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| A Child Of Ares |
Author has written 1 story for Inuyasha, and Camp Rock. IMPORTANT MESSAGE: - WELCOME - Pen-Name I've used before: Pixie101 "People who don't know me think I'm quiet, people who know me wish I was." FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?" FRIENDS: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry. FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: Best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend. BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine. FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say "Nice to meet you." BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you. FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. -1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. -Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't -I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. -The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on - "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." -Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. -If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. -How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? -Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". - I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. -Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? -I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. -You're never too old to learn something stupid. -"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES." -"I went to the darkside, they lied about the cookies..." -"Welcome to the dark side, why are you so surprised that we lied about the cookies?" -"Ran with scissors, and lived!" -"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone." -"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?" -"You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips" -"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." -"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother." -Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars. -There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. :D Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart. Read This! When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came What makes life 100 percent? If: is represented as: then: H A R D W O R K K N O W L E D G E but: A T T I T U D E and: So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, And look how far this will take you... A S S K I S S I N G Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :) SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT! One Nation, 'Under Allah.' Never Argue With A Woman' One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'' "Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?'). 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading. 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think! FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), nats10art (USA), DarkAkastukiNeko (USA-AL.), AkatsukiForever21 (Singapore) A Child Of Ares (USA) If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX, nats10art, DarkAkatukiNeko, AkatsukiForever21, A Child Of Ares Oposites attract and artists belong together. Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe in SasoXDei Raise your fists and fight the Millenium Earl!! Grab your weapons and face him off Join Allen to save the world! Or... Sit back and pown them all using Alchemy!(XD) If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you infront of my Father in the gates of Heaven." If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm skinny, so i MUST be anorexic. I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy. I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have no self control. I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST shove my beliefs down peoples throats. I'm EMO so I MUST like darkness and like guys/girls only. I love ANIME so I MUST be a comic book freak. I love the PARANORMAL so I MUST be wierd. I'm ASIAN so I MUST love homework. I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a nerd. I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST belive in stereo types. I love READING/WRITING so I MUST be a loner. I'm WHITE so I MUST hate other cultures/races besides my own. If you don't belive in stereo types copy and paste this to your profile Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything? Isn't it funny that you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone Are you laughing? Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isn't it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I'm not laughing Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. Keep on laughing Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING Keep on laughing "You don't want to get me angry. I'm running out of places to keep the bodys." "If we quit voting, will they all go away?" "That which does not kill you... will probably try again." "There are some things that can't be helped, I'm one of those things." "Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me." "She's my Best Friend, you break her heart, I'll break your face." "Few woman admit thier age. Few men act theirs." "God made us best friends cause he knew are moms couldn't handle us being sisters." I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." Stupid cancer...some of us want a house...a new car...a new mobile home...To lose weight...But someone battling cancer just wants one things, to win the battle. 97% of you won't repost this. But 3% of you will. Let's see who will. Please post this in your profile in honor of someone who lost their battle or for someone who is currently fighting it. Today you called me ugly. Today you said good-morning. Today you asked, "How dare you?" Today I sat in my bedroom. Nobody ever wanted me Today my sadness left me. Today I'm sleeping peacefully. Today I watched the Earth. I know that you don't miss me. Every day, mental abuse claims the lives of teens everywhere. This kind of abuse is the cause of most suicides in teenagers. Mental abuse usually comes from those who you love the most: mothers; fathers; boyfriends; girlfriends. To be abused mentally is to be constantly instulted or critiqued by an individual, and has an enormous effect on one's self-esteem. It is usually caused by one's parents or lover telling the victim harmful stuff, like that they are very un-attractive, or that they are stupid and such. Even though this is one of the deadliest types of abuse, it is rarely emphasised on. Help spread the word and put a stop to this cruel abuse. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are against mental abuse. While I may not respect your opinion, I, being half your size, will wisely keep that to myself. If you think that Rap is the most awefulest thing to be called 'Music' and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves, and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. --And remember, you can't spell Crap, without Rap. "Six inches to the right and she'd still be here." "Six inches to the right and Lincoln would've seen the end of the play." - Law and Order The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. --Albert Einstein Famous last words: "No, these windows are okay to lean on." "I can pass this guy." "My brakes are fine." "Nice doggy." "Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital." "It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du--" "So, you're a cannibal." "Pull the pin and count to what?" "Which wire was I supposed to cut?" "I wonder where the mother bear is." "These are the good kind of mushrooms." "What does this button do?" "Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?" "Don't worry, it can hold the both of us." Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin' 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... 10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain. 11. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school... God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman. “Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.” -Greg House (House MD) Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. -If you can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em. If you can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em. If you can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em. If you can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed Seen these on T-Shirts; I have multiple personalities and none of them like you. Your dreams have been answered: I’m here! I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege. I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair. There are two kinds of pedestrians ... the quick and the dead. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. Girls "Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That's what little girls are made of; the heck with sugar and spice."-Bethany Hamilton "...To me, 'FEARLESS' is not the absense of fear. It's not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS means having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. FEARLESS is falling madly in love again, even though you've been hurt before. FEARLESS is walking into your freshman year of highschool at fifteen. FEARLESS is getting up and fighting for what you want, over and over again...even though every time you've tried before, you've lost. It's FEARLESS to have faith that someday, things will change. FEARLESS is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can't breathe without them. I think it's FEARLESS to fall for your best friend, even though he's in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they'll never stop doing, I think it's FEARLESS to stop believing them. It's FEARLESS to say 'you're NOT sorry' and walk away. I think loving someone despite what people think is FEARLESS. Allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS. Letting go is FEARLESS. Then, moving on and being all right...that's FEARLESS too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily-ever-after. That's why I write these songs. Because I think love is FEARLESS." -Taylor Alison Swift, Songwriter & Singer. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply. If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Be insane- well behaved people never made history. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out. The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. I went to a party, Mom I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now Im lying on the pavement, My own bloods all around me, Im sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Mom Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, Mom I wish that you could hold me Mom, If you believe that Jesus is Lord. If you believe that Christianity is the only thing that makes any sense in this crazy world. If you know that God will always be with you and love you unconditionally. Deck of Cards It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?' The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.' The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.' The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.' The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?' 'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God. The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost. The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John . The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified. The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth. The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation. The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth. The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him. The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone. The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell. The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary. The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings. When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year. There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year. The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter. Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter. So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.' Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US. Prayer for the Military. Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on... Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them. Bless them and their families. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen. When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world. There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful. Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one. Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on. Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. Have you ever wondered: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin... Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. Seven days without GOD will make one weak. Now I sit me down is school If you aren't ashamed to do this, A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. Yeah, I know there are plenty fish in the sea. So could you please stay away from my fish? When you really love someone, age, distance, height, and weight, are just numbers. “You really love him, don’t you?” A psychological question, no name was mentioned, but suddenly, someone came into your mind. A rose without thorns is like love without heartbreak, it doesn’t make sense. This One's For the Girls. BE YOU (tiful) I'm an original, not a copy. I'm the girl who is shy, but nice. The one who had braces for 2 years & 2 months and everyone now compliments on my smile. I'm the girl who people say is "so pretty" and "beautiful" yet I don't believe it. I'm the girl who's not a honors student, but gets good grades (except in math) I'm the girl who has a big heart and big dreams. The one who's never ashamed to say that she is a Christian. The girl who loves to read, write, and sing. I'm the girl who you'd say is really nice, but shy at first. I'm the hopeless romantic. I'm the girl who dated my best guy friend for over a year (who was my first boyfriend), then he broke up with me, but we're still best friends. I'm the girl who is still in love with him and still hope that one day we'll get back together. I'm the girl who tries her best to get along with everyone. I'm not the popular girl. I guess I'm not a loser, although I wouldn't mind that. I'm the girl who is a floater when it comes to friends, I hate cliques. I'm not the girl who's a materialistic airhead. I'm the girl that people can't categorize, not even myself; my style and personality can't be limited to stereotypes. I'm the girl who feels like she doesn't fit in. I'm the girl who thinks she's a complete dork, but I don't mind that. I'm the girl whose favorite subjects are history and english. I'm the girl who is comfortable with who she is, but am picky with who I'm close to. I'm just me. I'm not a supermodel or Marilyn Monroe. I'm just me. And if you have a problem with that, please tell me and we'll talk. I'm sick of backstabbing girls who say that they're your friends. I'm tired of people who talk bad about me behind my back, but in reality, they're just as bad. I'm tired of girls who seem to think that makeup defines our entire lives. I'm tired of my so-called best friend always going behind my back, putting everyone down, and just being an all around "five-minute girl" that no one wants to be around. I'm sick and tired of the boys that fall for these crazy, dumb, FAKE girls that are so fake that Barbie herself is jealous. I'm sick and tired of all of it- xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx (I don't own this, but it does apply to me.) "A heart is not a play thing, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, Just give it to a boy. Boys, they like to play with things To see what makes them run, But when it comes to kissing, They do it just for fun. Boys never give their hearts away They play us girls for fools, They wait until we give our hearts And then they play it cool. You will wonder where he is a night You will wonder if hes true, One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue. If you get a chance to see him Your heart begins to dance Your life revolves around him, Theres nothing like romance. And then it starts to happen, You worry day and night You see, my friend, you're losing him It never turns out right. Boys are great, though immature The price you pay is high, He may seem sweet and gorgeous But remember, he's a guy. Don't fall in love with just a boy That takes alot of nerve. You see, my friend, you need a man To get what you deserve. So when you think that you're in love, Be careful if you can Before you give your heart away Make sure that he's a man." One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. (I dunno who wrote this... but it's sweet.) "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! "Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said." "Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother?" Just So You Know: Girls HATE players! We don't need you to be Superman. We just need you to be there. We absolutly HATE it when you break a promise to us. It completely devastates us. .Here's something that girls are tought: When a guy says that you're hot, he's looking at your body. When he says that you're pretty, he's looking at your face. When he says that you're beautiful, he's looking at your heart. Remember that when you complement a girl... . Ask any girl... She'll have no idea what the hell a guy means when he says that she's "cute". . We can tell when you aren't listening, and, yeah, it kind of pisses us off. If were boring you, at least have the decensy to tell us! . If you wait for the perfect moment, the perfect momnet will pass you by. In other words, if you want to ask her out, just do it! . We'd really appreciate it if you didn't hold the things we do during our time of the month against us. It isn't exactly our fault, and we aren't being ourselves. .Please give us the same respect you would to any other human and look us in the eyes. (yes we do notice when your eyes wander) .Never cheat! Girls know how to spread news fast so you don't just ruin one relationship, you prevent others from happening too. When you're on a date with a girl, keep your eyes on her face and off other girls' bodies. That's just rude. .Not all girls are about money. The one who are give us all a bad name. .If you ask us nicely, we'll usually answer in the same way. . It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays. . Not all women are bad drivers. . Not all women are ditzes. . Anything you say or do with another girl that you don't want us to know is considered cheating. . It absolutely floors us when you know our favorite color, shoe size, flower, T.V. show, movie, artist, etc. See, we aren't that hard to please. . When it comes to gifts, we'd prefer something that has meaning rather than something with a big pricetag. . The best thing that you can be to any girl is her friend. Friendship always comes before any good romantic relationship. . Have I metioned that we like respect? *. Keep in mind that pretty much every girl has a group of guys(friends, brothers and her Daddy or the ocasional sister) who will beat the crap out of you if cross the line. We have mood swings. Get over it. . Silent Treatment Short Answers Not Smiling or Laughing Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG. . You will be classed in our 'Hate' list if you forget our birthday. "Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real." HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday. I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men. I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me. I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males. I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it. I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind. I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'. I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love. IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' "How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’" - Unknown "Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong" - Unknown "The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room." - Unknown "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button." - Sam Levenson "If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments." - Earl Wilson "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed." - Albert Einstein "I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." - Isaac Asimov "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson "I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian." The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble." - Unknown "Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back." - Oscar Wilde "Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were." - Unknown "My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right." - Ashleigh Brilliant "You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often." - Unknown "When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty." - Norm Crosby "The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public." - George Jessel "America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight." - Unknown "If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they’re going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?" - Jerry Seinfeld "A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election." - Bill Vaughan "To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential." - Unknown "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." - Jackie Mason "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." - Oprah Winfrey "Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position." - Christopher Marlowe "Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again." - Franklin P. Jones "Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason." - Jerry Seinfeld "Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?" - Unknown "It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?" - Ronald Reagan "A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." - Fred Allen "They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck." - Unknown "I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money.’" - Jack Handy "Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words." - Unknown "The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth." - Unknown "At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other." - Ann Landers "If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it." - Unknown "Make yourself at home… clean my kitchen." - Unknown Why does someone say no offence when they are about to offend you. "He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass." - Dragon Of Twilight "Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." "Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?" If you like well-written Original Characters but hate Mary-Sues, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Dragon of Twilight, A Child Of Ares Even when you cant see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile. God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die. One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world. I only have two rules for my newly born daughter: she will dress well and never have sex. Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. •(.• (.•.•.•) .• If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,Derangedpixie, Back Away Slowly Then Run, WhiteWolfLegend, Gothicwolfgirl, awesome4evah, vampiremiss96/I Know I'm A Dreamer, A Child Of Ares Sometimes I wonder 'Why's the Frisbee getting bigger?' And then I get hit in the face. It's only cute until it pee's on your shoe. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to Don't take life seriously. You're not getting out alive anyway. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. The hardest battle you're gonna ever fight is the battle to just be you. I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll You say vampire movies? I'm gonna reply 'DN Angel'. You say your dream guy's Jacob Black? Mine's Krad or Satoshi Hikari or Dark or Daisuke Niwa. You say Edward Cullen? I say Edward Elric! FMA!! You say Stephenie Meyer? I scream Sugisaki Yukiru You wanna sprout fangs? I'm hoping for wings. You say Twilight? I say "What the... dude. There's this invention called anime." If you're sick of people obsessing over Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name. (And a comment as well, if ya wish.) - Fate12343 / Autumn, A Child Of Ares -Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake -Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. -I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? -Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. -The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. -"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." -I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. -They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? -Education is important. School, however, is another matter. -A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. -Maybe this world is another planet's hell. I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. Dear Math, WE’RE NOT RETREATING!!! We’re attacking in the other direction! What is this… normal that you speak of? Hey, wanna sign my Deathnote? . The surest sign intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. "He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday." Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough. A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!" Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste. It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch. The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working with one. If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment. Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you. Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life. My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say No in any of them. Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago. I don’t have a license to kill. I have learners permit! Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition! My mom told me if I have nothing nice to say than don’t say it, my day was very quiet. If You think Im weird… Meet my family. =D The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor? I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property." A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don’t need it. I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more. I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can’t trick you. Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives. My sarcasm only gets me in trouble when my brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning. Your friend, Your good friend and Your Bestie are in jail next to you. Friend: You did a bad thing. Good friend: My parents will bail us out. Bestie: You should have ran faster! 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D If you think your mother in law is evil, think about this: If you unscramble the words "Mother In Law" you get "Woman Hitler." Enough said. I suggest you follow at your own risk. i fall up stairs, walk into walls, and trip over nothing... all without realizing what’s happening until its over. I've always wanted my last words to be.."Ooh what does this button do?!" Almost everyone knows that I'm almost NEVER quiet. But when I am, don't think of it as "Finally she shut up!" Think of it as "Oh no! she is thinking!" you're next Hand sanitizer (noun) - A burning liquid that makes you aware of all the small cuts on your hands. If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween? I'm going to wait till five people are in the elevator and put my hands together and say in my evillest voice; "You are probably wondering why I gathered you here." When you have a bruise 5% of the people wouldn't know how they got it 5% wouldn't know they hadn't but I'm in the 90% who would poke it to see how much it hurt. I know I'm in my own little world but it's okay, they know me here =D Why is it that no matter how many times you open the fridge, there is still nothing there to eat? Bubble wrap.. addicting people since 1957 If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you watched Yugioh or another anime when you were younger and watching it again as a teenager or adult, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're one of the few girls or guys that doesn't have "Beiber Fever", copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish there was a live action Yugioh movie with a good plot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hope your parents don't read your profile, fanfics, PM conversations, etc, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think animal cruelty is wrong, copy this into your profile. If you're insane and damn proud of it, copy this into your profile. -If you really want something, you won't let 'impossible' get in your way. -'Impossible' is just another way of saying 'I'm too lazy.' -Warning: Trespassers will be shot. -"No, I won't go to hell! I've got a restraining order." -"Some people learn when they're taught, and a few learn by observation. And then there are people like me who actually have to touch the electric fence for themselves." -It's not denial. I'm just selective about the realities I accept. Life isn't measured by the amount of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. I am the Girl... But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Highlight what applys to you: YOUR BOY SIDE You love hoodies. Total: 17 YOUR GIRL SIDE You wear/wore lip gloss/chapstick. You hate wearing the color black. Total: 4 & half. Well... "Those who don’t learn from history are those who are doomed to repeat it." - Teen Titans Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder... He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies." You call me crazy like it’s the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say, "So?" ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic. 2/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic. 4/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal. (How does this apply to Hades?) You feel most active at night. 6/10 DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with 2/10 ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. (Matters who) You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 5/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 4/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. (But I'm better than he is.) You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 2/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel. 6/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. 1/10 Well...this is kinda sad... APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You love romance. Your motto is “It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 0/10 (Ick, Aphrodite…don’t kill me!) HERMES You like pick pocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. (Isn't that a bit of an Athena thing too?) You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 4/10 There's that strange girl in the background that you see everywhere. She doesn't talk to a lot of people, she's not the prettiest girl there, and she's always got a book or notebook. She won't talk because she's too shy. She's shy because nearly everyone's she's tried to be friends with has rejected or hurt her. She prefers a book because good always wins and she writes because those are the only happy endings she ever sees. I'm one of those strange girls. Repost this if you are one too and add your name to the list. That way all those "strange girls" can see that they are not so strange, or alone. Originally by Lady Firewing Wolf skater. If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. When your bored and want something to do, open your text book and start writing, "Terrorist attack at 3:00 AM" on all the pages, then give it to a cop. When he asks who wrote this, say your teachers name and take him to the school. Yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse? My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason! Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution." (On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt? My friend text-ed me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!" A positive attitude won't solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. If someone says: "That's impossible," It’s funny—when people call you "shy," they usually smile. Like it’s cute, some funny little habit you’ll grow out of when you’re older, like the gaps in your grin when your baby teeth fall out. If they knew how it felt—really being shy, not just unsure at first—they wouldn’t smile. Not if they knew how the feeling knots up your stomach or makes your palms sweat or robs you of the ability to say anything that makes sense. It’s not cute at all. (SO TRUE !!!!!) Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”? Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one? I apologize, do you want me to mean it too? Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style. I'm the person your mother warned you about. xD -If I had something good to say, I would have already said it. -Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a looser at the same time. -I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. -Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow To put it nicely, I hope you choke. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Would you like a cookie? So would I. Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Just. Makes. Your. Computer. Look. Like. It. Has. Asthma. -If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, tripping and screaming, then yes Mr. Brave Man, I guess im a coward. "Big brothers... you know why they're born first? To protect the little ones that come after them!! What kind of brother says that he'll KILL his own sister?! Even a MONSTER shouldn't say that!" Ichigo Kurosaki to Sora Inoue (Acidwire) -- Bleach If you like wearing black, but hate it when people call you goth or emo BECAUSE YOU ARENT! copy and paste this to your profile. If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile and murder Naraku with us! Even when you cant see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile 1) I need to tell you a secret. go to 5 If you could read that put it in your profile:) I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, People come to this site to learn how to write. No one atomatically knows how to, professionals can tell you that much. This site is for people to get together and have fun. No one wants a flame but most can turn their cheek as long as if it has contructive criticism. But as this site grows more popular more people join this site for the wrong reasons. Thus the new and blossoming writers are a target for their foul mouths. Many new writers do not understand the concept of a flame and discontinue thier story. They never had they chance to blossom and become beautiful writers, instead they give up because someone decided to call them a foul name and didn't even bother to tell the author what was wrong with the story in the first place. I telling you this because I feel that this should come to stop. These people honestly believe that they're doing good by flaming. What they don't realize is that it's doing more harm than good. If they really wish for people to become better writers than they should be straight with them in a mature manner. No flaming, just telling the author politely what's wrong with the story. Feel free post this on your profile if you agree How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered? ºø„\\\"ºø„„øº\\\"„øº\\\" The Top 100 Things I'd Do 1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. 6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. 7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." 8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out. 9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such. 10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well. 11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat. 12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation. 13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal. 14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request. 15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation. 16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know." 17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice. 18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time. 19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father. 20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. 21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set. 22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head. 23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks. 24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.) 25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot. 26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber. 27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times. 28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble. 29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion. 30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief. 31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick. 32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by. 33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions. 34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps. 35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X. 36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison. 37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant. 38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age. 39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army. 40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve. 41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices. 42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around. 43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans. 44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance. 45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling. 46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor. 47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature. 48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge. 49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper. 50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks. 51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position. 52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about. 53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her. 54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary. 55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention. 56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice. 57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual. 58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner. 59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am. 60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords. 61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them. 62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight. 63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals. 64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage. 65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment. 66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system. 67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency. 68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again. 69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild. 70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner. 71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no. 72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them. 73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win. 74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk. 75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time. 76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.) 77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer. 78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical." 79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins. 80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress. 81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw. 82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure. 83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him. 84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex. 85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button." 86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded. 87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them. 88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again. 89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him. 90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door. 91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important. 92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.) 93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first. 94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value. 95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look. 96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa. 97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled. 98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution. 99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size. 100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access. This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached. "Those who don't believe in magic will never find it." -Roald Dahl They don't know that we know they know we know. I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Common sense is not so common. "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you’ve been good this year… he died laughing." Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Normal people Vs Inuyasha Fans. Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist. Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama! Normal people: Don't believe in time travel. Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well. Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword. Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves. Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin) Normal people: Don't care about the moon. Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P ) Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky. Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan! Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon. Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon! Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means. Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (And the make sure to stay away from that arena.) Normal people: Say that money is power. Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...) Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon. Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage. Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly. Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties! Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over. Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru. Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome. Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii. Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!! Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recomend it to all their friends! We Love it! -The Best Friend Pledge- 1. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat. 2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop whining. 5. When you are confused, I will use little words. 6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got. Just kidding. (Sort of...) 7. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt. Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out. Kagome (runs into Inuyasha's arms) I was wrong. Kill him! -Inuyasha - Pick your birth month. - Leave alone anything that doesn't apply to you. - Bold all the thing's that best apply to you. BE HONEST!! - Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath. JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious. FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside.Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody. APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see. MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angeredAttracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm StandpointNeeds no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Understanding. Good imagination. Good physical Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited Spendthrift. JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn. JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations Hardworking. No difficulties in studying Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends. SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. (If you are not my friend that is) Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children. NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable. DECEMBER: Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easily to talk to, though hard understand. Thinks far with vision yet complicated to know. Easily influenced with kindness. Polite and soft spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone who always on his/her mind. Hesitating tends to delay... choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental.Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Lovable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty and handsome. Easily bored. Fussy seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. A Sad Story About Bullying: You are walking down the hallway to your class when Madison, a girl from your class runs up to you. "Alexa is gay. Tell all your friends," she whispers. You aren't sure whether it's true or not, but you repeat it to all your friends. By the next week, everyone knew. At lunch, you see Alexa sitting alone. The kids at the next table--including the girl who told you Alexa was gay--are pointing and laughing. You do nothing to stop it, and neither does anyone else. As you go to your next class, you see kids snickering as Alexa rushes down the hallway sobbing. You turn away and pull textbooks out of your locker. In class, there is no sign of Alexa. She is not at her desk. You wonder where she is, but push the thought to the back of your mind. When the bell rings, you scurry out and in the direction of your locker. In your haste, you make a wronng turn and see a strange door. Your curiosity heightens and you open it. Inside you see Alexa. Only...she's not alive anymore. She had clearly gotten up onto a chair and hanged herself. Her once beautiful features were marred by the fact that her face is a grotesque purple color. If only you hadn't told everyone she was gay! The next morning, you storm into the building and search for the girl that told you that Alexa was gay. You see her in the hallway. She leans over and whispers, "Amy's parents are terrorists. That's why they're never around. Tell all your friends." You know she expects you to saunter off and spread her rumor. But not anymore. "No." She looks surprised as you go to tell Amy. On Thursday, your boyfriend sprints up to you. Out of breath, he gasps, "Madison just told me that you're racist." That's the last straw! You think. You produce a piece of paper and scribble an anonymous note. You run to the office. The next morning, you see Madison in the office. She's clearly denying everything. A half hour later, you pass by the office on your way to P.E. and see Madison leaving the school. She's been suspended. Inside, you feel a little happy. It feels like a tribute to Alexa. A tribute to the suicidal bully victims. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying. Dragon Ball Pact: "This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!" I promise to remember Percy "It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing." "The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp." Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, Because love means facing your biggest fears. GirlBoy= Love...Love BoyBoy= Love...Is GirlGirl= Love...Love If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. If you hate Edward Cullen and want to blast him to the other side of the gate so Edward Elric can kick his sparkly butt, copy and paste this. If you know what the heck the last copy and paste was about, copy and paste this. xD\ DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP1111111111 11DPDPDPDPDPDPDP111111PDPDPDP11111111 1111DPDPDPDPDPD111111111111DPDPDP111111DPDPDPDPDPDP111111111111DPDPDPDP11 DPDPDPDPDPDP1111111111DPDPDPDPDP111111DPDPDPDP1111DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP1111111111DPDPDP111PDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP11111111 11DPDPDP111DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP1111111111 DPDPDP111DPDPDPDPDPDPDP1111111111111111 IF they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. It's the quiet ones you have to watch; they're the ones that grow up and become assassins... and then hunt you down. – profile of, Disgruntled Minion 'If you can't convince them, confuse them.'- Harry S. Truman "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." --Sign shown in a non-smoking zone "In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this." "Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off." If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie! "Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it." This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, BookHippie, A Child Of Ares, "My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time." "You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. X 6 reasons not to mess with children: Reason 1: A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". Reason 2: A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." Reason 3: A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." Reason 4: The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." Reason 5: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." Reason 6: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name. | |||||
1. Camp Rock, Inuyasha style » reviewsWhat if it was Kogome that went to camp rock instead of Mitchie? And it was Inuyasha that was a arrogant rock star not Shane? Well read this to find out. On Hiatus.Crossover - Inuyasha & Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-2-12 - Published: 6-9-11 - Inuyasha & Mitchie T.
