kirk, Bled Stained Days at IAHF

"You is smart, you you is kind, and you is special."

My cousin imitating a lady from The Help

Latvian #1: What did one potato say to other potato?

Latvian #2: Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

The Internet

Mr. Magorium: Your life is an occasion. Rise to it.

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Mad Hatter: On frabjous day I will fudderwacken vigorously.

Alice in Wonderland

SPECIAL PRESS RELEASE

Hello.

In case you couldn't tell, you stupids, I write a lot of crack!fiction.

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

No, seriously. I might stray away from crack. Recently, I've really wanted to write a good, decent story, but every time I use already made characters, they end up...OOC. And so crackish. Like, way too much. So I need to write something serious. Yes, I guess you could say I matured. But really. I've done some soul searching a found out something deep and depressing...I can only write serious fanfiction with OCs. And just OCs. Of course, it really isn't fanfiction without the characters, right? My plan is to use the world and make a very original fic! Take the ATLA fandom for example- instead of writing about Aang and Katara and kissing (eww) I can write about my OCs fifty years into the future and connect it to everything else. I'm very good at writing with OCs, and even better at creating them (well now I just feel conceited). So..working on that in three different fandoms of interest- Pokemon, Total Drama, and Avatar, what I mainly write for. Yes, I've already started. Hooray.

Does this mean I'll discontinue all of my other fics?

Well...no. I was going to...but head19 reviewed, and I caved in. So TSIE will be continued. Slowly. Like, I'll do anything for reviews. Even romance. In the Twilight fandom. (WHAT HAVE I JUST WRITTEN! :0 MY EYES!) Or not.

Crack!Fics

Brownies? Discontinued. Three chapters. Yeah. First IBF! fic.

This Story Is Exceptional Azula and everyone else destroy civilization and your brain cells!

Oneshots So-so 1,000 words tics that are usually random. But what isn't with me?

Things that are AlmostCool! Like Cool, but not Exactly...

IBF Week 'RANDOM ZUKO WHAAAAAAT.' is what you'll say after reading this. It's almost cool, but kinda' fails.

BIG PROJECTS AHEAD!

Undetermined Pokemon Fic First priority! Written the first chapter already.

Undetermined Total Drama Fic Last priority. :/ I haz no idea what to write.

Undetermined ATLA Fic I have the ideas in order, almost.

Last but not least, if I am being immature, just tell me I'm being immature. Or slap me and banish me to Australia. I need a good slap-and-banishment once in a while.

Also, DON'T BE AFRAID TO ACTUALLY PUT CRITICISMS IN YOUR REVIEWS! NOBODY WANTS TO HURT MY FEELINGS OR SOMETHING...

-Bananas!