STORIES THAT HAVE BEEN TAKEN DOWN:

Voldemort Gets A Facebook! Tis sad, but true. If you happen to be anyone of the fans that liked it and can't find it anymore, I'm sorry. Two people reported it and it got taken down. *sighs* R.I.P Voldemort Gets A Facebook! you will be missed.

Alternate Ending Because it was reported for being a one-liner. -.-

Cato's Allies Theme Song: F is for friends who kill together! U is U r dead! N is for no one getting out alive! Out here in the Hunger Games!

Bio: I was born somewhere in the world sometime in the 20th century. I'm a HUGE shipper of Snape/Lily, let's just get that clarified. James Potter, to me, is an "arrogant toerag" and a douche-bag - I HATE him. So almost all of my stories in Harry Potter are about Snape and Lily. Of course, I do have other stories revolving around other characters, but most are Snape and Lily.

I cry or get extremely angry seeing abuse of any kind, ESPECIALLY animals. So that makes me and Anti-Abuse person. I LOVE to eat, so I'll eat anything except:

1) Squidy

2) Insects of anykind/form

3) Spiders (yes some cultures eat Spiders)

4) FAKE MEAT OR OTHER FAKE FOOD PRODUCTS!!! (honestly, who would like to get E-coli? Not me! That's for sure...)

5) Other Humans

6) Dogs or cats (I can't bear thinking that that Dog or Cat used to be someone elses pet... *runs off crying*)

So... places I think are AMAZING!!! This is in-order:

1) SEATTLE, WASHINGTON!!!! (Holla!! I USED to live 2 hours away until my Dad got a job somewhere else)

2) San Diego, California

3) Munich, Germany

4) Dresden, Germany

5) Frankental, Germany (where I was born!!!)

6) Worms, Germany (The Ice Cream there is Delicous!)

7) Simi Valley, California

8) Las Vegas, Nevada (no gambling reasons involved. I don't gamble)

9) Vienna, Austria

10) Paris, France

I AM A 1000% LILY AND SEVERUS SHIPPER/FAN!!!!! It's just the saddest, most tragic romance I have ever read between two characters.

The girl you just called a Mudblood? She spends hours practicing spells hoping people will like her. The boy you just Stupefyed? His parents use the Cruciatus curse on him regularly. That kid you just pushed? He is trying to use the killing curse on himself. That guy you made just fun of for crying? His mother was killed by a death eater. Put this on your status if you are Against Bullying in the Wizarding world. You never know what its like until you fly a mile on their broom.

Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

Superpower I would Like: To read minds. Then no one can lie to you. No one.

Favorite Movie (s) : Harry Potter & the Deathly Hollows part 2; I have a lot of others but I don't feel like writing them all down...

Favorite songs: Lily's Theme; Snape's Demise; Lumos! Hedwigs Theme; Severus and Lily - Harry Potter Soundtracks.

And TONS MORE!!!!

Sweetest Pick-up Line: "If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."

My favorite Warrior Parings!

Jayfeather and ME!!! (HE'S MINE! NO ONE ELSE'S! M-I-N-E!!!)

Jayfeather and Cinderheart (If she didn't get together with Lionblaze...)

Lionblaze and Cinderheart

Firestar and Sandstorm

Longtail and Mousefur (odd I know, but I still ship them)

Whitewing and Birchfall

Crowfeather and Feathertail (I really didn't like it when he was with Leafpool...)

Bluestar and Oakheart

Bluestar and Lionheart (If Oakheart was never alive it would've been a nice couple.)

Breezepelt and Hollyleaf (If they weren't related...)

Tigerstar and Sasha

Tigerstar and Firestar (THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! YOU HEARD IT HERE!!! I SHIP THEM!!!)

Some NOT SO FAVORITE pairings:

Jane and Jester - Jane and the Dragon

Lily Evans (Potter) and James Potter - Harry Potter

Bellatrix and her what's his name husband - Harry Potter

Random...Random...Random...Random...RANDOM!!!!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Girls Don't realize these things and I'm Sorry:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted...

My Faith: Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today.
Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us.
If you believe in the Lord Jesus Christ,
Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ignore him: In the Bible, Jesus says,
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven."