Helloooo!!!!! I am new to writing, but I feel like I have a lot of potential. I am a slow writer, so I will probably finish a story before beginning to post it, and taking long hiatuses between stories. I also have an account on fictionpress by the same penname. I sort of speak Spanish and publish my stories in both English and Spanish.

As you can tell by my penname, I am a big Tolkien fan, but you won't find me reading or writing any LOTR fanfics. I respect Tolkien's work too much to desecrate it with my insignificant talent. No offense to all you out there who write LOTR fanfics, but no one can measure up to Tolkien's greatness as a writer.

I LOVE book and movie trivia and I have a great memory for it. My brother and I often engage in lively debates about certain points of Star Wars, Harry Potter, etc.

Romance is great, but friendship is better. Combine the two, and you get the most beautiful relationship humans can accomplish. That's why I don't like Gone With the Wind. If you can't like the person you love, be prepared for a lot of unhappiness.

I love reviews, like most authors. Go ahead and flame me, as long as it is constructive criticism and not just a list of things you hate about me, my story, and life in general.

Bat-thumb finally defeated No-Face, giving me an avatar.

I have a dorky brother that says dorky things. They are occasionally funny, and inspired me to begin a joke/funny story list:
#1. A man walks into a bar and says "Ow."
#2. (True story!) A robber is holding up a convenience store at gunpoint. He demands money and alcohol. The clerk refuses to give him alcohol without proof that he is 21. The robber then obligingly shows the clerk his driver's license. He was indeed over 21.

#3. Knock, knock. Who's there? The Doctor.

#4. Knock, knock. Who's there? You know. You-Know-Who? Exactly. Avada Kedavra!

My joke/funny story list inspired me to write a list of my favorite book and movie quotes:

Hal: What's going on?
Megamind: Easy, my child.
Hal: Who are you?
Megamind: I sent you to this planet to teach you about justice, honor, and nobility. I am your father.
Hal: So, you're, like, my Space Dad?
Megamind: Yeah. I'm like your Space Dad.
Hal: And, you are what?
Minion: I'm your Space Stepmom. I've had some work done recently.
Hal: Is this some kind of dream?
Megamind: This is a dream come true. You've been blessed with unfathomable powers.
Hal: What kind of power?
Megamind: Unfathomable. It's, uh, without fathom.
Hal: Whoa.
~ Megamind

Woody: You are a child's plaything!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
~ Toy Story

Hopper: I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I would kill you!!
Molt: And, believe me, no one appreciates that more than I do.
~ A Bug's Life

Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. ~ The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, book and movie

Renault: I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

Employee: (Handing Renault money.) Your winnings, sir.

Renault: Oh, thank you, very much.

~ Casablanca

Penelope Pussycat: Play it again, Sam. Play my favorite song.

Daffy Duck: (Plays a single note on the piano.)

Bugs Bunny: (Rushing to the piano.) I thought I told you never to play that song!

~ Carrotblanca