Hallo Welt! Our names are Saskia und Ellie! (BTW we are not actually German) Saskia is actually a mangrove tree from Palau and I am a walking ball of moose und fairy-dust.

Our username is derived from our love of all things Dutch! (Dear Sassykins actually hails from the-land-of-the-cheese)

We love Jizzy-Jazzy Cullen from twilight (he is actually Sassy's fashion idol)

We also share a deep and lustfull love for Boone Carlisle (R.I.P) from lost. And I find Sawyer smexykins too.

Danke for reading our profile, don't worry if you didn't understand it.

Lots of non-sexual love, Ellie and Saskia xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ps- We have made this account while procrastinating during revision time, so feel free to recomend some good stories (as we are new to the mighty world that is FAN-FICTION)

Pps- WE HATE THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! HE HAD SALT!