My name is Jess. I like cupcakes, werewolves, books, swimming, watching tv, werewolves, wolves, hot guys, funny internet videos, makeup, writing, werewolves, computers, jewelry, stuffed animals, peace signs, comfy chairs, people that are so stupid they're funny, funny quotes, werewolves, and did I mention werewolves?

I LOVE music!!! That includes singing! :D

I'm a girl (and I'm proud of it!)

My favorite colors are silver, purple, black, spiceberry, and green.

I look older than I really am.

I'm an introverted pessimist.

I was born in Alaska!

I've had twelve boyfriends (not all at once! I'm not like that!)

Evanescence ROCKS!!!

I hate those stupid stereotypes- I get a lot of crap at school because of my religion. (I do NOT eat babies! It's just wrong! (I don't do any kind of sacrifce either, and I am NOT evil.))

I have a mutt named Gonzo

I love all animals

I really love guys with a six pack or higher *swoon*

I HATE school (I do whatever I can to stay home)

I love to write

I LOVE Darkest Powers by Kelley Armstrong. Thank you, Kelley!

D is for Derek

A is for a*-kicking witches

R is for running away

K is for koolest series ever!!!

E is for Eh, Simon's not as hot as Derek

S is for sexy werewolves

T is for Tori

P is for powers

O is for OH MY DEREK

W is for witches

E is for Edison Group

R is for Rae

S is for Simon

IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile

I thougt this was adorable so read!!!

Girl) Am I pretty?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Do you want to be with me forever?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Would you cry if I walked away?
…………(Boy)No
She heard enough and was hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm

(Boy) You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful
(Boy) I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
(Boy) And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would die!
(Boy whispers) Please stay with me
(Girl whispers) Of course
Post this on your profile if you think this is Cute, adorable or sweet!!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

I won't get the joke today. But don't worry. Tomorrow it will be funny.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's darn right hilarious.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny!:P

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, post this into your profile

NORMAL PEOPLE rely on construction people to tear down buildings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say OH MY DEREK!! (OMD)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: go to Simon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say shut up or i'll get Dr. Davidoff to terminate
you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know A LOT better and know to go outside right away
when they see/hear a stranger vomiting in the bushes

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: when being chased yell DEREK SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know that somewhere Derek is just yelling at Chloe

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
DARKEST POWERS FANS: MUST have this on there profile

Article 1: The Kiss

1.Kiss on the hand

I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek

I just want to be friends

3.Kiss on the neck

I want you

4.Kiss on the lips

I love you

5.Kiss on the ears

I am just playing

6.Kiss anywhere else

lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes

kiss me

8.Playing with your hair

I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist

I love you to much to let you go

Article 2:

The Three Steps

1. Girls:

If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys

If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.Guys & Girls

Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3 :

The Commandments

1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

Girls Don't Realize These Things...

I'm sorry
That I brought you roses
To tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
Not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
To satisfy your wants

I'm sorry
That I open your car door
And pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
To be your guy

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice
Not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
To buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
Cuddling with you, instead at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
Like some random guy

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to
But never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car
But when we went, you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4 AM when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere
But not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a doormat
Only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours
Instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
That you don't realize
I've been the one all along

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all...

I'm sorry
For not being
Sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
For who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right and nothing that I do is good
Enough to make it in your world

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it
I thought that was what friends were for

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you
And actually meant it

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you
Instead of spending time with my family

I'm sorry
That
I cared

I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish
You could have done something different

you're a guy and you agree with this, copy and paste this in your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the few girls with enough balls to copy and paste this in your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste this in your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98

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Pass it on if you're in love with a green eyed werewolf or a vampyre who can't miss his target

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Pass supernatural on if you love stories with things that are inhumanly possible

My tire was thumping

I thought it was a flat

But when I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat

Sorry!

lol*

Heard your wife left you

How sad you must be

But don't fret about it-

She moved in wth me

lol*

Looking back on the years

That we've been together

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

lol*

Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband

lol*

How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

lol*

I've always wanted to have:

Someone to hold,

Someone to love.

After having met you...

I've changed my mind.

lol*

I must admit, you brought religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

lol*

As the days go by,

I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

lol*

Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...,

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

lol*

Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia.)

lol*

Happy birthday!

You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

lol*

When we were together,

You always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you keep your promise.

lol*

We have been friends

For a very long time.

Let's say we stop!

lol*

I'm so miserable without you

It's almost like you're here.

lol*

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

lol*

Your friends and I wanted to do

Something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

lol*

So your daughter's a hooker

And it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side;

it's really good pay!