I am a 24 year old musician, writer and all-round egotist.

For some reason, I have decided to write and display fan fiction, thus condemning myself to years of banging my head against a wall and screaming, "Oh God, what the hell is gonna happen next!?", and yelling abuse and threats at my computer when it decides to delete my entire chapter for the day. Hey ho, that's just how it goes.

My interests are many and varied, and I can't even think of all of them at once, but here's a few: Music (especially heavy metal and classical); playing violin and guitar; singing (yes, I know those two count as 'music' as well...); comedy shows such as Red Dwarf, the Young Ones, Black Books etc; reading the Bible and having religious debates (no, I'm not religious, but I do have great fun arguing with people who are); Star Wars (although it would have been many times better had they got Ryan and Dorkman to choreograph the duels...); Harry Potter (I even know what I'd like my wand to be made of - unicorn hair and black walnut, for anyone who's interested); skateboarding (no, I can't do any kind of trick, just learning to Ollie at the moment); and gaming. I also enjoy criticising the Government. Any Government.

Any and all comments/reviews, positive and negative, are always welcome - I read all reviews and messages and will always send a reply.

Peace,

Inigo's Sword.