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Author has written 9 stories for X-Men: Evolution. Full name: Too long. Aliases: King of the Worthless, Dude, Hey You Age: None Hair/Eyes: I'm an apple. Occupation: Captain of Earth Superhuman Powers: King of the Worthless is capable of making a fool out of anyone within a ten foot radius of him with uncanny precision and perfect timing. He is not immune to his own power. In fact, it backfires quite often. Notes: For whatever reason, KOTW is cynical (he prefers "realistic") sarcastic and antisocial. He doesn't just say this to be cool, he's an actual misanthrope. He doesn't like people and people don't like him. Though he writes mainly X-Men: Evolution stories (why, nobody really knows), he doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the Evo fandom, which KOTW describes as "a bunch of fucking twits high on their own sense of happiness and false hope," though KOTW claims this quote is taken out of context. He adds, "I swear to you I'm not a goth. Those people are cynical because they think it's cool, I'm realistic. Also, they're idiots. Don't quote that last part." Despite his apparent arrogance, KOTW holds that he has self-image issues, though it's suspected he was just fishing for compliments, which he did not get. KOTW realizes that his cynicism... pardon, realism and tendency to insult his own readers makes him unpopular among the fandom, to which he says, "Huh? Why are you asking me about this? Oh. Uh... I dunno. I guess it doesn't matter. Who are you again?" KOTW enjoys Dr Pepper, cartoons, video games, the silence of others, movies, drawing (though he's mediocre), and above all else, solitude. But the ladies ask: is KOTW single? Yes, he is. Is he straight? Yes, he is. "Perfect!" you must be thinking. Wrong. KOTW does not like people. For this reason, he is doomed to be alone. Don't pity him; he is just fine being alone. Why am I writing in third person? | |||||||
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