Hello everyone, this is Nyx'sBlackRose, giving you a little background info on myself:

Country: U.S.A.

Gender:Girl

Age:15

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Monster High, almost any manga, but I'll read almost anything.

Favorite Anime: Yu-Gi-Oh!/Gx/5d's/Zexal, Rurouni Kenshin, Shaman King, Yu Yu Hakusho, Vampire Knight, D.N.Angel,etc.

Favorite Cartoons: Danny Phantom, Legion of Superheroes, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Batman, Justice League, Teen Titans, Xaiolin Showdown, X-Men Evolution.

Favorite Music: Mostly Country, but Pop, Rock, and Musicals and movie soundtracks, too.

Favorite Movies: The Twilight Saga, Harry Potter movies, Grease, Hairspray, Phantom of the Opera, A Cinderella Story, Camp Rock 1-2, High School Musical 1-3, classic Disney movies.

Favorite TV shows: Roseanne, Happy Days, Beverly Hillbillies, The Andy Griffith Show, Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, computers, singing, watching anime.

YouTube: Kyofan23

http://www.dolldivine.com/galleries/DarkTigeress4-132323 *I put together a few Sailor Scout dolls modeled after the Scouts that appear in Cosmic Kiss's 'Jaden's Twin Sister' story; their appearances vary from the descriptions, though.*

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If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on.Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) Animehime20 (Yugioh GX) Chara-the-fire-lover (pandora hearts, fullmetal alchemist, or yugioh GX) khlover91 (Yugioh GX) Nyx'sBlackRose (Yu-Gi-Oh!/Gx/5d's/Zexal, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin)

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says. . .
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares". . .and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream. . ."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

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SOME OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL:

We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

At least one girl always survives in horror movies

We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Mr.Alaska, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Spartan Ninja, Uncle Joe, Ebony017, Myevltwin, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo, Ski Bo, bleachrules1314, KivaEmber, SilverFlameoftheWindScar, Kireteiru, darkangelwp05, Delta94, Newsieboywings, AnimeGirl144, Nyx'sBlackRose

READER'S RIGHTS
The right to read.
The right NOT to read.
The right to not finish books.
The right to skip & skim pages.
The right to reread.
The right to read anything.
The right to read banned books.
The right to mistake a book for real life.
The right to read anywhere.
The right to read aloud.
The right to fall in love with characters in books.
The right to know what everyone else is reading.
The right to have too many books.
The right to carry a book wherever you go.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Beiber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, add this to your profile.

If you are a demigod, copy this into your profile and sign your name:Shorty/Kris,KG/Lizzy,Wisegirl101/Lidsay,Wiseone27,Seaweedbrain013/Sebz,CloudyAlore/Faye, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells,xXthe shadow huntressxX,annapercy1,Hula,The New Ace of Spies,7Cerberus7,Storyteller-211/Kali Lennor,AthenaPersephone14,Laserfire,PoseidonChick101, ArabellaVioletGray, AzianDemigod16,biancadiangelo0703,Angel'sDetecive,xxAirplanesInTheNightSkyxx,Pie4273,Gothicbunny12, Nyx'sBlackRose

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

If you are in love with a fictional character out of a book or cartoon and see absolutely nothing wrong with that, copy and paste this into your profile. *COUGH* BRAINY *COUGH*

If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who reads to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Only I've never been asked out. . .)

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, Nyx'sBlackRose

THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that. . .uh. . .that uh. . .thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again. . ."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

A Beautiful Thing. . .

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

What a boyfriend should do-

When she walks away from you mad- Follow her

When she stares at your mouth- Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you- Grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cussing at you- Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she’s quiet- Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you- Give her your attention

When she pulls away- Pull her back

When you see her at her worst- Tell her she’s beautiful

When you see her start crying- Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking- Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she’s scared- Protect her

When she lays her head on her shoulder- Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat- Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you- Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time- Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt- Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you- She really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands- Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you- Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret- Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes- Don’t look away until she does

When she misses you- She’s hurting inside

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

2. Go, "Oooooh. . ." whenever anyone kisses.

3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

8. Yell out what is going to happen.

9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

13. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

16. Sit front row; the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino. . .)

18. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

19. Try to start a wave.

20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

23. Sing with the theme music.

24. Bring and use your own air freshener.

25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

31. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

34. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

35. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

37. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

38. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat!"

39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

40. Wear one of those "Cat in the Hat" top hats.

41. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

42. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

43. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

44. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

45. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

46. Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

47. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

48. Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

49. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

50. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

51. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

52. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.

If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY Pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

. . .D. . .Put this
. . .R. . .on your profile if
. . .E. . .you love Drew
. . .W. . .and stop him from being hated!

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I have a confession

I love Monster High

I know it's for kids

but who cares?

If you're still in love with things for kids and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile and change it to your childish love

Dragon Ball Pact: "This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want people to believe you don't care how they feel about you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. (Like, oh my God. I like totally broke a nail!...I mean LIKE stop talking LIKE that!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you disagree with Americans who hate everyone who's not Caucasian/White and say it's because they're not real American's (Even though almost every Caucasian/White American family comes from English/Scottish/Irish heritage and the real American's are "Indians") then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times. . .copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you feel that all good men in the world are taken, gay, or anime characters, paste this into your profile.

If you know somebody who you are willing to swear is a child in a grown-up's body copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a shadow, thought it was a spider, and ran screaming for the indoors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, then lie.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH! FANS
normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu or Sartorius for future predictions.
normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"
normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you!"
normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.
normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME, SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME, ATEM!"
normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.
normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or Duel Academy, or find a way to Ancient Egypt.
normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik or Officer Trudge.
normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.
normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba, Yugi, Syrus, Leo, and Luna are way too cute to be stupid.
normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.
normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!
normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.
normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.
If you are a Yu-Gi-Oh! fan, then put this on your profile.

Quotes:

"Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." -Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"So tell me, what's it like to live in a constant haze of stupidity?"- Hiei Jaganshi (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

I may be a small target, but this is sad."- Hiei (YYH)

How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money- Ichigo (BLEACH)

Did you know that ‘I told you so’ has a brother, Jacob? His name is ‘Shut the hell up.’- Bella, Twilight Series: Breaking Dawn

Sokka: I don’t think so. We need some intelligence if we’re gonna win this war.

Katara: Alright, we’ll finish our vacations, and then we’ll look for Sokka’s intelligence.- Avatar: The Last Airbender (too funny XD)

-What did you put in your hair?

-Chicken fat.

-Oh, my God!

Carly and Spencer (iCarly)

-Over my dead body.

-Fine. I can wait five minutes.

Drake and Josh

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"

This world is insane - mostly because you're in it.

I didn't LOSE my marbles. . .I sold 'em on Ebay!

Books are home when one is somewhere strange. Inkheart by Cornelia Funke

"I cannot live without books." Thomas Jefferson

"I'm insanely vertically challenged." Joy Williams

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." Charlie Brown

"Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say, 'Storms suck!'" Johnny Carson

"That was great, psychic friend! Now say, 'Money should be falling from the sky!' Say it!" Fender, Robots

"C'mon, ladies. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. . ." Elastigirl aka Helen Parr, The Incredibles

"Normal? What do you know about "normal"? What does anyone in this family know about "normal"? We act normal Mom, I want to be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet-trained!" Violet Parr, The Incredibles

"You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy, so ask me now before I again become sane." Edna Mode, The Incredibles

"Trolls, a goblin, and now jesters. What's my life coming to?" Digit, Cyberchase

"Conquerors don't have pet bunnies!" "The" Hacker, Cyberchase

"No way, I don't skip! And I definitely do not la-la!" Digit, Cyberchase

Jackie: CYBERSPACE IS DOOMED! DOOMED I TELL YOU! DOO-HOO-HOO-HOOMED!
Matt: And the award for best dramatic outburst goes to. . .Jackie!
Jackie: MATT!
(Cyberchase)

Monique (to Duff Killigan): You hit golf balls? That's your big villain schtick? My dad does that.
(Kim kicks the ball into the air and it blows up)
Monique: (gulp) Golf balls that explode?
Kim: Welcome to my world.
(Kim Possible: A Sitch In Time)

Zack: Mom! I'm gonna be on TV!
Carey (panicked): What did you set on fire?
(The Suite Life of Zack & Cody)

"She can't tell me what to do! If I wanna skateboard, I'll skateboard! If I wanna jump on the bed, I'll jump on the bed!" (starts jumping on the bed) "Oh! Look! I'm jumping on the bed! I'm gonna hurt myself! I'm gonna hurt myse-Woah!" (falls off the bed) "Ow! I hurt myself!" Zack, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

"I told you not to do something stupid, and what do you do? Something stupid!" Max, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

"I guess I'm more intellectualler than you thunk!" London, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

London: I even dove to the ground for a penny! Did you know they're round?
Maddie: I've heard rumors.
(The Suite Life of Zack & Cody)

"In the end, my girlfriend became my worst enemy, my worst enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But hey, that's high school." Will Stronghold, Sky High

"Pumbaa, Pumbaa, you gotta hide me, you gotta hide me! They're gonna get me and I don't wanna be got!" Timon, Timon and Pumbaa's Wild Adventures

You're only in trouble if you get caught!" (is grabbed by a guard) "I'm in trouble!" Aladdin

(Abu grabs a sword and waves it around)
Guard: HE'S GOT A SWORD!
(guards start to panic)
Razoul: You idiots! We've ALL got swords!

"Oh boy! He's nuts! He's cracked! Jafar, get a grip!" (Jafar grabs him by the throat) "ACK! Good grip..." Iago

"PHENOMENOL COSMIC POWERS! . . .itty-bittylivingspace." Genie

"Al, I can't help you, I work for Senor Psychopath now!" Genie

Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it - GREAT!" Genie

(the quotes above are from Aladdin)

“WHAT did I just land in?”
“That would be a cow pie.”
“No! I know pies! Pies have cherry, or apple, or rhubarb! THIS IS NO PIE!” Raimundo and Clay, Xiaolin Showdown ep 10

"What is this? Xiaolin Hoedown?!" Jack Spicer, Xiaolin Showdown ep 10

“She was so much less annoying as a disembodied, floating head.” Chase Young, Xiaolin Showdown ep 50

“I see you brought your kittens to do your fightin’.”
“And I see you brought my housekeeper to do yours.” Hannibal Bean and Chase Young, Xiaolin Showdown ep 50

“That Chase has girly hair. A real warrior shaves his head, like me.”
“HA! You could pour fertilizer on that head and nothing would grow!” Hannibal Bean and Chase Young, Xiaolin Showdown ep 50

“We’re not watching a show, ya bowling ball head! We ARE the show!” Raimundo, Xiaolin Showdown ep 51

"Come on Raven, you know I'm hilarious," Beast Boy, teen titans.

"Evil beware. We have waffles," Raven, teen titans

BB: So, after trashing the pizza place and a perfectly good video store, now we’ve managed to make a humongous space gecko mad enough to vaporize our entire town?! Cyborg: Go team. . .

Beast Boy: Dude. Get your butt off of my face!
Robin: Can't. Move. Deal with it.

Beast Boy: Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always "quacking" jokes.
Raven: Pull over. I think I'm going to be sick.
Starfire: Oh I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes.
Robin: Actually Starfire, it just wasn't humorous.
Raven: Because Beast boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes.

Beast Boy: Why did the aardvark cross the road?
Raven: To beat up the idiot on the other side telling jokes about him?

Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"
Raven: Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy: What's your point?

"Don't you like anything cheap?" - Red
"I like you" - Kitty (That '70s Show (TV Show)

"/While falling/ Seriously? I mean seriously?" - Noah (Total Dram World Tour (Cartoon))

"/Singing/ Come fly with us. Come die with us" - Noah (Total Drama World Tour (Cartoon))

"A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the keyboard.”
Barbara Holland

"Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling." Helen Powers

' Despite my best efforts , I've seen you naked before - doesn't do much for me , so no worries . ' Leah Clearwater

' Over my pile of ashes . ' Rosalie Cullen

' And your chocolate fur reflects what ? how sweet you you are ? ' Sam Uley

"You should live each day like it is your last, for one day you are sure to be right." Pegasus, Yu-Gi-Oh!

"As we go about our lives, we touch people, we see people, and interact with them; in doing so we feel and think many different things." Kazuki Takahashi (aka. the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh!)

"I believe that everyone has an 'other self' inside them. It may be your ideal self, someone who it's your goal to become. But when you're pressured to be a certain way by the expectations of your parents or the world, the burden may be too much to bear and you may lose sight of yourself. In other words, your 'other self' is something you have to create, not that people can force upon you. I think it's best to take it easy and keep an eye on your 'other self,' and aim for that goal. But don't stress out about reaching it right away." Kazuki Takahashi

“There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader.” Charlie Brown

"One day your prince will come. He just took the wrong turn, got lost and was too stubborn to ask for directions."

"Characters: can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em off 'cause it nullifies the entire plot." Unknown

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the enemy's eye.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You can't have everything. . .where would you put it?

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. . .or a game of fake heart attack.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money!)

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives

Two wrongs never make a right, but it sure does make a left. . .

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

:-) :-) I smile because I don't know what's going on :-) :-)

Did you know by reading this message you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire. . .Well. . .basically. . .your house burned even faster.

Heaven doesn't want me. . .But Hell's afraid I'll take over!

Don't fear the guy with the whip who knows how to use it, fear the guy with the whip with NO CLUE how to use it.

The truth hurts; that's why I lie.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Never knock on Death’s door; ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon.

Perfect men are only fictional.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days. . ."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, -beep-, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, Gramps.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried. . .just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad. . .here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. . .

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

FRIENDS: Wonders about your romantic history.

BEST FRIENDS: Could blackmail you with it!

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!!. . .OR AT LEAST THEY SHOULD, CAUSE IF THEY DON'T THEY AREN'T TRUE TWILIGHTERS!

"Chaos, panic, disorder. Our work here is done." - Fred and George Weasley

"You're mad!"

"If I wasn't this would have never worked." -Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow

"Technically, it's a ferret." - Mad-Eye Moody

"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL RIP OFF YOU'RE LEGS AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!"-Edward Elric

"That's why it's so brilliant, because it's so pathetically dim-witted,"-Fred & George Weasley

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.

Yu-Gi-Oh!, Gx, and 5d's Quotes:

“So you dueled this guy on top of a moving plane?!”
“Maybe I did. Don’t you geeks have someone else to annoy?”
Joey and Seto

“Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!” Seto Kaiba

"Pardon the interruption, but apparently somebody left me off the guest list." - Thief King Bakura

“Just think of it this way, Téa. There are two Yugi’s. The cool one up there and the puny one down here.” Joey Wheeler

"Talk later, RUN NOW!" Yugi from the Pyramid of Light Movie

"If you pay attention to your right,you will see a floating freaky castle and monsters waiting to devour us!!" -Joey

"Bird, rock, lambchop, bird, and a bigger bird." -Joey

"I was thinking about calling you a monster but I didn't want to insult the cards." -Yami

"Anyone late to my tournament is automatically disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late." - Seto Kaiba

“If I had a dime for every time you used the word ‘destiny’ I’d be even richer.” Seto Kaiba

"Oh, I'm just your average child genius. Genius: g-e-n-i-u-s!"
"Very impressive, but can she spell 'obnoxious?'"
Rebecca and Joey

Joey: (annoyed) About that Underdog card... you said it reminds you of someone...
Yami: I did? Yes, well. . .(to Yugi) A little help here.
(they switch places)
Yugi: Oh, that's real mature, Pharaoh!

Joey: All right Shadi old pal, use that Millennium thingamajig of yours and point us in the right direction.
Shadi: It's a Millennium Key!

Joey: Hey! The fairy turned Mokuba into a girl!
Mokuba: Great. . .can she make you smart?

"'Great Pharaoh'. . .so. . .I finally got your butt off the throne." - Thief King Bakura

Tea: "If I knew we'd be hiking, I'd have worn better shoes."
Yami: "Think that's bad, try lugging a duel disk."

Kaiba: "This is ridiculous. Do you realize you're talking to a hologram with your head on it?"
Yami: "Kaiba, you're the one who's clueless."

Mana: "Where can he be?"
Pharaoh Atem: "We'll find him! We just need a sign."
:green lightening strikes:
Pharaoh Atem: "Like that."

"Just when I think things got back to normal, it got a whole lot weirder." Yugi

"You better make good on your promise to restore my brother. Because if you don't, I'll take great pleasure in separating your soul from your body in my own way!" Kaiba

"I am a thief and a stealer of souls, and I have done terrible things in my quest to possess the Millennium Items. You do remember the legends don't you?"- Yami Bakura (Okay, that's a pretty bad-ass quote.)

“What are you looking at? You think I’m going to let you change my mind? I am not flying to Egypt.”
Seto (. . .he’s talking to inanimate objects. . .)

“Something’s just not right about Bakura.”
“And you noticed this just now?! He’s nuts, and he’ll always be nuts!”
Tea and Joey (Thank you captain obvious. . .)

Proctor: Um, excuse me, Mr. Crowler. But there seems to be a late entrant.
Dr. Crowler: Did you just call me "Mister"?
Proctor: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm new here. . .Miss?
Dr. Crowler: I'll have you know I've earned the title of Doctor, thank you very much!

Jaden: I mean, you could look at it as being lost. Or you could just say we found a couple of places where it's not.

"Red is for red hot, scorching, dangerous, hot. I'm like a furnace or red hot bottle of salsa dip." Syrus

Jaden: That Alexis is really something, sacrificing her own Life Points, just to get at mine.
Alexis: So are you impressed?
Jaden: Impressed? I think I'm in love.
Alexis: You're sweet. Too bad I have to crush you.

Chumley: But duh, Jaden, it's not just another duel! It's a tag duel and if you lose it you'll be on the next bus outta here!
Jaden: Hellooo Chumley, that's totally why we're not gonna lose! And uh, Chumley? We're on an island. Bus?

Jaden: How can I write ten pages?! I've never even read that much!

Alexis: Maybe all the training he's had has taught Wheeler how to speak human. Or maybe Jaden's really a monkey.

Jaden: Well Alexis, I guess that means I'm your fiancé!
Syrus: He's really going through with it?
Jasmine: Oh my!
Jaden: So. . .what does 'fiancé' mean anyway?

Dr. Crowler: You try to expel one kid, and the entire world turns against you.

Crowler: Oh, Jaden my boy!
Syrus: He's being nice, something's wrong.

Syrus: Uh, listen Jaden, is it too late to say that this is a bad idea?
Jaden: Hmm?
Chumley: Doesn't Crowler really not like you?
Jaden: He sure doesn't. But how could I turn down no homework, a field trip, and a big duel?
Syrus: Uh, by saying no?
Chumley: I mean, do you even know how to say no?
Jaden: Yes.

Crowler: So first you find the duel giant, and then he escapes! First all those cards were lost, now they're found!
Jaden: First I had no homework, and now-
Crowler: KEEP WRITING!

Demetri: [dressed up as and talking like Yugi Muto and using his stolen deck] With this deck, I'm not just copying the King of Games. I truly *am* the King of Games!
Jaden: You've really gone off the deep end.

Jaden: [When Dmitri is convinced he's Yugi Muto] Sparkman, attack him directly!
Demetri: I think you're forgetting about someone. Kuriboh!
[Kuriboh appears and blocks the attack]
Demetri: By discarding Kuriboh from my hand, I don't take any damage from Sparkman's little fireworks display.
Jaden: Oh yeah, my bad.
Demetri: [looks at his Duel Disk affectionately] Thank you Kuriboh. That move takes me back to our duel against Seto Kaiba at Battle City. Those were some good times, weren't they old friend?
Syrus: Battle City? This guy's gone batty!
Chumley: Just smile and nod Sy, smile and nod.

Jaden: Come on, Avian! Pull yourself together! You're supposed to be in attack mode, not in love!

Sparkman and Avian: Guy pact! This didn't happen! Okay?!
Burstinatrix: [To Sparkman and Avian] How 'bout you 2 guys get over here right now, or I'll tell the entire deck!?!

Zane: Try and remember who you're talking to. When Sy and I we're growing up, he used to claim that he was going steady with Dark Magician Girl.
Alexis: Is that so? Did she break your heart, Sy, or you just decide to see other monsters?

Avian and Sparkman: Burstinatrix!
Avian: I know this looks bad but, ah. . .
Burstinatrix: Save it! You two are pathetic. But your honeymoon is about to be over.
Sparkman: We're in for it now!

Blair Good-bye, Jaden! My sweet prince. I love you!
[our hero is in the state of shock]
Jaden: WHAT!?!?! Wait! She's supposed to like Zane!
Alexis: She does like Zane. But apparently, she loves you! [giggles]

[The teachers are choosing the representative for the duel-off against North Academy]
Chancellor Sheppard: The only question is who will this first year be?
Zane: Jaden Yuki
Professor Crowler: [Freaks out]
Professor Banner: I agree. Jaden is our best new student [looks down at Pharaoh] Don't you think?
Pharaoh: Meow.
Professor Crowler: Oh well if the cat says so.

[Looking for Jaden]
Bastion: I want to help you be alone!
Alexis: You can't be alone by yourself!

[Syrus, Chumley, Bastion, Alexis, Crowler, and Belowski are asleep after the duel]
Jaden: HEY! Is anyone awake?! Oh come on! Okay, I will use your Water Dragon! And your Power Bond! Etoile Cyber? [Distracted] Hey, the clouds do kinda look like duel monsters. . .

Chancellor Foster: Ah, Jaden! So you're Duel Academy's Phenom.
Jaden: Phenom!! THAT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER BEEN CALLED!!!. . .what's it mean?

Jaden: So come on, come on! When do I meet my opponent?!
Chazz: Right now, slacker.
Jaden: Who just said that?
Chazz: It's me.
Jaden: Whoa, hold on! Am I seeing things or is that Chazz?!
Chazz: You got that right.
Jaden: Well why are you here?
Chazz: For the duel.
Jaden: I think it's sold out.
Chazz: I'm in it.
Jaden: Like as a ref?
Chazz: I'm dueling you!
Jaden: You mean. . .It's you?! You're North Academy's duel rep?!

Chazz: You're pitiful, Jaden - jumping up and down like some fool, never taking anything serious. That's why you'll never be a champion. It takes discipline to win. You need to have a sense of duty. You need to have some kind of plan! Well I have a plan! And I have a sense of duty! That's why I'm going to beat you, Jaden! That's why I'll beat anyone in my way! I can conquer anyone! You got that! I'm gonna conquer the whole world!
Jaden: Oka-a-a-a-y. Well, if you don't mind, can I take my turn first?
Chazz: Make it quick!
Jaden: Chill. . .

Jaden: Didn't ya' know, Chazz? When a hero's destroyed, and I play Hero Spirit, all battle damage turns to zero, zilch, zip, nada.
Chazz: Congratulations. You can use a thesaurus!

Chazz: Now I summon. . .the Level Seven Armed Dragon!
Jaden: Wow, he's totally awesome!
Chazz: Stop admiring him!
Jaden: How can I not, he's too cool! Wanna trade for him?
Chazz: No I don't wanna trade! What's wrong with you Jaden? You should be cowering in fear!

Chazz: This stinks. My new family is already dysfunctional.

Gravekeeper Guard: [Poking Jaden's butt with a spear] Get down.
Jaden: Move toward the sharp object?

Dr. Crowler: Well, well. Look at this convocation of students. Some of the best duelists in the school, I see. [Looks at Jaden] Uh-oh! (sings) Which one of these is not like the other? Clearly someone here is a little bit lost.
Jaden: He is not. Chazz was invited.
Chazz: He means you.

Professor Crowler: You see, though it makes me slightly ill to admit it, JADEN'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!! I CAN BEAT YOU!! I CAN THROW DOWN!!! AND I CAN GET MY GAME ON!!! . . .Ugh, I suddenly feel the need to rinse my mouth out.

Camula: Flare Wingman? But you never used that card in your deck before! You have to be cheating! You put it in there when I wasn't looking, didn't you?
Jaden: Uh, yeah. But you know, I'm not so sure that's cheating. I mean, hello Camula, you were the one spying!

Chazz: Sure, they look weird, they smell funny. No one even likes them, and they never shut up! But these 3 taught me something important.
Ojama Black: That flies taste great?
Ojama Green: That you should eat desert first?
Ojama Yellow: That bathing is optional?
Chazz: That good bros support each other!
Slade: [who Chazz is dueling to prevent Duel Academy from being demolished] So I'm *not* a good bro?
Chazz: That's right, which is why I don't feel bad about doing this. . .[winning the duel]

Seto Kaiba: [after Chazz defeats his brother in a duel for ownership of the school] Of course he won. Did you really think I would give Duel Academy to those two? They have a lot to learn about world domination.

Bastion: Wait, if this isn't a Shadow Game, then how did he shroud the duel arena in darkness? Would someone care to. . .explain that?
Sailor: Sir, we've fixed the lights in the arena!
Chazz, Bastion, and Alexis: [Anime fall]

Banner: In Ancient Egypt, one of the most powerful duelists was a Pharaoh named Abidos the Third. He was undefeated.
Jaden: Undefeated? Wow, he must have been something else. I guess it's a good thing he's not around today, because that record would go adios!
Chazz: Sure slacker, and then you'll beat Kaiba and Yugi too.
Jaden: You think so? Thanks Chazz!
Chazz: It's sarcasm, moron.
Jaden: Well, okay, but if you're going to change your name, you could do a lot better than Sarcasm.
Chazz: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] You know what I mean!

Syrus: I can't believe I got detention again! Mom's gonna kill me.
Jaden: [jerks a thumb at Chazz] Just blame Sarcasm back there.
Chazz: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] The joke is old already!

Jaden: You know, there was a hole in the wall of our room.
Syrus: It's true.
Chazz: And let me guess, slacker, you've already sealed it back up?
Jaden: Well, uh, kinda. . .
Chazz: [Sarcastically] You guys are really something.
Jaden: Hey, thanks! We do what we can!
Chazz: You sure do.

Jaden: I've got a question: what is Chazz doing? [points]
Chazz: Tch tch tch, you-who! Where are you?
Jaden: Where's what Chazz?
Bastion: He means his mind, clearly he's lost it.

Syrus: [talking in his sleep during a test] Which counters. . .a Field Spell. . .which counters. . .
Jaden: I didn't know this was an oral exam Sy. [Syrus wakes up] Maybe next time sleep would be better than an all-night Slifer Séance
Syrus: You're here!
Chazz: You two wanna keep it down? Some of us actually plan to pass this test!
Jaden: Hey, I always plan on passing; it just doesn't work out that way.

Pierre the Gambler: I summon my Gamble Angel Bunny in attack mode!
Syrus: Wow, look at her!
Jaden: Careful there Sy, you don't want to make the Dark Magician Girl jealous, do you?
Syrus: [gasps] Why, is she here?

Jaden: Pierre! You too! Now bon voyage! That's right, I know some French! . . .That is French, right?

Jaden: Leaving? Sayonara, then! That's French too, right?

[Chazz steals the Spirit Keys to force Alexis to duel him]
Zane: Anyone up for just tackling him?

Jaden: [in the graduation match] Wow Zane, you really are good. I'm gonna miss ya.
Zane: And I you, Jaden. Which is why I'm passing you the torch.
Jaden: Huh?
Zane: Once I leave here, *you'll* be the top student in this school. Despite your grades, and your rank, you'll be the best, so make me proud.
Jaden: I'll give it my all Zane, and I'll start right here! Because this duel's not done, and I still have one trick up my sleeve. Oh yeah, and here it comes! I'm activating the Trap known as "Final Fusion"!
Zane: [gasps, then smiles] How clever.
Jaden: If this is out, both of us lose Life Points, equal to our combined Monsters' attack points. And you know what that means.
Zane: Sure do.
[their two monsters self destruct, and Zane and Jaden tie at 0 Life Points].

Zane: You okay?
Jaden: I think so. How's my hair? Is it still there?

Professor Crowler: After all, everyone one on Earth knows Aster Phoenix
Jaden: [Near the Slifer Dorm with Aster] Hey kid, I don't know who you are, but let's duel! Wrong catch phrase, what I meant to say was. . .get your game on!!

Jaden: So what's your name, freshman?
Aster: You can call me A. P.
Jaden: Alright Ap, let’s throw down!!

Syrus: I can swear I've seen that guy before.
Alexis: You're right.
Chazz: Yeah, he does look familiar.
Dorothy: Hey Chazz, maybe he graduated from that snooty prep school of yours.
Syrus: Good call. He certainly looks rich enough. . .and stuck up enough.
Chazz: Look, shrimp, he's nothing like me!
Aster: [Off-screen] Ojama Yellow! Defense mode!!
[Chazz falls over]

Chazz: Told you we're not alike! That's gotta be one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen. I would never start off with a lame card like that.
Ojama Yellow: You'd save the best for last, right boss, right!
Chazz: Wrong, now beat it pit stain!
Ojama Yellow: I love it when you use my pet name [Disappears]
Alexis: Excuse me!!
Chazz: Ah!!! Nothing [Takes out his deck and glares at it]

Aster: Wow, so I guess it’s true. You are good as they say!
Jaden: Thanks for the props. But when you play cards like Ojama Yellow, you don't exactly make it too tough.
Chazz: [Smirks and leans next to Syrus] He's right.
Jaden: What'd ya do? Take lessons from Chazz or something?
[Chazz hears and falls over]

Chazz: You know, I used to be just like you. An elitist snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed. Know how? Now I'm a snob who only looks down on some people.

Syrus: Will you give it up? You're not in the army!
Troup Tyranno: Who's the best? Troup Tyranno! And who's gonna win?
Syrus: Troup Jaden!
Jaden: Am I the only one here who hasn't gone insane?

Syrus: So when Jaden fuses those two heroes he can choose to form Flame Wingman or Phoenix Enforcer?
Jaden: Wait, I can?! Whoa, who knew?
Chazz: Wow! You're even dumber than I thought! And that's saying a lot!
Jaden: Whaddaya know? My deck has a new trick! Why didn't anyone tell me about this before?
Chazz: How did this spazz ever beat me?!

Jaden: [Bouncing on Bastion's bed] You gotta love these Ra Yellow beds

Chazz: We may be one man down, but we're five men strong!! Well four men and a lovely lady. . .alright three men, a lady, and Syrus!!

Atticus: I've already named our band. We're called Bro-Bro and Sissy.
Hassleberry: So, which one's he?

[Jaden's lost in the woods looking for Duel Academy, and is going in the opposite direction from it]
Jaden: [To Wheeler] Bye! Thanks for the memories! Haha!
Wheeler: [Looks towards a sign pointing to Duel Academy looming over the trees]
Jaden: All right, I've got to be close to Duel Academy now. If only there was a sign. . .[Walks off in the other direction]
Sign: [Sweatdrop, sign falls over anime style]

Bastion: Great Scot!
Syrus: Aww man!
Hassleberry: Sam Hill!
Alexis: Why don't I have a catchphrase?

Sartorius: You see gentlemen, as a new student here I'd rather not stand out.
Hassleberry: Then get a new haircut!
Sartorius: Touché.

"You brainwashed him! Not that he had much of a brain." Hassleberry, YGO G/X ep 73

"I’m packing the strength of a dinosaur!"
“And the brains of a dinosaur.”
“I heard that!” Hassleberry and Syrus Truesdale, YGO G/X ep 73

“They’re princes?”
“Look like frogs to me.” Syrus Truesdale and Bonaparte, YGO G/X ep 74

“Jaden’s in big trouble! How can he stop them?”
“Eat ‘em! With BBQ sauce!”
“Yes. . .And if that should fail?”
“Honey mustard.” Syrus, Hassleberry, and Bastion, YGO G/X ep 74
(a note, eating frogs is gross! they were talking about Princess Rose’s Frog monsters.)

“It’s a frog fest!”
“Get my bib! It’s BBQ time!”
“Disgusting!” Syrus Truesdale, Hassleberry, and Bastion Misawa, YGO G/X ep 74

Frost: Either these guys are the ultimate tag team, or you and I are getting played, bro! [Reflector catches the light] Yo! Check out our reflectors!
Thunder: Oh snap! These no-good punks can totally see each other’s cards!

Solomon: Chin up. So your friends got captured by an evil psychopath who's plotting world domination. Not to worry! That happened to me several times!

[Alexis grabs Jaden]
Bob: Alexis! I'm here for you! Unhand her!
Jaden: 'Unhand'?! She's got me!
Bob: Never fear, Bob is here! I'll protect you!
Jaden: No offense bro, but I need protection!

Jaden: That means I can duel him now! I'm gonna get my Zane on!

Jaden: [Sees the Reaper] Uh, hi. . .?
Reaper: [Holds up scythe threateningly]
Jaden: I think I have the wrong forest. . .

Zane: Meet the new me. Thanks to duels like this, your brother was reborn.
Syrus: Uh, happy birthday?

Aster: Surprised to see me?
Sartorius: In case you've forgotten, predicting the future is my hobby.

Syrus: [After Jaden tells a bad joke] Oh, good one, Jay!
Aster: A joke isn't funny if you have to explain it.

Chazz: Rule number one! Never interrupt the Chazz when he's in the middle of a long monologue.

Dr. Crowler: [about Jesse Andersen] He seems familiar.
Bonaparte: That's because he's Jaden with a southern accent.

“Jesse, why is everyone staring at me?”
“This is the place I was telling ya about! This here’s Duel Academy!”
“Oh… It’s a lot bigger than I thought. And you know I’m intimidated by large crowds!”
“Well, I’ve got a little trick to calm ya down. When ya look out at the crowd, just picture ‘em all in their underwear.”
“Really? Are you sure? Should they be in boxers or briefs?” Crystal Beast Emerald Turtle/Tortoise and Jesse Anderson, YGO G/X ep 106

“Of course, they’re my best friends. No, they’re my family.” Jesse Anderson, YGO G/X ep 106

[Summoning Rainbow Dragon]
Jesse: Prepare to meet the most feared creature in history!
[Crystals fly into air and Dragon shadow appears]
Jesse: Just kidding!
Jaden: Huh?
[Jaden’s attack goes through and Jesse loses]

[Talking about Jaden and Jesse]
Syrus: They're twins!
Hassleberry: How cute.
Chazz: Two Jadens?
Aster: Oh well, it could be worse. At least Chazz doesn't have a twin.

[Asking Hassleberry to look at his deck]
Jesse: I'm not the public. I'm Jaden's new best chum; he'd tell you to show them to me.
Hassleberry: Well I don't do everything he says.
Jaden: [Walks in] Ahh, love that shower. Oh and thanks for cleaning it, Hassleberry.
Jesse: So you don't do what he says huh?

Jaden: This is no time to start speaking Australian, Jim!
Jim: Uh, yeah, time to move on then. [Mutters] No time to be speaking Australian.

Jaden: Hey, Hassleberry! Sweet move, Bro!
Jesse: You said it. That was awesome.
Syrus: Hold on guys. Did you forget what's going on here? The weird energy waves? [Sigh] Of course you did. You're exactly alike.
Jaden & Jesse: We are? What makes you say that?

"Hush! Now look, if Axel hears you, he'll drop ya like a rabid prairie dog!"
"Don't worry. He's deep in thought. Just look. He's in Lala Land." Hassleberry and Jesse Anderson, YGO G/X ep 109

[Talking about Chazz]
Ojama Yellow: Not again! I hate it when he conjures lightning!

[About Adrian]
Jaden: Chazz was right.
Jesse: Yeah, he is a dork.

Adrian: I activate my two face down cards!
Chazz: What? How!?
Adrian: Easy, I call out their names dramatically and they pop up. Haven't you ever played this game before?

[Alarm goes off]
Viper: Can't I plot evil in peace?

Sheppard: I know the school was there when I left. Oh boy, I'm gonna have a lot of angry parents on my hands.

Jaden: Neos did it!
Jesse: Yeah, Jaden. He did it all right.

Zombie Crowler: I guess I'm just going to have to teach you some manners. . .
Jaden: You and what army?! [Spots zombie students] Oh. That army.

[After Zane summons Cyber-End Dragon]
Emerald Turtle: Cyber-End? Jesse? I think I need to change my shell.
Jesse: Okay now that's just gross.

[Talking about finding uniforms]
Zane: I just hope they have my size.
Aster: Don't worry, all these fiends are tall and thuggish, you'll be fine.

“No one's gonna believe you're me, Leo.”
“Why wouldn't they believe it? We're twins! We look just alike!”
“I'm a girl. I'm pretty.”
“I'll wear make up.”
“Leo wears make up! Leo wears make up!” Leo and Luna, YGO 5D’s ep 13

Yusei: (talking with Bruno about important stuff)
Jack and Crow: (sitting on the couch, bored out of their skulls)
Leo and Luna: (comes in all excited)
Leo: Hey, Yusei! Let's duel!
Luna: Leo wants to show off a new combo he learned! (Like heck he'll ever learn anything. . .)
Akiza: (comes in holding a book) Hey, Yusei, about my physics and calculous homework. (Homework date in both the sub and the dub? Weird. . .)
Crow: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Leo: Who is this new guy?
Jack: Some stray dog that Yusei decided to take in. . .
Crow: He's like some kinda mega super genius engineer or something. . .
Leo: Do you think he can do cool stuff to my Duel Board, like give it more flashing lights and stuff?
Crow: Yea- no. (Being sarcastic again I suppose)
Luna: So what are they talking about?
Crow: Duel Runners, computers and engines and stuff. They've been ignoring us for days and speaking their own language. They're like bestest friends now. (Doesn't care what he says)
Leo: But I'm Yusei's bestest friend. . .(Actually, Akiza is.)
Luna: Yeah, okay! What makes you his bestest friend? (Sibling fight!)
Leo: I just am!
Akiza: (sighs deeply and turns around)
Leo: Is there something wrong, Akiza?
Akiza: I'm taking off. I'm not up for sitting around and getting in the way.
Leo: It's sounding to me like someone's a little jealous.
Akiza: (gets incredibly furious and looks back at Leo) Never forget that I can squash you like a grape if I wanted to. (leaves the room through the stairs)
Leo: She is really scary when she's angry. . .(Y' got that right. . .)
-Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's