So I am Emily. That makes me a nineteen-year-old, right-wing nut job, non-preaching vegan (take a moment to absorb that :P), a very easily entertained pianist, a chorus girl, a slave to subtext and one-shots, and the Gaunts' bitch until such a time as I finish fanfic100 over at livejournal. And one who is forever changing her pen name thingy. So hello there.
My fandoms for the most part are are Harry Potter, Les Mis, Tokyo Babylon, Fullmetal Alchemist, history, and random classic novels, but I also adore Lord of the Flies, The Sandman, Shakespeare, Catcher in the Rye, Artemis Fowl, Wicked, House of 1000 Corpses/The Devil's Rejects, Lord of the Rings, and a bit of Charmed. And just so you know, Team Rocket owns all of you! They even hired your mom, ohhhhhh, what now? Schnap. Crackle Pop.
I read (and write) angst, suffering, mindfuckery, and crack almost exclusively. Yes, I'm cool like that. I also enjoy dark and twisted fics with unhealthy relationships much, I like insightful gen, and sometimes a mindless comedy. But not usually. Angst and suffering are exquisite. And plot, ha, who needs plot?
Oh and I read fics in English, yo leo historias en español, je lis des histoires en français, und ich lese Geschichten auf Deutsch. So. Love me.
Now, if you've gotten this far, you need to go visit Rowan Arkenson, Ruana, HanaTohruShipperMorgan, V.M. Bell, and Nokomiss, because they are amazing authoresses and my dear friends, anddd you need to go see my beloved betrothed, TheGoddessOfDeath. Trust me, you'll have a lot more fun reading their awesome work instead of my ramblings. Yeah. And I've got to pimp my favourites lists too, so gooooo check those out. I have really good taste, you'll see. No, I promise!
~QUOTES~
"You know what hot, unbridled sex gets you? An 8 passenger van with 6 booster seats." ~ guy nurse
"I know more about meteorology than your uncle knows about bumfuck!" ~ Mary
"You know what the difference between a Yank and a Damn Yank is? A Yank comes down here, looks around, and then goes back. A Damn Yank comes down here and stays." ~ Waitress at Waffle House. (Go eat there, even if you don't like waffles. I don't like them either.)
~~ Emily ~~
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